Jake and Amir: Vending Machine

[SethLolz]

this machine accepts dollar coins...and amirs

[TheWelschman]

That machine accepts dollar coins. 

[mmi2O5]

"my thighs are burning!" lol

[MsButtercats]

NERD!

[D4Donuts]

i think Jake is in love with Katy Perry....

[skuzzlebutt306]

look at the door behind jake. see the sign? yeah.

[RoflAPiggy]

This machine accepts dollar coins.

[ursawarrior619]

@RoflAPiggy it exists

[lpratt67]

I love how Amir try's to sing the fresh prince of bel air at the beginning lol

[MattAsGaeilge]

this machine accepts dollar coins,do they make them?

[orangechicken210]

@MattAsGaeilge yeah, they make them...

[pandora3579]

Last 7 seconds are best 7 seconds.

[pandora3579]

Amir: Time flies!

Jake: Does time fly?

Amir: ... no, it's crawling.

[GuyWeird1]

this machine accepts dollar coins...?

[guysongirls]

hey i found a jake and amir that ive never seen before! weird.

[MageTheNewKid]

why dose the sign in the background say "please do not this door"

[dotchoo]

@MageTheNewKid ...open.

[MarkAlexanderYoung]

anyone else notice the sign say only accepted dollar coins and jake uses a bill?

[kiet1997]

OH M G

[jocika333]

"NEEEERRRD!!" OMG AMIR?!

[ThePokefan42]

@sakuraanime you're a nerd

[DrCrazyCake]

At 0:42 Amir used the word "Workaholics" but in "Jake and Amir: Football game", he tells Ricky that he doesn't know what that word means!

[enemie4]

@DrCrazyCake nerd

[DrCrazyCake]

@enemie4 I prefer "geek".

[enemie4]

@DrCrazyCake i prefer you don't try to make snece of one of the funniest comedy shorts.

[DrCrazyCake]

@enemie4 True xD

[Banfieldddd]

@DrCrazyCake Yeaaa cause this video is AFTER that one :)

[DrCrazyCake]

@Banfieldddd Nope. This came out in february. Football Game came out in march!

[WasUoWithDat]

@syntheticgod8 Why would you say that the intro song is Family Ties when you obviously don't know at all. Great video by the way.

[jangofett619]

DR PEPPER FTW

[SakuraAnime17]

SODA POP: The final frontier. These are the beverages of the Vending Machine "Coca Cola". Its five-year mission: To explore strange new tastes, to seek out new brands and new carbonations, to boldly go where no drink has gone before.

Finished that for ya Pat :3

[AniVaroni]

LMAO I LOVE THIS ONE

[Townsman95]

coke, bitches!

[MJ47106]

@TheDeadlyShotz there are dollar 'bills' and dollar 'coins'? In Australia we don't call call them by that name but in USA they do.

[MichaelJacksonNeYo]

HAHAHAHA it started with the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air theme song

[syntheticgod8]

@MichaelJacksonNeYo No, that's the theme to Family Ties.

[MichaelJacksonNeYo]

@syntheticgod8 In the first few seconds Amir clearly says " IN WEST PHILADELPHIA WE WERE RAISED" which is almost identical to when Will Smith says " IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS" in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, get your facts straight.

[ratchet1215]

I still don't know how Pepsi/Coke wars can even happen when Coke is just clearly better.

[TheDeadlyShotz]

"This Machine accepts dollar coins" Lolwut?

[575th]

NEEERRD

[coaxill]

Please do not

this

door

[donutwsup]

Please do not this door 1:46

[butterscotch1942]

lol look at the door at 1:46

[BittenByMeFilmz]

there should be a second part of this xD

[blade3337]

Coke tastes slightly different, it has a distinc after-taste.

[TheBigDmac]

i have sent this to at least 400 people..this is one of the funniest ones to me

[Owner951]

@TheBigDmac try: "tampon" and "snack attack"

[kaheksandik]

Amir is fucking immortal... :D

[Shrumins]

Please do not this door

[drpepper70707]

keep pressing 9

[abdinoor13]

He didnt let him finish...

[DoughyBaby217]

@ 0:57 Does anyone else notice the scribbled out words on the door?

[JJJJLT]

i love it when jake acts all brotherly to amir <3

[skartisu69]

jake sucks at acting but amir is good

[SandvichDAT]

woo amirs dead

[magmon2468]

roflmfao at end xD

[sillycheesecakes]

aww jake cares about amir

[free2BAtroll090]

you will let me finish

[cfchickey]

press 2,3,4,5 or 6 for different views of the vending machine XD

[cooldonkeyfish]

Please do not **** ******* this door.

[9727417]

look at the sign on the door in the background

[Zelli52]

This was my first Jake and Amir video. Close to two years later I'm still trying to stop watching them so I can do work for once! ( Well, maybe just one more...)

[HauntinHorror]

Come on! This IS the last video...I really need to do school work >:/

[xboxrammview]

Amir: I used to get stuck in vending machines... but then i took an

Jake:Stop

Amir: YOU WILL LET ME FINISH!

[pokemonlugia1]

NERD! Oh my God, Amir?!

[zek360]

Time flys



[OJRPorchTugal70]

He put the dollar in, but didnt press the button for the soda he wanted

[munstersmasha]

I love how pat just knows it's amir

[sxdrey]

does anybody else see the sign?

Please do not (scribbles) (scribbles) this door open

[Toughcookie2134]

Don't look down, It's a pepsi, coke war.

[FoulCoon]

@JonJonFtheW maybe thats because Dr. Pepper is NOT a Pepsi product. Dr. Pepper and 7-up are their own company. They actually sell Dr. Pepper at places that serve Coke or Pepsi products.

[octivenote]

*Walks into College Humor office, hands full of bloody sodas*

WHO WANTS ONE!?

[yokiyokiay]

@octivenote Is that one vanilla?

[octivenote]

@yokiyokiay What? I dont get it?

[cluk619]

SODA POP: THE FINAL FRONTIER. LMFAO

[ApolloTheGlorious]

he forgot his quarter

[JackTheNotSoPure]

Stop it with the damn annotation spam, CollegeHumor. I don't want to have to turn them off everytime I go watch Jake & Amir.

[BasementBird]

Pat looks like Shawn V Martin...

[mcshipreck]

they always sing katy perry...

[KidWulf]

God damnit I need to ride to school in 1 minute, I guess I can watch one more video....or 2..... or 3...or-

[deltabeta10]

ending is funny

[JonJonFtheW]

Getting a Dr. Pepper from a Coca-Cola machine? Dr. Pepper is a PEPSI product.

Still hilarious :D

[funkgerat]

@JonJonFtheW Same shape cans. It's perfectly possible to load Dr. Pepper in a Coke machine.

[JonJonFtheW]

@funkgerat I know. But they don't put Pepsi products in a Coke machine because Coke machines sell Coke products.

[funkgerat]

@JonJonFtheW It's possible to buy vending machines, and "they" won't put anything in the machine, you will.

[JonJonFtheW]

@funkgerat I am just saying why sell Pespi products in a Coke machine when Pepsi machines probably are less money anyway.

[archangel1996j]

how did he shit in there

[FireAllen97]

How did they get Amir in the vending machine for the video???????????????

[urbanworld1000]

@FireAllen97 probably a voice over but then again i could be magic...i sound rly stupid nvm

[bily011]

@1:26 - Tattoo

[TheBestBosses]

Hahahahaha! (:

[guamrj]

THIS MACHINE ACCEPTS DOLLAR COINS

[LeandroGC06]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!



[0liverGuy12]

the door looks like a gameboy

[charliescene969]

ROFL

[FunnyVideos646]

Funny!



[dunebuggy4000]

Time flies!

Does it?

No. Im really cramped

[rshweky9]

@dunebuggy4000 no. its crawling

[natebellamy357]

why are his thighs always burning?!

[zacklegogamer]

@natebellamy357 he just shat out soda.

[simplyskilled]

This is the first episode i actually laughed at

[THEGEORGEDUDE13]

I don't know why people think amir is dumb. jake just bought a doctor pepper

[blonddeshortii44]

i wish my vending machine accepted dollar coins :(

[leehocking514]

Anyone else see Amir's reflection in the vending machine?

[NgTuCkEr64360]

@leehocking514 that was actually jakes refelction

[leehocking514]

@NgTuCkEr64360 really?....GOD DAMMIT!

[sebMinecraft]

where the hell can i buy a amir

[AngusTheWolf]

i wanna get stuck in a vending machine :P

[oBringMeTheDiscoCake]

Lol 2nd vid i've watch so far 

[Grinder815]

"My thighs are burning" ... I remember that from another video...

[element492]

i love when pat smacks the machine

[TheJohnh44]

i love the ones where amir acts like a little kid

[kaseybella05]

does time fly?

no. it's crawling.

[MrEcuaArteaga]

LMAO Pat really got scared.

[FatnWild]

Piccolo: NERD!!!

[DustinTROM]

haha Katy Perry

[35muf]

if u notice closely when amir first talks u can see his reflection on the vending machine.

[vaichild]

who the fuck gets a dr. pepper from a coca cola machine lol

[MorningMidget]

@vaichild A coca cola machine doesnt only serve coke.... And i dont think theres a Dr Pepper machine..

[Sthorvnes]

@vaichild

Hipsters

[joeeric100]

@vaichild coca-cola owns dr. pepper company.

[Fullmetalkitty11]

This is the best jake and amir

[VenomsRage815]

i love the end! lol

[LloydieandStanley]

my favorite one

[M4FuYa]

Who else liked the Fresh prince of Bel-Air start?

[Yarlification]

Do not watch Jake and Amir when high. You will die from choking on your own laugh.

[sirdoodlebug219]

Amir should really buy a fire extinguisher for his thighs

[sammyjdun13]

did any one notice it said we exept dollar coins on the vending machine

[GuiltySpark4312]

Fuck its a dite amir I don't wont this one

[averycoolname]

Dude! EVERY tim I watch their videos I just end up laughing for eveeeer.

[jpny2008]

Press 7 to hurt amir

[raindrops603]

@meaganmariezuko the allen and craig show :)

[meaganmariezuko]

I've seen every Jake and Amir and I want another YouTube series as funny as this. Any suggestions?

[MrYellingatyou]

On the door it says Please do not this door!

[Shiek200]

@MrYellingatyou Yeah, I was going to the door, and I didn't see the sign until it was too late, and I accidentally it. I accidentally the whole thing!

[Toughcookie2134]

@MrYellingatyou And the vending machine accepts dollar coins.

[MunkeysLuvPie1]

...the final frontier- NEEERD. OH my god AMIR! LOL

[PrideHunterN7]

@MegaTrawets Because Coke bought Doctor Pepper, it's a feeder company to Coke, which is why it is served at both Pepsi and Coke restaurants.

[WhatTheHeckAnimation]

1:43 weird sign....

[FoxRida56]

I have seen a LOT of Jake and Amir episodes and this is by far the best one.

[sirdoodlebug219]

How has Amir been alive this long?

[penelopypiggy23]

My favorite episode! xD

[Barfmallow]

Please do not this door

[JohnNiner8]

why are his thys always burning lol

[WeAteTheChildren]

"Oh no, no, no, no with the blood."

[Vuldemurt]

I love how he instantly new it was Amir at the end

[SodaVampire]

Dr. Pepper FTW 

[TrueDefinitionn]

I cant believe Jake buys a Dr Pepper, I actually like him too now

[Hehehe13023]

My Thighs are BURNING

[babyinblack]

lmao NEERRDD! at the end

[YouMayCallMeMaster]

that machine accepts dollar coins

[rbcoolie]

lol pat's such a fag

[AHgeesmee]

Awesome

[metalomarvel123]

how is amir not dead yet

[NillumNaes]

haha, pat knew who it was immediately

[TheBUBBLY102]

who else saw the sticker that said "this machine accepts doller coins"?

[EmpireSpaz100]

@TheBUBBLY102 what is weird about that? dont tell me your another dumb american that doesnt know there are actually dollar coins

[harrignos]

@EmpireSpaz100 *facepalm* don't insult other people's intelligence when you don't understand why they're saying that. Vending machines never accept dollar coins. Or at least, if some do, they are extremely out of the ordinary. And in case you weren't aware, American dollar coins are not usually used as currency. People collect them, but they usually do not buy and sell with them.

[TheBUBBLY102]

@EmpireSpaz100 the thing is....im british.no seriously

[buzzedwizardz]

wtf? 0:08 "Please do not poop this door open" ?

[MCA5EY]

@buzzedwizardz it says prop this door open

[awesomesauceyumyum]

this is just sad... literally, he got ground up by a vending machine... i know its fake but still.

[JackCayman21]

Oh my f*cking God, I can't help laughing my f*cking ass off !

[pataponmaster00]

Trololololololol

[BronzyAxis44]

lolololololololollolloooooolll­lollollllololololololololololo­lololololol

[nonamesfit]

did anyone else notice the "This Machine accepts dollar coins" sign?

[nnnnnnn152]

How times has jake ... almost killed amir ?

[jazon345]

Lmfao. I almost cried from laughing so hard.