Dilbert Cartoon 01X13 - The Infomercial - part 3/3

[Darty105]

@Chaos20x6

Not really. A theory was announced by Max Planck or someone like that that a wormhole was inside a blackhole, because that's where all the matter is stored, says the theory. Other people believe that the mass the black hole absorbs just adds to the overall mass of it, making it less like a traditional hole, but more like a sphere of extreme matter, who's gravity is huge.

[Canopenerdude]

To settle the issue, I have from credible sources that Professor Hawking is a Nobel Prize Laureate. Not sure if that means if he won it or what. But he does hold the Lucasian chair :)

[Chaos20X6]

This confuses black holes with wormholes

[desmond1639]

Hollywood sure has a talent for canceling the best cartoons because they don't confy to their points of view. I love dilbert because unlike the other cartoons (American Dad, The Simpsons, and Family Guy), the main character is very intellegent and has an ethical code that he abides by. That is so refreshing in this day and age where these stupid characters influence our kids to do the stupidest things.

[ChopMax2]

How would he sign that his hands can't move...

[Chaos20X6]

This Is my favorite episode.

[Shicbs]

This was awesome. I hope some animator continues this..

[Theperson45]

Stephen Hawking actually did make a bet in 1997 (against John Preskill) about the behaviour of black holes which he then lost in 2004, some time after this episode was made, so there was an accidental joke at the very end of the episode. Splendid.

[patu8010]

Burn the witch!

[OrigamiMarie]

Wow. Dilbert, The Amazing Randi, and Steven Hawking.

[MegaPanzers1]

this is simply genius

[psychomantis108]

lol if stephen hawking says we're screwed... you know you are fecked...

[TheShadowolf999]

we're screwed

[keyboardartist]

These are some of the cleverest animations ever! Awesome!! Thanks for posting these!!

[snipersLock]

Dilbert: Wally is gone!

Stephen Hawking: Don't thank me, thank the black hole

lol XD

[cosmiccandy]

5:30 - LMAO @ Steven Hawking's computerised laugh

[macr0machine]

"What's happening to my cup!?"

...that's a glass, Dilbert. I used to think you were smart.

[KKM121]

@Geistxxxx

Stephen Hawking got many awards including:

Wolf Prize (1988)

Prince of Asturias Award (1989)

Copley Medal (2006)

Presidential Medal of Freedom (2009)

but not the Nobel Prize.

If you are so sure he has a Nobel Prize, please tell me which year did he get it?

[doctorwhom1]

@KKM121 2012, i know cause he came back in time to show it off

[KKM121]

@doctorwhom1 That's awesome. I guess the prize will be for his discovery of time travel as well.

[Senkon]

The garbageman is driving the telepathic airport shuttle

[Xerxes4242]

What significance is january 30 1955?

[neostrik7]

@Xerxes4242 the birth of Tom Izzo (born January 30, 1955), the American college basketball coach

[sdbxb71]

@punkguitar767 you spelt future wrong lol

[valdrec]

@ToxicOdiousOne Are you suggesting there's anything else!?

[WolfClant]

@punkguitar767 if you saw the first time he was introduced he said " it looks like im blocking you, but its you who's blocking yourself"

[gumbootio]

Dilbert went back in time and locked the door. Stephen must have gone back in time, after making the bet with Dilbert, to sign the book.

[Camdude90]

Steve Hawkings book is called more stuff youll never understand. lol

[lwsbrck]

Lol, I just realised that this episode is essentially Final Destination, but a hell of a lot more interesting, funny, attention grabbing, mature (and anything else that detaches it from the crap that is the FD series)

[humanistheart]

@punkguitar767 This would explain why the garbage man takes a vested interest in Dilbert, but I guess we'll never know.

[Elephantintheroom01]

@humanistheart Or possibly because its hard for intellegent people to find friends, but if you don't have friends you go mad...

[humanistheart]

@Elephantintheroom01 Hmm, that is true.

[psychomantis108]

lol best ending ever XD

[polkg123]

HE HAD HIS OWN CARTOON?????!!!!!!!

when did this happen

[TrandomnesstwO]

Years ago.

[humanistheart]

@polkg123 I wish more people knew about it when it was on. Maybe it still would. I always find good shows after their off the air.

[t3rr411]

this covers Alot of issues and i love this episode.

[loserwoman87]

Hi, Dogbert.

Hi, Steve.

[NESSNESS9]

I think I borrowed it

You cheap bastard.

[theboyinthehat]

i now the time-space warp secret

[theboyinthehat]

i know part of the the timemachine im not telling the secret

[relacley]

the english accent in this is so funny :P

[MASTURCHEEF001]

lolz the black holes

[radiofiendify]

This episode has the same ideas in it as Donnie Darko, although I'm sure that Dilbert came first.

[pithaya]

The trails of objects in Donnie Darko are more abstract, about fate and time and whatnot. The trail of the cup of water is because of the spagghetification effect of black holes, so I don't see what other similarity is there with Donnie Darko.

[radiofiendify]

I was saying that there was a similarity because they both use the idea of time travel through wormholes to put something right that goes wrong in the future, although in Donnie Darko this isn't made as clear and (as you rightfully say) it deals with the idea of fate, and whether it is possible to change your own destiny, a concept which the Dilbert episode does not deal with to a great extent.

[pithaya]

I see now, you were referring to the traveling back in time. I was just thinking about the trails from objects.

[AllenbysEyes]

This is probably my favorite episode, except maybe the one with Lena.

[KKM121]

I like this episode, but I'm pretty sure Steven Hawking never got a Nobel Prize.

[nahedh]

It took Einstein 16 years, didn't it?

[KKM121]

Took Einstein 16 years for what?? A Nobel Prize? That I'm not sure.

I was just saying Hawking never got a Nobel Prize.

[Chiscringle]

Actually, he does bear a striking resemblance to Dilbert's father.

[poshablyposh]

and...there goes the skeptic!

[JakePelka]

It's always garbage day somewhere...

[COLUMBINE1818]

"At least I didn't pay for his stupid book."

[Terrakinetic]

Beautiful, but I guess it was naive to hope Wally would actually die from this.

[PrayerWarrior4]

Wally is gone!

don't thank me, thank the black hole...

isn't anyone going to stop me?

no.

lol!!

[seanbrockest]

Lukazian? what does that mean? am i even spelling it right?

[KevinByrne2]

In 1663, Henry Lucas, a member of Parliament, established funding for a professorship of mathematics at Cambridge University (England). Isaac Newton and Stephen Hawking have both been Lucasian professors.

[seanbrockest]

@KevinByrne2 Thank you so much!

[mecrazy5]

Please....

[kdbarker14]

is january 30, 1955 a reference to anything?

[stbays]

I think that was the last time the boss got any loving.

[seanbrockest]

Battle of Yijiangshan Islands:

[nahedh]

This has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Anyone?

[deora2dude]

anyone else notice the book was called

"more things you will never understand"?

gotta love scott

[RiftDragon]

this is coincidently like the movie black hole i watched earlier today...hmmmm

[VetyZoo]

estuvo buenisimo hahahaha

[LordVordnorf]

One Nobel Prize winner and professor of maths and specialist in black holes. Any questions? Yeah. How do I move him around? Oh sorry just use this.

LOL Dogbert really does make this cartoon sometimes.

[blastmaster1213]

haha. 0:05 pwned!

[animefan809]

STEVEN HAWKINGS TO THE RESCUE!!!!XD

[blackmind1992]

What is significant about January 30th 1955 ?

[ottselguy]

"You didnt actually think you would win a bet with a nobel prize winning lucasian professor of mathimatics did you?" "atleast I didnt pay for his stupid book"

[texo2007]

HaHa Steven Hawkings was funny, when he grabbed the $5 from Dilbert!

[ottselguy]

LOL graviton generator = TIME MACHINE!!!!! the garbageman's "vortex" and the one hawking used where like the black hole of dilberts device! haha

[animefan809]

wormholes ftw XD

[flyworld3]

the sexual relations? lol.

[CommanderLightning]

1:45-1:55 [screams like Hank Hill] BWAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[Jaffersin]

I always wondered what that blue button on my remote swithced control to...I have a feeling I'm gonna have some regrets now...

[ottselguy]

you have NOOOO idea.....

[burningpig102]

You cheap bastard. lol

[DilbertCartoonZ]

i guess we'll never know ..

[TheVooDooTaco]

@DilbertCartoonZ

OR WILL WE!!!?

[Morahman7vnNo2]

If the book cost five bucks, then he staill paid him.

[MarvelroxDCsux]

we're screwed. LOL

[MarvelroxDCsux]

Is the garbage man...god? lol.

[Kakerot4141]

no, the garbageman is simply the smartest human being in existance, and why he is a garbageman is a secret only he would undertstand. its not our place as lower intelligences to question his choices, just enjoy that from time to time he breaks us off a piece of his wisdom.

[TTAANNKK33RR]

Say whatcha wanna say, but in my opinion, the garbage man is the greatest Dilbirt character EVER

[yourevor]

JANUARY 30th 19 55 ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

lol.

[janetjw]

"Professor Steven Hawking, please."

"*Sigh* Sign here please. Thank you. Send out Professor Hawking straight away."

"Here he comes."

Hahaha, Steven Hawking, being loaned out like a piece of gym equipment. Excellent.

[yourevor]

:Dilbert: i think i borrowed it. :Steven hawking: You Cheap Basterd lol.

[LinkXIII]

All hail Dogbert

[ridingisasport]

Thanks so much for posting all of these!!they're awesome!

[DilbertCartoonZ]

you're welcome :) thank Scott Adams ;)

[ridingisasport]

Ive sent an offering to the shrine.

[indigoeast4444]

lol

[mrsandman293]

Hey, glad your back. Nice vids. They really need to bring this show back.

[aleventy]

great , i like dilbert videos, when youare going to upload the pregnant?

[DilbertCartoonZ]

i Think it's episode 13 of season 2

[mynameisLERNZ]

Thanks.

i already subscribed.

waiting for more =D

[kaushikpaddy]

U ROK I LOVE DILBERT

[SgtScraps]

Classic, thanks for up loading this DilbertCartoonZ.

[DilbertCartoonZ]

no problem :)