Eddie Murphy - Drunk father (RAW, 1987)

[simpleplan1016]

we ate the toys eddie XD

[severe8807]

Old times like my uncle!!!

[JRhiannon21]

I like Good Times

[ciarakester]

lmfao, loooooooove this!<3 :)

"THIS IS MY HOUSE! MY HOUSE! AND I DON'T GIVE A F&CK:)"

[umtozzi]

This goes on too long. Drunk Vernon was funnier in Delirious.

[meggoldnight]

Man this man me laugh so much

[leesiluvzmjj2009]

"If I have to beg and plead..do the symphony.." lmaoo I love that part

[crispinfrancis1]

That's a lonely bitch at the end of that line

[k129h8]

Right leg blue left hand red eddy

[beautifulmoneek]

Eddie Murphy looks real good wearin that leather. Ladies look at his tight ass!

[borisbaartman1971]

"A Slinky a Slinky.. a wonderfull wonderfull toy.... " ; o )

[superboychiki]

Eddie is funny l a proud of him l am a black aswell

[mveiga007]

"we didn't have all the fancy luxury like... Food! We ate the toys Eddy.and we never complain cause my mother can cook our ass up! "ahahahahah i couldn't stop laughing. i even cried for God's Sake.

[bloodline754]

( o Y o )

[JoshRA]

WHAT?! YOU HAD A FIGHT?!? LILLIAN GET MY PISTOL!!

[SUPERBluegum]

wtf is he wearing dude ...

[Solviux14]

@SUPERBluegum they use to dress like that in the 80s, isn't it awesome? i love it

[Jrradwan5]

We were too hungry we didn't have food, we ate the toys! LMFAO I died

[lone0o0wolf]

as funny as it is, it made me feel a little sad......

thumps up if you felt the same thing

[ChristopherDone]

Funny set but his dad sounds like an asshole. Why do I get the feeling this was therapeutic for Eddie?

[felladapimp]

you can spell it! LMAO

[bjreed419]

Lmaooo "who broke that lamp in 1971???"

[breakingfame]

i dated a girl named lily.. i always called her lilian... id always like be sitting some were and just like yell LIIIILIANNNNN

[SuperChristy79]

this is too funny almost fell off my bed laughing so hard!

[BGilly80]

the voice he does is fuckin hystericalllll ... eddie got into a fight with dannny ontario and shot jimmy walker ... in his lips

[tb21666]

This shit used to get me in trouble so BAD at school. I would do this shit to teachers, but interject it when it was (possibly) relative. #DysfunctionalGoodtimes

[omartron]

WOW lmfao! this guys a pure genius!

[Chewzilla]

lost it at the twister part XD

[bobmarley1234577]

my name is lillian lolollll

[TheBeckyboowoo]

He shot him in the lips Lil...

[Condewest]

hahaha one of the best!

[tonymontana1974]

"SINCE YOUR SUCH A SMART MOTHER FUCKA YOU CANT GO OUTSIDE EITHER"

[BoyRHeeMo]

th raw murphy ....shout out

[MrPhuckenfab]

hahah this motha fucka is crazy lol

[thaqame45]

lillian grab my pistol

[irishsmurf2008]

lol who am i alexander graham bell up in this motherfucker

[TheMortalkombatdude]

4:36 XD get my pistol thats what i would say

[MsRaichuD]

4:40 - 4:54 How he says Jimmy walker and Deney Terrio..LOL

[brownhills2011]

i'll kick ur motherfucking arse lillian

[emancipatedtalent]

Im glad these clips exist on youtube so all of you disrespectful youngsters who like to say Eddies career is over, can see exactly why he was and is still the King of this. His movies have grossed over 7 Billion dollars. The average actor/movie star aint putting up those numbers, so STOP IT. Every star has flops. Tom Cruise, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks....All of them. It doesnt take away from who they are and what theyre capable of

[ShadowXYZ1000]

...a God Damn WHAT !?!? 9:51

ohh da suspension is killing me

[DuelingChannel]

@ShadowXYZ1000 "a God Damn Silly putty sandwich Eddie! And while all the other kids had cupcakes and twinkles I had motherfucking Slinky. You know I ate so many Slinky's that every time I hear the song it would make me sick to my stomach Eddie. *Sings the Slinky song* The End

[HeresDean]

R E C C T T P....Motherfucker u know how to Spell It!!

[sserpent21]

Holy Shit-this started slow and got great.



[718newmoney]

we ate tha toys eddie rotf

[718newmoney]

classic at it's best

[zommes]

Yeah lets all quote pieces of this sketch in the comments.

[niptuck117]

@zommes Okay!

[daggakid90]

eddie why you shoot jimmy walker in his lips i like good times

[strontschijt]

who ate a piece of the mothafuckin monopoly xD!!

[jamak390]

BWAHAHAHAHA which one o u kids sat down an ate a whole game o monopoly by himself!!

[kiddyn0mite]

"I KNOW YOU WANNA LEAVE ME-..BUT I RE-FUSE TO LET YOU GO LILLIAN..IF I GOT TO BEG AND PLEAD DO THE SYM-PHO-NY, I DO MIND CUZ IT MEAN THAT MUCH TO ME!!!"

[pErpErpEr187]

@kiddyn0mite hahahaha I almost choke myself out with my saliva when he did that

[libertarianable]

What? You got into a fight; Lilian get my pistol; What happened?

[kingfelipe12]

we ate the TOYS, Eddie!

[tonymontana1974]

"you better open that window and scream your mother fuckin head off"

[oreoprincess39]

I like good timeesss xD

[TheGodzillaGodzilla]

I'm standing on the corner, the mofoer is spinning the spinner and kickin my ass, Eddie. HAHA

[glstudios]

if you dislike this video, you get the fuck out

[GusNFred]

1 person broke the lamp in 1971...... -.-

[jayhizel]

r-e-s-p-c-d-p find out wat u mean to me r-e-s-p-c-c-t muthafucka u kno how to spell it!

[dg19713]

heheheheeh I miss this type of comedy. 

[MetallicFan17]

"We didn't have luxuries like FOOD!"

[725Natan]

Who disliked ? Get da fuck out my house

[mondaachucho]

Lilian disliked the video.....

[iCorex0]

3:48 hahahahaha EPIC!

[Kimboy321]

2:48 - 3:11 GOLD lmaooo

[TouchMulaGANG]

nothin from nothin leave nothin....... hadda do somethin mutha fucka punched you in the mouth

[TheCJShamelessFTW]

@TouchMulaGANG that part makes me laugh so fucking hard

[lilduckie22]

Alexander Graham Bell up in this muther fucker lmao

[hershysquirts187]

im drunk and you know what it beautiful

[TheJORGE94]

Liliaaaaannn... cannot use the phone.... Lilliaannnnn cannot SINCE YOU SUCH A SMART MOTHER FUCKER YOU CAN"T GO OUTSIDE EITHER.! Lilliannnn.. cannot go outside.

[chris96kalonji]

I know you got....all I'm asking is a little respect MOTHAFUCKA! Ohh kiss RECCTT MOTHATFACK YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT!

[krdbjh82]

MOTHERFUCKA YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT!!!!

[Mr297353010]

BRAYDEN U ARE STUPID !!!

[Mr297353010]

heeeeey BRAYDEN !!!!!!!!!!

[hannaaa1100]

"we didn't have fancy luxuries like FOOOD" hahahaha

[PatronFabian]

Nothing from Nothing leaves Nothing.

Had to do something, Motha fucka punch you in the mouth

[ISTABYOURFACE666]

eddie y u you shoot jimmy walker in the lips? i like good times!

[juanmacome]

7:05 is great

[reynolds2006]

"eddie got into a fight at the disco with danny terrio and shot jimmy walker"

[TheBeckyboowoo]

WHAT WE WANT, BABY YOU GOT IT. WHAT WE NEED, I NO YOU GOT IT. COZ ALL I'M ASKING, IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT MUTHER FUCKER!! WHEN YOU COME ON HOME :)

[Oxa1]

watch the drunk father on RAW :P much better ! =)

[djwizard2010]

no dislikes, thought so.

[takingbackgatsby]

HAD TO BE SOMEEETHING MOTHERFUCKER PUNCHED YOU IN THE MOUUUTH

[niptuck117]

"Bye-bye phone for Lillian, no more phone for you."

[niptuck117]

I love when he screams 'DOWN!', sounds just like Donkey.

[niptuck117]

"R-E-C-C-T-T-P! Motherfucker, you know how to spell it!"

[habbolabbo]

"nothing from nothing leave nothing ....... Had to do something, Motherfucker punched you in the mouth" now where are my thumbs up

[niptuck117]

@habbolabbo If you had proper grammar and didn't fuck up the quote, then I would give you one.

[habbolabbo]

@niptuck117 did i fuck up the quote? oh im sorry your mother was screaming too loud in my ear while i was fucking her up the ass. Also, dont eat the jam in your fridge....FYI bitch

[habbolabbo]

@niptuck117 Also, i forgot to add, there is no error in that quote. Your the error that came out of your mother :) happy living asshole.

[niptuck117]

@habbolabbo He says "leaves", not "leave". I must have struck a nerve for you to be so personal. Don't cry about your lack of a Youtube thumbs up comment, you'll live. Let's get together some time, and let me watch you get struck by a car - I'll give you TWO thumbs up then, asshole.

[habbolabbo]

@niptuck117 one letter ouch that stings. Im the one luaghing and your the one complaining that weak. Also, we should get together sometime. Ill show you what the barrel of a mossberg 590 taste like.

[niptuck117]

@habbolabbo Hmm, nope. Not complaining. I merely pointed out your fault, you're the one taking offense to it. And you must have missed my other comment on the video. You know, a quote from the video, because it's so fucking hilarious?

[habbolabbo]

@niptuck117 lol your the one who wanted to point out that one letter big deal and yes im pretty sure that is complaining. pointing out my ass......

[niptuck117]

@habbolabbo I'm just saying, if you are begging for thumbs up on Youtube - which, might I add, is really pathetic - then be sure you're making it worth the request.

[habbolabbo]

@niptuck117 its a joke. I ment for it to be a joke, everyone takes a line everyone has heard and they thumb it up anyways. THATS THE POINT. you take shit waaaayyyy too far

[niptuck117]

@habbolabbo I'm sorry. It's very apparent I struck a nerve by what I said, and for that, I apologize.

[habbolabbo]

@niptuck117 this whole thing is stupid anyways........ what has youtube done.

[niptuck117]

@habbolabbo Brought us Eddie Murphy's standup. Now, let's both shut up, sit back, and enjoy it.

[habbolabbo]

@niptuck117 true that

[50percentGrey]

@habbolabbo To conclude this arguement, allow me to quote the following adage:

"If you keep your mouth shut, you won't put your foot in it."

[habbolabbo]

@50percentGrey it was already over? i don't know where you been

[MigeulP]

"Lilian! Eddie got into a fight, with Denney Terio! And he shot Jimmie Walker in his lips! Eddie, why'd you shoot Jimmie Walker in the lips? I like Good Times. What's that? You took a shot in your lips? And now you look like Jimmie Walker? That'd do it."

[JUELZ123713]

since u such a smart muddafucka u cant go outside i dont give a fuck if the motherfucker is burning down

[JUELZ123713]

this is my house and i dont give a fuck and guess what lil im drunk and it's beautiful!!!

[xx2Sweet3]

if i hafta beegggg and pleeadd..to. da. symph.on.nee.

[MGG75]

ROTFLOL!!! When his dad sings Motown, I just start to breakdown laughing!!! :0

[djdopesic]

LIL, GET MY PISTOL!

[Lucy001Skillet]

"Left foot red, right hand blue, I was gettin my ass kicked and it was a game to these kids!"

[rexwithax]

1) lillian can not use the phone

2) lillian can not (since your such a smartass motherfucker) go outside ever again!

[seehawkzfan]

How funny would this be if this really happened and Eddie hung up after the first minute of his dad talking

[SixFeetUndr101]

Eddie? Why did you hit Jimmie Walker?  I like "Goodtimes!"

[hershysquirts187]

this is as funny as it gets. i'm tearing up. i wish he would do more stand up.

[barcelona36]

Who am I, Alexander Graham Bell up in this motherfucker?

[YasminD584]

<3 im drunk YASAMIIIIN....& do you know what?.......it's beautiful :)

[kevinvc2]

Luxury Tax.... lol

[kitzmiller100786]

Lillian, Eddie had a fight in a disco with Denny Terrio and shot Jimmy Walker.

[airammusic1989]

"who broke that lamp in 1971" Hahahaha

[VideoVixen24]

If I have to beg and plead do the symphony! LOL!

[tonymontana1974]

"watchin the ships roll in then you watch em roll away again LILLIAN"

[MetalGearSolidOwnz]

If i come home and the fireman is putting the house out, i say "how you find out the house is burning?" "We got a call from your wife". I KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKEN ASS

[SpidermanWoods]

"i even ate the two purple ones after go" lol

[oberdoodles]

this is my favorite part!!!

[frederic668]

nothing from nothing leaves nothing, had to do something motherfucker punched you in the mouth!! hahahaha awesome

[727r4l]

5:24-5:36 ROFL!

[727r4l]

5:26-5:36 ROFL!

[djdopesic]

2. Lillian cannot go...and cause you're such a smart motherfucker you can't go outside no more!

[LADYJAYY110]

This shit hella fukkin funny "Come on thats how i like it, come on"

[MsDolly0714]

"no phone and no outside"! LOL!

[PaulyMac470]

In my heart and my soul I'm drunk. You know somethin? FUCK IT! hahahaha

[MelOhSoDivine]

omg, BEST part of the whole stand up.

[fallen250]

LOL "eddie you got in a fight? LILIAN get my pistol"