The Adventures of William Tell - The Magic Powder Pt2

[TIGERTABCAT]

When I was a kid, we used to go to a chip shop run by a very fat man who looked just like the landburgher Ghessler. He knew we thought he looke like Ghessler and he waited for a remark from us...... Fixing us with an aggresive beady eye.

We would say three pennorth of chips please,. When he handed them over , still glaring at us , we would say thank you..................LANDBURGH­ER... Then run like hell He would chuck frozen pies at us.............

[raherecolston]

@TIGERTABCAT Know wot you mean. Our village chippy was run by a trouser bandit and his ugly foul tempered mother ! No Landberger Gesslers there ! However at school we used to sing:---Come away come away with William Tell, stick a banger up his arse and run like Hell !

[DumblyBrilliant]

I loved this as a kid. I use to call a teacher I hated Gessler and he had no idea why.