Rageaholic Movie Review - SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO

[noless]

funny review. don't think i've seen this movie since i was a kid. 

[owlflame]

Accidentaly of course

[SuzuriHeinze]

Umm, so the bad guy was stabbed then thrust onto the spinny wheel thingy and then it... explodes? More than once? Why? Why would you do this? Why would you make that?! I'm rather, I can't really put it it into words, it's so confusingly stupid.

Someone had to write that script before it was made into a movie. Someone sat down and thought "yeah, you know what would make a great ending to this pseudo-action flick? THIS." Ugh.

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

I thought Salt was the best worst movie ever made, but maybe this will change my mind.

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

Japan's overrated anyway.

Korea needs some love. It's national sport is Tae Kwon Do, but it might as well be Starcraft. Japan's national sport is two fat guys wearing thongs wrestling each other.

[GoldsteinsBook]

DAT ENDING

[Pointblankhits]

Damit Razorfist dont tell me you havnt watched atleast 1.....or 15 of minxys videos...

[BCete]

@Pointblankhits not to be rude or anything. But who the fuck is "minxy"?

[alondite345]

@BCete a japanese-wannabe YouTuber who "teaches" Japanese.

[kea919306]

@BCete Weeaboos

Weeaboos everywhere

[xRazorFistx]

@Pointblankhits

I have yet to finish watching one of her videos. I can't get over how she thinks konnichi wa is one word. And only has four syllables.

[BaldSpaceMarine]

@xRazorFistx I had no clue that this chick existed... and i am pissed at you for informing me that she did. By god, why did i watch that video. Trying to understand... but can't.

[jgonzal63]

Here is a little present to prepare you for Final Fantasy 13 pt2 (or what ever the fuck) /watch?v=b_yFZZdYrVw&list=UU0g­Ew6pgNkLkkzMwzX4UtHA&index=46&­feature=plcp

[codfish97]

Apparently, Brandon Lee had a fiancée. How the fuck is that possible?

[alondite345]

@codfish97 Simply because his dad was Bruce Lee.

[Octoberfleshed]

I can't believe Brandon Lee had anything to do with a movie like this....

[BaldSpaceMarine]

Has he seen many dicks on women?

[Infernalhermit]

Want.

[malBOROkid]

none of this seemed "too much" back then, i distinctly remember watching this when it came out(my friend was a big brandon lee fan)*that's not a euphamism!!*, and i thought , yeah, this could happen,it all seemed feaseable

[fcukskinny]

the only reason for me to watch this movie is Tia Carrere :))

[supradoom]

I just watched this after your review. This is why I miss the 80's.

[Joelaroc7]

This video is so manly...like its creator.

[ceramiclion]

I loved this movie growing up. It introduced me to Tia Carrera.

[IViewVideos1]

Oh god that ending... Just too priceless.

[Yvieneify]

Lol Minxy is a stupid bitch

[WillKnavison]

@Yvieneify True but those tits.... Goddamn!

[Majorasword64]

and I wouldn't buy stuff because I admire Japan (which I don't.)Yes I love anime and,if there was a soul eater wallpaper I would buy it in a minute but to me if you dress up as a anime or game character you are going a itty-bit too far.And way to far if you draw......stuff.

[Rubedo2k10]

Where is Freud when you need him? What's next Tweezerfist, gonna compare the torture scene in First Blood pt. 2 to a torture hentai later? Or throw in a Nihon Gaijin Rambo rampage when there were plenty to call those scenes that?

[YOFACE22]

I have an idea for a review for you to do. Can you review the YouTube video "I Hate Religion, but Love Jesus?" I know it is very much different from the content you usually review but mate, you seem like you like challenges. That video... that fucking video is a pile of shit to me regardless but I would like to hear a review of it in "Raz0rfist" fashion.

[code0943]

Whats yaoi? 0-0

[Majorasword64]

@code0943 I-it's nothing!

[code0943]

@Majorasword64 Its yayoi o-o

[rathemagnificent]

This is a funny review! lol!  You need to do a review of Tough and Deadly!

[Yvieneify]

RIP BRANDON LEE

[scruggy]

Assy McGee how I miss ye!

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

Wasn't the guy your calling Shreddar Tsang Tsung from the Mortal Kombat movie?

[wetworx78]

RazorFist...you are a GOD.

[curvalcurval]

I love your wit. Nice review.

[maidenjapan66]

Best movie review yet, Keep it up RF! :D

[Yvieneify]

lol :D

[BlackNerd1Up]

I think this the first time I heard you laugh while ranting.

Anyways, it's official. You're the king of "healthy" jabs.

[TheYoshad]

ok, has Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa ever made "good" films? oh, and RazorFist, in your honest opinion, Abraxus or Showdown in Little Tokyo...who wins the title of most absurdly awful film.

[rminitials]

"The most strategically defensible location they can possibly think of. Which is of course is a house made of fucking PAPER" lmfao!!!

[rminitials]

You're so under rated that it hurts.......

[MrUrsudude]

Oh, god, Minxy... thanks, Razorfist. I'm gonna have nightmares. Ugh

But good review.

[Hiatu5]

"MUST...NOT...ACT."

Great Job, Razorfist.

[TheRealAceofOpus]

Brandon Lee or Assy McGee? I can't decide who has the best line!

[mtldemon6]

No jokes about how the main villain was Shang Tsung from the Mortal Kombat film?

[mkocja5a]

00:46 chimpanzee* :P

[ItsTheFizz]

Shang Tsung vs Duke Nukem in a goddamn sword fight.... SOLD.

Best of luck with the Top 5 Turds of 2011

[alondite345]

What about Wayne's World? Tia Carrera sang in that movie(she didn't do a good job though).

[TheBibliofilus]

Fan-fuckingtastic review, now I´m eagerly awaiting your review of Masters of the Universe also a classic with our own Swedish action-hero Dolph which easily would kick Chuck Norris ass.

[RDV333]

Gotta say: I like this 80's persona of yours,that tries to both pay tribute to the quirks of the era and equally destroying its engrained stupidity through a simultaneous ammount of love and hatred for all that it represents. Your very persona is a paralelism to the nature of those times and the way your erudite language is predominant when some of the most idiotic things of all time are occuring in the background,it trully shows the duality that the 80's represented for many.

[UnderTheSkin13]

Hey, hey, what's wrong with a paper house?

[Cliffhouse24]

@UnderTheSkin13

Nothing wrong with a paper house, as long as you don't throw rocks around

[overlordashura]

I just might pick this movie, I need a good laugh from all the shit smearing from hollywood as of later. Great review good sir.

[nwoendswheaton33]

Dolph Lundren and razorfist, cant miss that!

[jetis878]

One of your best!

[unconsidered1]

Why you only review old 80's and 90's films? I mean sure they are full of great laughs intentional or not, but they are all so predictable. Of course not all are, but at this point it would seem that reviews of Jacobs Ladder, Fight Club, or Seven are out of the question. Or maybe something newer like IP man or something.

[Babli02]

I also want to accidentally see that hentai. What the name of it?

[nljuggalo]

TGWTG fanboys, that's how a movie review is done.

[BCete]

@nljuggalo what is TGWTG?

[ToushiroHikaru]

@BCete That Guy With The Glasses.

[nljuggalo]

@BCete Google that.

[Minervacantdie]

Have you seen Dolph Lundgren in Missionary Man?

[yumyumeatemup]

Your best critique of anything ever yet! XD My sides hurt.

[aeonlinear]

Hilarious review. On top of which, you didn't rely on the bath house scene for any of the jokes, with its untapped vein.. of material.

[TerranGell]

@aeonlinear It was running a bit long so we had to cut some stuff. We didn't want this to run as long as a Spoony movie review... not that there's anything wrong with that :3

[mrnicktoyou]

I remember this movie. All the kids in school were talking about it but when I watched it, even as a kid, I knew it sucked. Btw, you sound like "That Guy With The Glasses" in this review.

[Calcos323]

"You have the right to be dead!"

Best one liner ever? Razorfist, you couldn't be more goddamn right.

[Dougster]

I would love to have references to all those pics and vids you throw in there...

[DFLOODyeaa]

1: 33 omg I hate those pillows. Creepyass people buy them at comicon all the time -_-

[Majorasword64]

@DFLOODyeaa IKR? Pillows are for sleep,It just shows how people admire anime a bit too much.

[seirahime]

I accidentally saw that hentai once too... *shifty eyes.*

[PocaWolfenstein7]

That's probably the best vid you've made yet, very funny.

[Wezzipooh]

If you like this movie, I strongly recommend Samurai Cop. That fat guy performing the electrocution torture is in it, I think...

[ootdega]

Oh, I'm sure RazorFist had a ton of fun with this one.

[VeilStig]

6:01 Shang Tsung?

[TerranGell]

@VeilStig Sure, why not? Cobra had Shao Kahn in it.

[Blakobness]

Yeah I remember this movie, what a freaking trainwreck. I'll leave the leather jackets to bikers and the Village People though.

Want to give Big Trouble in Little China go?

[UtushoReiuji]

You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.

[xRazorFistx]

@UtushoReiuji

Thanks!

*Uncomfortable laugh*

[greenbay705]

"which in 1991 is alot of fucking people" I LAUGHED so hard, thank you Razorfist

[BaldSpaceMarine]

AHAHAHAHA! This is most definitely your best film review yet! I love it! And that FUCKIN' JACKET! Oh holy tits, don't i just love that fuckin' Jacket!

[hadoke]

I barely remember this one form when I was a kid, I think my dad made me watch it because Brandon lee was in it, my dad being a huge Bruce lee fan and all. I am sure old Bruce was rolling in his grave when this was made.

[TheRPGShadow]

hahahha, I'm sorry to have made you suffer,in the Livestream by making you go to that horrible website that begins with a P, I was feeling a little evil that night :P.

and also, that ending must be one of the most badass way to end a movie. up there with all of these endings: /watch?v=IGUwIIm7vsk

:P

[joeshadowman]

Hey, if I'm going to go I want someone to say that to me.

[Asalieri2]

6:32 "and when we're done, we're gonna go eat fish off those throbbing dicks" ... "whoops, I mean naked chicks"

[hybridRace92]

Dear god does this movie look ridiculously awesome!! Amazing video as always RazorFist.

[LordAzanko]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[bretthicksomega]

oh snap hentai jokes

[MrBrightside391]

i'm really loving the consistency of how often you upload videos

[crazygeek777]

"accidentally of course"

This happens to me some times.

[EPICsliceOFcake]

3:32 LMAO. I love your video editor.

[Bluemagus]

This seems like the type of movie I would enjoy, it looks like if I were to walk into a pizza hut and order one with extra cheese I'd open the box and see this movie as a topping.

I'm going to give it a look see at least for how ludicrous it appears to be.

[MaxSachs]

Dude, this review made me want to watch it now!!!! I miss early 90s late 80s cheesy martial arts.

[onesian]

god fucking speeed

[alaskanmes]

your videos keep getting better.

[EnigmaXtreme]

Accidentally.....sure....whate­ver you say man XD

[Abster876]

What can I say, this is another star in the constellation of the sheer hilarity of your movie reviews. Love it!

[bretthicksomega]

yay new movie review XD

[Heroelime]

Derp Question Razorfist,but what are your thoughts on SOPA/PIPA?

[TerranGell]

@Heroelime OH! I love sopapillas! They're really good with honey.

[tylerdurden3891]

Ugh, I bought a few things off BudK a long, long time ago. Now there's probably a thick coat of dust over all of them underneath my bed.

[WMastersred]

Comment while this is loading. Glorious.

[StephenRickenbacker]

1st!



[Gigamyt3]

@StephenRickenbacker You're first, eh? Well then, I guess that'll make you *pumps shotgun* the last now!

Anyway, nice review! Also, 13:24 that face! :3

[StephenRickenbacker]

@Gigamyt3

LMAO! ^.^