Why I HATE using TWITTER!!!

[eternalricemuncher]

Twitter sucks. I finally decided to join

1st you can only type 2 sentences so theres no intelligent conversation

2nd you have to type shorthand because you are limited to 2 sentences. A major website is promoting degeneration of language skills

3rd it is all shorthand that new people cant understand. I replied to someone who sent me coding asking them what it means & got banned because it was dodgy code- then when I wrote asking why & it said unable to submit ticket please try again later

[TheDanny580]

i like twitter, but the frustrating thing about is the character limit.

[TrojanFlu]

i just deleted my tweeter account.

[tineycute]

Lol - that's happend to me a lot... Twitter is really annoying a lot.

[SabruuLittleMonster]

why that scary music?? hha

[fireashes250]

why the heck do we have twitter? we already have facebook.

[douncheezouull]

Attention whore!!! ur sick,and oh use a deodorant&go take a shower u ugly fuck!!!!

[supercj8899]

@douncheezouull You'r ethe attention whore, you cant even smell outbackzack, and you're telling him to use deodorant dumbass.

[coldplay82]

AMEN!!! well said. I hate twitter

[pokemonmasterbab]

The thing that I hate about twitter is the stupid trends. Its dumb because most of them end up being about Justin Bieber.

[GrimRiftStalker]

Strokes aren't in your chest sweetie =( you mean a heart attack?

[Debesukaleejs]

dont use it then idiot

[rockleone3000]

Did anybody caught the part when he said he felt like he was having a stroke well he is

[AnwarJaleel02]

wath i hate about twitter is you cant chat there

[MrMrFunnybunny1]

That's why I have Facebook.... A thousand word limit (I think)

[Meral2132]

I love Twitter!!:)

[z3r070000]

i don't use socil net works

[718Digital]

lmaooooo this is so true-hilarious stuff man!

[koolbeen118]

go to koolbeen118 channel to see my 1st vid

[PsiStarstormOmega982]

TwitterContd will make your tweets 1250 characters long now you can have a longer tweet

[gamefreakDX]

I only joined Twitter because of Sonic*Tweet.

[jakfang5]

everything...i hate everything about twiter

[herrera2681]

To be honest I never used twitter.I don't even understand what it's all about.

[DarciaMoonz]

It's too saturated with news, celebs, and radiostations. Not exactly what I was looking for in a social networking site:-/

[ilovecoffeev]

I have three stalkers ^_^

[supermeninkizi]

I hate twitter, too. Btw you're deliciously hot.

[Jaredporikos]

@supermeninkizi i know he's delicious

[pugs321]

I HATE Facebook and I HATE Twitter. and of course Myspace --_--

[iamquita3]

I like twitter better... It's more fun

[iamquita3]

When become friends with somebody on Facebook, it's the same thing as becoming a follower on twitter. You can see one statuses on your newsfeed, and you can see someone tweets on your timeline. When put the @ in front of someone name on Facebook you tag that person and they will for sure get it in there messages...twitter same thing...

[1536mbComedy]

I used Twitter for a while, I hated it so much I deactivated my account, thumbs up all you who read this comment did the same thing :)

[ThomasDemko]

I don't even know what twitter is... *laying back on my seat with my arms behind my head* :)

[bangoblast]

if you tweet 480 characters in all your tweets...then you have a problem

[Lighthouse418]

480 characters left

[italianaprincipessa9]

So true

[8005016]

Oh my goodness, yes I know exactly what you mean about Twitter. It frustrates me every time I go on. =D I love brooklea98 comment. I would love you to post another video on Twitter. hahahaha.

[KadyWilliams]

Personally, I like Twitter, but the character limit and a bunch of other things about it just piss me off.

[brooklea98]

I am basking in your warm, glowing, warming glow. 

[CTproductions100]

Whats a twitter?

[imagineers0]

Outback, you hair is pretty. VERY pretty. Will you share my cell with me?

[dovecake23]

you're crazy man... get yourself checked out

[multiscaryman]

ive never used twitter and now i never should

[sepie]

fuck myface and spacebook, and titter as well

[kurtanglerocks555]

i got fail whale and it annoyed me

[SillyIrishPenguin]

... Seriously dude? You actually ask your viewers for thumbs up?

Did someone say whore?

[bulldude8796]

Part 2?

[mikeyjumpestyle]

eh eh! who's the girl in the end!! :p

[neamparibe]

U have 3000 thumbs up,bitch more please.

[stockbrot90]

I use

FACEBOOK!!!!

[CresentSanctuary]

twitter is an excuse to stalk someone

[trueblueaus1488]

If you dont like it dont use it

[greatxssassin1]

I signed up for twitter, used it for five minutes, got bored, turned on porn, and said fuck twitter it cant beat be porn

[skull3yo]

Your mom stroked my d**k

[BalisticKnife32]

wats that stain on his shirt.......

[betterthinkfast]

Twitter is dumb...like there are seriously people following celebs lives on there? And just simply following trends? Smh...bandwagon people and idolworshippers

[koolsmegel10]

188 Dicks are people who tried to explain twitter to him :P

[MisterBlex]

What the fuck all this facebook and twitter don't you have e-mail or messenger to speak with a person?No! U have to fucking farm with that people, to like his photos, to give them a fking gift and then you can fking speak to them! What the fuk are they governors my balls cant take this shit any more! SO TAKE YOUR FACEBOOK AND/OR TWITTER AND SHOWEL THEM DEEP IN YOUR A*S!!!! AND I MEAN EVERYBODY THIS ISN'T ABOUT OUTBACKZACK HE NOWS HIS SHIT BUT IT IS ABOUT ALL TEENS HWO DONT HAVE A FKING REAL LIF

[kowboy702]

@MisterBlex fail...dont you have media player to watch videos?

[djmiles099]

@MisterBlex are you the same person who had issues with the duct tape baby?

[mastermary2]

@MisterBlex You don't understand old man.

[myr576]

@MisterBlex AMEN BROTHER!

[tcfabri]

this is weird... I never got a fail whale

[ThePlayerofNintendo]

I think FACEBOOK is easyer to use. Did I spell easyer right, I don't think I did...

[bluegrinder84]

this video has not affected my love of twitter. i hope people hate me

[blackcutegirl]

LOL soO True!!

[fun5456]

twitter is queer

[RaayDasBritch]

PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!

[zabimaru09]

fuck twitter i hate it

[DarkAlone8]

never used twitter/facebook/myspace :)

[AkuRoku4ever]

"I'm sitting on the toi-"

I DONT" WANT TO KNOW THIS SHIIT! STOP POSTING IT TO YOUR FACEBOOK/TWITTER DAMMIT!

[DLZandorfRamash]

i do not understand why twitter is so popular, it's a shit

[thelegend55g]

why are u always videoing urself in the bathroom?

[SteakOfAnger]

DANG IT he didnt get the 3000 thumbs up in 24 hours :(

[TheWarPlanet]

Twitter sounds fucken retarded, never used it.

[keel421]

I used Twitter... for a week

[SteakOfAnger]

@keel421 same here

[PlottedFate]

dont have twitter, myspace, facebook, tumblr.....etc

[mason2122]

I hate the whole thing

[AutomaticScotty]

I hate twitter because I have twitter and I check my tweets and the tweets of those I am following. I hate twitter because it makes me hate myself.

[omgbrian]

never used twitter till this week now i have 15 followers and i use it every minute of my life :)

[x38mark83x]

reason number 5, i mean there are so many games that rule specifically to the xbox, halo for instance, and only losers hate halo.

[HeavyMetalLobotomy]

@iOverBurdened wrong video dude.

[iOverBurdened]

@HeavyMetalLobotomy

You are about the 20th person to tell me that.

Well, were in his video does he say, that all comments are restricted to that video and that video only?

I didn't hear it.

He said comment a lot, i don't see why i cant comment on all of his videos.

[HeavyMetalLobotomy]

@iOverBurdened

Because he is only going to look on that one video for comments of the contest. He didn't say it, just like he didn't say that you need to press the post button to post a comment. Are you 10 years old?

[allaineshi]

Lol I cant stop watching these clips xD

[HofnerBeatleBass]

I want the X-Box 360 because PS3's are obsolete!!!!!

[Gabbapinhead21]

Oh, iT iS TiMe To Be InSaNe, U uNdEr StAnD WhY ThE pS3 SuCkS? Today we live in world full of noobs. Because this PS3 sux take all that is noobish And puts it into a pile of shit my Cat can pwn noobs harder then any noob on that pile of shit system. Kats in fact enjoy the Xbox 360 more, i know first hand. Zanny cartoons can be played on netflicks, And the ps3 is not kat friendly. Cats Kats; They are the reason we want a Xbox 360, so the kats can place @_@ is that insane enough for you?

[billyboyg001]

@Gabbapinhead21 ps3= better hd and no red rings xbox= cheap quality

[PATTH3RAT]

am i the only one who laughed at FUCK THE PERIOD

[booboo3354]

@PATTH3RAT no no ur not lol

[moyerman2000]

well im not sleeping 2night 2 much funny vids lol

[oneawesomefreak1]

you never made a part 2...

[hendrykicksass]

2:05 you sound like the green goblin!

[demonslayer1591]

White whale? RACIST.

[wildgoosespeeder]

Then again, will YouTube ever remove or at least increase the character comment limit of 500? C'mon! YouTube is 5 years old and it still has that limit? What if I have a lot to say without making multiple comments?

[Gothicprincessxx100]

I think Twitter is just soooo boring and pretty dumb that's what i think of it

[vanillasupremes1]

@Gothicprincessxx100 i think its soooooo pointless what the fuck is the dumbass point of it!!!!

[demonslayer1591]

this is WHY you use facebook!

[marypowpow]

what i like about Twitter is that since its reception i knew it next to nothing about it and still knew it was beneath me. thats how retarted is sounds, its self explanatory. join if you are a chicken head! HA

[WhitneyyMariee]

LMAO!!!! 2:50 to 3:00  you are so freaking hilariousss <3

[movieman0222]

Never used Twitter..

[SailorMoon998]

@movieman0222 what IS twitter?

[thecrisisification]

lol..twitter is just the status bar of facebook...what the hell do you need the status bar frm facebook at all times to let people know what your doing 24/7....the funniest thing i read on twitter though was a tweet tht read

brb...giving birth

[yeahImkels]

hahaha ok i hate you but this video made me laugh a bit :)

[joshblake339]

U remind me of Lewis Black

[Zanforce]

@joshblake339 Michael Keaton he reminds me of.

I want him to say "Nice fucking model' hahaha like beetle juice.

[mnw1989]

@joshblake339 Amen...I was thinking the same thing

[Zanforce]

haha I do that shit on youtube, I have a lot to say sometimes and 500 characters doesn't do it for me, then I get to last word I cannot fit into the sentence.

so I back track and leave out the explanation and focus on the points, though its not good enough and I have to make 2 fucking post which makes me pissed.

[icoffeetown]

Twitter? More like Titter.

[FluXez00]

The ideal of Twitter is to follow, and tweet.

You can tweet about anything, you can follow your favorite people, friends or family. It's for people who are constantly on the go. If you're going to use Twitter while sitting at home, of course Twitter is going to suck.

[pspkik]

F The Comma's And F The Period's!

[themadness1925]

Twitter is for queers and dickgrabbers.

[QuikVidGuy]

No part 2 :(

[4256WR]

Q-What is twitter?

A- Twitter is the retarted version of Facebook.

[spliahsplash]

I hate you

[TheRatonacat]

@spliahsplash your mother hates you.

[megamandude455]

what i hate about twitter is the fact that you have to have the person your trying to send a personal message to follow you too instead of just following them. I MOTHAFUGGIN HATE THAT MOTHAFUGGA!!!

[macyh45]

IM GONNA KILL YA MOBY DICK!

[Drfat4]

@ISmellT0AST oh yeah hes totally not funny but yet he makes a living off of being a comedian, good one

[Chiisana00]

Sounds like a girl going through tantrum...

[jimmy56100]

got one more! i clicked like cause your funny

[Numsefisk43]

This fails

[crystal124roblox123]

when i joined twitter, i was like "ok this is cool" then few days later, I SCREAMED TO THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AND SAID TOP MY MOM "I CANT DO NOTHING ON TWITTER ANYMORE! CAUSE ITS SO FIRETRUCKING BORING!"

[hardgamer7]

@crystal124roblox123 heh heh... Firetruck... lol

[BigSM45]

Don't you get more than 140 characters when you send a Direct Message on Twitter?

[Lunarock]

LMAO! you know how to entertain =]

[rfs94]

"Lets talk insanity" What the fuck? You're a fucking retard. You're not funny, seriously. You don't talk "insanity". You're just annoying.

[auniversalstick]

@ISmellT0AST n00b

[SpRiTzSpLaSh]

hahahaha this was funnyyy lmfao. its so addicting though :-D i love itttt.

[closetcommenter]

This video made me laugh out loud. Thanks. Keep up the good work.

[mcr500]

=] I don't use twitter =]

[DeadOwlProductions]

I just un-subbed to sub again lol

[DementedChicken100]

The worst part of Twitter to me is...I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!!!

I ask someone what Twitter is and EVERY SINGLE ANSWER I GET is "Twitter that thing everyone does now" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!!!!

[adelscarface]

man I like ur thinkin, you are true about everything, twitter sucks and its lame and only for little douch bags

[veedubjunky]

You massively over enunciate you fucking rubber face freak. Find something worth ranting about fucking Goon. oh, and get a fucking haircut too, no one respects a man with long hair.

[veedubjunky]

You massively over enunciate you fucking rubber face freak. Find something worth ranting about fucking Goon.

[VelvocticCommunity]

Damn..You rant more then TheAmazingAthiest O>O

That deserves an award..

[nicoleub27]

THIS GUY NEEDS HELP! WTF LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[mccolld1000]

fuck twitter get right in there facebook :)

[Omgpiepie]

Chill dude...

[9yahooloo9]

dude, i can't understand a word u say!

[da991s]

lol.. when you are #horriblyaddictedtotwitter you will hate the fail whale so much!

[flyinrhino]

stop it at 1:30 its the coolest face ever

[Krankyism]

@ISmellT0AST or u just think he tries real hard cause he's way funnier than u ^^

[spicmanz]

lol and wear a clean shirt next time clit face

[spicmanz]

might be funny if you didint talk like a douche...might.

[TheEpitomeOfPhail]

i fucking love you, ur awesome

[Peppersunlimited]

one big tooth.

[MrRogbif]

u need a haircut...

[UltimateDarkSim]

I would never have an account on something called "twitter". Sounds extremely fruity.

[AmethystGrave]

"AM GONNA KILL YA MOBY DICK!!"

[TheGoalSetter]

I want to say that screaming doesn't entertain people, but by your numbers (as well as Saturday Night Live's), it does.

Anyway, your quest for minimizing characters/Moby Dick/Fail Whale analogy was pretty insightful.

BTW: Since I'm a Gen Xer, you remind me of Joey Lawrence from the TV show Blossom........whoa!

[IHML22]

@TheGoalSetter I like the screaming, he cant just act like some non emotional robot. :P

[HugoFBMartin]

mobydick its a dick named moby

[gunnar045]

the point og mobby dick, is you cant fight with animals ;)

[K2beatboxer02]

not funny. you are a fucking retard that does videos like that, go get some friends

[SirSnowball]

If you think Twitter is a waste of time... what social networking site ISN'T?

BTW, I have an active Twitter.

[xenwenwu]

come on 400 more

[DancingRoundtheWorld]

@xenwenwu This video was uploaded nine days ago..

[xenwenwu]

@DancingRoundtheWorld fuckkkkkkkk

[mikelching]

only douches use Twitter regardless

[Kape56]

youtube+twitter + facebook= youtwitface

[ericmsandoval]

@ISmellT0AST and yet you sit there and continue to watch and comment his videos.

Plus even if he's funny or not, he still gets paid by Youtube.

[GanjaVids]

If it's to hard, dont use it? put all that energy into jogging or something!

[HugoFBMartin]

@GanjaVids he should wank one