Todd Hansen - The Berzerker - No One Wins

[Imrez]

Crappy sound justifies crappy playing? "No one can hear how sloppy my playing is".

[KanhaiyaB81]

I have th fucking same shoes

[icripwalkinsocks]

what a shitty way to play drums. this is retarded lol

[DeathMetalforever]

@icripwalkinsocks can you even come close to playing that fast? don't think so... now vanish out of here

[Scoztrix]

i really want that shirt

[sinr1one]

holy mother fucking dog shit!

[nickcolas08]

Todd Hansen is a fucking beast. Awesome speed

[CardgamesonYoshi]

Lars Ulrich used to drum like that until he took an arrow to the knee

[remotee]

the whole band is amazing,

[TORAesir]

When he looses a stick at a show i would expect it to impale a few fans.

[adambomb789]

World's fastest fill at 1:35

[piltrafapunk]

:) viva the berserkers

[misfitkid17]

No offense to anyone, but personally I don't see how playing this could be very fun.

[soat7ch]

best, hardest workout EVER!

[jacobbrickane]

240p... we meet again

[2Kakor]

0:50

Blast - Groove - Fuck groove - Punkbeat

[metaldrummer185]

chronic masturbation much?

[nickglanville]

i think you missed a few notes

[CardgamesonYoshi]

To all you cocksmokers saying it's sped up, look at the cymbals, if it was sped up they would be flailing quickly. BTW grow some balls non-believers

[Fozernator]

HOLY SHIT

[515Mrmot]

So fuckin faaaaast

[evanalanjones]

no the video isnt sped up to everyone who thinks that... and yes the first album was a drum machine coz they didnt have a drummer wile recording but hes just as good live look at the live videos type in the berzerker - Forever live its immence!

[thepsycho13ful]

to 43 people

╭∩╮（*︿*）╭∩╮

[ZachMetalAsFuck]

at first i was like "holy fuck thats not a drum machine?!?"

but now im pretty damn positive this video is sped up:/

[Dlaczego0]

@ZachMetalAsFuck then come to live show

[jeandepaul]

Not bad, but you can still see his hands. Appartently mine become invisible when I play.

[ghabbothrash]

laaaa caagoo el culiao!

[timelessprofinoob]

Todd Hanson Vs. Machine Gun: 1:0!

AWESOME!

[Wintersun729]

nice socks



[jimipage6662]

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[666BlasterMaster]

wtf



[TheIceTitan]

Check it out, doesn't seem to be using Axis pedals! :) still busting some sick ass speeds too!

[davie9000]

@TheIceTitan Iron cobras baby \m/ !

[TheIceTitan]

@davie9000 haha I mean, I use Axis pedals myself, but its just so impressive that he uses a pedal that's chain driven and has such awesome chops with em!

[davie9000]

@TheIceTitan Axis are sweet pedals but you cant beat cobras man :P. New Demon Drive pedals are tempting tho O.o

[TheIceTitan]

@davie9000 I haven't really ever used cobra double pedals before only a single. The Demon Drives are soooooo good!

[catharcystmetal]

Flo from Cryptopsy is better than is ... he's the inventor of the gravity blast ... do your homework

[ElectronicIntervals]

@catharcystmetal And? Do your homework? Who cares. This is just a video of one drummer, no one was claiming him to be the best or to have invented the gravity blast so stop trying to seem elitist your knowledge of an incredibly famous drummer and well known fact isn't as impressive as you may believe.

[jaiden2017]

I seen these guys in Seattle last year and met Todd. I was about 8 feet from him and watch his ever move and he doesn't miss a beat. I asked him specifically if they were going to play No One Wins so I could see for myself. I have said this before when they hit the first note it sounded like a fucken nuke bomb went off for an hour. All the people who watched stood there in shock! This is one of my favorite shows I have ever seen.

[DemonosSilvast]

I bet he cant play gigs with that speed???

[babykillerbuttfuck]

@DemonosSilvast why couldnt he? what difference would it make if he played it during a gig, then if he played it at rehearsal? thats kinda the point bro

[DemonosSilvast]

@babykillerbuttfuck Or maybe he can??? Dont get me wrong hes helluva drum player,but playing about an hour with that speed??? Well he is an animal!!! Maybe one of the best players around the world!!!

[ned2one]

He plays his snare so dan fast that the snare has no time to sound like a snare it just sounds like a blur of that high overtone sound lol this is insane!!!

[MultiShit666]

He should get some sonar giant step quad pedalls that would be amazing.

[zegaboy098]

0:17 SIEZURE!!!!! lol. awesome.

[HardcoreHafner]

cool shoes. adidas.

[peniku8]

leut das is echt nich schön was er spielt

es ist vielleicht schnell (also entweder ist es schneller geschnitten, oder mit einer kamera gefilmt die mit wenigen fps aufnimmt, auf jeden fall sehn die becken komisch aus) aba einfach sinnlos. sowas wie der da spielt kann ich auch, es gibt sachen die hören sich vielleicht einfacher an aber sind schwerer zu spielen, hier mal zwei beispiele:

1. yyz von rush, der anfang ist rhythmisch schwer zusammen zu spielen und im takt zu bleiben

[peniku8]

@peniku8 Fortsetzung ;)

2.ein lied von venetian snares, z.b. "squarepusher / aphex twin / venetian snares - live drums." ab 1:05 is das genial wie sauber der das spielt, auch wenn ich die musik an sich gar nicht mag

aber generell zu berzerker: die band macht coole musik, auch wenn sie etwas alternativ ist :)

hört euch mal das lied "burn the evil" an, wie der sänger da seinen text runter rattert xD

und ich hab auch noch nie einen sänger so 'singen' hören wie der in dem lied...

[Sto0pidMonkey]

boring.

[burningvenom]

@Sto0pidMonkey Trolling is a art.

[Sto0pidMonkey]

@burningvenom "an" art.

[burningvenom]

@Sto0pidMonkey *trollface*

[Manoffire959]

jerk off speed over 9000 strokes per second.

[TheJirek00]

amazing gravity blasts!

i wonder how fast he masturbates? :)

is this sped up?

fuck!!!

[caffeineaddict213]

@TheJirek00 why does everyone who sees a fast drummer start wondering about how fast they masturbate? jesus...

[TheJirek00]

@caffeineaddict213 ok?

[thewhitezombie666]

@caffeineaddict213

and for bassists its allways how fast they could stroke a pussy. i couldnt count the number of times ive seen comments on primus/les claypool videos saying "damn claypool sure must have a happy wife" or somthing like that.

i guess movment of the wrists and fingers equals killer masturbation and clit flicking skills to the wonderful world of the internet

[ElectronicIntervals]

@caffeineaddict213 Because fast drummers masturbating is one of the most incredibly sexually appealing things known to man. Currently 83% of the porn on the internet is of drummers masturbating and this demographic is constantly growing. Send me pictures if you have some.

[back2bay666]

@TheJirek00 YES!

Probably pretty damn hard... must use lotion to prevent friction burns.

and NO!!! That is how quick his feet move!!

SHIT! lol

[DeathMetalforever]

@TheJirek00 why are you so curious to find out how fast he masturbates. Your comment got 45 likes from fags like you.

[TheJirek00]

@DeathMetalforever oh sorry man. i didn't know that you dont know how to masturbate.

just stop sucking dick okay?

[DeathMetalforever]

@TheJirek00 oh great reply.......... fucking kids.. Im not even wasting my time with you.... you are worthless

[mrBelfegorr]

good training

[HazeePublications]

todd is a local drummer. that shit is real, no speed ups.

[jImBothedoctor]

this kind of drumming sucks!!!

[DreamTheater4life]

@jImBothedoctor your kind of thinking sucks

[jImBothedoctor]

@DreamTheater4life Is because he only know how to do one trick. fastest kik and snare ever. but, you can do the same with a carton box and a cristal class!

[Slapbass19]

He's really slow -_-

[maveriksword]

i like his socks....

[peniku8]

this is 100% a speed up

i am a drummer too an i know that this way of moving isn't normal, these cymbals swing too fast as they normally do, and his head is moving so fast

and now: dont post a hate comment if you can't get with the truth

and i like the berzerker, 'all about you' isn't a spedd up and this song is genius

[DreamTheater4life]

@peniku8 i'm not posting a hate comment, but you're retarded if you think this is sped up

[peniku8]

@DreamTheater4life

if you were a drummer you would laugh at this, i know that this is a speed up, i estimate with a factor of 1,4x

if you won't belive me, i can't demand on you^^ i can't change your mind

if you know a lot about videotreatment you will get a feel for faster recordings

i do, i know

think about this, i hope all other people who read this will do the same and get the same opinion like me

[DreamTheater4life]

@peniku8 i am a drummer you dumb fuck watch my videos. i know about video treatment. if this was sped up, the cymbals wouldn't swing for as long as they do. and if this video is sped up, then i guess he alters time as we know it to play live shows with the band. you sir, know nothing about metal.

P.S.

don't

type

like

this.

moron.

[DreamTheater4life]

@peniku8 also i took video classes in school, and i'm 5 years older than you so i know more than you from the classes that i've taken. so shut your mouth

[peopleispoep]

FAAAASSTEEERRR!!

[loza556]

old drummer was better , i dont like gravity blasts.

[elchavodel84]

god damm

[generalgeonocide]

yea i hate these drums repetitive yes insanely fast and skillfull but no change of beat and it is a headache to listen to

[DemonX99]

@generalgeonocide Then the Berzerker is not for you.

[Norg1]

he plays the cymbals on this song like there just a emotion or how do i describe it???? like just a added effect

[killingspew]

amazing.

[dinkydinky]

saw ths guy live and he pwns

[paremigue]

Suena como 5 kilos de piedras centrifugados en una lavadora vieja.

Precioso!

[dw9071]

oh!!,i using same kick pedal iron cobra too!

and ADIDAS shues! me too!

[Burrendrummer]

BOOOOORing!



[James51195]

weird snare

[abominative]

He will need some forearm massage after this.

[sgtzero1337]

Todd hansen was on the book of world records for these blast beats

[Flyingstorm]

I hope this fake ass drummer dies of cancer. What a fucking fruit, thinking hes talented because hes playing fast. Fuck his shit. And this piece of shit band.

[Xyorn1014]

@Flyingstorm nice trolling

[JimmySparx95]

@Flyingstorm Fuck You shitrag. He's got more fucking talent than you.

[jackmaggotdude]

@Flyingstorm haha you dont like his drumming so you want him to die of cancer? ok thats beyond reasoning you're just a nob. i hope you die of cancer

[surenopimp]

Holy Fucking shit dude how high are you on crack to be able to go that fast? loll.

[TimeForAPsycoHoliday]

this looks sped up.not saying it is but it sure does look like it.

[odcs2010]

its hard to find rythem in this lol

[R1DDL3RS]

@odcs2010 lol there is a rythm, its just fast. I just heard the song and there is definately a rythm is better identified in the song, I think the ryhtm is the 1,2,34 constant on the bottom right from what I can see but im not a drummer

[brb26dett]

and to balance some blast beat

[surjancevnatasa]

he is amazing ... who doesn't like it ,can go fuck himself....just do it somewhere else so that other's ,like myself, can enjoy it ...Berzerker kicks ass

[Zeffa1234]

@terjeman20 Death Metal is a subgenre of Heavy Metal. If you don't like it, don't fucking watch it. If you knew who the band Berzerker was Industrial Death Metal, you never would've clicked on the video. Don't bitch about what you don't know or understand.

[cj6624]

Who gives a shit about how he plays. He's one of the greatest drummers in Queensland, if not Australia.

[elvislad]

nice

[ShitAndLobster]

this guy is just derpin. no but seriously no-one wants to listen or to watch this. boring without feel or uniqueness.

[johnnyvt9]

what did i just watch. I don't understand make it stop daddy

[icarus2shooter]

C-Bowl says - fuck if he gravity blasts that much, imagine the cunt when he jerks off, Love ya work Todd Pole, see ya soon

[sahoon15]

try to do more clean hit.....but great drumming

[habinamichael24]

: | wow dude jaw droping that fucking snare was tapin so fast

[Chrizzlefizzle]

What the fuck is this a song?

[Adamski986]

that gravity blast sure looks powerful...

[MrTpengineer]

@Adamski986 No one ever uses that! Kinda pussey if you think about it.

[Doodorz]

People who say this band sucks are just ignorant pieces of shits who only hate them because they wear masks and that automatically makes them a slipshit copy. And to the ones who say the drummer sucks, I'd like to see you play a song from them on the drums. I agree, the drums on this song is boring but half the weak ass cunts criticising don't even have any musical talent besides talking shit about something they don't know a damn thing about

[danubastard]

whut?! the berzerker's drumming is humanly possible?, and yes the gravity blast are kicking ass, but somehow i don't like the sound of the snare.

[Nitemortis]

sick gravity blast

[BillyLow94]

not evry person can do this o.O look at his steps... this is fucking awesome

[Setherian]

Todd, u fucking maniac!!!

[lakey7v]

thanks man you've made my day one without suicidal thoughts, I LOVE YOU BRO

[E4TM4W00D1]

He got skills.. damn

[Lastmanonearth]

I love fast, but i dont like this. it seems very simple the only thing i can credit him on is endurance.

[Lastmanonearth]

I love fast. but i dont like this...it just seemsssssssss.....too simple. and child like.

[ChrisAdlerWannaBe]

one of the worst drummers to walk the face of the earth

[Bangcakk]

oh fucking god....

[mrBelfegorr]

what the fuck of question are you made ?? is that the real drummer ??? no its santa claus

[Possesssed666]

Who cares if its that fast, the song is pure shit

[PurkyPWND]

damn how mush bpm is that

[megatronsass999]

i know nothing about this band is that the real drummer for them?

[TheDee032]

whats the point of being fast if it doesnt even sound good....?

[cunthunt1562]

if you did enough meth,you could do this too.lol

[Jabberwockee]

This is what it looks like when someone who can't play fast enough to play No One Wins plays No One Wins. Good drumming performance anyway, though.

[jamesroxursox]

@Jabberwockee Your a retard. What do you mean someone who cant play fast enough plays it? HE'S THE BERZERKERS DRUMMER YOU FUCKTARD?

[Jabberwockee]

Yeah, I know he is. He still plays sixteenth triplets using the freehand technique instead of playing normal blast sixteenth notes like they were recorded on the album. Gravity blasting just isn't the real thing to me.

[CristFeccia]

-.-..........that music sucks -.-........

[caffeineaddict213]

OMFG!

[mrceebees14]

I wonder if they named this band after the character in the movie "Clerks."

[RebornInFlames7892]

I'd like his drumming a bit more if he didn't use blast beats....it sounds pretty choppy during live shows, or at least to the one I went to :\

[RebornInFlames7892]

@RebornInFlames7892 whoops...I meant gravity blasts, not blast beats haha

[Kaoskadosk]

Sure, he's playing fast and all, but it's unimaginative, it's bland, sounds like crap and I'm bored after 20 seconds. Now, I'm not some guy who just randomly come and "bash" on things, but for the love of god, this is just hitting stuff with a stick really fast. Jazz drummers play 10x slower but with much more imagination and feeling, which is what music is. Without creativity, you don't have music, this isn't creative at all.. :|

[Voretus]

@Kaoskadosk It doesn't sound like crap when... you know, he's playing with the rest of the band. It goes with the other music.

[BerserkXXIV]

@Kaoskadosk No, u.

[joojicf]

maybe it's fast, but it's still a shitty band! Oo

[biocideband]

rolling up the socks makes better aerodynamics for fast kick

[DerletzteMongorianer]

cool <.<

[caveman15100]

i must get some new drum heads soon i am willing to spend about 250-300 dollars what should i get

[pulle69]

fucking crazy i love it

[Lockdigidy]

Toddy is one of my best mates and prolly one of the best drummers i know. hes such a weak cunt lol

[MrERIOTO]

HOLYFUCKBALLS, man I always thought they were just using a drum machine. Amazing musician

[CYANid111]

oO 'the fuck

[JJay2294]

I only have 1 thing to say :O

[mrceebees14]

Anyone can do this, its called being a drummer on cocaine.

[ZealotFromHell]

@mrceebees14 Not everyone wants to do cocaine. That's why we have meth!

[cunthunt1562]

@ZealotFromHell yes yes yes!!!! yer a funny guy.lol i jus so happen to be in the dead center of ohios meth county:) hahaha

[69bakedskater]

@ZealotFromHell damn right lol you hear about that meth lab explosion on the mountain about 3 months ago?

[ZealotFromHell]

@69bakedskater Yeah sorry about that.

[sybow]

@mrceebees14 That would mean non-drummers couldn't do it. Fail at your post =]

[DementedReno]

@mrceebees14

More like speed! lol

[TheBrutalLordLoki]

@mrceebees14 I think you mean meth.

[PsilocybinDream]

nice gravity blastin

[BubuSnow93]

WTF

[zakkah93]

Very weak gravity blasts. The bass drum didn't keep a regular or triplet pattern during the gravity blasts either, he was only playing fast.

[baalyezidi]

@zakkah93 lol i guess the judges were crazy for naming him the world fastest drummer lol...

[Etaren]

@zakkah93 Sounds like a challenge. When do we get a video response with you doing this song?

[SFabianB]

fucking nice reply man \m/ XD

But most people with negative critism will do nothing to prove them self they're better or something.

hell, some of them dont even play an instrument at all.

[hammerphilosopher]

people gave you thumbs down, but you're right :)

hail berzerker.

[smdshadyscape]

nice gravity blasts

[thewhitezombie666]

fucking sick druming

[psychosocial2119]

horrible.

[MirrorSight91]

is he playing an iron cobra???

[theworldisnot]

WAT THE FUCK

[PY665]

You know whats funny about this guy......he told me once, after a show, that he likes Lady Ga Ga and if she had a cock, that he would totally suck her off