@dixy93 Not really, it's retarded to think the after life would be set up so stupidly, but even if God was an idiot and set it up that way it still doesn't make sense. It's not like our bodies just disappear jedi style, your eyes are rotting in the ground regardless. Plus by his own rules you would still have your eyes anyway, like the guy below says.
But Karl said that when you become a ghost, you end up in the last position you were in when you die. Surely then it wouldn't matter if you donate your eyes because as long as you had them when you died, you'd still have them as a ghost. I'm surprised that Ricky and Stephen didn't notice that contradiction.
Ricky's always commenting on how there is no such thing as ghosts or the afterlife, always nay-saying it, then he writes, directs and stars in Ghost Town?
@soldierdec Yeah...know just what you mean. It's just like when Anthony Hopkins played a depraved murderer and yet.....he'd never REALLY killed anyone! It's fiction, you moron.
Here's the deal!!!... Karl even said that you become a ghost as you were in your LAST BIT of life! Unless someone took your eyes out PRIOR to you dying, your ghost will have eyes!!! Idiot!
Here's the deal!!!... Karl even sais that you become a ghost as you were in your LAST BIT of life! Unless someone took your eyes out PRIOR to you dying, your ghost will have eyes!!! Idiot!
oh my god hahahaha i almost fuckin' died laughing at this XD especially the part with the eternal rectal examination LMFAO fuckin' hell that was funny XD thanks for uploading this. hahahaha best show ever
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bothers me tht steve has like pseudo intelligence, he criticizes karl using the same point ricky does, in this one its about how karl thinks eyes are more needed than kidneys for ghosts, happens a lot though
karl actually makes sense, if the body is in the position it was last then if you donate your eyes you may be blind in the after-life. personally i don't believe in the afterlife but ESP is real.
@jmcg518 ricky is the one who projects all the attention onto karl. ricky is the one who makes the show all about karl. ricky gets more joy out of listening to karl then he does out of anything else. his laugh is genuine.
"If you're a ghost you don't want to be a blind ghost" lmao never laughed so much by my self in my life. Literally have a sore stomach, could listen to this guy all day
blind ghost bumping into things LMFAO so if you die in the way you were at the last moment would that mean that the ghost of fat elvis on the can is floating around? XD
Karl seems to have a preoccupation with eyes...last week he was talking about why one of his main reasons for distrusting jelly fish is because they don't have eyes. It's a "snidey" thing, he said.
("It would be spiteful to put a jelly fish in a trifle.")
@cky38 haha, yeah, he seems like a bumbling lunatic with no coherent thought at all, but just occasionally comes out with a really witty comment... the punchline was hysterical :D
@AtheismFTW1988 lol really? the words "negative nancy" are really that intensely buzz-kiling mr athiest? hahaha sorry to offend! i mean i went through like 20 these clips cause i though they were all funny, but its really karl that creates the humor ricky is just reponsively funny, and kinda mean.
@cgraf420 Think thats more because he know's Karl and can really picture the stupid things that are gonna come out of his mouth before it even happens.
I can get what he's saying. A lot of people believe that how you are when you die is how you are in the afterlife and he's simply stating that the essential organs to live are no longer neccessary while (let's call the eyes luxuries) are still needed in order to see.
Seriously... no brain is ever spawned the same... This is proof.
we have here... not the lowest form of what a brain can be.... but perhaps... the most numbing form of what a human brain can be and still live with out having a rational thought imaginable...
I love Pilkinton, but his point about "the ghost is always the last condition the living body was in" doesn't make sense. the ghost that is headless carrying its head around, died from having its head cut off. but unless pilkinton is expecting to die from having his eyes removed, why would it matter? the eyes would be removed after he is dead, so it would be after the last condition the living body was in. loves these guys tho!
Now just before I saw rhis episode, I said the exact same thing about donating organs about my eyes. I would be happy for most things to go, but just incase I don't want my eyes gone.
So that's why some ghosts make so much noise at night!! A blind poltergeist walking into someone's dining cabinet for the umpteenth time - it's gotta be frustrating. No wonder crockery keeps getting thrown around. It would also explain the incessant groaning... probably a broken nose from the constant faceplants.
@XbloodyXsuicideX yes but then one of you would be pregnant and when the time came the other one's wingdangdoodle would get in the way. but that probably wouldn't happen if ur gay tho...
i want karl pilkington on QI every episode
trezeverent 2 weeks ago 3
Ironic that Gervais ended up being in a shit film where he could see ghosts...
jamesthemod 3 weeks ago
I know he doesn't put it across that well, but he does kinda make sense.. in one of those stupid karl pilkington ways :)
dixy93 3 weeks ago
@dixy93 Not really, it's retarded to think the after life would be set up so stupidly, but even if God was an idiot and set it up that way it still doesn't make sense. It's not like our bodies just disappear jedi style, your eyes are rotting in the ground regardless. Plus by his own rules you would still have your eyes anyway, like the guy below says.
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But Karl said that when you become a ghost, you end up in the last position you were in when you die. Surely then it wouldn't matter if you donate your eyes because as long as you had them when you died, you'd still have them as a ghost. I'm surprised that Ricky and Stephen didn't notice that contradiction.
TheCannonOfClips 1 month ago 7
@TheCannonOfClips I was just about to type that! That is exactly what i thought as soon as I saw this!
ladylayla12 1 month ago
This show definitely influenced the yogpod
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Karl is in someway a pure and utter genius, while an complete idiot in another sense. I like him.
bountyhunter552 1 month ago
they wouldn't take his eyes as he's dying...lol
Artsy19Girl 1 month ago
I am with Carl on this one.
WolfgangLMclain 1 month ago
@WolfgangLMclain It's Karl, get it right! lol jk
shawngreen1520 1 month ago
asking for thumbs up has got to be the most annoying trend on the internet. thumbs up if you agree.
cbr0oks 1 month ago
Hardly...
terraLiquidus 1 month ago
the thing is, karls ideas are good....
JMMathieson 2 months ago
Maybe they give blind ghosts seeing eye ghost dogs so they don't bump into things.
spikelilgirl 2 months ago 2
Well, he's true
jeppe2299 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kirstakis 2 months ago
Finger is @ss HAHAHAHHA
ProVidRs 3 months ago
Haha....love it...I really struggled to tick the eyes bit on my form....In the end, I didn't!! I agree with this guy...
TheDizzyfairy 4 months ago
LMAO
TheSufisomali 4 months ago
this makes a lot of sense
waste0fspais 4 months ago
This reminds me of the yogpod.
Hungryadamjones 4 months ago
Ricky's always commenting on how there is no such thing as ghosts or the afterlife, always nay-saying it, then he writes, directs and stars in Ghost Town?
soldierdec 4 months ago
@soldierdec its called a fictitious comedy....fucking idiot
wait, is this a troll comment? because it was super effective
utsawin09 4 months ago
@soldierdec Yeah...know just what you mean. It's just like when Anthony Hopkins played a depraved murderer and yet.....he'd never REALLY killed anyone! It's fiction, you moron.
Ellie8969 3 months ago
@soldierdec You're a bigger idiot than Karl!
fascismanarchy 3 months ago
epic last comment from karl XD
DoctorUnplugged 4 months ago
On dying with finger up ass "That's where you get the moaning ghosts"
hahaha!
chaz2290 4 months ago 24
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Here's the deal!!!... Karl even said that you become a ghost as you were in your LAST BIT of life! Unless someone took your eyes out PRIOR to you dying, your ghost will have eyes!!! Idiot!
keivil09 5 months ago
Here's the deal!!!... Karl even sais that you become a ghost as you were in your LAST BIT of life! Unless someone took your eyes out PRIOR to you dying, your ghost will have eyes!!! Idiot!
keivil09 5 months ago
@keivil09 haha congrats, you've found a hole in Karl Pilkington's logic
neviusprime 4 months ago
2 people are blind ghosts and hit the dislike button by mistake
rybekdesign 5 months ago 37
@rybekdesign it was ricky and steve lol
darkwarriorkane 4 months ago
@rybekdesign HAHAHA!
Gasoline85 1 month ago
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That's my animation Parody on a idiot abroad please watch and if you like thumb up =D it's only like a min long =)
JGSHD 5 months ago
I feel sorry for the poor sod who would have karls brain.
lukeyboymufc1990 5 months ago
Two people actually dislike this!
123barriejohn 5 months ago
@123barriejohn they dont they just like to matter. sad really
4RIPO 5 months ago
the teacups look like envelopes :)
Peterzzz95 5 months ago
gervais look like a flintstones character
PastaFloros 5 months ago 2
@PastaFloros i thought the exact same thing!
juchiluchis 5 months ago
@PastaFloros
that was what he asked from animators
SEANMCGA 5 months ago
if your ghost is your last bit of life you would still hav ur eyes cos u had them as u died they take eyes out after you die
godzillafan479 6 months ago
just to prove karl wrong, they take your eyes out after your dead so he'd have his eyes either way;D
kyleB061 6 months ago
Who are the two twats who disliked this?
trainshavewheels 6 months ago
@trainshavewheels ricky and steve
rickygervais22 6 months ago
i love it when Ricky lough his guts out
ARIELSHTERN 6 months ago
is it just me or does ricky look like fred flintsone?
usefulmonkey 6 months ago
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1gorillaking 6 months ago
Does the Ricky Gervais show even have scripts?...
N34L98 6 months ago
@N34L98 No it is un-scirpted most of the The ricky gervais show is from the podcast and the ricky gervais guides to.... Which again is not scirpted
Guineapig321 6 months ago
i hope karl presents the golden globes next year!
TPower2k8 6 months ago
oh my god hahahaha i almost fuckin' died laughing at this XD especially the part with the eternal rectal examination LMFAO fuckin' hell that was funny XD thanks for uploading this. hahahaha best show ever
MERMAIDSEIRA6 6 months ago
I think i just died laughing...at least i have my eyes...
silverwolflucky 6 months ago
2 blind ghosts have watched this video...
jamesgreen124 6 months ago
is the dude on the right always a dumbarse? or is it his act?
wdsa8d 6 months ago
1:23 omg im crying :D :D :D
Angmarr 6 months ago
Ricky as a cartoon character looks like Fred Flintstone :p
uponthelips 7 months ago
lmfao...... thats when ghost don't need eyes lol, carl your a legend
smilburt 7 months ago
lmao @ "Ghosts dont eat do they?!"....classic Karl
StarCityPosterBoyUK 7 months ago in playlist The Ricky Gervais Show
oh, for fuck's sake just watch it and LAUGH!!!!
FuzzboxVoodoo94 7 months ago
@FuzzboxVoodoo94 - Do you see the irony of commenting to tell people not... oh never mind.
WillShakespeare2007 6 months ago
id like to point out to christians ...u cant be a spirit after u die! when u die u wait for BODILY RESURRECTION! read your own stupid BOOK!
TheAUDIOARCADE 7 months ago
1 dislike is the Blind Ghost
AaronRailton 7 months ago 4
@AaronRailton he couldn't see the like button
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emilylolcoates 7 months ago
I'm an expert on the esoteric and the supernatural and I can safely say that Karl's afterlife theories are utter pigeonshit.
Kemonokami 7 months ago
wheatley!!!!!!!!! :)
clemenza1234 8 months ago
Is he pretending to be retarded?
Scoob505 8 months ago
Ricky must of got the idea of ghost town after this podcast
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DilkingtonsDiary 8 months ago
Legends :)
xOzbek 8 months ago
The one dislike is the person who died whilst being fingered in the arse!
xRebecca123x 8 months ago
i think karl is the one dislike
powerhedkilljoy51 8 months ago
"They've 'ad their 'ead cut off, because they've been up to no good, right? Years ago."
NateKirch 8 months ago
The laugh at 1:28 makes me laugh more than the joke!
anonymouslolxD 9 months ago
HAHA That's when you have to get the vicar round LD
DavidByrne007 9 months ago
3:33
Hahahahaha
TheMikeyReilly 9 months ago
3:33 justsuddenlygoin oouuff.
ZippyRagu 9 months ago
tvchoicemagazine.co.uk/awards/2011can people please vote for the ricky gervais show and an idiot abroad, lets get the round headed manc twat karl dilkington an award.
liamcole81 9 months ago
tvchoicemagazine.co.uk/awards/2011can people please vote for the ricky gervais show and an idiot abroad, lets get the round headed manc twat karl dilkington an award.
liamcole81 9 months ago
@cky38 I love how you feel the chair befor falling out.
TheDarklord0211 9 months ago
That 1 person who hates this a blind ghost!
freakofevolution 9 months ago
@freakofevolution with a finger up their arse
plateswallowingbird 9 months ago
bothers me tht steve has like pseudo intelligence, he criticizes karl using the same point ricky does, in this one its about how karl thinks eyes are more needed than kidneys for ghosts, happens a lot though
danagarro 10 months ago
carl must be a birther or tea partier,no?
gazzi22 10 months ago 2
4:15 puppy dog eyes!
caseyb889 10 months ago
God he can't be this stupid
iknowme 10 months ago
I don't want to be a blind ghost lol
the3aremine1 10 months ago
I cannot believe I've just now gotten around to seeing this. This is hilarious, and yes, the last line is pure solid gold genius
Lasertrain 10 months ago
Well, that's when it would be best not to have your eyes!
Furbeh 10 months ago
1 person seriously has not got a sense of fucking humour!!!
123knockoffnigel 10 months ago
Saying that though, they wouldn't take your eyes out until after you die. So you'd still have them in the afterlife as that was how you died.
RufioMini 10 months ago 64
@RufioMini Good point! You found the fatal flaw in Karl's argument. But the idea was so funny that they had to run with it really... lol
pdbarrows 10 months ago 45
@pdbarrows congratulations, you found a fatal flaw in the argument of a moron :)
MrSamosayoe 4 months ago
@RufioMini You dont see with your eyes but youre brain
siggibiggy 9 months ago
@RufioMini They have to keep you alive while they harvest your organs.
portersbabe 8 months ago
@portersbabe Most organs are donated shortly after death
Guineapig321 7 months ago
karl actually makes sense, if the body is in the position it was last then if you donate your eyes you may be blind in the after-life. personally i don't believe in the afterlife but ESP is real.
F12Y14N25 10 months ago
@F12Y14N25 Of course ESP is real mate, of course it is. *Pats on head*
TheOldGuest 10 months ago 6
@TheOldGuest don't do that, you will set off my ESP!
F12Y14N25 9 months ago
Karls view on ghost is exactly how it works in Ricky Gervais' movie Ghost Town.
IntrovertedLuddite2 10 months ago
Karl may die for the sins of this generation
Chameleonardodavinci 11 months ago
last line was absolute genius
hahahaha
dronespace 11 months ago
That's what happens when a kid from Manchester rarely attends school!!
:D
seekoober 11 months ago
THAT WAS HILARIOUS
anythingwithglitters 11 months ago
R.I.P Dr. GreenBlat. May he reest in peace.
dexterboysbiggestfan 11 months ago
this was the conversation that led to "ghost town"..i bet karly is secretly the genious of the group haha
videostar96 11 months ago
WHO THE HELL DISLIKED !!! 1 DISLIKE?? aRE YOU JOKING?!? :O What's to dislike??!
xClaraJaynex 11 months ago 3
This seems like the basis for Ghosttown.
BurningEther 11 months ago
i'm sure ricky gervais laughs really loudly just to make himself heard, because let be honest, karl runs the show.
jmcg518 1 year ago
@jmcg518 ricky is the one who projects all the attention onto karl. ricky is the one who makes the show all about karl. ricky gets more joy out of listening to karl then he does out of anything else. his laugh is genuine.
MyHorsePrince 11 months ago
"If you're a ghost you don't want to be a blind ghost" lmao never laughed so much by my self in my life. Literally have a sore stomach, could listen to this guy all day
MrBobbySasquatch 1 year ago
blind ghost bumping into things LMFAO so if you die in the way you were at the last moment would that mean that the ghost of fat elvis on the can is floating around? XD
carsrobotsandgames 1 year ago
I've never seen this until now, I'm from Colombia and we don't get this kind of quality on our tv shows, this is brilliant!
esotsm54 1 year ago
When did ghosts start?
holditnow 1 year ago
Karl seems to have a preoccupation with eyes...last week he was talking about why one of his main reasons for distrusting jelly fish is because they don't have eyes. It's a "snidey" thing, he said.
("It would be spiteful to put a jelly fish in a trifle.")
babserella2778 1 year ago
Surely they take your eyes out after you've died, so you still have them in the afterlife?
Annoyingthing321 1 year ago
what did he say in the last line? pls answer
allamalla10 1 year ago
@allamalla10 got to join Bupa (health insurance in the UK),,, awesome line
sidewinderxx 1 year ago
Should be called the Karl Pilkington Show. Gervais just looks smug and cackles the whole show.
mikeytoon24 1 year ago
@mikeytoon24 well thats exactly what Gervais thinks himself
lakyka 1 year ago
Oh. Best one yest.
kenhes 1 year ago
OMG have mercy.... i'm falling over laughing.
ejekt 1 year ago
truly witty british comedy..great show!
futbolero10 1 year ago
Brilliant!!!
bytesize 1 year ago
I honestly think that of the three, the dumbest stuff i hear from is Ricky Girvais.
number1lettera 1 year ago
I don't know HOW Karl keeps a straight face & doesn't crack up! LMAO! XD Ricky's laugh always gets me lmao :D
KickazzRedhead 1 year ago
I am a donor...except for my eyes.....for very different reasons though....hilarious.
kaberle24 1 year ago
@cky38 haha, yeah, he seems like a bumbling lunatic with no coherent thought at all, but just occasionally comes out with a really witty comment... the punchline was hysterical :D
pdbarrows 1 year ago 15
lol this show is funny, but i'm starting to notice ricky gervais thinks everything is hilarious because he himself is such a negative nancy.
cgraf420 1 year ago
Yes, he does tend to hoot it up a lot... but Karl *is* funny as hell though...
pdbarrows 1 year ago 7
@cgraf420 yah, but i think ricky gervais knows how what questions to ask to get karl to be as funny as he is.
moggisan 1 year ago
@cgraf420 HUGE buzzkill man , keep shit like that to yourself.
AtheismFTW1988 1 year ago
@AtheismFTW1988 lol really? the words "negative nancy" are really that intensely buzz-kiling mr athiest? hahaha sorry to offend! i mean i went through like 20 these clips cause i though they were all funny, but its really karl that creates the humor ricky is just reponsively funny, and kinda mean.
cgraf420 1 year ago
@cgraf420 Noooooooo just your way of viewing it kills the atmosphere ya know :(
I wasn't really offended by it , just depressed by it,
It is the trio being together that makes it funny.............
AtheismFTW1988 1 year ago
@cgraf420 Think thats more because he know's Karl and can really picture the stupid things that are gonna come out of his mouth before it even happens.
barfbad123 11 months ago
Where's the one where Karl gets a letter where they mispell his name to 'Dilkington' and Ricky goes hysterical? :-)
EllenRebecca3 1 year ago
I can get what he's saying. A lot of people believe that how you are when you die is how you are in the afterlife and he's simply stating that the essential organs to live are no longer neccessary while (let's call the eyes luxuries) are still needed in order to see.
BlueAx 1 year ago
Seriously... no brain is ever spawned the same... This is proof.
we have here... not the lowest form of what a brain can be.... but perhaps... the most numbing form of what a human brain can be and still live with out having a rational thought imaginable...
mrx0066600 1 year ago
OHHH so much wisdom...hahahaha
mrx0066600 1 year ago
i love it when Ricky laughs it's contagious.
5590ERS 1 year ago
BLIND GHOST LOL
MmeTaboo123 1 year ago
this sounds like this is what inspired Ghost Town
OkapiVideo 1 year ago
i'm sorry but i cannot for the life of me understand why pilkinton is found funny be anyone, he is the most annoying man i know of
liampw20 1 year ago
@liampw20 because hes funny and your gay
hawxflight369 1 year ago
so does that mean if my friend and i are killed touching we will somehow be glued together just as karl and the doctor are.
technotrain385 1 year ago
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nezalicious 1 year ago
I love Pilkinton, but his point about "the ghost is always the last condition the living body was in" doesn't make sense. the ghost that is headless carrying its head around, died from having its head cut off. but unless pilkinton is expecting to die from having his eyes removed, why would it matter? the eyes would be removed after he is dead, so it would be after the last condition the living body was in. loves these guys tho!
nezalicious 1 year ago
@nezalicious I was gona argue the exact same thing....but then i realised that we're talking about Karl Pilkington :P
clunny77 1 year ago
@nezalicious actually the body has to kept on life support while the organs are harvested. the person may be brain dead, but the body is still alive.
hugnkiss6676 1 year ago
omg this made me cry with laughter
this program is epic
m4strJ 1 year ago
A blind ghost bumping into things! LOL!!!
lalu0481 1 year ago
The last line had me laughing non-stop for 20 min. Absolute classic.
hape5ify 1 year ago
Blind Ghosts, that's what are going bump in the night
UFClova 1 year ago 109
u know the craziest thing? Karl actually sorta makes sense in a childish way
alx90x 1 year ago 3
Quality !
dwynnell 1 year ago 2
Now just before I saw rhis episode, I said the exact same thing about donating organs about my eyes. I would be happy for most things to go, but just incase I don't want my eyes gone.
Even I think it's stupid, but you never know lol.
B8rkley 1 year ago 5
So that's why some ghosts make so much noise at night!! A blind poltergeist walking into someone's dining cabinet for the umpteenth time - it's gotta be frustrating. No wonder crockery keeps getting thrown around. It would also explain the incessant groaning... probably a broken nose from the constant faceplants.
Ouch!!
charliechutney 1 year ago
Last line. Absolute genius of an answer.
linduxed 1 year ago 87
I imagine if you died during sex it wouldn't be so bad then, if Karls idea was real XD
XbloodyXsuicideX 1 year ago
@XbloodyXsuicideX yes but then one of you would be pregnant and when the time came the other one's wingdangdoodle would get in the way. but that probably wouldn't happen if ur gay tho...
catknight667 1 year ago
I love this show!! FUNNY SHIT!
danielWhat 1 year ago
LOL @ This
windmoveswater 1 year ago
lmao tht is funny shit. can u upload more pls :P
herestommypeeps 1 year ago 17
@herestommypeeps I'll try and find time. There's plenty more of these clips on-line in the mean time..
pdbarrows 1 year ago
"I don't want to be a blind ghost."
SAMagic 1 year ago
great upload- thanks alot x
timzhaw 1 year ago