Help! Raccoons took my penis!

[TheSelstar]

idiots of garrys mod

[blackice12345v]

lol thats funny because shes a girl

[DesertDragon96]

I heard the uncensored version, she's just a floating head with arms and legs

[flowerapist]

get trolled

[Boehnertard2012doom]

@flowerapist Is there not an uncensored version of this on the interwebs? :D

[TheGames1asher]

Everyone here talking about religion....SHUT THE FUCK UP! This is an American Dad video where a chick runs around naked yelling about raccoons and penises. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION!?!?!

[cleon24769]

@TheGames1asher Christian Logic.

[tanman965]

Episode?

[DesertDragon96]

@tanman965 Season 3, Episode 9: Frannie 911

[neimadize]

What episode is this from?

[death13608]

@neimadize episode 51

[konfusao1]

realy hayley?! i think everyone already knew that

[iLoveMegGriffin06]

Well... now I've seen everything.

[Fireblaze1382Studios]

Pamew is a dick

[shikidaman]

1: call your local law enforcment agency...

2: press 3

3: profit

[TheLastVampireChild]

which season and episode.

[cainmosni1700]

damn blur



[JuuKun]

A video about Racoons stealing a penis. Comments are about why everyone hates a America. Oh, Internet.

[davidls11]

@JuuKun How could anyone hate a country that produces Family Guy?

[Epikpwnerrocks]

No more racism. Please. ;3

[786HelloWorld]

That is so weird when a girl says, raccoons took my penis... all I'm asking out of this is.... WTF DID I JUST ENCOUNTER!?!?

[davidls11]

@786HelloWorld She and Klaus were playing a game of 'Dare or Dare'.

[Vekoma1261]

BOTH top comments are replies to another comment.... ughh... the shit I have to put up with..

[xGamerx737]

me too hunny me too

[Powerdude29]

I thought i was the only one

[sousaphonist]

OK...even within the realms of the show's own insanity...THAT ABSOLUTELY NO FRIKKIN SENSE!!!

[psychicfreak123]

press 6

[thissumbs]

what fuck was that

[AndrewDeLong]

Hm....

An average Tuesday for me.

[ChanceyIsConnors]

Eatch this with your eyes closed! O_O

[GdoubleWB]

What ep is this?

[EssexAggiegrad2011]

@GdoubleWB Franny 911

[VampireNightmare12]

@GdoubleWB I'm not sure what episode but its the one where Clouse and Haley are daring each other to do shit because they want to find out who has more balls. XD

[GdoubleWB]

@VampireNightmare12 Just found out. It's Frannie 911.

[Brawler978]

Im a racoon and i find this unoffensive

[FistOfNah]

im a raccon and i find dis penis there i said it

[Torterra625]

Is this uncensored on the dvd?

[minecraftdudelol]

@Torterra625 ... LOL

[Soapmackey]

@Torterra625 Nope, sorry for destroying your wet dreams of hayley.

[musiclover102202]

What episode? :o THIS HAS GOTTA BE THE FUNNIEST EPISODE

[SSAufklaerer]

PENITH!!! PENITH YOU HIDIN FROM ME!!!

mmmmmm... penith? mmmm.. penith? hmmmmmm

[XxItsLexX]

Piranha much ??

[ruggerboy99]

episode ?

[austin523mexico]

lmao "HELP RACCONS TOOK MY PENIS!"

then in the suggestions, "You in Vietnam BITCHES" 0_o

[PandaComment]

Save the pandas!

[jackram2h2]

watch?v=d1R1PGxNDnA

[TDIdialgagirl]

I miss the comments that were about the video

[XxTechnology]

@TDIdialgagirl I miss the comments that were not about thumbing up...

[C4V7R00L]

...

[gatlin127]

lol i wonder if u can see this uncensered

[ultraking312]

but shes a girl girls dont have o_O

[linuslillen01]

@ultraking312 that's because a racoon stle it. :3

[ultraking312]

@linuslillen01 lol what?

[linuslillen01]

@ultraking312 duh! didn't your mom tell you where girls come from?

[ultraking312]

@linuslillen01 ok look girls are girls because god made them that way besides a girl has 1 extra rib thena dude and has boobs and >.> look i dont need to explain this

[linuslillen01]

@ultraking312 dude i'm only joking. gawd...

[pamew]

@ultraking312 "a girl has 1 extra rib thena dude "

AHAHAAHAH!

Oh lawdy, you creationists sure do amuse me.

Fun fact: Men and women have an equal number of ribs. The world is also round rather than flat, life is older than 7000 years and surprisingly, there's a great deal of evidence contrary to the popular opinion that an all-powerful alien created the earth in 7 days!

The bible: because we already know enough, herpderp!

[surrender127]

@pamew You lost literally all of your credibility when you insulted religion without the subject being religion in the first place.

[pamew]

@surrender127 This exchange simplified and paraphrased:

>guy says " a girl has 1 extra rib than a dude because god made us that way"

> I point out that this is a somewhat laughably antiquated religious belief.

>you get all butthurt and claim I've lost credibility for ripping on religion "without it being the subject."

So, the belief that an all powerful god created life from dust is NOT religious in nature?

Cool story bro.

[pamew]

@surrender127 "You lost literally all of your credibility when you insulted religion without the subject being religion in the first place."

That would be more accurate an assessment if it were actually true. Unfortunately for you, it isn't. Someone publicly expressed a massively inaccurate religious claim, and I replied. So, actually, "surrender", it WAS religion that was the topic in terms of the individual I was speaking to.

Hey, why be accurate though, right?

[pamew]

@surrender127 Well, if we're going to be specific, I was technically correcting him about biology. He expressed the view that men lack a rib because a magic invisible man made women from it. I corrected him on this basis. Clearly, it was wrong of me to correct someone with a factual response, and thanks to you, I shall remember to never ever do it again. Ever.

[MsSpencerdude]

@pamew shut the fuck up dude. you think your some athiest who thinks hes got it all figured out? well you dont dude. hate to burst your little bubble.

[pamew]

@MsSpencerdude I hate to burst your bubble too, but I never claimed to know anything. so uh, shitty straw man fallacy?

What I DID do was laugh at how silly religious views can be. For instance, the ridiculous belief among many Christians that men actually all have one less rib because Hey! bible says god used it fer makin' womenfolk!

Really?

This is of course, demonstrably wrong. Where is that me making unprovable claims?

Also, "agnostic" Atheist thanks, if we're doing labels and "isms."

[Zielony18]

@pamew

Maybe americans are so f***ing stupid but in europe no one believes that. Here christians are normal ;]

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@Zielony18 Yes, but Europe sucks.

[cherryblossom120]

@Zielony18 Please ignore that idiot, pamew. Most Americans aren't like that -_-; It's people like him that make the rest of the world hate us....

And Christians are normal here too. Though so is Atheism.

[pamew]

@cherryblossom120 I'm not American, contrary to popular belief, not all people who speak English are American.

"It's people like him that make the rest of the world hate us"

Actually, the reasons you're searching for are "complete lack of a national history that you overemphasise sickeningly " and "All those retarded wars".

You wanna know what makes people hate your country, really? People on all sides blaming ALL problems on the "other" guy. Just like you're doing right now

[pamew]

2) Hey, I should thank you now, because due to observing "true" Americans like you and spencerrabbitdude, I now know that disagreeing with anyone over anything, even if they've publicly expressed it, is WRONG, and that being homophobic is justified if it's an evil atheist you're targeting!

I actually can't believe that so many stupid people watch this show. I feel worse for knowing it.

[cherryblossom120]

@pamew Trolly McTrollerton is taking a troll today~ Your kind of troll, I do not approve of. I know that you deprive entertainment from other peoples grievances but it's annoying to most. You don't care so I'm not going to tell you to go fuck yourself and die in a ditch. I would just like to point out that most would like it if you went back to 4chan and do your trolling there where it should be.

[pamew]

@cherryblossom120 I think you mean "derive" enjoyment. if I "deprived" enjoyment, I'd not only NOT take enjoyment from something, but I'd actually actively retard any form of enjoyment.

"I'm not going to tell you to go fuck yourself and die in a ditch."

Lol, no, you're just going to imply it instead. So, I'm the worst person ever for disagreeing with someone's (publicly expressed) religious views, but it's okay to want me to die alone?

Wow, nice moral compass, bitch.

[MetroidJunkie2007]

@pamew Actually, only a small fraction of Christians genuinely believe women to have an extra rib so, unless you'd like me to cite the individual Atheists who have spouted ridiculous things, I suggest you not generalize like an intolerant fool. The only time women are born with an extra rib is by chance and men are just as likely to have this occur to.

[pamew]

@MetroidJunkie2007 Please point out to me with an exact quote where I infer that ALL Christians believe the exact same thing.

Beside all this, I hate to point this out (well, not really), but I was in act responding to a user who actually brought the goddamn subject up. But hey, let's not let facts get in the way of your collective feigned outrage!

[MetroidJunkie2007]

@pamew "The bible: because we already know enough, herpderp!"

By mocking the bible, you gave the message that you were including all Christians in that.

[pamew]

@MetroidJunkie2007

Unfortunately, you're putting meaning that isn't there into that sentence. I'd of had to have made the statement that all Christians interpreted the bible in a literalistic fashion for that to be true. I didn't. And indeed, it wouldn't be true if I said it.

A minority they may be, but some, SPECIFICALLY THE USER I RESPONDED TO, are biblical literalists. Now, seeing as I never actually said "all Christians do X", I'm not guilty of your accusation. Sorry.

[pamew]

2) I've known Christians who mock the creation story. And rightly so, because the logistics of it are just silly. By your logic, those Christians are generalizing all Christians.

Ya know, because they dared to mock something in the bible.

Look, you're obviously very determined to be offended by me. It's also the case that I'm not guilty of any blanket statements, despite your claims. You can keep bringing up faulty arguments, or you can accept it. Your choice.

[uranus1945]

@pamew Arguing about religion on YouTube does not mean your religious beliefs are right or wrong...

it just means you're an asshole.

[pamew]

@uranus1945 Calling people assholes on youtube doesn't mean you're right or wrong...

...It just means you're an asshole.

Well, I guess I now understand why so many people hurl insults without making a proper point, it's SO EASY!

[rabbitman170]

@pamew dude clearly u have no idea what the fuck ur talking about. so how bout u just give up hope in winning this one and move on to the GAY PARTY VIDEO on your recommended list k? k.

[pamew]

@rabbitman170 Sorry, all I read was "I'm scared of things that are different to my own perception and also I am childishly homophobic."

I should explain something little fella, you see, most adults don't really care much about "gay" jabs, as they're generally well reasoned enough to realise that a sexual orientation isn't really something to be ashamed of.

I understand that being called "gay" is probably a massive offence to someone of your clearly astounding level of development.

[fringlefop]

@pamew lol is this you defending your homosexuality?

[FatalX7]

@ultraking312 Oh my god.

LOL.

[shadowtrainer92]

@ultraking312 exactly.

[Teenterror983]

What?!

[mariegoslar]

*in the voice of Peter* MEG!?!?

[moteb1]

which episode  is this from?

[iTozBoggleSC2]

@moteb1 The one where the alien (temporary loss of his name) has to be nice as the family find him a stuck up litltle %&*$ so he starts to die. Also in this episode Cloust and girl (also loss of name) dare each other to do stuff. Cloust lives inside a bowl full of jello. Hope this helps? Probably not...

[94ejack]

@moteb1 Franny 911.

[toontownpenny8]

O_O

[Joemamma69000]

Must be fun to be an animator, actually getting to see the scene without the blur.

[dddsucks]

I remember when racoons took mypenis... good time good times

[AwesoME3499]

I am a racoon and i find this offensive. LOL

[Booyaka009]

ahhh oh my god no way.... -_-

[Stelios7xXx]

In Soviet Russia penis stole the raccoons

[DeltaPro137]

Welcome to America

[MusicCritic444]

LOL click 7 every time she says my penis

[Jyrow]

@MusicCritic444 I find that fappable.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@MusicCritic444 What 7? I dont see any 7. I see comments like this all the fucking time and I have no fucking clue what people are refering to.

[AwesoME3499]

@Blasted2Oblivion oh when you are focused in on a video(click it) u press 7 and it rewinds a little just so you know :)

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@AwesoME3499 Hmm. Thank you very much. Now I am in with all those jokes people tell.

[MusicCritic444]

@Blasted2Oblivion watch it a couple times then click the number 7 every time she says my penis

[MrPackers22]

guy realy realy gay flat out strate gay

[phobos001]

I like how the audio goes from left to right speaker from haley!

[johncisney15]

0_____________________________­___________0

[lildeviljd]

press 5 over and over again and u will lol till u die

[boxheadfan2]

press 6 for "my Penis!"

[vioite]

HURRY WE HAVE TO FIND THOSE RACCOONS!

[invadereve1000]

lol >3<

[E3witcher]

Wait, shouldnt Hailey have to put a quarter in the penis jar?

[godlessCommie7]

After watching this with headphones I realized that Haylee's voice echos like she's actually outside. That's quality only American Dad can deliver!

[bobzeda]

So that is where Hailey's penis went!

[darkrai9322]

Thumbs up if you saw the one where the Raccon bit of the guys penis on 1000 ways to die

[Pwned331]

@darkrai9322 lol that was a good one and it stung me just watching

[undisputed4life]

@darkrai9322 Hehe, you have 69 thumbs...

[Pshoeshus]

@darkrai9322 "I pity the phoos," who beg for thumb ups and attention

[Pobles8]

@darkrai9322 don't you mean idiots of Garrys Mod 2?

[LordScrambles]

@darkrai9322 Yea, that's what you get for trying to have sex with furry creatures.

[bigjoegamer09]

What episode is this from?

[legokid371]

say it you have to say it! Help raccoons took my penis

[Dredger1401]

@legokid371 Wow, we just watched the exact same video. Who'da thunk it.

[easterntaco]

Step one- Hit 7

Step two - Wait for it to end

Step three- Laugh ass off

Step four- Reattach ass

Step five- Repeat

[lilsk8rkiddd123]

lol

[epiCUtoobR1234]

Well, i have a new ringtone.

[invidia44]

''I'm a penis and I find this very racoon''

[JamesBuffett100]

what is this I don't even... O_o

[tylord521]

666 likes loooooooooooool

[LinkandPeach4ever]

I'm offensive and I find this racoon.

[cable3E]

That's what she said haha... wait ._.

[bushbasher85]

Im Hayleys penis and I find this offensive.

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

what episode is this and what season

[BoomBoy13]

damn the blur

[AzyPProductions]

@BoomBoy13 Oh, don't worry. Raccoons took it.

[thebigmac1100]

put the quarter in the penis jar!PUT IT IN THE PENIS JAR DAMNIT!!!!

[Karathedirtyangel]

damn censor...

[quickhakker]

HELP RACOONS TOOK MY PENIS

[taytaytonkin12345]

hayley and kuals were playing turth or dare

[musiclover7901]

That racoon must have been sick for days...

[SmexyTrailerz]

wait what?

[Austin101123]

Holy Shit i want to see the episode this was from.

[912Nasher]

raccoons took my penis and i find this offensive

[Diediddlydie]

Coons rook my penis too!

[SuprSaiyanRockr]

Damnit, why did they censor this, but not censor Stans dick?

[Grantmeister32]

@SuprSaiyanRockr Because Seth McFarlane is a Homosexual

[SuprSaiyanRockr]

@Grantmeister32 Assuming that Seth animated, wrote and edited both episodes, that is.

[Rainb0wWarri0r]

It's in the tags, season 3, episode 9.

[carrollpatriot5909]

ohh she has to put a quater in the penis jar

[TheMadHaatter]

Thumbs up if racoons took your penis...

[TheAnimeStreamer]

please may there be a non-pixelated version of this...

[ScratStitch]

Which episode is this from?

[kermitthefrog512]

what episode is this from?

[AxelOtaku]

O____O why there's a Predator laser on Rogers face? xD

[lukelukeblade]

@AxelOtaku predator threatened him into standing there

[TheRealDomoCookiexD]

@AxelOtaku Duh its Predator vs Alien xD

[dannycashman1]

@TheRealDomoCookiexD haha good 1 i have to thumbs up

[Awesomeboyz99]

@AxelOtaku It's not the predators, *Puts on sunglasses* It's the Raccon's... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!11

[AxelOtaku]

@Awesomeboyz99 Of course. Everybody knows that raccons are *Puts on sunglasses* terrible persons...YYYEEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!1­1!

[Awesomeboyz99]

@AxelOtaku Looks like the sunglasses joke, *Eats cookie* Is overused WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

[AxelOtaku]

@Awesomeboyz99 *Take sunglasses off* yup, it is...NNNOOOOOOOOOOUUU!?|!?

[babyfacecapon]

@AxelOtaku well played

[squirlboy006]

@AxelOtaku pedo bear got an upgrade?

[legokid371]

@AxelOtaku those are zits

[12gaugebleachdrinker]

@AxelOtaku It's freckles from Alfalfa from the The Little Rascals.

[marksmanlane]

@AxelOtaku because you touch yourself at night

[AxelOtaku]

@marksmanlane (sad face looking down)

[sucrilhus]

@TheUnrealStudios

hahahah I love how the system works

[handcannonowns55]

OMG.! Me and my friend did this!! we got his sister to run naked screaming "HELP RACOONS TOOK MY PENIS!!" XD funny moment

[theBigA1992]

hey I wonder if I can fuck her while she runs naked

[PAMuffinMan]

@mchfucci ...she's not a child.

@PAMuffinMan shhh pedobear approved