@stretchthebird NO! Christian science is real. Google "rings saturn jesus foreskin" and u will find information that rings around saturn are really jesus foreskin. This theory was approved by the pope and was actually proposed by the official librarian of the vatican!
Christian science is always right like creationism... and we also have the magic book to prove our theories. It is mere coincidence they sound like the ramblings of illiterate sheep herders without schooling.
Fucking retard... Hmmm a guy living in the sky???????????you must be smoking the good shit...science is right its a fact! ! did you go to school? o wait u were brainwashed since u were born... duh thats why you dont know why birds fly and shit...
You are stupid or retarded there is proof that the sun is a star and eclipses I see it myself , you are in denial been a fanatical dumb christian Im myself Christian but some Christians are retarded like you
God is a myth, if the brain gets damaged you could lose speech, sight, recognition but when you die and the brain stops working. Then you would suddenly have all brainfunctions back ? To believe in a god is to be the ultimate ignorant idiot . No proof and a book full of lies that lies in the foundation of killing millions of people. Theists suck.
I couldn't help noting several posters talking about a scale being unable to measure the weight of air because the weight "is too small." By this logic, you should be able to measure the weight of water by placing your scales on the bottom of your pool?
This is false. Firstly, the weight of the atmosphere exerts no net downward force on the scales, the scales are not a pressure measuring device. Secondly, scales are calibrated to zero anyway.
Lol, great parody video, know i get why it has some many likes a ''christian'' video, the first arguments are so christian and ignorant and false like, i tought it was a really christian video.
To all idiots taking this seriously, you need to realize something: This is a sarcastic satire comedy. It should be very clear...even though some of the examples are exagerated, these are actually some of the justifications theists use to reject science/justify their belief in a God. Also, read his profile before throwing a shitfit!
HOLY CRAP! I hope this is a joke. Seriously??? I could disprove this nonsense with a 3rd grade education. This guys username should be "EdwardCunt" Oh and you can't measure the weight of air with a scale in the atmosphere for the same reason you can't measure the weight of water in the ocean using the same scale. Idiot
you know nothing about science... first, air has more energy and shakes its way out of gravity and a scale is not sensitive enough to mesure air. the big bang theary says it started in the middle of nothing and there was no space or anything THERE CAN NOT BE PEOPLE TO KILL. it was not an explosion it was a rapidly expanding singularity which is an almost infinantly dense point. the sun i a star, the sun is trillions of miles farther away tha the sun. we cant see the moon before because the sun
@IamBread18 Good, good. Still, the fact that some people out there actually believe this is true kinda makes me scared anyway xD oh well, glad to know there are those who can have a good laugh about it and just shrug it off.
@TheLonelyRoad16 What is sad is I have family members who are exactly what he is making fun of here. So I know first hand people like this exist, he isnt just making it up.
0:40 thats the origin of life wich is not evolution. 1:00 life appered BILLIONS of years latter. 1:20 the moon is WAY smaller then the sun idiot. 1:40 the star only appears small becuse it is REALLY far away. in reality the sun is a pretty small star. the stars are durring the day but the light of the sun wich is alot closer blocks it out. the earth is spinning and the sun only lights up half of it.the moon's lit up side was facing away from us. helium is lighter then air so it goes up.
@shadowstrider0 cont. the air has wieght its just so small that a normal scale cant tell the wieght. 3:20 actully it does. ever herd of the laws of arodynamics? of course you havent. science does explain everything you just fail to look at ALL the facts.
"I can see that a lot of science just doesn't make sense. How do I know? Because I have two eyes, I read the bible, and I don't believe everything I'm told."
I just stumbled across this video, and I don't know who this guy is, but I honestly can't tell if he's serious or not. That line made me laugh my ass off, though. :]
Just to let every one know, that there is a quote written on the previous comment i've written, which is from the greatest scientist, Albert Einstein.
Religion is dead and kills, but relation with GOD is life reanimated with out made up tradition. Belief alone is blindness, science alone is lame. Belief (not religion and tradition) and science are very related indeed. Every thing that scientist had accomplished are provence true. With every discovery, we must give credit to GOD (Jahova)
he made my eye open up to the dump reason of all religion, RELIGION = unintelligible... WHAT nutcase would believe god demands unintelligible answers... Who believes in religion logic deserves to burn in hell... but then again i dont believe in such nonsense as hell
That is because the sun in behind the moon at that period it time -.-" u nid to register for the next kindergarten intake, so u wun make this pointless video... U should try to play soccer n kicking the ball with both feet or play table tennis with both hand or the bat.. People like u will love it..
What is this about Edward being a troll? This is satire, parody, commenting, comedy. Not trolling. Anyone getting upset by this needs to calm down and not take him/herself so seriously.
Science is mainly theories not always true.Like the theory of evolution for instance or that idiot global warming BS thats not real. Believing in god I do but I dont believe the words in the bible nor god creates miracles. I believe we were created by a higher power but I dont believe in going to hell if you do bad and all that nonsense.
@lovebigboobs29 it doesn't takes a genious to know that, neither it takes a genious to check the real theory of evolution says that we came from a common ancestor of chimps.
@lovebigboobs29 common sense was that the earth was flat and that it was the center of the universe, that the diseases could be cured with leeches or with a mercury bath. common sense was that the possition of the planets determined our personality.
do you still think that common sense can fight against science?
@pepilindo None of that you named was common sense. In this aspect you're damn right it can fight against science. Besides us walking on two freakin legs we have nothing in common with them so no we are not evolved from them or any of their ancestors.
@pepilindo We are nothing like them if you want to compare yourself to a stupid animal then be my guest. No the number means not shit to me. We are all living beings with blood. All DNA is similar. Science is what started blood DNA in the first place.
@lovebigboobs29 there you are. you ignore the evidence and you dont even want to know what it means. when you understand what this theory says, which are the proofs and what do they mean then you will get an opinnion that matters...
we are really different but also very similar, we have two eyes, 20 fingers, similar phisionomy, we are almost the same, but just a little different...
Allah - there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence. Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission? He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.
=> for more information type in google "thedeenshow"
dems everdence aint no good cus dat aint no real evedernce watch sum o dem bill nye te siense gy epersides cud dat got de real everdence with duh meteor an da carbon
Science is a method, not a book of truths... FAILED LOGIC. Ok, this guy is trolling, I got it when he said "checkmate" like this other crazy theologist... :-)
@cityfan22 So ur saying I'm dumb as fuck? I'm sorry but if u don't believe in the one true God, you don't have to say that we are dumb as fuck!! I may only be 13 but I strongly believe in God!! I stand up for my religion and that's what I'm doing! I don't go around saying "Satanists are stupid!" or " Buddhist people got problems!" but at the same time I DO NOT agree with them. Well here's some info I can share with you,"The punishment of sin is DEATH, but the GIFT of God is ETERNAL LIFE with hi
What i noticed here is the bible bashers try to disprove science, the godless heathens try to disprove god. Well, what if you believe in god, and follow science?
I find myself unable to defend anybody, but slag off those cretins who annoy me.
LOL!!! The materiel writes itself! "The sun, a disk or possibily a ball of fire". Heehee. "The moon, which is the same size as the sun". @1.40 "The sun only comes out in the day time". Fuck my life, this bloke is taking the piss? The sun is a star.
Science and theology are two seperate subjects, one does not invalidate the other, so fuck off .
I'm going to point out some facts that you said in this video:
0:16- 0:20 You just contradicted yourself. You're skeptical about believing in things and yet you believe in the bible.
Americans have freedom of religion. It's no duty.
You're wrong about goo. Life came from water. By accident? Evolution occurs when organisms need to adapt so they change. (well some) The area of the moon is 37.9 million km. The sun is a lot bigger than that.
@SacredDestruction Wow... wow... I don't even... You're a complete retard Sir. Even die hard creationists have more brains than you. This is a satire on anti-science people, and you are anti-comic. I can't even comprehend it, how can anyone miss the point. As for God, you can just learn a little bit of philosophy. Or math, like here /watch?v=feK5EX63I9c and here /watch?v=T-UK3bcNUgs
@MissKatRob lol wow scientists are wrong? that's why we have computer, airplanes, medicine, fMRI, brain scanners, cars etc... i can go on forever lol really?
@Atheist603 not all scientists of course! Just the ones who say things that are wrong. I just didnt like how he was saying that "SCIENCE" is wrong! Science cant be wrong! Its how its interpreted!
@Atheist603 no not a particular scientist. If you think no scientist has ever said anything wrong or believed anything wrong and tried to convince the world about it, than you are very wrong! no offense! For example, all those so called transitional fossils in the musiums are fake, and they make no secret about it! They just say "we havnt found the real ones yet". Well no wonder they havnt been found. They dont exist. Just go and look up some videos on why evo is wrong and you will find plenty!!
transitional fossil are wrong? seriously why would scientist lie about fossil,..science isn't about proving a theory right, but it's about proving a theory wrong by testing it over and over again as new evidence comes. on the other hand the muslim scientists bring their religion first and the science comes second. Plus even if we didn't have transitional fossil evolution would still have more than enough evidence, hell,..biology wouldn't make sense with evolution r u saying that bio is wrong?
Humans have no business even troubling themselves with thought. The God of Abraham clearly states in the Holy Scriptures to Adam and Eve: "Do not eat of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil!" So just trust in God; he will look after everything for you and do all the thinking for you . . . just believe and STOP THINKING SO MUCH !
It's kind of heartening to know atheists can be dumb enough to fall for a joke. It's a burden to have to think for everybody and pretty tiring too. I say let the dumb people take the job for a while and see how they like it.
I have a question for christian people ,,,if there is a god he causes suffering in the world but satan is evil however he is the one who punishes the bad people. Im not making fun or saying i worship the devil. Im serious .what are your viewpoints on this?
i have never in my life seen someone so stupid i actually feel like i want to kill this guy, i mean come on dood other starts are small and ours is the biggest :/ WOW its called distance in space man get with the program science has proved so much more than religion and god in so many ways i cant even count SERIOUSLY. religion has proved nothing but something called "JUST HAVE FAITH" that's like saying i hope i win the lotto or another words i hope heavens real, 1 and a million chances. FUCK YOU
Thank you, Brother Current, for shedding light on the satantic worship of gravityist lies.
MadBasstid 5 hours ago
lol gravity-ists
M41Awesomeness 8 hours ago
Science makes more sense than the bible.
jjallen1976 16 hours ago
I like him a lot!
48acar19 4 days ago
EDWARD CURRANT THE SUN IS A STAR LOOK THROUGH A F**KING TELESCOPE CAUSE ITS FAR AWAY
ArcadianProductions7 5 days ago
@ArcadianProductions7 It's satire.
TehFunnehMann 2 days ago
ffs read the top comments if you don't want to look like a stupid cunt, he's joking, all his videos are sarcastic, he's an atheist.
mimikawaii7386 5 days ago
@mimikawaii7386 if he's joking he's not very funny.
jjallen1976 16 hours ago
The earth is flat! Dont be fooled by atheist devil worshippers that eat babies and spread lies! Google "flat earth map" to see the truth!!!
IF YOU DONT U WILL BURN IN HELLFIRE SCREAMING IN AGONY FOREVER!!!
p.s god loves you!
The1VoiceOfReason 1 week ago
@The1VoiceOfReason
sarcasm?
stretchthebird 5 days ago
@stretchthebird NO! Christian science is real. Google "rings saturn jesus foreskin" and u will find information that rings around saturn are really jesus foreskin. This theory was approved by the pope and was actually proposed by the official librarian of the vatican!
Christian science is always right like creationism... and we also have the magic book to prove our theories. It is mere coincidence they sound like the ramblings of illiterate sheep herders without schooling.
The1VoiceOfReason 5 days ago
i want to kill you
KyleB373 1 week ago
your dumb
mejustingale1 1 week ago
Fucking retard... Hmmm a guy living in the sky???????????you must be smoking the good shit...science is right its a fact! ! did you go to school? o wait u were brainwashed since u were born... duh thats why you dont know why birds fly and shit...
Countryboy27ish 1 week ago
@Countryboy27ish
SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE
Read the top comment or go to his channel. He's obviously an atheist.
MultiMooseProduction 1 week ago
You are stupid or retarded there is proof that the sun is a star and eclipses I see it myself , you are in denial been a fanatical dumb christian Im myself Christian but some Christians are retarded like you
reniercosta 1 week ago
@reniercosta this vid is satire he was joking hes an atheist
taka3000000o 5 days ago
"Christian homeschool photo" and "grade" is in quotes lol
falcoperegrinus82 1 week ago
God is a myth, if the brain gets damaged you could lose speech, sight, recognition but when you die and the brain stops working. Then you would suddenly have all brainfunctions back ? To believe in a god is to be the ultimate ignorant idiot . No proof and a book full of lies that lies in the foundation of killing millions of people. Theists suck.
BPLucifer 1 week ago
sorry, I voted down without realizing it was parody. Yeah, I'm slow.
Hermy1138 1 week ago
@Hermy1138 Atheist's are gay!!!
ActionBoysDKHK 1 week ago
@ActionBoysDKHK Nice use of apostrophe there
Hermy1138 1 week ago
@Hermy1138 Are you a christian man? or are you something else?
ActionBoysDKHK 1 week ago
@ActionBoysDKHK Something else
Hermy1138 1 week ago
for a sec i thought he was serious
cheech420ist 1 week ago
HUNDREDS OF MILES
NuhUhGirlfriend 2 weeks ago
I think your bein rambuksious
blakneotv 2 weeks ago
Great satirical video yet again by Edward.
I couldn't help noting several posters talking about a scale being unable to measure the weight of air because the weight "is too small." By this logic, you should be able to measure the weight of water by placing your scales on the bottom of your pool?
This is false. Firstly, the weight of the atmosphere exerts no net downward force on the scales, the scales are not a pressure measuring device. Secondly, scales are calibrated to zero anyway.
Roj0307 2 weeks ago
i died watching this video XDXXDXDXDXXDXDXD
BackyardFilmmaking 2 weeks ago
Lol, great parody video, know i get why it has some many likes a ''christian'' video, the first arguments are so christian and ignorant and false like, i tought it was a really christian video.
Kamyu03 2 weeks ago
To all idiots taking this seriously, you need to realize something: This is a sarcastic satire comedy. It should be very clear...even though some of the examples are exagerated, these are actually some of the justifications theists use to reject science/justify their belief in a God. Also, read his profile before throwing a shitfit!
HolyEggRollys 2 weeks ago
He needs to make it more obvious that itsa joke
blackbite50 2 weeks ago
... ... ... I am going to quietly step out before bursting into hysterical laughter.
Mimi2591 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
PeaceLoveAndSexiness 2 weeks ago
HOLY CRAP! I hope this is a joke. Seriously??? I could disprove this nonsense with a 3rd grade education. This guys username should be "EdwardCunt" Oh and you can't measure the weight of air with a scale in the atmosphere for the same reason you can't measure the weight of water in the ocean using the same scale. Idiot
bma1984 2 weeks ago
Btw the big bang wouldn't have made a sound as sound doesn't travel in a vacuum...just saying
DILLIGAF317 2 weeks ago
sorry the STARS are trillions of miles farther away tha the sun
personthingman2 3 weeks ago
you know nothing about science... first, air has more energy and shakes its way out of gravity and a scale is not sensitive enough to mesure air. the big bang theary says it started in the middle of nothing and there was no space or anything THERE CAN NOT BE PEOPLE TO KILL. it was not an explosion it was a rapidly expanding singularity which is an almost infinantly dense point. the sun i a star, the sun is trillions of miles farther away tha the sun. we cant see the moon before because the sun
personthingman2 3 weeks ago
Before stupid gullible people start getting angry towards him thumb this up so they know its a sarcastic SATIRE!
carlsm95 3 weeks ago 23
This legitimately scares me. He's kidding, right? Someone tell me he's kidding.
TheLonelyRoad16 3 weeks ago
@TheLonelyRoad16 It's a joke.
IamBread18 3 weeks ago
@IamBread18 Good, good. Still, the fact that some people out there actually believe this is true kinda makes me scared anyway xD oh well, glad to know there are those who can have a good laugh about it and just shrug it off.
TheLonelyRoad16 2 weeks ago
@TheLonelyRoad16 It scares me too. It's amazing it has lasted this long, will be good when religion is at an end...
IamBread18 2 weeks ago
@TheLonelyRoad16 What is sad is I have family members who are exactly what he is making fun of here. So I know first hand people like this exist, he isnt just making it up.
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SCIENCE proves GOD,
PILTDOWN MAN + MISSING LINK+ FISH WITH MORALS =ATHEISM
Atheism has nothing to do with science , Science says that from chaos cannot come order unless there is someone behind it!
Its called ENTROPY
MrCobra811 3 weeks ago
he is been zarcastic but you will find that are people who say exactly what he says and take it extremely serious
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oh btw if sure a scientist has a MUCH higher IQ than you.
shadowstrider0 3 weeks ago
0:40 thats the origin of life wich is not evolution. 1:00 life appered BILLIONS of years latter. 1:20 the moon is WAY smaller then the sun idiot. 1:40 the star only appears small becuse it is REALLY far away. in reality the sun is a pretty small star. the stars are durring the day but the light of the sun wich is alot closer blocks it out. the earth is spinning and the sun only lights up half of it.the moon's lit up side was facing away from us. helium is lighter then air so it goes up.
shadowstrider0 3 weeks ago
@shadowstrider0 cont. the air has wieght its just so small that a normal scale cant tell the wieght. 3:20 actully it does. ever herd of the laws of arodynamics? of course you havent. science does explain everything you just fail to look at ALL the facts.
shadowstrider0 3 weeks ago
This is great!!! :)
laserbruce 3 weeks ago
okay if he is for real i want to shoot myself
technofreak928 3 weeks ago
Okay y'all, he is KIDDING! No doubt about it, and yes there are some people this stupid, but her's being funny.
LexieRhi333 4 weeks ago
this is what happens when you give a camera to a retarded person..
example6978 1 month ago
this have to be a joke right???
people can't be this stupid
please tell me this is somebody being sarcastic
Johnandvanessa 1 month ago
@Johnandvanessa when ur wathcing edward current he is never talking seriously
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"I can see that a lot of science just doesn't make sense. How do I know? Because I have two eyes, I read the bible, and I don't believe everything I'm told."
I just stumbled across this video, and I don't know who this guy is, but I honestly can't tell if he's serious or not. That line made me laugh my ass off, though. :]
Jackikalis 1 month ago
@Jackikalis he's sarcastic.
Darkagedd 1 month ago 16
@Darkagedd I'm happy to hear that, lol.
Jackikalis 1 month ago
I watch your videos just to get laughs, i love you
AdrianSuxBrasi 1 month ago
That's hilarious. It's easy to se why people don't understand that this is satire. Some pro-Christian vidoes really are this stupid.
gextvedde 1 month ago
Typical american...
Christoere 1 month ago
@Christoere He's acting like a typical Christian.
SmellsLikeUpDawgg 1 month ago
This guy is awesome.
moijesuismoi99 1 month ago
doesnt make sense because you are to stupid
crazycoolben13 1 month ago
Just to let every one know, that there is a quote written on the previous comment i've written, which is from the greatest scientist, Albert Einstein.
18skunk18 1 month ago
Religion is dead and kills, but relation with GOD is life reanimated with out made up tradition. Belief alone is blindness, science alone is lame. Belief (not religion and tradition) and science are very related indeed. Every thing that scientist had accomplished are provence true. With every discovery, we must give credit to GOD (Jahova)
18skunk18 1 month ago
he made my eye open up to the dump reason of all religion, RELIGION = unintelligible... WHAT nutcase would believe god demands unintelligible answers... Who believes in religion logic deserves to burn in hell... but then again i dont believe in such nonsense as hell
sLilyGalaxyStar 1 month ago
On the bat*
Raemiy 1 month ago
That is because the sun in behind the moon at that period it time -.-" u nid to register for the next kindergarten intake, so u wun make this pointless video... U should try to play soccer n kicking the ball with both feet or play table tennis with both hand or the bat.. People like u will love it..
Raemiy 1 month ago
@Raemiy It's called English. You should try it sometime...
Timmoux 1 month ago
totally legit
DoubleMoonz 1 month ago
YOU ARE A MORON
doucet101 1 month ago
I love you sens of humor :)
docsharp00 2 months ago
Ill fight it, with SCIENCE :3
secondmau5 2 months ago
hahahaha came from goo.!
fablesergio 2 months ago
It is unvelievable How this man is stupid.
Fireheadseptember 2 months ago
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@Fireheadseptember It's unbelievable how stupid you are for believing he's Christian.
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@Fireheadseptember It is unbelievable how stupid you are...
offwithurhead 2 months ago
What is this about Edward being a troll? This is satire, parody, commenting, comedy. Not trolling. Anyone getting upset by this needs to calm down and not take him/herself so seriously.
mattiassollerman 2 months ago
Please tell me this is a joke. Nobody can really be that stupid.
Woodsterisme 2 months ago
@Woodsterisme talk to a fundamentalist believer (in any religion), and you'll find that yes, people can be this stupid.
TheHigherVoltage 2 months ago 19
@TheHigherVoltage I have to live in a town FULL of these morons...(Toowoomba, QLD) ._.
Emlis16 2 weeks ago
Science is mainly theories not always true.Like the theory of evolution for instance or that idiot global warming BS thats not real. Believing in god I do but I dont believe the words in the bible nor god creates miracles. I believe we were created by a higher power but I dont believe in going to hell if you do bad and all that nonsense.
lovebigboobs29 2 months ago
@lovebigboobs29 you should check the definition of theory... theory is not the same as hypothesis
pepilindo 2 months ago
@pepilindo Thats nice but it doesn't take a genious to know we didn't evolve from apes or chimps.
lovebigboobs29 2 months ago
@lovebigboobs29 it doesn't takes a genious to know that, neither it takes a genious to check the real theory of evolution says that we came from a common ancestor of chimps.
pepilindo 2 months ago
@pepilindo We aren't even from a common ancestor. We have always been human and in no relation to a chimp or anything else.
lovebigboobs29 2 months ago
@lovebigboobs29 and your proof on what you are saying is...
pepilindo 2 months ago
@pepilindo Its common sense but if you want to pretend you came from the chimp or ape family then thats you.
lovebigboobs29 2 months ago
@lovebigboobs29 common sense was that the earth was flat and that it was the center of the universe, that the diseases could be cured with leeches or with a mercury bath. common sense was that the possition of the planets determined our personality.
do you still think that common sense can fight against science?
pepilindo 2 months ago
@pepilindo None of that you named was common sense. In this aspect you're damn right it can fight against science. Besides us walking on two freakin legs we have nothing in common with them so no we are not evolved from them or any of their ancestors.
lovebigboobs29 2 months ago
@lovebigboobs29 98.5 of our genome is not enough for you? and explain to me what is common sense for you, what is its meaning
pepilindo 2 months ago
@pepilindo We are nothing like them if you want to compare yourself to a stupid animal then be my guest. No the number means not shit to me. We are all living beings with blood. All DNA is similar. Science is what started blood DNA in the first place.
lovebigboobs29 2 months ago
@lovebigboobs29 there you are. you ignore the evidence and you dont even want to know what it means. when you understand what this theory says, which are the proofs and what do they mean then you will get an opinnion that matters...
we are really different but also very similar, we have two eyes, 20 fingers, similar phisionomy, we are almost the same, but just a little different...
pepilindo 2 months ago
@pepilindo There's alot different but to each their own.
lovebigboobs29 2 months ago
@lovebigboobs29 did you ever read something about science at all?
thidritoboladao 1 month ago
@thidritoboladao Yea and there's also common sense. Science isn't always right.
lovebigboobs29 1 month ago
@lovebigboobs29 not sure if serious
thidritoboladao 1 month ago
Oh thank God! This video was embedded on another page, and it said nothing of the satire. I was kind of worried.
BruceThomasWayne 2 months ago
Zero Duh!
mzyzer19 2 months ago
Are you sure you went to school? You don't seems to learn anything about science.. sad
victorkkq 2 months ago
Are you joking? is this serious?
etiennec 2 months ago
@etiennec seriousely funny.
mzyzer19 2 months ago
@etiennec no, he's a comedian. check out his channel, he pokes fun at christianity
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Allah - there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence. Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission? He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.
=> for more information type in google "thedeenshow"
akeello 2 months ago
What a great role model for Christians everywhere. ;)
MxOxRxRxIxS 2 months ago
Amazing! God says my word will stand forever
SuperJamesfletcher 2 months ago
Haha how can so many people think that he's being serious?
Remorath 2 months ago
@Remorath Because so many christians actually think and talk like this it's extremely challenging sometimes to tell the difference.
gigisdad 2 months ago
The funny thing about it is that it's hard to tell sometimes when someone is joking, since some fundys are this stupid. :)
QuakerJT 2 months ago
This is not Christianity what he is presenting.
krecikowi 2 months ago
@krecikowi Lies! It's the TRUTH!
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
TheVader2 3 months ago
and also your information is wrong my guy
TITOsbGANG 3 months ago
science is right!
TITOsbGANG 3 months ago
i suggess you to read Quran it totally speaks the truth
TheMightysimi 3 months ago
He's joking right? Please tell me he is joking.
bat32391 3 months ago
@bat32391 It says "Satire" in the tags, so he is joking.
nraheim645mac 3 months ago
FACE PALM! I don't even want to say anything about the video. This guy is clearly a TROLL
xxtrustxx 3 months ago
dems everdence aint no good cus dat aint no real evedernce watch sum o dem bill nye te siense gy epersides cud dat got de real everdence with duh meteor an da carbon
imnotavegeta 3 months ago
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Science is a method, not a book of truths... FAILED LOGIC. Ok, this guy is trolling, I got it when he said "checkmate" like this other crazy theologist... :-)
thadeum1 3 months ago
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thadeum1 3 months ago
@cityfan22 So ur saying I'm dumb as fuck? I'm sorry but if u don't believe in the one true God, you don't have to say that we are dumb as fuck!! I may only be 13 but I strongly believe in God!! I stand up for my religion and that's what I'm doing! I don't go around saying "Satanists are stupid!" or " Buddhist people got problems!" but at the same time I DO NOT agree with them. Well here's some info I can share with you,"The punishment of sin is DEATH, but the GIFT of God is ETERNAL LIFE with hi
ChocolatePenguins28 3 months ago
@ChocolatePenguins28 LOL To me eternal life would be not dying. Everyone dies so therefore there goes the eternal life thing.
lovebigboobs29 2 months ago
trollollol...... LOL look at all these people arguing back and forth as if it matters
MrJoel397 3 months ago
reality fail
cancerbotX 3 months ago
I LOVE YOU !!!! I AM A STRONG CHRISTIAN AND I LOVE THE ONE TRUE GOD !!!!!!!!!!!
RyanCfoundation 3 months ago
@RyanCfoundation congratulations, i'm sure you agreed with everything in this satirical video then :)
LOGIC42369 3 months ago
people who don't realize this is satire are dumb as fuck
cityfan22 3 months ago
@cityfan22 I do not think this is satire you godless sack of cum.
PkrBarMovie 3 months ago in playlist Comedy (best of)
Lol, I love reading the comments and seeing how many idiots are going: "Leik, zomg dis gai iz so stuped cos he iz cristan LOLZ".
It's satire, pricks.
Minecraft4life1000 3 months ago
loves science, hates evolution.
NoWorries88 3 months ago
@NoWorries88 let me guess you love creation "science" why hate evolution? did it ruin your life?
mimarp478 3 months ago
GUYS look at the video's tags: it says 'SATIRE'. The video category is COMEDY. He is TAKING THE PISS, people! *facepalm*
steampunkbanana 3 months ago 14
this guy is by far the dumest person i've ever listened to speak
Sp69z 3 months ago
your miss quoting fack and if anything your demonstrating your ignorance
Sp69z 3 months ago
you sir, are a freakin idiot... read a book please... i felt my brain wanting to leave my head listening to your idiocy...
shutrok 3 months ago
Science is wrong. I say this as I am on a computer, typing on my keyboard which goes to the internet. Science why have you forsaken us =(
Altosaxaphonist 3 months ago
What i noticed here is the bible bashers try to disprove science, the godless heathens try to disprove god. Well, what if you believe in god, and follow science?
I find myself unable to defend anybody, but slag off those cretins who annoy me.
TulipFarella 3 months ago
LOL!!! The materiel writes itself! "The sun, a disk or possibily a ball of fire". Heehee. "The moon, which is the same size as the sun". @1.40 "The sun only comes out in the day time". Fuck my life, this bloke is taking the piss? The sun is a star.
Science and theology are two seperate subjects, one does not invalidate the other, so fuck off .
TulipFarella 3 months ago
lol Air Planes arent real! If we really could fly to the clouds we'd see heaven! duh!
TheBurleybrawler 3 months ago
obvious troll is obvious ;-)
TheDoomProgram 4 months ago
this guy is the king of trolls
ThePimV 4 months ago 2
I'm going to point out some facts that you said in this video:
0:16- 0:20 You just contradicted yourself. You're skeptical about believing in things and yet you believe in the bible.
Americans have freedom of religion. It's no duty.
You're wrong about goo. Life came from water. By accident? Evolution occurs when organisms need to adapt so they change. (well some) The area of the moon is 37.9 million km. The sun is a lot bigger than that.
Explain how god is real. Atheist- 1 Christian-0
SacredDestruction 4 months ago
@SacredDestruction Wow... wow... I don't even... You're a complete retard Sir. Even die hard creationists have more brains than you. This is a satire on anti-science people, and you are anti-comic. I can't even comprehend it, how can anyone miss the point. As for God, you can just learn a little bit of philosophy. Or math, like here /watch?v=feK5EX63I9c and here /watch?v=T-UK3bcNUgs
GompCelticPL 4 months ago
@GompCelticPL Irony. Stop rejecting facts, retarded sir :3
SacredDestruction 4 months ago
@SacredDestruction iz a joke
TheRockof90s 4 months ago
hahahaha you are hilarious.
marath1959 4 months ago
@TheShatPants
People eat in the bible.
Eating doesn't exist.......
sega31098 4 months ago
you have eyes
but
do you have brain every human have a lie
i think your IQ is lower than a preschooler
gallet111 4 months ago
"The moon is almost as big as the sun"..."Gravitiest"... This guy seems very uneducated... and being uneducated is not your best argument.
ENViOUS1z 4 months ago
@ENViOUS1z u do realise hes being sarcastic right?
mrcool9191 4 months ago in playlist Comedy (best of)
God given right LOL. Just like a god "to give different people in different Countries different numbers of different rights" - George, we miss you!
pumpstations 4 months ago
Science is not wrong, "Scientists are wrong"!!!
MissKatRob 4 months ago
@MissKatRob lol wow scientists are wrong? that's why we have computer, airplanes, medicine, fMRI, brain scanners, cars etc... i can go on forever lol really?
Atheist603 4 months ago
@Atheist603 not all scientists of course! Just the ones who say things that are wrong. I just didnt like how he was saying that "SCIENCE" is wrong! Science cant be wrong! Its how its interpreted!
MissKatRob 4 months ago
@MissKatRob just the ones who say things are wrong? like who? which scientist? it seems like your referring to a particular scientist
Atheist603 4 months ago
@Atheist603 no not a particular scientist. If you think no scientist has ever said anything wrong or believed anything wrong and tried to convince the world about it, than you are very wrong! no offense! For example, all those so called transitional fossils in the musiums are fake, and they make no secret about it! They just say "we havnt found the real ones yet". Well no wonder they havnt been found. They dont exist. Just go and look up some videos on why evo is wrong and you will find plenty!!
MissKatRob 4 months ago
transitional fossil are wrong? seriously why would scientist lie about fossil,..science isn't about proving a theory right, but it's about proving a theory wrong by testing it over and over again as new evidence comes. on the other hand the muslim scientists bring their religion first and the science comes second. Plus even if we didn't have transitional fossil evolution would still have more than enough evidence, hell,..biology wouldn't make sense with evolution r u saying that bio is wrong?
Atheist603 4 months ago
This guy is a troll right?
MrCanyounot 4 months ago 30
@MrCanyounot A troll like no other.
MaxBirtle 3 months ago
@MrCanyounot i really hope so, otherwise i give up on humanity
meyaylol 3 months ago
Humans have no business even troubling themselves with thought. The God of Abraham clearly states in the Holy Scriptures to Adam and Eve: "Do not eat of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil!" So just trust in God; he will look after everything for you and do all the thinking for you . . . just believe and STOP THINKING SO MUCH !
Avalon400 5 months ago
dumb :D
amilagmail 5 months ago
when he was talking about the sun not being a star it reminded me of this fact I heard.
Only 55% of all Americans know the sun is a star.
When I think I found example #1, JK I know its satire
gradsssara 5 months ago
people. it's called satire lol
javonne 5 months ago
I was a bit slow, but when he goes,"...look (*points to his eyes*) and think (*puts his hand on his heart*)", that's when I caught on.
MarsNova 5 months ago
It's kind of heartening to know atheists can be dumb enough to fall for a joke. It's a burden to have to think for everybody and pretty tiring too. I say let the dumb people take the job for a while and see how they like it.
fdasherv 5 months ago
To all atheist watching this video the man is joking! Look at his channel "ITS A JOKE"
DSRvmv111 5 months ago
This may convince a two year old, actually that maybe your aim you look like a pedophile hahahaha. Fuck you and your god.
corganite1982 5 months ago
@corganite1982
This is satire, you couldn't tell that from watching the video?
mdma4life 5 months ago
@mdma4life I can't tell any more lol.
corganite1982 5 months ago
your a fuckhead
corganite1982 5 months ago
I have a question for christian people ,,,if there is a god he causes suffering in the world but satan is evil however he is the one who punishes the bad people. Im not making fun or saying i worship the devil. Im serious .what are your viewpoints on this?
Eddtastic100 5 months ago
0:12 , 3:30 common sense? /watch?v=60uJ7sOx_1A . ignore facts. is this a satire? please say yes, PLEASE, i hope it is
joe3123 5 months ago
@joe3123 It's definitely a satire. You've just stumbled upon one of the greatest comedians on YouTube (Go to his channel page).
ianmathwiz7 5 months ago
i have never in my life seen someone so stupid i actually feel like i want to kill this guy, i mean come on dood other starts are small and ours is the biggest :/ WOW its called distance in space man get with the program science has proved so much more than religion and god in so many ways i cant even count SERIOUSLY. religion has proved nothing but something called "JUST HAVE FAITH" that's like saying i hope i win the lotto or another words i hope heavens real, 1 and a million chances. FUCK YOU
swaggais1 5 months ago
@swaggais1 you dont get that its a joke do you? hes an atheist
KingADuhYeti 5 months ago