Pokemon are EVIL

[HemmHon]

I know Picachoo is not evil, he saved my mom from a burning building.

[UndeadLemons]

I'm agnostic so.... Gotta catch um all :D

[UberCamm]

Ya can't judge all religion because of this, that's just as bad as this! But this guy, yeah, he's fucking bonkers.

[dragom2009]

that dude, don´t understand his own book, that guy is supost to be a leader and instead he is fucking up his followers, people that´s is not because he is christian, that is because he is fanatic and know he is sick, and the name of the disease is psykosis, when you see message our od everything

[MadnessJuan]

Is this guy trollin?

[roadflare]

Last time I checked people who own Pokemon cards don't own guns

[edwinelmejor08]

bullshit

[ironmantis25]

facepalm

[StefanoDarkWolf]

bando de crentes fanaticos e ignorantes que não tem mais assunto em seus cultinhos e agora começam a chamar tudo que temos de melhor no mundo de satanico!!! bando de retardados que sofreram lavagem cerebral e querem fazer isto com você!!!

[yummymummy1981]

I LOVE how children are apparently SO retarded they can't tell the difference between reality and make believe, Also correct me if Im wrong, but D&D is generally played by geeks (I should know I AM one) and I have NEVER heard of gangs of geeks running around on killing sprees simply because the game told them to.

[Fitzyex]

Look if you could learn to cast spells from playing pokemon I'd be friggin Dumbledore..

[Fordragon]

2:21 "What the fuck is this bullshit...?"

[TheGreatMando64]

It is just so funny hearing a preacher say "Pokemon"

[GmxTrey]

I'm a Christian, but this is ridiculous. People like him make us look worse than we already look to others.

[xXJacobBuckXx]

Pokémon! Must go! Must buy! 

[NeoBalkanacMan]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH xD.I can't believe that people are actually siting and listening to this man with out laughing there asses off.They are siting and eating up every word this Nutcase serves them.

[1234necron]

The devel must have created Pokemon so I am Evel as hilter that make sence just because he doesn't see the real message behind Pokemon which is friendship so my little pony is Evel to and created by the devel ok this is why I hate religon. But don't get me wrong I believe in god and all that and I go to church but I have never to stop loving Pokemon or yugiho or stuff like that.

[mcglubski]

lmao hilarious. when he said kids pull out their 45s i nearly died laughing

[nathow111]

@mcglubski Me too!

So according to this person it's more normal for the average child to have regular access to a gun than it is for them to play videogames?

[Jlr4128]

wow this man is freaking insane.

[BozzyTheCat]

What I got from this video:

This guy is an ignorant asshole and Jigglypuff is satan.

[Sonicsblue42]

I'm a Christian and I still think this is a load of shit it's a fukin game go find some thing else to bitch about

[penguinlord76]

Nigga is Trippin'.

[wizzrobe301]

LOL this is so fucking hilarious, yet my opinion of religion lowers just that little bit more when I watch shit like this.

[tompatrikc]

Holy shit is there a single American Christianity video that doesn't lower my opinion of Americans? "A kid stabbed another kid over for pokemon cards"... That's just plain stupidity probably passed on by his parents.. Maybe they should find out how they let their youth become so fucking brain dead instead of blaming fairytale characters FFS When people are in my face about religion it just makes me dislike religion that little bit more

[Sonicdaevil]

Jigglypuff is so Evil...

[cljoe35]

"people kill each other over Pokemon cards."

Well guess what bonehead people kill each other over religion too!

[catlove06]

Jigglypuff is the devil XD

[MasterTenblades]

O_o... really? it's just a game <.<... 

[themike9221]

Personally, I'd love to have a pokemon battle with Satan.

[SeriousBlack2]

rofl i love it when he says pokemon is devil while showing a picture of a cute jigglypuff, XD! what an idiot!

[YouDuck2345]

1:44 - Jigglypuff.

Juuuuust look at it. LOOK AT IT.

Pure evil. It's those eyes, I'm convinced.

[mrqsandas]

Of course Pokemon make you join gangs. I joined Team Rocket years ago! =P

[FatesWishes]

that guys is just jelly of my 3 charizard cards! JUST STOP!!!

[dflowers30]

I grew up on Pokemon and Im completely normal

[adNauseum100]

This is ridiculous. I love how he's talking about the "evil" devil while showing a picture of cute little Jigglypuff. I just want to give Jiggly a hug. And I'm pretty sure the number of people in gangs that play Pokemon is miniscule, they probably make fun of people at that age that still play Pokemon. Oh, and 2:28 - 2:33 is just a beautiful piece of unintentional irony.

[Gobusgoble]

@adNauseum100 damn i cant believe i missed that irony on the first time through. thats great

[animehobo]

This isn't religion's fault. This is a man using Christianity to (in his mind) to justify his prejudice.

[TheHAMMER91]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel all powerful now that pokemon has taught me how to control demons :3

[tehzoh]

WELL GOD IS JUST JELLY OF MY POKECARDS THEN

[P6jth3k1n9]

What's even worse are the fucking dumb sack of shit morons bobbing their heads up and down like oblivious brainwashed mopfucks in agreement. I swear... Nothing pisses me off more than the fact that I can't DO ANYTHING about this. I can't go through the screen and slap some sense into that jumbo sized blonde cunt at 1:20...

[makener16]

I've played a ton of Pokemon and I don't have any magic powers yet :/

[cljoe35]

That son of a bitch!

[ABleakFuture]

So if I get a Master's Degree, does that make me a witch?

[Cosmicwafflle]

Fuck this guy, hes probably never even had the joy of playing the handheld games. Just because you say its satanic doesnt mean shit, i could say his suit is possessed for having the color black on it. Seriously wtf are these fundamentalist bastards gonna come up with next??!

[TIER3Dubstep]

"Pokemon world is the world of the demonic."

Christians sure have a way of twisting things........

[fatjake17]

@TIER3Dubstep believe me this guy is no christian... i am a christian and please dont get Christians and religious fanatics mixed up christians accept everything and dont judge like jesus did but this man i just religious and ignorant :D again please try not to confuse the two:)

[mastermind42ful]

I can imagine it now:

My name is Youngster Joey.

You made my Rattata faint.

Prepare to die.

[sompret]

This fucking idiot is the reason why our hero in Binding of Isaac keeps getting chased by his brainwashed mother.

[oOHunterishXx]

"POKEMON PARAPHERNALIA"

[offdutyjie]

Hahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahah­ahaahhahahhahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaaha

Ohh boy. This guy knows the good stuff! Some people needa chill. Pokemon, witchcraft? And a relation along with Satan hahaha. Oh boy... I think this guy needs to go back to school hahaha.

[spartan11720011]

i asked my church's pastor and he said wait for it, wait for it and here it is: "No"

[locutus94]

Yeah... all those Dungeons and Dragons nerds are gang bangers, aren't they? JESUS CHRIST, people like these are the very reason I laugh at relgion so much... I'ts like an everlasting Republican Primary :D

[mrqsandas]

I... Can't.... stop.... laughing.... XD This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time XD

[hellsgod619619]

so by this:

Rock + Metal + Games (video, bored, etc.) + TV + the good stuff in life = 666

ok im fine with going hell if it means i can have all of that :D (like this if ill be seeing you in hell :) )

[DrewskiLessThanThree]

@hellsgod619619 wat hell?

[SoxxOnTroxx]

This guy knows nothing....nuff said :D

[mattsmasher0000]

The real people who should go to hell are the parents who let their children have guns. Not the children themselves~

[SelsiumCarpellium486]

well...im goin to hell

[SelsiumCarpellium486]

well.....im goin to hell

[KnightHsilgne]

Should I like the video because it's funny or dislike it because Pokémon is awesome?

[TheFerricoxide]

@KnightHsilgne Like it so more people see it!

[DraculHemming]

Wow... talk about stupidity.

[Bandgeek440]

...... People actually believe this. Religion ruins our nation's youth.....

[RocMan209]

@Bandgeek440 lol this is olddd



[xxkeichii]

I'm a very religious person and I used to love Pokemon. But you people need to realize they were made in Japan, where people don't pull the religion card on every single damned thing that rolls around in Pop Culture.

[AssHat014]

I can understand if you claim that it's just a genius marketing scheme directed at kids (wich is true but i love pokemon) but claiming that its made by demon worshipers.

[gowusu86]

Pokemon is not evil

[XxMastermonk6xX]

Now brb, lemme play some Pokemon. Mew is almost lvl 99 (:

[XxMastermonk6xX]

"The kids will pull out their 45. and pump their friend full of bullets and think that they can just turn a machine off and their friend will get back up and they can shoot 'em again!" Do you really think humans are this dumb? Do you really believe that we shoot people in real life on a regular basis? You sir, obviously have not played, experience, or have had any kind of contact with these things.

[Coopa826]

our kids go out in gangs and kill each other!

Man i remember the good ol days.

We, the Squirtle Gang, totally owned those nigga jigglypuff gangs

[rockerravers]

Man, they dont let anything fun happen.

[martinw1200]

All your soul are belong to us.

[cff121]

Ah, the modern day fear pimps...

[HiGhFiVeMyFaCe]

retard... if there is a demonic child game its bakugon that shit is fukd up

[knoxianpanda]

Cool story bro. I'm going to go back to playing Pokemon Emerald, k thx bai. I'm agnostic. :D

[GiantDemonRobotSquid]

1:42 Watch the Face of the Devil! See it and weep! Muhahahaha!

[sbaster]

i love how the people in the public are like, ''are you kidding?''

[xdavidxgrovesx]

Yes, just like he said: at 2:01 I am used to killing other people. It was just an acquired taste though...

[TAIWANESESTANLEY]

You play pokemon and you can cast spell? Cool story, bro.

[spikegilfer1997]

BPL sent me

[spikegilfer1997]

wow this guy is why people think all sermon's are the stereotypical image in your mind of a redneck afraid of everything for it is the devil

[HybridGamerUK]

Witchcraft!? DAMN! Does that mean I'm a Wizard!?

[crazymonful]

"They will channel the energy" Brb playing a shit ton more Pokemon

[dvdylan]

lol

[sukira21]

Hmm...sounds like everyone is going to hell.

[khakivideos]

Is it bad that I find this incredibly hilarious?

[Akirajay38]

What the hell do religious people smoke? First it's a zombie messiah that can walk on water and now its a cartoon that makes children evil.....wow! whats next? are they going to try and tell me my president is a socialist hitler cause he wants to give kids healthcare? Or maybe religious people are just going to stick a probe up womens vaginas as punishment for being independent and careful when it comes to sex...give me a break. this is why i'm an atheist, the logic they follow makes no sense.

[darckrider9]

Can't distinguish between fantasy and reality?.....It is called using your parenting intuition. Sheesh...Use your own damn thinking to educate your children between fantasy and reality.

[vul4ak]

Who the eff lets people like him speak?

[makener16]

@darknectar18 please don't discriminate on christians us roman catholics aren't like this

[rjacksonlewis341]

@makener16 yeah i know all christians arnt like that but this guy is retarded

[2point7etc]

I must not have played enough Pokémon as a kid because I don't have super powers now =(

[Darknectar18]

I think its the Christians who can't distinguish between fantasy and reality...

[packets1]

Meanwhile in Rick Santorum's America

[jamezsez]

LOL wtf?!

[cristiansan100]

this guy needs some weed :)))

[oozrenn]

jesus fucking christ :l

[Bloodtoker]

2:00. POKEMON DO NOT USE GUNS YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS RETARDED FAGGOT QUEER CHILD MOLESTING ANTI-AMERICANIZED WAR MONGER. That is all.

[Bloodtoker]

I was the #5 Pokemon master. I almost got there...

[Kenppachi]

"Satan takes it seriously" - He has every Pokemon game.

[CheshireCat478]

This guy must be a professional troll

[TheMGIvideos]

WHAAAAAAA??? 2:59

[TheMGIvideos]

Satanic is gonna be my foot up his ass.

[TheSamurai712]

The fuck...

[singgirl15]

I can't go to heaven because I watch(ed) Pokemon? Cool. I don't think Jesus hates me for that.

[kgloves11]

its really a evil name look up at google

Thumbs up so people can see

[patriotails]

@kgloves11 I thumbed down so people cant see.

[TheMGIvideos]

@kgloves11 Pocket monsters is a evil name?

[DiggyTurbo]

@kgloves11 i'm with you

[MuonRay]

I would actually pay to see this guy and Bill Cosby on a televised debate.

Cosby: "Hey Kids, what do you like to play?"

Audience: "Pokemon!"

Cosby: "POKEMAN!!! With the poke and the man, and the thing with the guy comes out and says aggh aggh aggh...."

Preacher Guy: "Ohh Lord My God, save us from the bulbous yellow toenails of the demons from the Dark Realm, The Pokemon- these reclusive monsters that tempt my pockets..."

and so on.

[Kingdude9000]

You know the main reason why I think these people hate pokemon is that they use evolution...

[Sp4ceInv4der]

if you pump your friend full of bullets what machine do you turn off to reset it

[mindeater101]

I don't think we should be joking about this. Once I burned someone to death by shouting "Charizard, use flamethrower!"

[dazstar]

America FUCK YEAH!

[nowknowthis]

I love it how they equate pokemon and DnD with gang violence. Psssh. Nerds can't be gang memebers they would be shot the minute they mentioned either of those things. lol

[naycck]

real ? you can find nothing to preach about but this t? this is rediculus sorry for my spelling

[disciple2288]

can you imagine being one of those kids who's parents came home from this shit and took all their pokemon cards and shit.... feel bad for em

[toalazlo6]

RETARD ALERT! RETARD ALERT!

[SleepingDragon1st]

I'ma be spending my eternity as a POKEMON MASTER!

The best there ever was!

[LatencyProblem]

The kids that are killing other kids for games are retards...and so is this pastor

[itzRafaaa]

Can we try to equilibrate the Like/Dislike bar?

This way we can solve @marineboy090 's problem.

[321uchiha456]

Pff idiot...

[fatjake17]

i cannot stress how much i want to kill this man, and yes mewtwo told me to :(

[TheMGIvideos]

@fatjake17 If you kill him, i will give you the Articuno card...

[Vehementi]

What a pika-prick.

Pokemon is FICTION!

He's talking about Satan as if he's real, so I doubt he understands what FICTION actually means...

[Vehementi]

@Vehementi "But they're so into this make believe world that can't distinguis between fantasy and reality..."

Haha, how fucking ironic.

Satan and God and all that fantastical shit.

[skidude9800]

Is this guy for real? He has clearly never seen the show. There are no "magic powers" or "channeling" involved. The trainers just tell the Pokemon what to do, and they do it. It's people like this that gave/give Christianity a bad rap.

[ImmaVejituh]

ffs

[mediumraah]

Video is 3:33 in length only half evil

[Nixa3agle]

This is exactly why I'm not religious...

[Bishikipu]

I WANT TO CONTROL DEMONS.

Lol jk, They don't exist.

[GhandiBondage]

actually, we shouldn't make jokes guys. this is all true. but every time you try to cast a spell in real life professor oak comes out and says "this isn't the time to use that!"

[GhandiBondage]

Hey where the fuck are my evil witch powers nintendo? granted I havent beaten red yet, but i should get something for the elite four.

[TheBlackfoxy]

lol, just a video, but, what about the new cartoons, two genuis sister experiments on their little brother, and also another one that anything noraml day thing, like rock-papper-siscors is pure evil, cause it summon demons. and he is complaining about pokemon? really? lol

[kakarotoarjona92]

I cant believe this guys are arguing about a god damn cartoon!! God must be freaking emberresed of the people that "represent" HIM. OMG PEOPLE ARE JUST STUPID

[Rakalt]

i hope this guy is infertile.. that would be a sign that there is a god.

[ErDeM858]

Can some one kill this guy? Thanks

[53knights]

hey u guys, i once heard about the deadliest bloods vs crypt gang fight ever. apparently it started over a stolen blastoise card

[Vaporwings]

@53knights naw, maybe if was a snorlax... but blastoise? i have a hard time believing that

[Queentallicamaiden]

@53knights bloods and crips are a bunch of faggots, they arent gangsters they are just a bunch of low life goofs

[SH10JogaBonito]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA RELIGION IS CRAZY

[MuonRay]

This guy clearly never captured Mewtwo.

[willofthewater]

@MuonRay this shit deserves top comment xD

[drerytz]

I'm afraid he will go to hell for irreverently putting his water glass on the holy cross- that's an even bigger sin than pokemon ;)

[Morgoth714]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA.

[mattjamesguidry]

POKEMON IS EVIL!!! XD ROTFLMFAO!!!!

[DiggyTurbo]

I'm making this a statement to everyone WHAT IS HOLY IN POKEMON

[DiggyTurbo]

@Trygve12345678987654 Well isn't that sad

[DiggyTurbo]

I'm saved by one of these guys,and why are you all defending pokemon seriously I think the Alpha and Omega is agreeing with me, No wonder the economy is so low, dang i'm thirteen and i already know what's right

[dragonlatyven]

@DiggyTurbo Or you're just blind by religion.

[DiggyTurbo]

@dragonlatyven No I just follow religion, how many christians are there oh, over 2 million (or billion) I really don't care if I don't have to play it, it doesn't bother me not playing it anyways I have more important things to do

[RBkidd510]

Oh my god he is so right.

I mean I can't even tell whats real life and whats pokemon anymore...sometimes I mistake a friend for a jigglypuff and I pull out my .45 and pump my friend with bullets, cause I always think they'll still be there...

Ugh, hes so right, the devil has taken over me and ruined me! PLEASE FATHER SAVE ME FROM FREE THOUGHT AND FILL ME WITH YOUR GLORIOUS LOVE OF DESTROYING FUN THINGS

[antievil777]

He is just like Josue Yrion, another idiot talking like this about Pokemon.

[mhart9055]

Because ass hole i keep them in my pocket for imagination its not like im a demon child or something

[Kayyyleb]

Proof of the idiotic nature of religion.

[HenryClayTalleyrand]

Pika pika?

[Kenny2k08]

Is this guy serious right now? Please tell me he isn't serious... Over a billion people sit here and listen to shit like this and maintain a straight face? Hahahaha

[XChaozDarkX]

LOL Meet Jack Thompson father "The Hater Of Video Games"

[DarkSanctuaryMawile]

I wonder what he'd say about Persona...

[ratsvadumee]

lmao i played halo at the age of 5 i geuss that means im going to go out and run some one over with a car becuase i think its a worthog

[42Omidnitetoker]

so stupid.. i remember when people were trying to push this nonesense

[Alesandros356]

so this is an april fool in america? right?