Michael Jackass (Suicide Diving)

[Drizzleize]

is this really jackass? Seems European What, with the whole not knowing anything about michael jackson. Why would he be taking on african features?

[mrNormal707]

0:43 samuuuuuuuuuuuu

[romeosafadi]

I really dont get how he's impersonating michael jackson...

[TomFrankSurfs]

In general go fuck yourself, that's the first thing that comes to mind after seeing this video.

[Cheesetasetsgood]

lol 290 likes 290 dislikes...........so 50/50?

[0Pie0]

289 dislikes? how can u dislike this its fooking funny as. Bo selecta keeping MJ cool.

[thenoti1]

this is nothing...waste of time and oxigene

[jspesh]

caroline flack is so hot

[Zachattack937]

lol



[TheDreamMechanic]

:43 = Win.

[WithinTheVision]

I love this!

[tehsuperwaffle]

LMFAO!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!

[MrAmazingfish]

you are not funny get a life u ass

[eljaco88]

Michael Jackson. Lets go back 2 years:

All the papers hated him, calling him a paedophile and a rapist, and he should die, and when he did, they flipped the coin and hes a hero, genius, shouldn't have died, this is how two-faced the fucking media is these days, and people on Youtube who make videos on how much they missed them, hell, i bet they told Michael Jackson jokes all the time, two-faced pricks

This video is hilarious by the way, i love BO' selecta

[saltyshoelace]

Keep the likes and dislikes even.

[bleeatch]

racist limeys

[dudertron1]

aaah float like ah rubbeh dingeh XD

[972djones]

wat the fuck stop fuckin makin fun uv micheal jackson lil bitches

[YesWhatBoutIt]

@972djones ?? wtf are you talking bout?? everyone make fun of all celebriting and this was made wayy before his death

[steveosk8er2]

@972djones hey dumbass check the date on the movie...

by the way.... way to spell "of" wrong... uv? nice

[MrPokemonPenguin]

it looks like the place where mr.bean jumped ... in the episode

[LB10671]

ITs weird how Micheal Jackson was a child molester when he was alive but after he died he was a legend.

I dont know who is more mixed up, Mj or the rest of the world.

[dmyhk]

lol mj 0:03

[Lortagreb]

the canned laughs are retarded

[syncstation]

I thought there was suicide in there. I wanted to see that cunt die in the most gruesome, painful and slowest way possible. Fuck that shit and fuck that guy and everyone he's ever known.

[phillie345]

my god, looks soo fake...

[ipissed]

i hope they disinfected that girl after that douchebag got so near her

[BlueRoseRocketBand2]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[robbie0507]

Bo Selecta

[MrChannel5100]

lol

[XCWDrake]

wots wit his mouth?

[metalboyX7X]

ha...ha..hahh.....

[englishtoarab]

hes a dumbass

[judaspriest64]

If you think its so unfunny why did you bother watching it :S fuckin wierdo's!!

[Galaxxiaa]

fuxxing azzhole! have u nothing to do with your stinky life!!!

NOOB

Mj forever

[EndorphinXwreslting]

@Galaxxiaa did you noticed that this video was made like 4 years before the death of mj ASSHOLE

[Galaxxiaa]

@EndorphinXwreslting STFU bich

[EndorphinXwreslting]

@Galaxxiaa oooh! omg how mature ... im a big fan of michael and i will never stop doing it , but you just have to realize that he is gone , yes the king is gone , stop being a fucked up growed baby .

[Galaxxiaa]

@EndorphinXwreslting yea right you´re an mj fan i don´t belive u, becasue if u was an fan u would´nt think this was funny bich

[EndorphinXwreslting]

@Galaxxiaa i take my life with humor and things like this are funny too me , i asumed that mj is dead now , im not a fucking EMO fan like you that crys every night couse u remember he is dead asshole

[Galaxxiaa]

@EndorphinXwreslting okay so u think this is funny??? how old r u, i would guess 3??

and do u wanna know if I crying all night???

well maybe I do but I´m not a fucking fake fan, that goes and tell ppl that u like mj and then u laugh when ppl make fun of him!

maybe you´re ashamed?

here´s a advice for u:

choose side- mj-lovers, or mj-haters

fucking bich

[EndorphinXwreslting]

@Galaxxiaa now do you understand the stupid stuff you are saying , im a mj fan and i dont care about your stupid complements , this fucking video was made in 2007 and i saw it back then asshole , i can laugh if i want couse im not an asshole like you that cant even watch a parody of mj without crying , so go fuck your self u fucking baby

[Galaxxiaa]

@EndorphinXwreslting that´s was really mature of u bich

sure u can laugh if u want i don´t care about u, but don´t came her tell me what 2 do, because If I don´t wanna laugh at mj, u don´t need to call me a asshol

fucking bich go and suck your dads d!ck

[EndorphinXwreslting]

@Galaxxiaa hahaha and you talk to me about being mature lol u have no fucking life , i bet everything in your bedroom has a mj pic on it lol , go fuck yourself stupid nolifer .

about being mature : ''fucking bich go and suck your dads d!ck'' lol you are the most mature person ive seen hahahaha now go suck ur moms dick :)

[Galaxxiaa]

@EndorphinXwreslting u know little baby, you´re just a fucking bich with no life, who just looking for someone to fight with!!

I can say what I want without u comming here and calling me things, when it´s u that is a fucking nolifer!

I bet everything in your bedroom has a d!ck on it LMFAO

I can have my own opinion and u don´t need to call me bich/asshole when I´m saying what I think okay?

now go and suck your own d!ck =)

[EndorphinXwreslting]

@Galaxxiaa lol and you are calling urself mature? and telling me i wanna fight?.. who started replying the other asshole , all this shit was started by you , and no i dont have things with dicks , they have your mom's playboy picture dickhead , go suck you your own dick .. oh no wait... u cant ... couse you dont have one :)

[Galaxxiaa]

@EndorphinXwreslting it was u that started this thing, I replied to this video what I thought about it! and u reaply to mine comment that I was an asshole so why can´t u just leave ppl alone that don´t have the same opinion as u FUCKING ASSHOLE!

are u sure your things don´t have YOUR own playboy pictures on it?? :)

[YesWhatBoutIt]

@EndorphinXwreslting There something with your comment you want to know what it is @Galaxxiaa was talking to the owner of the video not you and you reply saying he was the dumbass so actually you started the fight @Galaxxiaa was just defending himself cause you called him a dumbass so either come up with better lies or get the fact straight and who care if you laughed at this or not i didn't and im not a mj fan so good bye

[MW2GlItChAa]

@Galaxxiaa says the guy who cant even spell bitch

[Galaxxiaa]

@MW2GlItChAa ohh srry I missed an t, is´nt that the worst thing that could happend to this earth? =)

[MW2GlItChAa]

@Galaxxiaa lol

[Galaxxiaa]

@MW2GlItChAa ;)

[greekhottie8080]

that....wasn't funny

[Rassamdul]

dude,,, you failed... go get a job

[AndrewDangerously]

Really, really unfunny.

[Idiotcorrector]

Then why the hell did you watch it?

[AndrewDangerously]

How would I know it would be so unfunny if I didn't watch it?

[Eskimo50]

Y'all know what I'm sayin' right?

[ktalent08]

LMFAO

[NuclearPuppy]

god damn right we got the equipment!

[MrValdee]

okey okey :D

[ALANcR1980]

lol suicide , good ridence..

[MrValdee]

Fuck you! MJ was the greatest in the whole world! Bitch!

[Steaksngainers]

relax, we know we know, he was the greatest, we've heard it before.

keep your fuck you's to yourself, you're obviously too sensitive to be commenting on public video's.

furthermore, this is America, and Americans have the right to make fun of dead pop-stars, no matter who gets poopy-pants about it.

[1C7Z3H5X]

greatest what mr VD?

[MrValdee]

he was a king of pop man! , So think about what I meant ;D

[1C7Z3H5X]

king of poppin little boys cherries...if thats something good then color me badd

[0oGambleo0]

@MrValdee ur only sayin that cause he molested u and paid u...

[MrValdee]

maybe, maybe not.... ;D

[0oGambleo0]

@MrValdee lol :D

[ImOneBadMuthaFucka]

Im stoned as hell and watching that shit was mad funny :)

[ba02ley1980]

Stop making fun of MJ - Shamone you all!

[mattmorris7326]

epic fail

[Meth069]

mj is nofing short of a pathetic child malestor

[Rexanoz]

dude he never malestored any kid

[Ueberlegsdir2mal]

fuck off you loser, dont try to make fun of mj, the only fun you are making of is yourself you dumb sucker

[BeCAUSEBExx]

"I float like a rubba dinggy SHAMONE!!" XD best line ever!

[Evildante1]

what kind of people like this video????u are freaks!!no sense of humur at all!!

[ZACHTHEKINGCCROYLE]

tht was b4 he died and micheal jackson was a terrblie singer anyways

[Evildante1]

i dont care about michael jacson,,his death,,his singing ability or smthing else...i never listened to him...i dont know if he is good at what he did,,...

I JUST SAY,,,,there is NO humur in this video!!

whether is for michael jackson or somenone else...!

[dearagony13]

Then you might wanna take your head out of your ass.

[Evildante1]

hahahahahahah!!!

u people are weird!! :-PPP

[neoman121]

hahaha. that was funny :)

[BGthedrummer]

if only the real micheal jackson was like him lol!!

hahaha

[kylian272]

pwnage

[ndiddy14]

RIP

[paulj8c88]

dumb muthu fucker jajaja

[blackheels]

FUCKING LAME.

[SPOOKSTR]

Who is this Jackass?

[BluDevil93]

"You gonna die! That's right you gonna die!"

That line just cracks me up for no apparent reason xD

[0MinusTouch0]

Shamoah MOTHA FUCKA! LOL

[MrMarshmallow360]

ummm...okayy

[mantaishere]

Can't wait for the 1 hour special coming later in the year.

[bencokayne]

i few like a rubber dingee, chamone! lmao

[djrandy69er]

FLOAT you retard! not few!

[bencokayne]

yeh float like ur mumma dont when she sinks bruv.

[djrandy69er]

yeah.....bruv!

[13LetterAlphabet]

he said flew not few

[LilBowser123]

FUCKING FUNNY :D i liked this

[LilBowser123]

Shamoo MOTHAFUCKA

[0114owl1867]

class class class i love this its the dogs nachos, hee heeeeeee ha ha

[ArtyomShipoff]

fucking idiot

[WorthingStProjects]

For all you fucking retards who say this is mean and cruel, THIS CLIP FROM BO SELECTA WAS MADE IN 2002 YOU FUCKING GODDAMN RE-FUCKS!!! Way before MJ died. And learn to have a sense of humour for fuck's sake will you, why are you watching it if you don't like it?

[Ibrahimovic1919]

I think its funny how NO1 listened to MJ when he was alive (some did but not that much ) , everyone was accusing him of "playing" with children

and when he dies the mans a hero, inspiration, etc .... that just goed to show you how fk'd up some ppl are ..

[wackosandro5]

Not everyone thinks he's a hero or inspiration. He did "play" with children, imo, and he's still a sick ****. Even while dead.

[Ibrahimovic1919]

thats what im saying ALMOST everyone said he was a rapist this and that and when he dies everyones like ohhhhhh he was a great person :P

[ToxicScott87]

mhmmm theyre hypocrites

The same happened with Jade Goody too

and it'll probably happen with other celebrities that die in the future that everyone doesnt like

[Ollievarium]

Maybe folk just felt bad for being such dicks to him when he was alive and then he goes and dies at 50, it's possible eh?

[rufio2never]

He didnt become a hero when he died because he was already. He became legos.

[DrMikeysmn]

@Ibrahimovic1919 you should watch michael jackson is dead by jon lajoie

[blehface3000]

@Ibrahimovic1919 but, for the record, he did mess with children

[Ibrahimovic1919]

@blehface3000 I honestly don't give 2 fucks... not an MJ fan , not gonna be since he's died , but thanks for the info i didn't know.

[blehface3000]

@Ibrahimovic1919 oh, you just implied that you liked him, my bad

[Ibrahimovic1919]

@blehface3000

nahh never said that , i just dont like how people are so fake nowadays

[AkiraSieghart]

@Ibrahimovic1919 @Ibrahimovic1919 What the hell are you talking about? "NO1?" Are you ignorant or just stupid? Throughout his just about all of his life, Michael Jackson had millions and millions of fans. He was always an inspiration but not really a hero. And the reason why people suddenly had a change of heart is because, when he died, some people thought, "Hey...maybe making fun a man for false accusations or getting vitiligo because of second and third degree burns isn't really funny..."

[skodakokino]

hahahahhaha he is so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy look how he talk..........

[olracforever]

this is so fuckin funnnnnnnnnnnny hahaha! at the end of the day... this was made whilst michael was happy, alive an well so any sad twats who moan that this is cruel need to sort there heads out an get with the times... bo selecta is OLLLLLLLLD now so this has no offense to the death of the king of pop! all u moaning mj fans who think its cruel... GO CRY A RIVER... its comedy... get used to it... happens to every celebrity.... they all get mocked day in day out! BUILD A BRIDGE AN GET OVER IT!

[fuckorf]

Funny as fuck, anyone who wants to take the piss out of a dead fucking paedophile is fine by me,before or after he's died.....sha-fucking -moan mutha fuckas.

[rockylee2711]

lol somones dumb as fuck the parents admitted that it was made up 3 days after he died

[fuckorf]

What was made up 3 days after he died ?

[Freestylekid95]

this vid was put up in 2007...

[666String]

This was made a long time before he died.

For people with a sense of humor.

Or just sense in general really.

[kerplunk31444]

just because he is dead, does not mean its not funny. twat.

[st123722]

@kerplunk31444  Great point hahaha

[JeffBend]

haha - i remember seeing this on tv first time round.

[nassungcoon1]

fagots.... know one can replace the origional jakass ppl fagots

[YourtubeTV1]

erm its not meant to replace the origional jackass, its took from a sketch show if you actually looked into things before going ahead and saying them....so the only faggot here is you

[tylerjcascella]

i just wanna fuck bubbles in this video she's so fuckin hot bitch motha fucka

[donkey2k008]

you fat lard arse yanks do my nut in! love took take u gay fucking flag wipe my arse with it shit on it piss on it and rub u fuckin batty man presidents head rite in it and i woodnt even have to make him say ' i love my shit and piss stained lard arse gay country!!'

[merpette]

what the fuck do you think you're doing? chill out and go somewhere you can't see them if they annoy you that much. all you're doing here is trolling.

guys, please don't reply to this, this isn't what we think of you in general. this is just a bored idiot.

[onebrandofdemocracy]

I've tapped that bikini-clad chick before.

[zakV69]

im from uk and america more or less use some shows AFTER us.. such as britains got talent.. pop idol.. weakest link.. who wants be a millionaire.. list can go on.. if it wasnt for simon cowell america wud be peppered

[GreenLulz]

yur from the uk and ur a BITCH

[007toft007]

shut up be4 i give u a diet plan u fat cunt

[tomsega]

It's the only show on British TV I can remember seeing that actually has canned laughter (as in, sound effects, not even proper audience), which sort of says it all..

[cupiddstunt]

Im from the UK born and bred and I cant see where the humour is in this absolutely unfunny insult to the intelligence.

Its so sad what some people try to pass off as humour these days, just so unfunny

[onionofdeath]

British humor phases some times

[german416]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[AbsandFCKNMETAL]

You are kidding right?

You need to be british to understand...

[McMolot]

U need to be idiot

[AbsandFCKNMETAL]

*sigh*

Go away you puritan bastard and rot in the pit of your own self-righteous effluent.

And L2Spell while you are at it.

[TitsMcGee1804]

you need to be idiot?

lol, how ironic is the grammar in that sentence?

fucking yanks

[getalife04]

AbsandFCKNMETAL if this is what passes for humor in Britain then no wonder you still kiss the queens ass. You are years behind in everything.

[AbsandFCKNMETAL]

If you had a brain you would realise the monarch is the head of state: opens parliament because she is legally obliged to and does nothing else. All our representatives who have any power are democratically elected. Unfortunately, you fail to realise that the balance of power in the USA is somewhat different... the President is far more powerful than the constitution intended.

So it is you who "kiss ass" as you so eloquently describe it.

Moron.

Don't like it? Don't watch it.

[getalife04]

I wasn't refering to parliament and all that shit it's the fact that you still have a queen like this is the 15th century or something. I am fully aware of how the representatives are democratically elected. I thought that this vid might be something that is funny but as it turns out it is absolutely fucking retarded. So did I mention anything about your entire constitution? NO, I just said that your country always seems to kiss the ass of the wealthy. They are just like everyone else. idiots.

[canihazburger]

Yes we have a monarchy......some of us are damn proud of it. Many other countries do as well.... Its no skin of your back....we could all laught how yanks stand there with their hands on the hearts declaring their love for America like a jumped up, smitten school girl talking about her first boyfriend!....the over dramatics are hilarious but whatever, we're all different in many ways. Its pretty ironic to say we kiss the ass of the rich when the US invented celebrity worship in the first place.

[getalife04]

With the US and the UK being allies I like Europe I have been there a few times and I loved it so I am not meaning to insult everyone, just that one guy lol. I was trying to piss him off, but really though when I went and spent a few weeks in London which traffic is HELL by the way it seemed to me there were alot of liberties to the wealthy that aren't in the US. But actually I don't worship any celebrities lol if you ask me most of them are dumbass crack addicts and drunks.

[ingenaningffs]

years behind in everything? what do u know about that u self centered american asshole, its people like u that makes u the most h8ed country in the world (not saying that every american is that way)

[getalife04]

LMAO ok buddy don't be getting your panties in a wod if you see my comment from less than an hour ago where I said I just told that guy that to piss him off. I don't know or car if we are the most hated but who do other countries come to when they need help? The USA right? Come on I know I am right so you can admit it. I am very proud to be an American I love my country and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

[GreenLulz]

lol stfu u ignorant cock.

[yutufyoursel]

mira que hay peña tarada en este planeta.

[plastic1111]

crap.

[gokce95]

is this hatfield swimming pool?

[jagajava]

Proper bo i tell thee

[LudacrisOWNS]

Its Bo-Selecta You Retards It Takes The Piss Out Of Celebs

[Boba3231]

I cumed...but...I dont know why...human body is very strange

[Feathertailforever]

*Backs away from Boba3231*

[Boba3231]

What's going on? I'm not the only one who cums on weird videos? Tell me. I know I can be scarry.

[temporary1121]

uhhhhh.........

[XoXhorniXoX]

wtf a load of balloackz thes dayz mann

[Gamerayterz]

it was a dummy going in the water!

[kdmq]

LOL!

[afmrahman]

what the fuck is this gayass shit?

[vansbrand]

annoying!

[rockinfireman95]

are they trying to make fun of jackass cause its nothing like that at all

[bartez111]

Err no, Its michael Jackson.

[PWJR16]

that was funny, but it kinda gave it away when as hes landing in the water and getting out of it the bubbles are still on so he didnt actually hurt himself

[zyraf86]

zalosne :( :(

[mazza12566]

reatrt

[YourtubeTV1]

wow 71 thousand views! :D

i never thiough i'd ever get anything like that

oh btw this is my other account before you say you dumbass

[jamiepoultonadult]

Shut up bitch ass niggger

[YourtubeTV1]

tree hugger

[letsstartariot34]

window licker

[Spartan117ofCanada]

carpet muncher

[eXacmaXx]

whoremonger o_O

[Poloxinated]

ass beholder

[alaric12093]

queef sniffer

[Ktechno]

... And u can't controll your anger (: