I don't know why you lost. I would have hired you in a second. You exude enthusiasm and quick witted humor. They don't know what they missed out on man.
You know, Jimmy is such an awful name. I was just thinking about how Fallon and Kimmel are both painfully unfunny, and I noticed their name really sucks too. Good thing Bri didn't win or else I might actually have to watch this late night schlock.
The day Craig Ferguson got a talk show is the day tv without a doubt went to hell. And it's more evidenced by the fact that Jimmy Fallon, one of the lowest-rated (at least in my view) and dumbest SNL stars, got a show too. I mean, Jimmy Kimmel is funny, but Jimmy Fallon's just a twat. Craig Ferguson's an annoying Scotchman. And then there's always that one jackass on late night with glasses (not Letterman). I forget his name.
I actually went to the site and watch this before. It's true you had the most views which is disappointing that you lost. Oh well it would have been a waste of your talents to be on that show anyway - I guess.
Ah man, you shoulda just been yourself if you wanted the spot. It seems like you're dissin' the contest. Had you even been 1/2 as good as your other videos, I'm certain you would've won.
I love it! You probably didn't win because of your sardonic wit; it's brilliant, but they were probably looking for someone who represents the stereotype.
It's good you specified female - sexual congress of recent brings to mind Mark Foley and Larry Craig. :)
I have to agree with Alan8348 - unless you were dumbing it down for Fallon? Even so if you one up Fallon that's his problem - be yourself, you're awesome and express your points well, as you. That's why we subscribe!
Well Bri I can tell you why you didn't win. Jimmy Fallon's audience would find out what actual comedy is like and never come back to Fallon's show, because Fallon fucking sucks! You are a thousand times funnier than Jimmy Fallon will ever be.
Why in the world were you acting so awkward? I guess you were trying to be funny, but it wasn't funny. You should have acted like you do in your normal videos. Might have won then.
I don't know why you lost. I would have hired you in a second. You exude enthusiasm and quick witted humor. They don't know what they missed out on man.
benthemiester 2 years ago
you really got it all figured out huh
shitstains5000 2 years ago
You know, Jimmy is such an awful name. I was just thinking about how Fallon and Kimmel are both painfully unfunny, and I noticed their name really sucks too. Good thing Bri didn't win or else I might actually have to watch this late night schlock.
kreskinkun 2 years ago
i just laughed so freeking hard i farted!
sirnicholson 2 years ago
LOL! Too funny!
RobertMorley70 2 years ago
Okay I guess I am just not that clever because I dont get it.
I do agree with imataxslave though MORE COWBELL!
DrCarstairs 2 years ago
Great job.
GovernorWatts 2 years ago
I'm telling you, you need more cowbell.
imataxslave 2 years ago
Nice one Bri :-) You should win this contest easy.
Jericho874 2 years ago
Too bad he lost :(
UjohnnyG 2 years ago
you would never get hired by JImmy ,your funnier.
ozzyrules66 2 years ago
this is satire, right? :P
HaleyMary 2 years ago
you're not cool. You wore your hat straight. All the cool kids know that only backwards hats are cool!
Sav3TheWorld 2 years ago
NOT TRUE! I wore it tilted slightly to the side, which is how the coolEST kids wear it!
Newsish 2 years ago
Wait is this a joke?
God I'm confused
WyrmPrince 2 years ago
The day Craig Ferguson got a talk show is the day tv without a doubt went to hell. And it's more evidenced by the fact that Jimmy Fallon, one of the lowest-rated (at least in my view) and dumbest SNL stars, got a show too. I mean, Jimmy Kimmel is funny, but Jimmy Fallon's just a twat. Craig Ferguson's an annoying Scotchman. And then there's always that one jackass on late night with glasses (not Letterman). I forget his name.
whoo689 2 years ago
No this is a joke. Fuck Bri you almost got me.
WyrmPrince 2 years ago
terrible just terrible
titanhusker 2 years ago
Bri, I think you were supposed to submit a video of yourself, not one of Jimmy Fallon. Rookie mistake, but hang in there! You'll get it next time!
EdwardHowton 2 years ago
This should have won.
analyzingfunny 2 years ago 2
You entered? Really? Or is this a (good) joke?
Clausfarre 2 years ago
I can't be sure but I think he's making fun of Jimmy Fallon.
MeatFilledPastry 2 years ago
"I think he's making fun of Jimmy Fallon." Or college students.
bsabruzzo 2 years ago
you can do better
kobelones 2 years ago
Damn it! And you buttoned your shirt and tightened your tie and everything!
Very Kaufmanesque. I saw the video twice, and I am still 50 / 50 on whether you went 'high concept' or if you were outright insulting Jimmy Fallon.
clownpenisfart 2 years ago 2
LOL! I can't believe they didn't pick you. Of course, since you're funnier than Fallon that might have been a problem for them. :-)
sachaput 2 years ago 3
I actually went to the site and watch this before. It's true you had the most views which is disappointing that you lost. Oh well it would have been a waste of your talents to be on that show anyway - I guess.
dwbear7 2 years ago
Ah man, you shoulda just been yourself if you wanted the spot. It seems like you're dissin' the contest. Had you even been 1/2 as good as your other videos, I'm certain you would've won.
EcrossH 2 years ago
The people there probably never seen your previous videos so it most likely went over their heads.
Authe 2 years ago
wait, is that an impression of a college guy or a degenerative neural muscular disorder?
jasonsadventure 2 years ago
haha, hilarious video, and so true
indledbap 2 years ago
I love it! You probably didn't win because of your sardonic wit; it's brilliant, but they were probably looking for someone who represents the stereotype.
SmallWorldFilms 2 years ago
hehehe
JacksInn 2 years ago
lofl sorry to hear that u lost but u r still ha bisky i wish that u won
ha bisky upload
kazooga1234 2 years ago
I don't get it.
superdragoncat 2 years ago
jimmy fallon has a funny:unfunny ratio of 5:95.
asphyxiafeeling 2 years ago
Really? I thought it'd be closer to 1:infinity
JacKn1feSugarTrucK 2 years ago
It was funny. However, you left out the side effect; anal bleeding.
SkreetGil 2 years ago
hey you should have let us know before the contest was over! maybe we could have...helped somehow ?
sisforshayla 2 years ago
It's good you specified female - sexual congress of recent brings to mind Mark Foley and Larry Craig. :)
I have to agree with Alan8348 - unless you were dumbing it down for Fallon? Even so if you one up Fallon that's his problem - be yourself, you're awesome and express your points well, as you. That's why we subscribe!
timmmahhhh 2 years ago
As a great thinker of our time, Timbaland, would say... "I like u just the way u are"
librano 2 years ago
He feared you would have stolen the show.
AstoundedAtheist 2 years ago
I would've done the same... 5 stars!
WeAreChangeMelbourne 2 years ago
You lost even though you had the most views? :P
Good stuff, but a little slow.
crimsong19 2 years ago
hahah this is amazing!
eVile14u 2 years ago
Well Bri I can tell you why you didn't win. Jimmy Fallon's audience would find out what actual comedy is like and never come back to Fallon's show, because Fallon fucking sucks! You are a thousand times funnier than Jimmy Fallon will ever be.
reasonintheright 2 years ago
I've never seen his show, but I do remember him from SNL as the guy that couldn't do a scene without laughing on stage. He was pretty unfunny.
h8uall66 2 years ago 3
HAHA cool n_n
very entertaining XD
djlucario99 2 years ago
You should have won.
Is Bri short for Bbrilliant?
notbill9465 2 years ago
Well... brilliant with one less B.
My backspace is dodgy I'm sorry!
notbill9465 2 years ago
You're better off, Bri. You're much funnier than Jimmy Fallon. He's like kryptonite to humor.
SisyphusRedeemed 2 years ago
Why in the world were you acting so awkward? I guess you were trying to be funny, but it wasn't funny. You should have acted like you do in your normal videos. Might have won then.
Alan8348 2 years ago 2
Woosh.
concordat 2 years ago 3
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Authe 2 years ago
Guess they wanted a leggy female not a cool guy.
darktoadthesticky 2 years ago
rofl nice
treasurechip 2 years ago
Hmmm...
Well, uh...
I thought it was nice.
BeRad117 2 years ago
You should have taken your shirt off.
They always go for the one who takes his/her shirt off.
But dont take off the tie. Or the jacket. Just the shirt.
dangerouslytalented 2 years ago 3
Lol, loved the sarcasm
EricBoisen 2 years ago
did you win?
182511419139208 2 years ago
no wonder you didnt win
titanhusker 2 years ago
Wow, you sure are a cool guy!
I would love to party with you sometime!
CorporatistOverlord 2 years ago
sucked
titanhusker 2 years ago