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  • i vote for 1god1jesus

  • @alilsassy2 Well actually you are the idiot. You failed to realize that he is actually an atheist and it's a joke... Crusty the clown and god the musical were good hints...

  • Pfft! Agnosticism is needed, it makes me feel happier than any religion.

  • No where any in the bible is there any hypocracy or stupidy. I don't know why God made Agnostics. Probably to piss us off. Dude. I love you. I love you so much. LOL

  • WTF how does this guy know that Satan has boots? Where is that in the Bible?

  • Leave it to an australian to defend christianity by insulting and profane language lmao what this idiot doesn't realize is agnostics r more honest than theists or atheists because at least they admit the truth ... nobody really knows lmao and fyi the bible is full of hypocrisy and stupidity

  • Nobody nows who will go where. Agnostics are stupid facks, good video. I just won't watch more cause u shout too much. And christianity is not because u fear hell but because u have a savior and u believe the word of God (10 commandm.).

  • You are so immature.

  • I have a question: Why do you have a kolovrat on your shoulder?

  • I'm sorry, but I don't believe that you have at all the correct nature of a true Christian. You preach hate from what I can see, and that is "worse" than being agnostic or Atheist.

  • @bombayman56 it was meant to be a joke ... all of his videos ..>_> ...dont take them seriously

  • @bombayman56 Well duh! I am an agnostic and I'm not offended

  • please give me something interesting and non-unintelligent to watch on you-tube about agnosticism.

    btw, Jesus would probably not be a fond of this guy.

  • angry christians dislike bot ^^

  • Agnostics are the one thing Atheists and Theists agree on. Get off the fucking fence and choose a side. Choose PASTAFARIANISM! Hail the FSM and tomatoey Sauce, full of Beef!

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  • @felixjazzage What philosophical position would that be? Wait till the shit hits the fans, wait for the dust to settle then proceed to stuff your noses straight up the asses of whoever's left standing? You don't get to play because you won't pick a side. You're like Switzerland, neutral, so just shut the fuck up, smile and nod until one side or the other gets eradicated, then jump up and yell "We knew you were right all along!" Fucking hypocrites.

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  • @felixjazzage Far from any religion. I'm the antii religion. I detest it and any one that endorses it. YOU are a piece of shit. Fuck you and the horse you sucked off while you rode in. BITCH!

  • @TheCrimsonification

    Is that the best retort you have? *L*

    Bad troll trolls badly.

  • @felixjazzage Are you fucking retarded, douchefucker? Atheist, born and bred. If anyone's trolling around here, it's you, you fucking reject. Here's a classic retort...an oldie, but a goody. Go fuck yourself.

  • I'm sorry, but does anybody else smell a Troll? Maybe I'm wrong.

  • Your vids are so epic! It's sad how many people don't understand satire.

  • Why don't agnostics choose Jesus? Maybe for the same reason Jews and Muslims don't choose Jesus. Maybe most agnostics lean toward atheism because there is no way to prove who or what God is. Ignostics (not to be confused with agnostics) think you must define what you mean by God because many things in the Bible are absurd and make no sense at all. Maybe many agnostics believe that if there is a God he surely isn't the God of Abrahamic faiths. That God makes no sense. That's my explanation.

  • @4squaredby4times4 I agree. I'm not repulsed by the idea of a 'heavenly father'. I'm convinced there is no afterlife. I'm also convinced that no 'supreme being' meddled in our evolution or human history. That doesn't mean a wise benevolent being (or beings) exists somewhere in or outside the cosmos. I'm certain that humanity is not the greatest possible life form. We're not that bad and we are constantly at each other's throats. Nonetheless, Hawking thinks we'll have trouble with aliens too...

  • God made Agnostics to piss you off... I guess, God doesn't like you.

  • god is fake prove it.

  • Joke or not, this guy is a boring imbecile.

  • @purpleminnow He had one video that wasn't a complete waste of time. He proved god's existence by burning a bush. All the others are just incoherent and profane diatribes against Christianity. Agnosticism can sometimes be over simplified. Some agnostics simply don't feel the god concept is meaningful. Say a very powerful being does exist and is capable of altering the space time continuum and has an interest in our species and desires to help etc. There just isn't the evidence to demonstrate it.

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  • Ever Heard of turning the other cheek?.

    FFS

  • oh my GOD, you are so intimidating .... i'm SARCASTICS !!!!!

  • @Kayleesawsomr IoI it's satire, even though your comment is 6 months oId

  • @Kayleesawsomr this is satire lol

  • How did some dumbass who can't even recognize that this is a joke get their comment into the top comment section. Seriously, you'd think stuff like "Hey, hey my disciples" or "God the musical" would tip a few people off.

  • @Kayleesawsomr Your the ignorant one..... you dont even know this is a joke moron

  • I'll bet this guy keeps his "cocksucker list" in a special place in his sock drawer under his mel gibson photo collection.

  • I'm not quite sure where you want to go with that last part of this rant, but agnosticism is no more reasonable than either atheism or theism. It is a compromise between the two, but that makes it more reasonable from the viewpoint of an agnostic. There are many examples of cases in which compromise is unreasonable.

  • @Kayleesawsomr You do know he's joking right? He's making fun of the Christian fuckheads like ShockofGod.

  • whell your faith doesent matter couse your got a satan tatoo on your right arm and screams like a left winged hooker... im am the devil...

  • @Kayleesawsomr This video is a joke. Watch the rest of his videos and you may appreciate his humor.

  • can i hire you for my birthday party?

  • oh, and P.S. christians dont have tatoos

  • some what true, but calm down with your hissy fit

  • @Kayleesawsomr He's joking man

  • Another idiot that might have been created by Omega. It's sad that some people think they know the truth, but actually only truth is that everything is uncertain. This goes with atheists and religious people, such terms could be defined as dogmatics. The whole debate is absurb, because nobody actually knows nothing and every opinion is as good as someone else's. Life could be an illusion and here we are talking about subjective aspects.

  • haha, i hope you guys know he's joking. he's an atheist, but he pretends to be a fundamentalist christian because it's funny. stop calling him retarded

  • LMFAO! He looks like he's on stereiods. What's up with buldging eyes? By the way, this is why I'm not on either side, Idon't want to become a crazy, religious, obsessed idiot who follows a herd instead of making my OWN path. And doesn't god say to love your fellow man? So what he hell is this guy doing? Certainly not loving...Yeesh

  • LOL The funniest thing about this is that people think he is serious hahaha

  • @Kayleesawsomr LMAOOO dude wake up, this guy is a comedian. Look at his other videos, he's an atheist and makes fun of Christians

  • The REALLY HILARIOUS thing is that this guy(1GOD1JESUS)actually will delete entire videos if he doesn't like the commentary on it--even a TEENY bit. Now THAT indicates a lameness about 'im. ;) BUT, the point here: God & Jesus actually PREDICTED the lameness of this dork & others like him over 2000 YEARS ago. Simply go to the Bible & Matthew (Chapter 10). It will only take you 5 minutes, maximum, to read Matthew Chapter 10. :) And there you discover that God PREDICTED this guy in this video!

  • The one speaking in this video has a bad case of hatred. That version teaches humans to be warmongers toward the zoosexual. Warmongers acting like the self righteous scribes ,and Pharisees will not be in God holy presence. Revelation 20 7-9 says the fire devours them. Remember this is around the city of God on the new earth. Wicked are burned up completely. A burning pit will not be perpetually burning around the city of God. Teachers of lies would have you think that was the case.

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  • this guy is obviously being sarcastic to point out the flaws in religion

  • Im in your list dum asssssss

  • 391 likes vs 319 dislikes...its a message from Jesus.

  • Diment street

  • "I'm an Atheist, Agnostic yeah I'm so cool. Have a look at me I've got a big muscle!"

  • ur an ignorant prick bro and if i ever get a chance to see u ull be on ur knees praying to JESUS so that i wont fuck u up

  • @snooptron Man it's a joke, he's just kidding!

  • bend over mate .. fuck ya

  • @Kayleesawsomr Satire. . .

  • guys this is a satire dont take this seriously

  • Oops!! .....You just admitted it was satire at the end of the vid.....Sorry!! - I really ought to watch them through to the end - That'll teach me!!

    Mea culpa!

  • Haha! - you're a "poe" aren't you?.......Not even Christian nuts are this crazy!!

  • Fackin struffe..........

  • i'm an agnostic. i disagree with you but i love your accent

  • i'd say i don't know if there's a god because i don't agree with either side(thinking for myself). i don't think god actively takes part in this world.most credible would agree you shouldn't judge others. i do like some cristian teachings"Let no one seek his own good, but the good of his neighbor." but there is some bad stuff "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the lord." with teachings like this i couldn't be a christian

  • Agnostic Atheists exist also. Meaning they find no credible evidence for the belief in a god and also acknowledge the possibility of not knowing. Aren't you Mr. Happy pants or something? You're obnoxious ones you aussies.

  • @GoddessAntares Please don't use generalisation's... thats how things like religion start!

  • I know it's a joke, but I still feel really really sad...

  • Is this guy serious?

  • I can't believe how many people don't understand what satire is. This man is clearly joking.

  • I liked this video, but only because you made me laugh my ass off.

    "Because I will ALWAYS be better when I have THE BIBLE!" almost killed me!

  • What you think agnostics are is exactly what you are, which of course is why you act like a misbehaving little child.

  • I paused at 1:45...

    and thought to myself why i wasted a minute and forty five seconds of my life on this video...

    @1GOD1JESUS

    cocaines a hell of a drug...

  • Lol, I had no idea this was satire when I first seen it. You never know, so many Theists can be that crazy. Plus you kinda look like the type who enjoys a line of coke and a bar fight, so I wasn't doubting you could be 100% serious. In all serious as an Agnostic, it got a pretty big rise out of me to think someone might be serious about this.

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  • ag·nos·tic Noun

    a person who holds that the existence of the ultimate cause, as God, and the essential nature of things are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to experience.

    Does this guy scream redneck? or is that just me...

    I'll wait till judgement day, may 21 201- oh wait that already passed huh... OH that one dude said jesus was testing us.. right... I'll wait another 6 months or so before judgement da- oh.. its not gonna come? oh well who knew?...

  • god is ashamed to have you speak on his behalf!

  • Lmao. You are so stupid it's not even worth arguing.

  • hahahhahaaaahhaha

  • I wonder how many people heard this, and couldn't tell it was satire.

  • Lol idiots. This is satire.

  • this guy is making "believers" look so bad. lol. i dont believe in a god but i have respect so i wont talk shit about "believers"

  • lol, brilliant mate!

  • u suck cock

    u have been brainwashed

    and gay

    and a whore

    get fucked

  • Some people shouldn't be allowed to operate cam corders....

    I sure wouldn't want to join this assholes side. The worst type of person is the type that pushes their made up fake beliefs on others.

  • no one can prove the bible was written by (A GOD) or (GOD)

  • I love that this guy called atheists stupid, when he's posing arguments and using aggresive language like this.

  • Bad troll is bad ...

  • FUUUUCK my face hurts every time i watch your videos fucking asshole stop making me laugh so fucking hard. FUCKER. Even my ears hurt! And not in the listening way, but in the oh fuck i got a headache from laughing my ass off way. Is that normal?

  • LOL, you should know by now that you're going to hell for insulting everything you see and read.

  • the strangest mother fucker I think I've seen on youtube, I wish I didn't like his accent

  • Assuming that your videos are sarcasm, well played. You've made me laugh ^-^ And you've made people think you're serious.

  • this guy is bottom line the dumbest buffoon ive ever seen. Not to mention he studders and trips on his words like a 13 year old in front of his school, he has the mentality of an impulsive 11 year old school girl.

  • DAMASS if you keep making little videos in your home, maybe TOSH.O can give you a web redemption

  • DAMASS 

  • What a dimwit!

  • lol there was a Mormon ad before this

  • this guy is hilarious.

    and you guys realize that he is joking?

  • Snakes don't talk. You cannot hold a conversation with a bushfire. You have been brainwashed and indoctrinated into a ridiculous belief system because you are unstable and weak minded, and... that's right... you cannot think for yourself. You lose. P.S. Anger management classes are your friend.

  • @PolarSouth I personally have had conversations with snakes, and bush-fires, and they told me to be a very good person.

  • @PolarSouth Another person who fails to realize it's just a joke.

  • @PolarSouth couldnt have said it better.

  • @PolarSouth are you retarded?this is a joke

  • @PolarSouth Lol you know this IS satire right?

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  • @PolarSouth You know he's joking right? lol

  • can i have whips and chains with that

  • Dear General public, it really is true Most of you are stupid....This guy is so funny, And you Dont realise this is a piss take?" Come on now Do the people posting Here Really Think this guy is Religeous? But Hang on you BELIEVE, Dont You ? Ha i fucking love this Chanel

  • how do you explain dinosaur fossils you retard?

  • if im a fence sitter you're a cock sitter 

  • im pretty sure calling someone names isn't going to win them over to your point of view.

  • @WaffleOfPain

    It is worth a try.

  • The bible is fucking retarded lick my nostril you fucking adhd cunt face head prick

  • Do you have brain damage?? It looks like you might. You claim to be "Christian"?? You are so full of hate. Amazing, Jesus weeps for hatred and ignorance.

  • Wow! What a scholar! I'm impressed by your searing logic. And I'm also impressed by your Christian-like walk. You are quite the spokesman for God! I'm sure he is patting himself on the back for producing in you such a shining example of what a true Christian is. I think you of all people have no place to call anyone out. Crawl back into your hole under the rock and stay there; wait for the rapture!

  • I want to shoot this guy in the head. Nuff said.

  • @mynameisntscott Well that is not very Christian like is it Doogie?

  • @mynameisntscott You know it's all a joke right? He's actually an atheist.

  • I just have one question...where is your shirt?

  • You know what you're gonna be.

    FUCKED!

    xD

  • you are fucking stupid do u think you that your going to heaven ?? really

    you are such a jerk your going to hell asswhole

  • SHOW PENIS PLEASE!!!!

  • look, i dont really care, I can do whatever i want and be neutral if i so want, fav this comment so others may read this

  • This poor man has fallen off his rocker. Let's hope HIS god comes through with those tickets.

  • @maddenmancatman1 Ah, yes, bible hugging, half naked men have a problem with us. Unfortunately, for these types of christians, anything that they find that challenges them mentally gives them head aches. We are punished for respect and misinformation. Also, well, asshole agnostics and misrepresentative trolls.

  • hurtfuuuuul! why does everybody pick on the agnostics? we are NOT fence sitters, we believe that the existence of god is unknown, unknowable, and, until u die, u just cant know. get it? got it? good.

  • @MaddenManCatMan1 you are so right, we can choose to be whatever we want to be and "god" gave us free will, so people need to leave us alone

  • It seems Agnostics as a whole were under your troll list.

    >:D

  • EVEN IF I CHOSE NOT TO CHOSE I STILL HAVE MADE A CHOICE

  • The best kind of satire is the one that takes you a while to realise as satire. It actually took me about 3/4 of a Father Greg video to realise this and he is genuinely hilarious.

  • you sir are to dumb for words you hate atheist so i assume you are christian well according to "YOUR" bible you should be patient and kind and show the love of god through your actions you might want to learn a little about somthing before you speak on it ive luked up videos of christians and atheist and christians are so much more hostile which doesnt makes sense im not a fence sitter im an logicist show me evidence of proof or disproof and ill believe but u are th only one on my "dumbas list"

  • The Bible isn't retarded it's FICTION. Written in a way to give people direction for living better cleaner lives. Not meant to be taken literally.

  • @cdickenson64 Pity more don't think the way you do I have been saying that for years. Trouble is people take things too serious, much like how some think of these video's.

  • @DiverforPort I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down. :-)

  • The Bible isn't retarded... IT'S FICTION

  • By not conforming to one side or another, it is proven that you can't think for yourself, right? That's logical, right? It's great watching this raving maniac doing what youtube was designed for, getting drunk of your ass and blowing up in front of a camera. He doesn't know what he's saying a lot of the time during this video, as shown by his statement "Start believing in Jesus and stop being a stupid Agnostic because you're the worst type of Christian". Mesmerizing.

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  • your an angry man! however, i agree with you on most points

  • YOU ARE ON ZE LIST!!!

  • If you are joking : Congratulations you are an awesome actor! Like top notch! You play the part of a biggoted, manic, closed minded, homophobic, unintellegent, "overly aggresive to cover up his insecurities and just might be high on alot of crack bumpkin" extremely well! If you were actually serious : ... need I say more

  • @wolfriderxxx he is, bravo. but considering the way you framed your statement it seems your were too dim to figure it out lol

  • The lightning at the ends proves that god is on this mans side. God is great. You do good work bringing his word to the people 1GOD1JESUS.

  • @Winnuting He is joking.....

  • No we don't, I've been killed 3 times and have yet to "pray" for anything you dolt. You just don't want to take responsibility for your actions , you'd rather say "god did it". And just because you're too ignorant to understand the scientific principle it doesn't mean that by default, "god did it". And you and your kids are probably mutilated too. What will you do if your daughter wants to get married but reports she's not a virgin..waddaya gonna do?

  • All right, all right, all right! I've chosen! You scared the shit out of me and now I'm a FUCKING CHRISTIAN!!!

    Not a single freaking doubt in my mind that Christ was the son of God and he died for my sins and all the rest!!

    I swear not a single fucking doubt!!

    Would you mind having a chat with my girlfriend and convince her that I'm not fucking around on her? I have yet to get her to believe this but I'm sure you could get her to understand.

    Oh, and , JESUS FUCKING ROCKS!!!

  • @mrekbass Hahahahahah! If Greg speaks to your girlfriend, HE'S the one that'll be f*****g around on her instead of you! X¬D

  • The person you complained about was not an agnostic. This is because they claim knowledge. The fire and brimstone argument is contary because that type of interpetation reduces the allegorical "creator" refered to in the judeo/christian faith to "craven" (lord of slaves) which is the metaphor typically reserved in those traditions for the lord of flies.

  • LMFAO this guy is f-ing hilarious

  • Well, that was refreshing. I like the unbridled passion and the screaming for Jebus.

    Well because of your video I just called the Christian Missionaries and informed them they are no longer welcome. I would rather be a godless atheist than some deranged fool as you.

    I feel so free to not carry the weight of that Jebus myth. So I thank you my psycho friend. hehe! LOLOL! LMAO!

  • "the bible is retarded"

    well he's pretty much right and dudes like you is what makes the christian community look like idiots.

  • Disturbing.

  • @Co2Diva1990 Agnosticism is not a religion.

  • lolumad?

  • @19link93 Nope.

  • @DiverforPort

    Was not talking to you.

  • LMAOOOOOOOO this guy is hilarious!

  • @Co2Diva1990 All agnostics are the same? Every single agnostic person bad mouths the bible? You clearly lack common sence.

  • I assume this is satire, but it's really hard to tell. Christianity already looks like satire so...

  • ur voice sounds like u have a dick stuck in ur throut

  • why doesn't he have shirt

  • what list are you in?? the small dick tranny list with no shirt?

  • im agnostic, and this is funny shit!! hahahaaa!!!

  • @ott0Kitam - You're agnostic?!?!? YOU ARE THE *WORST* CHRISTIANS -- IN THE PLANETTTTT!!!!! x)

    jk