Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3

[mrsbleedingvenom]

Whats so great about chuck norris i dont even know anything about him as for abe i know alot ..... so fuck norris

[MrDeathdevil]

Abe.



[TheMiloBoyd]

thumbs up for chuck norris

[joshkosh96]

this is the only time chuck will ever lose

[ronitheking27]

chuck norris won, cu'ss hes CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!

[backlashD]

Hes Chuck fucking Norris.

[LB4free]

ps: chuck won, because he is evrywon's master

[LB4free]

guy's, you mabay think abe won but chuk just allows him to win

[MRENGLISHRULES101]

CHUCK FUCKING NORIS!!!

[KillaKyleD23]

can half the people who make Chuck Norris jokes even name a movie he was in? (excluding return of the dragon cuz they say that in the vid)

[MrROCKNROLLHERE]

@KillaKyleD23 Lone Wolf McQuade, The Octagon, Delta Force, how am I doing so far?

[KillaKyleD23]

@MrROCKNROLLHERE Pretty sure i said half the people not one person who actually knows movies and doesnt just make chuck jokes cuz they think they are funnny without even knowing anything.

[AJE636]

This is a parody. the songs strange clouds. And chuck Norris won by default. He IS Chuck Norris

[Blobifisch]

CHUCK NORRIS.EPIC WIN!

[BFMVorADTR]

I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS...instant win

[Th3Australian1]

enter bruce lee...

[ChezWolf64]

whose that Chuck Norris impersonator and why does he have pubes on his face?

[andicui]

chuck fucking norris won

[jaseywales1]

chuck norris is so fucking bad hes not my fucking master im a slave that abe saved me :)

[TheREALMRFEAR]

REEEMAAATCHHHH!

[blendburgerchicken5]

I find it ironic people idolize an actor more than a president. Chuck Norris is just an over exaggerated and over hyped pile of crap. Abe is the real boss!

Abraham Lincoln(VOTE HERE)

[BerwynPotHead420]

@blendburgerchicken5 lol the raps they just did had nothing to do with it huh? That;s not proper irony either

[AkiraKojima786]

1,869 people are on tv selling total gyms

[sakuramatata]

Cupid vs Rihanna

[TheDumbdumb25]

chuck won

[hongx5]

Chuck won.

Chuck got mad as a puny man threw thousands of coins at his head.

Chuck only raged as seriously, wont raging make you like RAWR I IZ GAWD!!

So in the end Chuck showed most of his potiental.

CHUCK VOTE HERE

[23gobanans]

Chuck fucking norris won

[TheMiracleMan59]

chuck norris whooped his ass

[evtomfro]

Frodo vs Sarah Palin but don't let her win

[evtomfro]

Chuck Norris that isn't even a ? so why ask???

:/

[namage5]

chuck norris's rims suck -.-

[maskellhaskell15]

Lincoln won

[NachoMine]

@nicepeter Batman vs. the Green Lantern

[ReinuAntipuesto]

Old Spice vs Chuck Norris

[Derps1000]

I`m Chuck Fucking Norris!!!!

[CLuigiplayer]

Chuck Norris wins (because Chuck always wins)

[MorphedGames]

Michael Jackson vs Ian and Anthony from smosh!!

EPICNESS THERE!

[MrLOWolf]

@St0rMyWeAtHeRs53 Yeah exactly

[gnikhcil]

still say it is a tie that needs a rematch

[YetAnotherCollegeKid]

So close, but I think Abe edged it with that 'cry on your career' burn.

[MujoAndFata]

Dovahkiin vs. Uriel Septim <<< thumbs up here

[Sulley2366]

So close its hard to choose im going to go with Abe Lincoln

[TheWaffeMaster]

Chuck Norris but Abe did free the slaves so i dont know which too choose

[GigaBahamut]

Abe Lincoln vs Vampires...oh wait, nevermind.

[DeathMagnetic216]

when chuck norris said: I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS, i knew he was the boss

[LANCEMADS1]

LINCOLN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Multimonster98]

Abe

[VickyEast98]

Abe

[St0rMyWeAtHeRs53]

i like how the top comment is a revision/expansion of the second top rated comment.

[scotty6118]

Abe

[HiroRao]

Chuck Norris can do anything... but he can't rap.

[SumQuestionWhy]

@HiroRao he doesn't need to. He put Abe in his place. (puny civil wars, bitch)

next: rap music vs an army of zombie animals

(chuck norris won infinitely)

[repaate]

John Sheppard from Mass Effect Vs Batman or Joker vs the Emperor from Star wars

[TheBroCouch]

Abe won

start the video

[rafiqputera]

chuck norris

[HalZula]

Sorry Abe. He's "Chuck Fucking Norris." Enough is said.

[cvld9]

Lincoln won with "you voted for John McCain"

[Darthdesmondd]

Rematch...the end

[enlighteneveryone]

@Darthdesmondd Abe Lincoln made Chuck Norris want a rematch.

LINCOLN QUOTE

[Shuffleboyjm]

btw we have to vote for chuck norris or he'll round house kick us

[tjhtck07]

How did Chuck dis Abe if all he was talking about was himself, ABE DESTROYED CHUCK

[duderock400]

Abe totally destroyed Chuck Norris

[Shuffleboyjm]

u should do chuck norris vs hulk hogan



[Shuffleboyjm]

CHUCK NORRIS WON

[ShizzohHD]

Chuck Norris allowed Abe to lose

[popshufruitchu]

Very close battle(and maybe one of the best) but Chuck Norris won cause of I AM CHUCK F***ING NORRIS!!!!!!

[austin2154]

abe:i catch em with my skull! me:look wat happened wen that happens haha

[JingAndFriends]

Lewis & Clark vs Harold & Kumar

[vivovex101]

chuck norris is my master he tought me ninja skills



[zacefronlover8989]

I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS

[brutalXgamer]

jesus

can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on dry land

[destroyallsandwiches]

i attack sharks, when i smell them bleed. i dont go swimming waters likes to be around me. my fists are the speed of light they wish they were faster. chuck norris whooped lincons ass. 😲🔫

[robloxTVdr777]

hay wait he did not say begen

[daspacepope]

Chuck Norris is a cunt

I regret nothing!

[54digimon]

@daspacepope I'll send your family a note explaining why you died.

[54digimon]

@daspacepope I'll send your family a note explaining why you died.

[darkmaster388]

Chuck Norris wins because Abe Lincoln and Chuck are the same person. Duh.

[Maraujo04]

"I got a bucket full of my head and I'm about to MAKE IT RAIN. You block bullets with your beard? I catch them with my skulls"

Abe won

[Maraujo04]

ABRAHAM FUCKING LINCOLN IS BAUS.

Abe votes here

Even Chuck Norris got made at the end because he knows Abe just butt raped him.

[GertWinning]

@Maraujo04 I am CHUCK fucking NORRIS

[IAMBEVISANDBUTTHEAD1]

Abe won

[skwad03]

Abe Lincoln won

chuck Norris can take a hissy fit like he did in this video

[solidsnake9799]

i think Abe Lincoln won, but who said Chuck Norris lost???

[xGhostKidx9]

Chuck Norris won. Until i watched the video

[Jarminion]

Wow chuck won in a awesome way

[MrTylerLHofmann]

chuck is such a bad ass he has 2 top comments lol

[WilsonJames13]

uuuuhhhhh chuck won like a boss

[nobadwriting09]

Abe Lincoln wins because Chuck Norris threw a hissy fit at the end. You didn't see Abe getting pissed, did ya? No, because Abraham Fucking Lincoln is a boss, and he knows it.

[GoldDiaruga]

@nobadwriting09 Damn straight!

[SonikFan80]

@nobadwriting09 Well, how would you react if you got a ton of pennies poured on you?

[nobadwriting09]

@SonikFan80 If it was Abe, I'd shake his hand. If it was anyone else, I'd thank them for the pennies.

[Metall37]

@nobadwriting09

chuck wasn't pissed he just explained the rules to Aberham Lincoln. Chuck is never pissed .

[DudeProblemMeMuch]

@nobadwriting09 I'd like to see you under tons of coins and not get pissed. Your argument is invalid.

[nobadwriting09]

@DudeProblemMeMuch If I was under a ton of coins, I'd pocket as many as I could and thank the person who dumped them on me for the change.

[MaiMusicMaiWai]

Abe had better lines.

[KlonedKiller]

Osama Bin Laden vs Waldo

[gabrielleXDeidara]

I wanna see some Spongebob shit. I bet Spongebob would own.

[metalandsex]

Lincoln is way more badass than Chuch Norris. Plus he won this battle so bad.

[pyrobombs]

Alright, now that Chuck Norris won, let's watch the video.

[problemgirl1238]

Chuck Norris he killed the ending

[LightningLegend12]

Osama Bin Laden vs. Dr. Wily

[hellokittyrms16]

seems legit.

[kelling100]

Chuck Norris here [VOTE]

[mrhater2390]

c n like a boss

[UnlimitedZoro2010]

CHUCK NORISSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[guam126]

Chuck norris 

[DAKOTA8008]

CHUCK OWNED!!!!!!!!!

[MrRunescape117]

be careful, chuck norris is a hunter, he might have an invisible cat and plus... HE IS CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

[xVelocityx100]

Isaac Newton vs Sheldon Cooper

Wyatt Erp vs Captain Price

FTW

[TheRedCharm]

Lincoln just got owned at the end of the battle so badly

[Iloveyoukish]

I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

[shadowravenxcl]

steve urkel vs jimmy neutron

[monsoon520CP]

Abe all the way

[Knightmare5026]

Abe won



[iplaygames65]

luke skywalker vs harry potter

[marlinssoxguy11]

1:27-1:29 subtitle fail

[SupremeTweakStrike]

Chuck Norris lost in Way of the Dragon, Not Return of the dragon....

[logax54321]

It's impossible who won because chuck Norris never loses and Abe Lincoln never tells a lie and he said he would win. It is a tie.

[zlzFUNNYMANzlz]

Jay and Silent Bob vs Bill and Ted

or Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters

or Charlie sheen Vs Hugh Hefner (founder of Playboy)

[wozthedevil]

@zlzFUNNYMANzlz Jay n silent bob vs bill n ted :D

[RaeesRana13]

this funny then hell

[topherman3]

Chuck Norris kicked Abe's ass.

[wozthedevil]

1:05 wins it

[IcyOne4884]

Shaft vs Dirty Harry

[wozthedevil]

chuck norris can't lose its against the laws of physics

[AydenMize]

Chuck Norris VS Chuck Testa

[Elchuntarodelano]

KKK Vs. Zetas

[mrgoodevil13]

Chuck Norris won because he's Chuck Norris.

CHUCK NORRIS.

[brettfavrerules11]

mj vs.whitney houston

[MrTutorialman007]

chuck norris didnt win he just allowed abe to lose

[TutuStupid]

Aboustley Chuck Norris, <3 killing it on the last verse "im everyones master" lol

[saphire7081]

abe



[fabforeverful]

hitler vs vader for 3rd time

[Brianator909090]

CHUCK NORRIS won

[jcast1234567891011]

bruno mars vs michal jackson



[heelhook21X]

uh i have a bead on my dick too its not that hard to get one sorry

[bigboy243111]

abe won dis shit

[0099sasha]

abe

[6gus0deely6]

Chuck Norris can flush a porta-potty

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe he holds air hostage

[uberawesomebale]

chuck came back in his second verse, but Abe had a grill out the whole time.

[PsychopoisonXproton]

Abe made it rain...

chuck lost

[hugecardsfan005]

Snow White vs. Sleeping Beauty lol

[TheBuffon10]

chick norris won with I AM FUCKING CHUCH NORRIS

[evanholler7]

Chuck duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuh

[tacticalcomedy]

mr.rogers vs darth vader

[Drantoc]

Abe had to ask Chuck Norris if he could have the honor of losing to him.

[ItheSwick]

Abe was winning until "GGGRR IAM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!"

[goldguy135]

betty white v. micheal jacksion

[MegaKiller4000]

Chuck Norris votes here

[blakeman110011]

i saw this and was like oh its chuck norris this is gonna be the best ,, all he did is say i am chuck fucking norris .. he didnt say anything bad about abe so abe clearly was more funny

[ioannapetsakos]

dude like wtf chuck norris is just a stupid actor -.- !!! and if he is a god he wold come to my house en slam my head on the keyborddddddknagoini43n98g9una­kls'lfk'LSE'lknf[OfQjhisndv;lv­sidgoSg jkbseufiojdsbseflkSNEfionnKLEN

i i liked the beat...

[DancerMan99]

Honestly, Abe won, but here's a funny joke

"Chuck Norris doesn't win his battles, because if he did that'd mean that there was a chance of losing." lol

[toxicatingeyes666]

chuck norris vs betty white!!!! 

[ricorico2007]

MY VIDEO IS WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY BETTER

[grimreapersongwriter]

Chuck got his ass WHOOPED! lmfao..this my fav rap battle

[arexyouxepicxenough]

The "cried on your career" line destroyed chuck.

[tflemingo1]

Chuck hasnt died yet, because hes afraid of what Bruce Lee will do to him in death ^.^

[liggit101]

@tflemingo1 Bruce Lee didn't die, God just wanted martial arts lessons, and THAT'S why Chuck is alive, he's not good enough :P lol

[elatus]

@liggit101 God killed him because he was growing too powerful.

[USAsniper18]

@tflemingo1 Bruce Lee isn't dead, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked him to heaven.

[megaramathor]

i think it would have been better if they didnt only use chuck norris jokes

[tlrushing7]

Has anyone noticed that Chuck norris ripped his pants???

[TheEnviousdominous]

I really want to see Chuck advance so he can take on Ghengis Khan.

[Awesome2062]

the whole "catching bullets with my skull" would've come in handy when he was assinated

[jesterd17]

batman vs ezio