How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse - Part 1

[jopimping100]

54 people are going to get eaten by a zombie as there "FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING"

[nyancatman123456789]

i have the best plan for a zombie attack

[Majorasword64]

I am not sure what would happen to me in a zombie apocalypse.I might either get terrified and freeze on the spot and die,run for my life and kill only the ones I have to,or completely snap and murder a bunch of them.

[ZiZunLung]

'Hey ! Shut the Fuck UP !' - XD

[fluffyelnarco]

origianl stoners



[LycoMax]

Oh my God!! The Guy screams like me!!! haha

[WorldWarZsurvivior]

nice camra work and graphics

[zoeythara]

this is whats in store 2012 o_O

[sockmonkeyzzzz]

53 people know NOTHING about zombies!

[lucas72964]

Don't call me Shirley

[XxEliteBrawlerxX]

Masterbating = Jacking Off

FYI

[WolfGrotto]

I used to kill zombies. Then I took a arrow to the knee.

[butterflypiranha924]

this was a waste of 10 minutes of my life...

[flyce101]

gaaaayyyy

[kahulai]

He can go all over the place with a fucking crowbar but he has to say bologna instead of bull shit?

[blackboy923]

51 people were furiously masturbating and missed the like button

[TheGamerzUK]

Good video!! shame about the quality though

[MrBroCro]

lawlz



[Olszewski79]

Monroeville mall pennsylvania? really, 20 minutes from where i live. this cant be real

[PageIz]

"What else could she be doing?"

"Furiously masturbating."

Well, obviously. xD Sounds like something my friends would say. lmao

[gyanlancelot123]

LOLZ you made me punch my laptop

[MonkeyCheese1001]

best acting eeeevvvvvaaarrrrrrr



[KevinLearns2Rock]

press 4 for yeah, epic moustache! :D

[TheGamerdude56]

you scream like a bitch I am not trying to be mean

[TheGamerdude56]

This is my opinion night of the living dead was crappy and it sucked

[Liizzl]

4:02 LOL... xD

[decareau311]

o god zombies are really attacking my houes ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[loliloveanime2]

if i become a zombie i know who i'll bite first.... justin bieber! >:D

[LettheBloodflowx]

"Don't Get that on My Towel." -The Are Like "Really?" "Uhh."

[ShadowMario97]

Rule Number 1 of Zombieland... Cardio and the big guy with the crowbar doesn't have it. Its been nice knowin ya buddy

[divineoblivionguy]

no normal person would bring emselves 2 do it...

i wouldnt hesitate. then again, im mad so yea

[takatoekoe]

i really want to fight against zombies :D

[Guywholovesbakon]

....Mustache!

[eagle0924]

fucking run to a wal mart, you could survive for months.

[theauraofawesomeness]

"'EY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" XD

[ARandomStranger88]

...Waah I wanna kill zom zoms

[divineoblivionguy]

6:47 airplane reference!

[divineoblivionguy]

i shouldnt be on my computer right now my parents would kill me if they caught me and i had the volume up very high when u said HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

i was thinking, oh shit, im dead

[divineoblivionguy]

lol could be masterbating. i laughed my ass off

[shooterguy94]

Not to be mean but the chick looks like Rainn Wilsons twin sister.

[SUCKxMYxSCHNITZEL]

@shooterguy94 OMFG! That girl is a carbon copy of my older sister, legit! My sis n her hit all the branches on the ugly tree coming down! lmfao!

[shooterguy94]

@SUCKxMYxSCHNITZEL lol thats nice my sister doesnt look like her but shes still but ass ugly lol.

[SUCKxMYxSCHNITZEL]

@shooterguy94 lolz, aside that this is the worst acting ever. and the worst looking girl evr lmao!

[shooterguy94]

@SUCKxMYxSCHNITZEL Well idk about the worst looking girl ever but yea the acting is horrible upon belief.

[SUCKxMYxSCHNITZEL]

@shooterguy94 True, I want to cry after watching this..... I'm going to make my own zombie thing, and it will be fucking Boss!

[R3D5TARgames]

hey do that thing... HEY! SHUT THE F*** UP!

[balsto652]

are those there real voices they sound facke?

[Jikester82]

hippie stoners would never survive a zombie apocalypse.. however, they could just blend in with the undead with their lack of motor skills, blank stares, excessive need for the munchies, lack of intelligence and comprehension.. LoL

nah, but jokes aside.. this wasnt that bad, i got a kick out of it kids

[dubas00]

if you have ever saw zombieland, dawn of the dead or playied left 4 dead or dead rising, I think you'll have a chance to survive.

[seszomara]

if i zombie thingy happens i need to be supa high i bet the zombies wouldnt kno the difference

[janis123gatavs]

if uwant to see full of this movie just type in google.nerds play runescape.hope u find it.

[CatFlashBlue]

How did people find out a zombie apocalypse was going to happen?

If it does, everyone should run to fleet farm. They have food, weapons, and warm clothes.

[residentmagnum]

that guy screams like a girl

LMAO

[TheNoobosaurus]

MUSTACHE!!

[kingsleyfallower]

@23breeny23 LOL! really?!?!

[bentheunicorn]

moustache... yeah

[23breeny23]

hey shut the fuck up!!!hahahahaha shit myself

[FlyingAlchemist]

By the way, Pat is not entirely right. In the beginning of a zombie apocalypse, the best option is to stay in your home or appartment. Of course, some elementary preparations are required. Stocking non-perishable food, water, weapons, a power generator, books and games for your sanity's sake. Then, destroy all the stairs, and shut all doors and windows. Finally, stay silent, because they can hear very well.

[MegaSonicKing]

in the usa everyone owns a gun

[orbinhide]

feriously masterbateing :D

[FlyingAlchemist]

I'll be all over the place with a fucking crowbar. Awesome!

[Guywholovesbakon]

@FlyingAlchemist ...Gmod.

[FlyingAlchemist]

@Guywholovesbakon Huh?

[Guywholovesbakon]

@FlyingAlchemist ...i rest my case.

[FlyingAlchemist]

@Guywholovesbakon What? Explain!

[dasdew2]

@FlyingAlchemist Who hangs a crowbar on the wall? Seriously,i just have my baseball bat in my closet.

[FlyingAlchemist]

@dasdew2 Yeah.

[dasdew2]

@FlyingAlchemist Next to my 20guage beneli nova pump action shotgun

[FlyingAlchemist]

@dasdew2 Goood!

[dasdew2]

@FlyingAlchemist Been trained by police(and some military training too) so i know what the fuck im doing.No bu tseriously i do have a shotgun and i have been trained.

[FlyingAlchemist]

@dasdew2 Super!

[flare4488]

@FlyingAlchemist That is my second weapon of choice first being a baseball bat :D

[FlyingAlchemist]

@flare4488 A baseball bat is not a good choice, but a crowbar is one of the best. And a machete.

[Roach0409]

LMAOO the reporters face at 6:16

[daniwan3000]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

[zombiekiller123450]

rule numebr 1 to survine on 1.54

[mrslimshady81]

So stupid, so absolutely brilliant:D

[weeguymo]

how to survive a zombie apocalypse....well throw your wife out lock all doors and windows call the pizza man and wait intill he get eaten and intill the zombies are all gone run out and get the pizza (repeat this if you get hungry) and watch tv....(if you don't have a tv or its broken) go to fridge take out a beer look outside take a drink for each corpse or zombie you see or just call the hot niegbour over

[kingsleyfallower]

@divineoblivionguy Lol. Thats right. Exept the earplugs wouldnt work. The deadly music would incinerate the earplugs.

[kingsleyfallower]

love i mean

[kingsleyfallower]

he just wlks out without a mustsche, then he comes in with one with live music on and looks at pat. Homo.

[kingsleyfallower]

Yur a heartless monster, Pat.  Yur awesome.

[kingsleyfallower]

ninja sword, dude, nija sword.

[MrTwinky97]

fatties always die first !

[metalhead7127]

4 fucking 7 people will become zombies during the zombie apocalypse or ... simply die...

[sethconn]

horrible acting

[CJC8124928]

fuckin awful ass acting! what the hell?this is terrible!

[jkilldDABEAST]

thumbs up if fps russia already told you how to do it

[CptMasta]

xD bad acting... but i like the story xDLOVE THIS!

[Luriko1]

1-HMMMMMM SHES MUST BE STUDYING REALLY HARD :D o_o

2-WHY DOSE THT GUY YELL LIK A PUSSY(JOE)

3-AND WHEN HE HAZ FACIAL HAIR WHY DOSE IT LOOK LIK ABOUT TO HAVE SIRPRIZE BUT SEX( PAT AND JOE)

OVER ALL FUNNY ASS H3LL

[rexorton93]

so jelous of joeys "battle cry"

[TheOrk1234]

if u really want to train for a zombie attack dress up as a hotdog and run......and the part wer he hits that girl the other dude likes he should of taken the body with him ;)

[joshncody]

if there was ever a true defenition of fuck up this would be it

[kingzachattackonps3]

the girls ugly

[ticketin128]

heres what not to do leave the city every1 is leaving at the same time go to a office because all of the people in it are stupid and leftforty fly a building eventual they will find u and you will run out of food because they will not leav save amo and kill them with mele wepons any little scrape will get you infected dont aim for the heat you will waist amo trying to get that 1 shoot criple them like shooting them in the leg or spine only alow familys children and women in no reason for others

[TheAZIN08]

Play zombie games just in case it happens if it does i hope my brother will turn into one so i can kill him

[Generation941]

Call Chuck Norris, he will fix ur zombie problem for you.

[andrewhanna22]

28 days later

[zombie2147]

my nan could do better than this

[zatebolt5]

do you live in pa

[megostor]

Zombie Apocalypse survival :

1-Pause the game

2-Enter the cheats for infinite life, flying and infinite ammo

3-Continue the game and have fun

=)))

[maharley27]

Oookaaay. . . that mustach scene was like watching Mugato throw the mocha late at his assistant and give each other the i awkward "i want you" look at each other! Ew! LOL!!!

[Sebatman18]

1:24 you mean Flog the Dolphin.

[inuyashamanic2]

yeah going outside the best idea XD

[riveratrackrunner]

I KINDA LIKE IT LOL:) oppps i had cap lock on

[EvilQueEvil]

mustache!!!!

[weirdtwo1]

HORRIBLE ACTING, LoL :D

[CreationGames]

best thing to do in zombie apocalypse is to get a 25 killstreak

[lavamouse33]

How to survive a zombie apocalypse: Step 1- Plant a nuke. Step 2-Run like hell. Step 3- Detonate it.

[ElicTricks]

the most worst thing you would want to do is run into the woods not knowing where you could be attacked from if their was a zombie apocalypse and stuff nuff said

[ElicTricks]

the most worst thing you would want to do is run into the woods not knowing where you could be attacked from if their was a zombie apocalypse

[aSandriusAS]

The best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to find a gun and put a bullet in your face, so you don't have to care about it anymore! Unless like me, you have a real gun, and have watched over 100+ zombie survival videos and played lots and lots of zombie games!

[mr4748a]

Wiener? That does it!

[dragondevil69]

was this filmmed at 1996?

[MrSuaveeito]

ha ha fuckin funny @ 7:33

[angelmndz9]

dude i would use justin bieber as bait then run like hell

[homokongen1234]

heh! nice chick u got there.... hehe....... NOT

[darkmoon24]

ALL I NEED IS MY DEADPOOL SUIT AND 2 katana swords lol

[divineoblivionguy]

i have 3 samurai sword replica so ill use em

[divineoblivionguy]

step 1: put on ear plugs.

step 2: turn on justin biebers music and watch them run

[vklasener]

why run for zombies there slow as fucking hell XD

[EternalDarknessKing]

Random mustache. lmao

[cocoabuttabutt]

Masturbate Furiously!!!!!!

[DaltonCiferri]

MUSTAGE!!!

[BleedieBella]

Lmfao funny & stupid! xD

[101mortalkombat]

press 9 for cock sucking jk

[101mortalkombat]

HEEY SHUT THE FUCK UP!! lmfao

[ryanhouse42]

Ha what a pansie I have a sword suspended from nails

[nemphis319]

ahhhhhhhh-fake

[101mortalkombat]

@nemphis319 no shit its fake dumbass

[34walterpaytonfan]

keep pressing one for doodoo and 6 for gay rave beat

[jayc1776]

43 people did not get their favorite blanket

[nicknikki1991]

Really want to know how to survive a zombie outbreak? Watch Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead or Dawn of the Dead or play the Resident Evil series. All of the zombie related games and movies will teach you how to survive. Zombieland have rules to survive. I'm prepared for these zombies thanks to Zombieland.

[Minecraftbuilding101]

THIS SHOULD BE A MOVIE

:D

[Jamesrinearson]

keep pressing 4. that's how you seduce a women during the apocalypse

[TheCorndog246]

@Jamesrinearson Actually keep pressing 3

[Xsanford1026X]

its safe to say that i would b amped for this to happen i would take out my rage on all them :D

[TheHellome32]

MUSTACHE! lol

[101mortalkombat]

i thought the fat people would all die first haha XD

[Mrstickman504]

Should have gone to the Winchester.

[Awesomenessss101]

"do the thing" "okay" "shut the..."

[george12357]

Laura Ur Close To Normal Ahah :D Epic

[LUIGYZZ1]

thumbs up if you would know how to survive a zombie apocalypse

[iTyroneHD]

@LUIGYZZ1 who doesnt

[blue422841]

yea i would shit my pants if this happened

[XBrokenwingsX98]

bolagna

[smoshy121]

joe's screams made my day

[HellFieker]

"And don't call me shirley."

Hahaha

Epic.

[zackandcameron]

what the hell was that

[SuperSonicSourD]

this. sucks.

[JimmyRudolphWZMB]

Fun stuff- like Simon Pegg without the budget.

[NerfModder123]

sorry but bad acting...

[101mortalkombat]

haahahah that dude with the mustache screams like a little girl lol

[kickassberrow]

mushstash yeah

[wiston44]

wtf it stopped at 5:12

[kickassberrow]

im being attacked zombies right now and bashing the heads in the brains

[trainsmaster1]

The campus nerds

[bcott28]

hey fat haters, i bet that big guy would stomp the shit out of , leavin you on the ground while he takes your guns food and your woman. then he rides off while you are eaten. lol

[TheWindago]

@bcott28 Yes. Yes I would.

[MyHacker360]

the audio is messed up is it for any of you

[kickassberrow]

the first ones are the fat people because there are slow

[purple007ish]

I want to tease a zombie! lol

[fuckuyawanker]

survivng the zombie apocalypse is easy all you need is like 12,000 fat friends that the zombies will attack first

[EPCPWN]

@fuckuyawanker when the infection hit the fattties were the first to fall



[fuckuyawanker]

@EPCPWN lol i know so while zombies are attacking your 12,000 fatties you have time to run to safety =)

[Tyrkia123]

Lol instead of getting eaten by zombie will i shot my head of :S

[epicguy103]

"...mushache..."

[bryngOneOn]

fact of the matter is the fat one may take out the first slow witted zombie, but after that he'd be worn out, may luck it on the second and then its a case of the third zombie killing him or he dies of a heart attack from physical exertion, wouldnt want to bet one way or other.

[zzz5799]

hey! shut the fuck up!!

[TRUEWOLF231]

thumbs up if u liked the part wene he shat him self wene a zombie bit him

[TheGodlessNation]

Mustache...yeeeah

[Guercinator]

the acting is so bad it's hilarious! XD

[AddictedApple]

Three word I was think of the whole time I was watching this... What... The Hell...

[noggleghost]

there would be more zombies than that 

[crapedmahpants]

@noggleghost it is just starting

[jtscully83]

I wonder if she's into facials...I know both dudes are from experience. They let James Saltreto cum on there face, eyes, and mouth. I know so gross right?!

[Minecraftbuilding101]

31 people are going to die in a zombie attack

[illplaywithfire]

what. the. fuck...