How to be a Computer Hacker

[UPHadmin]

OK, for you dumbasses who think that "I wanna be a cool hacker and impress my friends", no. The "hacker" as you call him/her does not do it to impress his/her friends, he does it to gain access. And if you wanna learn, wait until you go to college and join some ethical hacking classes. Now, please go back to your basement dweller lives of adding X'es to your Xbox Live name and jerking off your boyfriends.

[1994rigo]

I know how to be cool now. Thanks a lot. Maybe I can have friends now.

[1994rigo]

And that your a better hacker, maybe too.. LMFAO

[bomber5322]

protutorialsYT has replied to your comment on How to be a Computer Hacker:

@bomber5322

I make more money in one month than your family makes in a year, nerd))) good for you fuck stick!

[chokomock]

Woah dude , i actully followed these steps and it worked pretty darn good! Thxxxxxx =:)

[baar34]

i laughed so hard at this

[mocan10mircea06]

The real name of this vidio is How to be a MORON!!! ;)

[XxSolidJelloxX]

Lawl, Funny shit. btw, 'tree' is not recognized as an external, internal command, operable program, or batch file. :( any help?

[angelpow504ify]

esta bueno el video bro :D

[jesusx619]

@DamnImJaded Lol

[chinchillakid1947]

Culture wars lol



[supersupa18]

nice trolling :D

[SonicLazorsecHacker]

to make it be even beter you could be on linux and make that so that people know that you have top securety ye but theres diferents commands and i had to be on linux for 3 years.

[TheNotToBeForGottenX]

'tree..tree..tree'

[dawgworld448]

yeah.... uhm... this is just trying to "act" like a hacker... ten dollars says this kid got hacked before... maybe thats why hes attempting to make dumb ass jokes about hacking... when it takes 1000000x more skill then that to become one... its not all just fucking pictures and cmd... its programming etc... you fucking blow..

[zawol17]

@dawgworld448 Some people just don't understand sarcasm. 

[laskyboi]

haha trolololol



[watsucht]

:hack

mkdir C:\%random%

mkdir C:\Program Files\%random%

mkdir C:\Users\%random%

start hack.bat

goto hack

type this in notepad and save as hack.bat (all files, not text), and run it, it will make your whole computer look really 1337 :)

[johnny03412]

@watsucht .bat is fucking shit man,do these people look stupid?man,you are amateur

[watsucht]

@johnny03412 yes, i know bat is shit, i would rather use C++ or java, and who's "these people"? and i'm not an amateur, i just created some crap here in like 20 seconds, to mess with noobs -.- it's an simple & compact code to mess with people... the real codes i've written were over 47000 symbols long

[TorturedNacho]

#trollolololololol



[deedeecrazyyy]

OMFG AHAHAHAH

[shadman98]

no it doesnt make u look cool ..."hey mom IM A HACKER " can i buy a cape? IF U GO AROUND SAYING UR A HACKER u might as well have cops at ur front door

[shadman98]

@shadman98 nah bro ur pro all the way xD

[jasraj10169]

HAHA SICK



[CrazyMan15218]

how about how to hack a wep key?

[backhatteampirate113]

this is fucking funny. well played

[InfidelOpsSniper]

type hd desktop backgrounds 1920x1080 in google images [for the first desktop background] and it should appear first column. THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE SEES

[InfidelOpsSniper]

y u no share your desktop background with us?

[szczepkowicz236]

i has same computer :D

[brandenbc]

He has 7 cores!

[RecoreHD]

if you wanna be a computer hacker just learn to hack ... its easy

[mihalis71]

Can I Do This With Ip



[TheHobbyProductions]

Smart, well played.

[spelkmeister]

Hilarious! Well played.

[ThEwHaT0005]

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[MW2isForHacks]

XXX

[TheAntBytes]

Awesome!

[demysfyts]

what a fag

[CursedFishy]

u forgot to add special chars like { etc in names :p

[CodeweaverIXV]

seems legit.

[Internizer]

HaHaHa, thats funny, you made me laugh!

[robgraywolf]

lol nice :)

[DarkPrince013]

Ok, I have done everything you did on this video. I have deleted system32.exe just to be sure nobody could catch me, then I also deleted hal.dll (my preference) just to be sure. I have a question though. After downloading onion, then going to unk, how do I get to the deep web? I am almost there! Any advice?

[Fragout91]

Haha you taking trolling to a next LVL xD

My Mom can hack... no joke, she studied computer sience. And i love how people think they can hack with cmd xD Look i can shutdown my pc with cmd!!! -.-

BTW: A Server/webpage is like house, you only got to find a secret way into it. Maybe the backdoor or try the cimney ;)

[dmastuff]

It's about knowing the stuff an how to do it right so you don't get taken by an asshole who thinks he the best hacker in the frecking world

[dmastuff]

Hacking isn't about threatening people with shit

[jacobnewman97]

My command is green im a hacker!!



[Venomjoker00]

HAHAHA!! he is so serious wile trolling! XD

[ELxUNiiK0]

Il pay u big money if u can hack me an email..no bs im serious reply if u r down..

[chipmunk9998]

lol at the people who don't understand the joke

[gcaqp]

lol



[DJGreenleaF88]

You make all of us it technicians look like idiots... these are basic commands. and your little hacking thing is simply the networking tree and all components that make it up. you did absolutely nothing but bring up your system information and change the font color. my 5 yr old son could do this. IDIOT

[eferrari96]

You idiot, u wanna be tracked by google?

[jdsgdsoi]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL­, SOO TRUEEEE HAHA

[Meowcate]

Help me please, I need a Linux tutorial about this, because I'm on Linux and I can't find how to do it :((( I tried some "locate cmd", "sudo color A", "man title ", but it's not working !!! BTW I don't have Photoshop, just an uncool program called "The Gimp". Can I be a hacker even if I'm using Linux and The Gimp ?? because I want to be a very cool hacker to my friends and family, I already googled for a guy fakes anonymous mask !!!

[32CoolestDude]

Thats a tut on how to become a fraud...

To EVERYONE, A typical hacker is a guy who is good or best at software and hardware issues and can troubleshoot probs

[milansonibca]

its not hacking :(

[volversprint]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha guy is funny

[Emojavel]

If you want to be even cooler hacker you should type cd c:// before you use "tree"

[Butterflyyyify]

Umm..you should have changed the video title to "How to fake being a hacker"

[RanDomMtr]

toatly and utterly retarded! :)

[TheUltimatehellsing]

it will only work when there is 4 cmd ?? okay... first wallpaper second title and free ?? is that it ??

[DamnImJaded]

You forgot to delete system32 :/ ..

[robotcow28]

wow i now know how to hack... im gonna get so much pussy :D

[batman23123]

lol



[DaftHacker]

Dang your a l33t h4x0r bro

[ctmuang]

how do you know all of those codes

is there a school for them

[jlei8aX]

@ctmuang Research, always research, buy books on the field you want and study them. One doesn't learn cool things in a day or two. Practice makes it perfect, also hardwork kicks in but helps to be talented, not fully required if you keep trying.

[LilCDM12]

What font did he use on photoshop

[LstKd1]

omg lol hardcore Trolling. nice

[LetsPlayThatGameDude]

lol so funny ;)

[dm92001]

trollin



[IxAMxSPARKZ]

LMFAO

[IndayLancer]

lol he is trolling

[HardenedMetapod]

Are there really people who think he's being serious? I don't want to live on his planet anymore.

[bpr97050]

Wow, your a 1337 haxx0rz.

[CryAlienx0]

Nobody hacks in Windows...

If people see/hear that your a hacker and useing Windows they would just laugh at you.

[CryAlienx0]

people think a name with XXX in it, means PornStar...

[Nightshonor]

"Computer Hacker " ? If i will see that things on any person monitor probably i will instantly end any conversation knowing he have crossed every possible stupidity line....

[LilCDM12]

Could someone please tell me what font he used on photoshop

[KenKira69]

Please , write the command in description .. i dont even know what you typing or see it ...

[Kamilk12l]

lol :D

[xmastertommyx]

hwaha!

[googly123123]

You just finished a download from steam or have a new message, its rude to leave it unread or just flashing at the bottom. A desperate cry for your attention because your steam account just got hacked by someone who watched this video.

[xcider123]

hey, can somone send me the first wallpaper? plz

[MrsTheFloc]

i want the desktop image Pleeeez:|

[InfidelOpsSniper]

@MrsTheFloc type hd desktop backgrounds 1920x1080 in google images and it should appear first column

[lizedine]

fucking lul

[MegaRatboy96]

I can't get this to works it because I shouldn't use command prompt from a flashdrive? my dads computer does not show command prompt anywhere, but i did notice the windows did find something worth hacking in there.

[TheJeppsen5]

XXXVIDEOOVEMXXX sounds like a porn name

[NWTechServices]

lol

[Gairm]

Perhaps you should rename this vid, "How to Look Like a Computer Hacker"

[MinecraftLobinho]

yeah, putting xxx makes people think u r better then them, sure...

[cesarfire101]

@MinecraftLobinho ROFL XD

[anderx1x]

you guys know he's fucking with you right ? :D

[FionaatGuy]

More like "how to be a 12-year old moron wannabe hacker."

Fuck.

[chrisdavies7776]

lol i laughed at this im a black hat hacker and u my friend are a noob using cmd promp to do nothing

[BecomingNebula]

@chrisdavies7776 Oh well aren't you cool. Can't you tell that it's a joke, or are you too blind sided from being an elite hacker -_-

[chrisdavies7776]

@BecomingNebula of corse just saying :)

[BecomingNebula]

@chrisdavies7776 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D­:D:D:D:D:D

[chrisdavies7776]

@BecomingNebula fair enough :)

[BecomingNebula]

@chrisdavies7776 Defiantly

[IxionForte]

Computer hackers aren't cool, they're little fags who take advantage of people from behind the safety of their computers. They're spoiled little brats who'd get their teeth knocked in if anyone they'd ever fucked with met them in real life.

[chrisdavies7776]

@IxionForte what would u know hackers are great people everyday we hack child abusers websites and shut them down we hack for a cause not cause we can theres just sum noobs that ruin the hacking name by doing shit there not allowed to do theres more to hacking than u think so think before u type please have respect for all the hackers out there

[theachapter]

cheap!!!!



[ArthurB99]

What is the font what you use when you write your name on wallpaper???

[pieter783]

The x's totally show you're like better than other people.

[THEpingotofly]

Were didt you digiface wide font from?

[xKalizer]

Seems legit!

[MrOzzi17]

is this for real?

[JDOG13596]

Hahaha this made my day!

You should also add: never ever use your voice because this gives away details and annoys people so just use notepad!

And hardcore death metal music in the background keeps people watching your video!

[iSoccerSchool]

Type in on utube HackerHacker123987

[iSoccerSchool]

What was the cool font he used to write his name on photoshop called

[coolman3012]

this should be called how to be a wannabe hacker

[ej8963]

Wauw I laughed. Absolutely nothing to do with hacking,..

[rikskelton138]

You should start a new show Called "SNL for even bigger geeks.com.net.org.xxx." This was hilarious.

[lilalexq22]

I liked it just cuz it rlly made me lol XD

[machoa123]

this isnt hacking

[ZTrasher]

should be titled "how to be a dick and a suck up because you have no friends"

[zawol17]

@ZTrasher Take a joke, dumbass.

[ZTrasher]

@zawol17 Take Hacking lessons you tard

[zawol17]

@ZTrasher -_- Take hacking lessons? really, dude? Sigh.

[ZTrasher]

@zawol17

as far as i am concerned you a douche with a gay ass wallpaper, 3 directory trees and a prompt pingin google.

if you are going to show us how to hack show us backtrack or at least some password hacking program or OS. if you want to show all the dumb asses out there how to hack, teach them how to use ophcrack.

[dtvrij74]

WOW this is so fake; I actually laughed out loud

[nocockforyou]

lmfaooo

[Jedimust1111165]

the pecho off doesnt work :|

[kingderderder]

@Jedimust1111165 "echo" not "pecho"



[snack663]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh this is aint hacking ~~

[PorifersAnims]

loved this

[gman2693]

And if anyone who knows anything about computers sees this, they'll know your trying too hard.....FAIL!

[Theboxset]

i lold so hard

[ThePEvids]

You've got some awesome hacking skills there.. -.-

[popshvt]

i want to be a hacker like you

[maxjuhe]

what kinda bullcrap is this....your def not gonna make any friends with this fuck up, buddy

.

.

sorry

[zawol17]

@maxjuhe I just read your comment and...

I imagine your voice coming from a small child. You actually expected to find out how to hack on YouTube? What the fuck is wrong with you? I hate how all these idiots actually took the video seriously. It's a fucking joke.

[sasjadevries]

how to be a h4ck3r? nice question but you gave the wrong answer.

photoshop/GIMP/inkscape has nothing to do with h4ck1ng.

cmd is useless, (except things netstat-nbt nbtstat xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx).

you'd better learn: different kind of spoofing; a programming language; <<back|track5 and other linux; Reverse Engineering; Overclocking; and being able to do it with a calculator to!

[Virtyrael]

lol u didn't get it .

[1DarkMasK1]

@sasjadevries

O M G BACKTRACK5 yeah backtrack5 is so for 1337 h4x0rs especialy when it comes with programs that other people made which makes you look like a fing skiddie :S

How come every time someone makes a parody on how to hack these mtasploit retards pop out and try to tach people on hacking.

When in reality they cant write exploiuts, they cant program shit or reverse engineer they probably cant even set break on a fing msgbox for serial fishing.

Not necceserily you

[1DarkMasK1]

@1DarkMasK1

But people like this Anon7318

[Anon7318]

Listen u piece of shit, u have lured over 400.000 Idiots, woops i mean peoples into think this is hacking. U are stupid as fuck, u know the command u call "tree" its a command for looking up a directory and "tree c:\" u just ask the system to tell whats inside C:\ (ur harddisc) dumbass. If u really want to hack u can try to google up SQL Injection, Remote File Inclusion. Learn 2 do stuff dumb fuck.

[edwardrukia1]

great =))

[IgnisorsChannel]

you sir, are a hero lmao

[kslacson2]

there are so many anti-joke chickens in the comments. I can't believe how many people are so easily fooled and think this guy is being serious. it makes me want to face palm myself a thousand times.

i for one found this video highly amusing.

[FionaatGuy]

@kslacson2 Believe me, there are people who would do this seriously. Such people makes me want to commit suicide.

[Freeriderfan]

7h15 533m5 13g17. I SERIUSLY SHITTED MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING IN THIS VIDEO

[markuspotthast0123]

THIS S33MS L3GIT GUISE

[TheChipmunk6553]

Love it! xD

[alex09theman1]

mac?



[jto9015]

I am a EX FBI worker and if you try to be samrt we will be watching you and I will track this person down

[markuspotthast0123]

@jto9015 THE FEDS ARE HERE!

EVERYBODY, CHEESE IT!!!!

[SectionTwelve]

@jto9015 Would have been more funny if you had the grammar skills of an FBI agent (not worker).

For instance:

i r teh f-bee-eye agent i r hear 2 arist u LOL

See?

[darkjuby7]

make another video

[ajfratt]

Where does the hacking start?

[oGxHecTiCxScOpEzX]

Want to be a "hacker" dont look on youtube i lol'd watching his xD

[MisterLaserPointer]

I am a pr0 haxz0r now!!!11!!1!!!

[yyz200]

I lol'd so hard watching this.

[ShadowChishiki]

You know that you probabily going to bee hacked for this !

when you make fun of someone, make sure that it isn't anyone that can fuck you up !

[XFloW2265]

Hello, I'm from Romania, and do not understand English well, if you could write what you wrote in CMD description please

thank you