My sperm under my microscope

[macphersonjl]

ok...so wait.....what you did was jacked off....quickly put it on a slide so you could watch your sperm?

you need to girlfriend man!

[sprax3]

muderer lol

[morningstomper123]

I did this when I found a microscope I got years and years ago when I was a child. Fascinating, really.

[sbeer6er]

penis under a microscope, if it will even pick it up.

[fatfartish1]

And girls eat this shit?

[VCameronV]

one of those could be your son.....

[junarth143]

oh... is this really? seeing? for male sperm cells?

[jsnyder654]

Where did you get that vasectomy?

[lotorobly]

some is more active there

[ZlobnyYa]

Never could see my sperm cells, although I tried to see them many times under my microscope. What did you do to them that you can see them? Parted them with alcohol or what?

[MonsterifikBlue1]

What The Mother Duck Did You Do Jerk Of To Get This??? Tottal Masturbation

[l4t1450712]

lol ... i thought they are brime baby shrimp.. haha!

[Bananasarethebest1]

Look at the little kids!

[christianpogi73]

so your holding your penis, to release your sperm? or you let a girl to hold your penis and release a sperm and after that, you let her lick it?

[Harbehab]

Thay are all retared ! perverted freak to put it on youtube!

[TheGateKeeper15]

BABIES

[archernewb]

Anyone else getting turned on?

[Djedai1981]

Pleasure though has received? LoL =)))

[HelliPilot]

Hmm not swimming so well are they...... One sperm says to the other " Dammit, tricked again "

[happysexytimee]

i kept laughing when i read the title

[shivayavoda]

we all won the race, huh

[TheAzeRealm]

No more jizz in my pants

[123marijn321]

@TheAzeRealm jizz in my petri dishXD

[TheAzeRealm]

@123marijn321 Lols

[arcanumi]

Sir, we have bad news for you, you may sit down...

I know it will be hard to understand, but after few observations under the microscope, it appears that you are pregnant!

[kasouyumi]

THIS IS WHY I HATE PEOPLE!

[jamesjad11]

Bigboy46 in losing patience with you please just shut up. And stop lying. You said yourself in another video that you think all men should be sterilised

[TheBigboy46]

@jamesjad11 you know you need to get sterilised also, you have no buisness making babies also.

[oceanviewkid]

i feeel gay watching this.. :(

[HorseLuver098]

@oceanviewkid why, it's just sperm.

[MIKEANTHONY321]

Pretty cool! I'm interested in microbiology.

[HerrSpieldose]

tadpoles!!!

[LovedWife1]

They're not very mobile. How long did you wait before putting them under the lens?

[SevenOne1701]

LOW SPERM COUNT!!!!!

[ninnylovesranny]

tmi O. o take out the first my

[whitesongs73]

nice! you will have pretty babies on day. U are in excellent shape to reproduce.

[kyrkbymannen]

Triops!!

[TheBigboy46]

@maximaniack i don't have any children since i got sterilised before i started to have sex with a woman.

[pufixas]

ITS ALIVE!!!!!

[raccoon989]

I swallow

[zimtower]

I am looking at another man's semen under a microscope... Does that make me gay?

[tajayfoot1]

@zimtower not realyit not sexual

[whitesongs73]

@zimtower

no baby u not gay

[blackside909]

dude it's all your child ...

[SIEMDUNK]

haha ..he's jacking off under the microscope

[hotboyfriend55]

which microscopy method did u use to see this? Bright field? Thaanks

[mindprism]

Ive done this too and highly recommend it, it was a profound experience. And it unexpectedly ended up making a hilarious story that is too long to go into here.

[5deathburger]

eww, I never thought the sperms were so disgusting when you zoom it with a microscope. Anyway, you do have a very high sperm counts

[xxamadeus84xx]

Fascinatating -_-

[HABITMEDIA]

WTF who would cumm under a microscope

[200style]

that was in your moms mouth last night :D

[opiates]

I like :-)

[dekradesign]

segaiolo

[saavedra29]

your sperm is fine! When i saw mine in my microscope the spermatozoa where very rare and moving lazy :(

[aa60football]

U r going to have some fast kids!

[human20freedom]

dock

[TheBigboy46]

@human20freedom you plan on getting sterilised soon.

[Supermassively]

I looked at mine under a microscope at work today. It's fascinating.

What's with all the retards posting here about sterilization?

[TheBigboy46]

@Supermassively i believe men with mental retardation should get sterilised since they are not capable of raising children, i'm mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED}and i know i'm not capable of raising children, it was best for me to get sterilised when i was 20 years old, i am a very nervouse type of person and children get on my nerves really easy. there is a good chance that i will abuse{NOT SEXUAL ABUSE}children with violence.

[MrWonderful5]

@TheBigboy46 You're a wack person just a FYI.

[TheBigboy46]

@MrWonderful5 what do you mean by that, i guess you don't understand that most people with mental retardation are not capable of raising children. i myself is not capable of raising children since i'm mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHILLENGED}i can get very violent around children and harm them{NOT SEXUAL ABUSE}that is why i got sterilised when i was 20 years old. i'm better off with not to have children of my own.

[TheBigboy46]

@Supermassively what is wrong with retards posting here about sterilisation. you must not believe in sterilisation. i believe in sterilisation since i'm mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGE}i did get sterilised for that reason, i know i'm not capable of raising children, i know i have a good chance of abusing{NOT SEXUAL ABUSE}with violence like beating children.

[TheBigboy46]

@Supermassively you planning on getting sterilised soon.

[Supermassively]

@TheBigboy46 Why are you obsessed with asking people if they're getting sterilized?

Only retards, criminals, and people receiving government benefits should be sterilized.

[TheBigboy46]

@Supermassively i just am since i'm a retard myself.

[TheBigboy46]

@Supermassively you have no plans on getting sterilised then.

[Supermassively]

@TheBigboy46 No, I'm a fully functional human being with no mental disorders.

[TheBigboy46]

@Supermassively oh i see, you are not like me then with mild mental retardation.

[TheBigboy46]

@Supermassively why can't you just get sterilised anyway. it would be for your best interest. don't you think so.

[Supermassively]

@TheBigboy46 lol, you really are retarded, huh?

[TheBigboy46]

@Supermassively yes i am, i am mild mentally retarded and that is why i got sterilised when i was very young at the age of 20 years old.

[human20freedom]

this is what i call scientific masturbation ! lol

[TheBigboy46]

@human20freedom you have any plans on getting sterilised so none of your sperm reaches your penis and expel out of your penis during sex and masturbation. i got sterilised when i was 20 years old do to my disability since i'm mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}i do not believe in sperm, to me sperm is very, very dangerous material since it causes a pregnancy. i do not want my sperm to reach my penis and expel out of my penis during sex and masturbation.

[TheBigboy46]

@TheBigboy46 you have no plans on getting sterilised then.

[coolie121]

poor little guys..

[Touristo07]

Ejaculate in the afternoon. It swims faster 8D

[darymalebary]

i knew it.. i knew it..... so you masturbate huh?

woohahahahah

[strilight]

Come on people lets act mature.

Sure its gross, (to some people), but remember, one little thing wrong and you could've been in there. You where sperm too. But luckily you where in your mom, not a petri dish.

[weird08]

what happened to sperm when a girl eat that??

[scap8787]

you are going blind

[TheBigboy46]

@scap8787

i'm not going blind, i'm a mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)man and i do not believe in sperm, i feel sperm is very, very dangerous material since it causes a pregnancy when men deposit their sperm in a woman when having sex. do you plan on getting sterilised after you have some kids of your own.

[TheBigboy46]

why can't all you other men get sterilised like i did since i'm mild mentally retarded.

[moviemaniac180]

because not everyone is mentally retarded

plus the human race must continue!

[TheBigboy46]

do you plan on getting sterilised after you have some children so none of your sperm will reach your penis while you have sexual activity.

[chickendude08]

@TheBigboy46 dude if we all get sterilised the human race will die out, not everyone is retarded ok?

[TheBigboy46]

@chickendude08 yes i know not everyone is retarded, i just want some people to be like me and get fixed, i have a feeling you want some kids also then. after you have some children do you plan on getting yourself fixed then.

[loganw345]

@TheBigboy46 idc if your a retard or not, you sound fucking stupid and it pisses me off.

[TheBigboy46]

@loganw345 why did you say that for, all i said is sperm is dangerous material ashould be able to expel out of a mans to fertilize an egg because sperm is very dangerous material, sperm has no right fertizing an egg, we need to end sperm as we know it, i got my sperm blocked for that reason so none of my sperm cannot make a baby.

[loganw345]

@TheBigboy46 Im not gunna argue with some guy who sounds soooooo fucking stupid, not even worth it, this would - be argument would be fucking stupid in the first place so peace

[loganw345]

@TheBigboy46 and on a final note, just because your mentally fucking retarded doesnt mean everybody is. Just because YOU would also have kids who would possibly also be retarded doesnt mean everybody will have retarded ass kids, so stfu with your end humanity BULLSHIT and get off youtube, i swear there should be an IQ test for people to use this shit...and no im not discriminating mentally challenged people, ive met a bunch, i would hate this guy even if he was normal, hes just fucking ANNOYING.

[TheBigboy46]

@loganw345 why do you say that for, it seems you want a mentally challenged man to cry because you don't understand the reson for sterilisation for mentally challenged men is necessary which it is for some mentally challenged men.

[TheBigboy46]

@loganw345 you are just making me cry all the time jst because i'm a retard and i don't believe in sperm,you have no buisness makng babies yourself, you shold get sterilzed like i was when i was 20 years old because i'ma retard.

[loganw345]

@TheBigboy46 lol im done arguing with yuh peace nuqquh

[zoidbetag]

@loganw345 Lol, he was making fun of you and you took him seriously :))

[TheBigboy46]

@moviemaniac180 i am mild mentally retarded, i'm not telling anyone to get sterilised. it should be their decision to get sterilised.

[TheBigboy46]

@moviemaniac180 i am mild mentally retarded, i'm not telling anyone to get sterilised

[TheBigboy46]

@whitesongs73 thank you very much for understanding.

[buba666able]

@loganw345 HAH you tell him

[prater282]

@TheBigboy46

cuz i want kids...thats why.

[TheBigboy46]

@prater282 why do you want kids for, you don't need any kids of your own. you need to get sterilised, you have no buisness making babies, making babies will be a mistake that you don't need in your life.

[prater282]

@TheBigboy46 SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT SENDING ME THESE DUMBASS COMMENTS, YOUR FUCKING RETARDED, I'M NOT, IF I WANT KIDS YOU DONT HAVE A GODAMN RIGHT TELLING ME WHAT IS AND WHAT ISN'T MY BUSINESS DOING.

I AM GOING TO HAVE KIDS, SO LET IT GO.

ONE MORE TIME AGAIN SINCE YOU'RE RETARDED,

I AM NOT RETARDED LIKE YOURSELF, THEREFORE I DO NOT NEED TO BE STERILIZED. UNDERSTAND THAT !

[TheBigboy46]

@prater282 yes i understand that, i was just hoping you would be like me and not be able to make babies.

[TheBigboy46]

@prater282 you don't need to make a retard cry because what i said.

[TheBigboy46]

@prater282 why can't you at least be like me without any children, i think you would be more happier with your life, you would be sperm free and be able to run around all you want like me.

[TheBigboy46]

@prater282 i just don't get it why you won't get sterilised like me. as i said you really don't need any children period. you need to get your sperm blocked from coming out of your penis.

[gizzisonic]

actually it was in his mouth and he spit it onto a slide :p

[Insanedrummerof12]

so did u just nut all over ur shit or what?

[nyphlod]

@UKkid19 there are some pictures on internet that shows you the exact relative size of things, in nm um and mm, you should search for it, since if i put it as a link here... even i would think of me as spamer.

[TheBigboy46]

sorry guys, this man doesn't believe in sperm. since i'm mild mentally retarded i chose to get sterilised. it's very common for men who are mild-severly mentally retarded choose to get sterilised and i know some men who are mild-moderate mentally retarded got sterilised and they don't like sperm. most of them say they don't believe in sperm. sperm is considered dangerous material.

[Thepapirafis]

holy fuck thats look like mine

[Williamadams96]

@Junije1: What's wrong with showing his sperm under a microscope? every male has sperm, it's a bit grose yes but he didn't show it on youtube to be grose. He may have showed it because it was cool, I thought it was cool. Or It could be so a someone that owned a sperm bank may be interested in his fiertility and hire him. They pay good money for that.

[sprite384]

Cool

[Battlesage]

Y are u breathing so heavy? 0-0

[paintballing4life32]

haha u jacked off into a petri dish

[bc0wful]

lol that's funny

[KyK5Ky]

@paintballing4life32 BAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

[chickenfarm09]

Does this require a special microscope?

[excalebuir]

no just a normal school microscope like a 50 dolar biolux al

[TheBigboy46]

everyone i used to be BIGBATBOY23 but no i'm THEBIGBOY46. i have backed away on everyman should have to get sterilised. UNDERSTAND THAT

[enjoyjared]

How did you get your sperm out? Mine are trapped in my balls and they won't come out!

[Sarahrosebello]

wow lol

[COREkilz]

ITS A WAR!!!!

[Okie7123]

No Kohler Illumination? n00b!

[Feynry]

just so you guys know, as you watch these sperm, each one of these could of been this guys child.

[aacheronn]

and who would pay to raise the thirty million of them?

[IxTeKNiiQUeZxI]

batboy, nobody get's steralized. that's the manlihood of it.

[bigbatboy23]

yes they do, there are a lot of men who choose to get sterilised because they don't want to get their wife or girlfriend pregnant.

[bigbatboy23]

i'm mild mentally retarded and people with MENTAL RETARDATION usually choose to get STERILISED because they are not capable of raising children. i know i'm not capable of RAISING CHILDREN myself. there is a possibility of CHILD ABUSE WITH VIOLENCE that might happen if i had children.(NOT SEXUAL ABUSE)

[TheBigboy46]

yes they do, people with disabilities get sterilised and the general population gets sterilised so there won't be an accidental pregnancy

[TheBigboy46]

@IxTeKNiiQUeZxI well i don't know where you are coming from on this issue, but men and men with disabilities get sterilised for a reason so they can't get a woman pregnant.

[IxTeKNiiQUeZxI]

boooo sterilization/ sterilization is homo!!

[bigbatboy23]

no it isn't, sterilsation means you have no worries of getting a woman pregnant.

[TheBigboy46]

no it isn't

[nunrgtrance2]

HAHAHA!!!! WTF!

[bigbatboy23]

all that sperm is very nasty, i don't like sperm. i hate sperm. i'm just happy my sperm does not come out of my penis. i had a vasectomy when i was 20 years old. i have no regrets of getting a vasectomy. best decision i ever made.

[Arceusvids]

ಠ_ಠ.... Ok...? :P

[morestrangerthanfear]

you mean to tell me that you jacked off and put your cum under your microscope....

w0w

[MadMAn12gauge]

who wouldnt? honestly lol, i have, i bet 100% of anyone that owns a microscope

had done this

[tekkenhalo]

I haven't; I've done blood though.

[bigbatboy23]

get yourself a vasectomy, you don't need to deposit your sperm in a woman and you know sperm is dangerous material since it causes a pregnancy. you have no buisness depositing your sperm in a woman.

[MadMAn12gauge]

ill just shoot it in your mouth instead

[guyonfire87]

hehe hermaprodites have neather XXY cromosome or YYX hehe a human with both girl part and boy so they can decide for themselfs what they want to turn out to what a shoice

[xXHaRDxDRiiVEXx]

If your sperm has arms and legs it means you ejaculate froggies, lol.

[jigglyfidda125]

im 11 years old now. when will i get sperm???

i still haven't got hair (down there) or anything

[wellendoxairfix]

hmm .. im 13 now and got hair (down there) and sperm with 12  :D

[jigglyfidda125]

what does :d mean?

[wellendoxairfix]

:d means that im grinning ^^

[jigglyfidda125]

do u know any other such abbreviations i should know about?

thanks in advance baby

[wellendoxairfix]

uhm... ok i can tell you 1 when you masturbate... IT WILL BURN LIKE HELL xD only when you have sperm ^^ then it will burn and then *plock* *shot sperm* ;) my english suck,i hope you know what i mean

[anchient7stiffy]

depends on the person

[bodgie247]

No fertility problems there pal. Your man gel is incredibly mobile....

NOW GO AND MAKE A BABY.

[7ravi3Z0]

Hmmm, my sperm had arms and legs.

Is there something wrong with me?

[uncoverbrother]

in 5th grade, i heard that a 7th grader was asked by his teacher to contribute a sample after going to the bathroom so the class could look at it under the microscope. now, that i'm grown, i highly doubt that that actually happened.

[echofox319]

how much semen did you put under the microscope?

[illaztic]

lmao self sucked

[TenthAmendmentIssues]

If I tried this, they'd all probably be dead or none at all.