TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!!

[marlakmartin1]

that is crazy stupid stuff of the brothers, lmao, people and the shit they do! is there viagra involved guys and their brains between their legs crap!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBroCouch]

this video is awesome!

[NewHottness23]

Sorry Phil youre wrong. The equation unicorn X sandwich / 700 Bees=42 which is the meaning of life. Just ask the Overlord Google....not to mention Douglas Adams. The Baggy was rea tho, it was ultra-top secret alien space coke.

[Nekojin27]

U blink alot. Its really kool

[Jakecoolio123]

Focaccia

[jedimasterknight0709]

I think its a UFO at the bottom of the ocean. I'm 92.341269% sure that's what it is.

[thegreenspotshow]

omg i totally agree with rutang835 except i am younger.

[Rutang835]

it sucks being 15 and hearig about what kind of crap is gonna happen in your future education :(

[MrTLarge]

0:24 Cracked up.

[HectorLoves]

I was really trying to pay attention to the video... But the featured video of Rihanna bending over in a skimpy bikini was making it really, really hard.

[DubstepBubbles]

the american government doesn't really want to have a good education for the american children because then they could make there own decisions and it would be harder to brain wash them. (my theory)

[stargaterocks001]

unicorn X sandwich / 700 bees

im using that on my next math test

[aK1DNaM3DCuDi]

theres 802 aliens that dont want to be found

[Mekoji]

When you said "Sugar babies" I was all like "Doctor Who yay! :D" and then I was all like "WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PROSTITUTES?!?! NOOOOO! D:"

[ltaylor353]

I'm surprised that I had to watch a full advertisement to watch PhilD

[qzone421]

I love ur videos!!!!

[lavahead146]

You're over 20?!

[rey37995092]

prostitution is illegal?????

[rey37995092]

Wait a minute,,,,,

[MrAdedase24]

4:10 Hey i have the same hot wheels glasses!!!

[MrACEMAN360]

we found an ATLANTIS SHIP!!!

[ijusmadisup]

I so wish i would have seen this before today and i know you dont care phil or your editor that i think would go after my crazy asian ex>>>>> ;)>>>>>>>>>>>>>worth it for 1 ish night(s) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>but man im commenting on stuff you've done in the future to this and forgot to comment on MOTD YES SO then i wouldnt be breaking the law every wednsday and thursday night before they raised the prices for friday :( <--- sadface

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[toulouse666]

It would be awesome if it would be "alien" technology, but its most likely something totally boring... or "secret" stuff that is obviously never, ever going to be explained...

IF, and that is a BIG IF, this retarded story about finding a "white substance" and he decided to snort it is beyond retarded as anyone that watched Pulp Fiction knows full well is that "accidentally" snorting heroin instead of cocaine is sure to KILL YOU! ;)

[jgonzal63]

u sir are a FUCKING RETARD!

[uponit12345]

I remember this vid was called sugar babies go to college bfor

[annonymousman]

what super cool helicopter

[PervAccount]

The "leader" of lolsec looks exactly as i (and i assume everyone else) had pictured him. A scrawny, white, suburban kid.

[dempaboda]

Wrong wrong wrong information as usual.

Facts!

The discovery 2011-07-19 Baltic Sea

the object's size, 180 feet in diameter

bottom trace is over 1800 feet.

And he who is in the picture are not Peter Lindberg, it's Dennis Åsberg from Ocean Explorer.

Thanks,

Dennis Ox

[CODzombiesforIpod]

Why would they cut the education system?

[annabeth105]

IM A WOMAN AND I HAS WARM FEET YAAAAAAAAY

[Cvdf3]

The helicopter was a chinook, nothing secret, the one that went down was destroyed to keep the tech on board out of terrorist hands. As far as I know, anyhow.

[bradleycontois]

wow... the moment you started talking about tax cuts and numbers... i didnt realize it butt i was nanoseconds from click on the next video then i realised oh this video isnt even half way done yet better keep watching xD

[candyjunkie1]

Narwal discus at the bottomm of the sea

[HollyHolyballsackz]

My parents want mr to go to college, but I'm already in a technical school for cosmetology, so to go to college just to come out with no breath taking job. . Doesn't seem realistic to me.

[middlevin]

Yup

[ajminter11294]

Wat is this super secret show!!!!!!!!!!

[Immabeast679]

The answer is 12 narwhals.

[michellelovesworld]

I always have burning hot feet at night

[reillylm]

unicron X sandwich / 700 bees

[ObamaLovesYOU]

New Video:

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The President addresses the "Nation"

from Philip DeFranco's house.

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[Fukuronnie]

Ok if those girls have time to be on there computers searching for sugar daddies then they have time to get a job. So what if you have to work at Wendy's or the mall?? That's honest hard work. But no. They want to prositute themselves out. Watcha could have done is join the military, do your 4 years then there's your education! And you can even get paid to go to school!

[boldengleads]

go holland! lol

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[tyhy1]

we in holland have legl prostitution and it is very tax profitable :)

[maxster14]

i hope its alien tech

unicorn times sandwich * 700 bees

[maxster14]

i hope its alien tech

[PewTube33]

The Disc Is CAPTAIN AMERICA!

[clarkkent999]

big ball wins. i win. kthxbye

[Caosmagician214]

Prostitution? You make a point sir and it does make sense...BUT, I don't think people will go for it because it's demeaning to women and such and if it's demeaning to women then oh no we can't do it because women are sooo special. poop....-__-"

[frij0lita]

woman always have cold feet lmao

[MartyMcflyz]

OH MY GOD WE'VE LOCATED MEGATRON!

[MrACEMAN360]

@MartyMcflyz or its Captain America

[islandknightlife]

@MrACEMAN360 captain america was already found :P

[Nesoja]

Doesnt that light on all of Phils shows on the far right make his video look like a puzzle piece if you turn off the anotations?

Or...or is that just me...

[Chester5704]

my names kenneth, now i feel special

[Gourmeticainsularis1]

WHAT THE FUCK? Come on! of course the cuts are made to stuff we are low in not in a surplus *COUGHWEAPONS*COUGH*COUGH

[newwavegirl10]

Compramize between 2 people is what makes relationships last The education system is so screwed up that my degree is usless. I did not learn what was needed for me to optain a job, there are plenty in my feild I just don't know how to do any of the stuff they want because it was not taught, the classes were dropped and replaced with, no joke underwater basket weaving. I think we need to back to a day where a high school deploma was enough and the rest you could learn on the job.

[niLnevyH]

@emospazz1 they are pretty beast :D

[anosn122]

That is such a lame story... they could have added a dragon and maybe a spaceship! to make finding white stuff in the ocean more.... fun to listen to.

[chikka5719]

Some kids are so stupid! Why would you get high in the middle of the ocean -if that is even true-!

[Hreinn91]

Just stop beating around the fucking bush and raise the taxes

[SoItMadeTwiceThename]

What if that disk hit ground when there wasnt no waterz there :/

[ryanp123456]

Taxing something like prostitution is almost as corrupt as making it illegal in either case the statement "the government has rights over what you do with your body behind closed doors" is true.

[brokenBDA]

well it is posible to find a floter. i know an old woman that found a floter. she did 7 years for it her hubby to.

[prattlesnake42]

Prostituuuution legalization....woooo

[lordneo256]

@prattlesnake42 What. In Dutch we have drugs, sex and rock and roll. We still exist. So what's the deal? You know US porn market is probably the biggest in the world. Why not pay a girl to bone you? It happens any way. Difference is that you admit it happens and you can protect people from being abused and only the pimp getting lots of kudos.

[heglmale]

cool



[livinginhell96]

oooo how many gigs??

[HeavyMetalCanuck]

legalize prostitution and marijuana

[comodorefluffy]

legalize marijuana. tax the ever living fuck out of it. debt siolved

[penney1606]

College is too expensive. I will be goign to school for my second year in the fall, and this will probs be my last year cause I can't afford it any more.

[Pekoautika]

Well, if a gov't agency goes after that "ship" people will definitely have a reason to be suspicious...

[lolcatperson]

Bush tax, giggity.

[Necronaut]

yea its was a super secrete helicopter. but it was still just a loud ass helicopter. which is obsolete technology

[MuffinsOfEpic]

Alright, let's do the math.

Unicorn X Sandwich=14 Sand Dragons

14 Sand Dragons divided by 700 bees is impossible. We must convert the bees into Sand Dragons. Seeing how 100 bees=1 Sand Dragon, the answer is simple: 2 Sand Dragons.

Converting to the alphabet, we can see that the odds are 1 in 19114441817151419.

[Fox1991]

You think it was this that went into the ocean??

news.yahoo.com/contact-lost-hy­personic-glider-launch-1630163­25. html

[jennmully21]

iPods!!!!!!!

[halfsleepin]

phil thanks for the secret show

[LoughlinFX]

An ipod ftw

[KorGaraak]

The disk is a Stargate. Came flying out of the sky and skidded along the ground.

[MrCupron]

Probably some WWII Nazi work.

[Xboxlover806]

I know the substance! Hint. it is fluid that comes out of a straight dick.

[topleftpixel24]

philly D, we need more people with your piont of views!!!!

[Jakain101]

But...I'm jake davis.

[Smallavelle]

it's probably a meteor

[OneAppleBoy]

"putting on glasses to see dislike bar" OH MY GOD THAT DISLIKE BAR IS ALMOST AS BIG AS MY PENIS!

[dustinmorris1981]

super secret show? not on youtube then were is it? i know my noob is showing...

[rbalssla1]

Sugar babies .. how poor they are ... education fee is soo expensive

[tmcruz825]

On August 3rd this year, A jogger found 55 lbs of cocaine that washed up on shore in Galveston. True story

[sheilamariedodson]

Boo

[d3mig0dj]

The bees is where i got lost.

[LemnzestManatee]

@Seraph821 Yeah it is scary, but its been happening all throughout human history. I suppose all you can really do is try to keep your eyes open to the truth while the morons stick their heads in the sand.

[IDIDNTDOITproduction]

unicorn times sandwich divided by 7... hundred bees. xD

[sadied0g]

Phil is teh cool

[MrCsimonds]

kjnweqdewrwtgtgrtbgvdfv

[loyalarmy98]

Your next douchebags of the day: CANADA

Those sons of bitches thinks its cool to club seals, baby seals.

Google that shieet!

[Thornleyfan4ever]

@loyalarmy98 You cant blame Canada as a whole you fucking idiot its actually mostly American and Asian corporations. Keep your prejudices to yourself please and thank you.

[SweatyRombus]

@Thornleyfan4ever canda sucks



[Thornleyfan4ever]

@SweatyRombus I would have to disagree and i believe your prejudices come from misguided and/or mis-informed prior knowlege of Canada leading me to blelieve your a complete idiot who often jumps to conclusions and when you are backed into a corner like i have made you. You resort to an idiotic remark or some terrible attempt at an insult towards me. Nice try though.

[SweatyRombus]

@Thornleyfan4ever so what has canada done for the world?

[tomjw7]

@Thornleyfan4ever people in the U.S dont have any knowlage of Canada, save ur breath.

[Thornleyfan4ever]

@tomjw7 It's a shame

[griffjag2020]

@tomjw7 And you have no knowledge of correct spelling, do you?

[tomjw7]

@griffjag2020 nope, not at all. at least i admit it, whats ur excuse?

[griffjag2020]

@tomjw7 What? every word in my comment was spelled correctly dumbass

[tomjw7]

@griffjag2020 i mean for not knowing anything about Canada. but it doesnt matter, i dont wanna argue over stupid things. im sorry

[griffjag2020]

@tomjw7 I know about Canada, It's America's hat

[AsianDamnation]

@Thornleyfan4ever i find it funny ur protecting canada by blaming other people -.-

[Thornleyfan4ever]

@AsianDamnation Not really, i'm stating facts ive seen documentarys on this, Canada is a country, you cant blame it as a whole its only corporations that club the seals. Blaming Canada for the seal clubbers is like blaming all of U.S for poor economy or blaming the UK for the BP oil spills, just because greedy companys do bad things does not mean at all that people should blame their country. Thats plain ignorance.

[AsianDamnation]

@Thornleyfan4ever i actually i agree with but naming asian an americans may get you some flaming

[Thornleyfan4ever]

@AsianDamnation You misunderstood me. I blamed asian and American corporations, not their population nor their government unlike the guy above. I was just reinforcing the fact that though the event occurs in Canada its not at all Canada's fault. Sorry if my non-claritys had offended you.

[nyancatftw1]

@loyalarmy98 fuck you you dumb faggot thats companies and inuit hunters not all canadians idiot

[HeavyMetalCanuck]

@loyalarmy98 oh come on, they kill the seals with a spike to the brain. That is a very fast death. Look at slaughterhouses! Pigs, cows and chickens are treated horribly and then killed. You should be more concerned about global warming currently melting their sea ice habitat earlier each year.

[Thedobeymaster]

@loyalarmy98 I live in canada, and -news flash- not everybody lives in igloos, its not all cold, and we don't club seals. We are like America- only a little colder.

[RyanStash]

@GFunkMachine <3



[HannahHootieToot]

Wow, he's a big guy...never realized...YOU'VE HIDDEN IT WELL, PHIL. BRAVO.

[lochen33]

finding floating junk isn't all that crazy. 1) Fish tend to live in current streams. 2) Anyone trying to make a long run through the ocean will use a current stream to save gas.

[souperman1159]

Didn't he change the thumbnail?

[cathasmykeyboard]

...isn't that a picture of an iPhone? >.>

[SilynJaguar]

ipodddddddddddddddddddddduhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhh

[SpontaneousWhim]

It's Captain America. 

[jen2471]

It shaped like the mulenium falcon

[Kron0pt]

I'm curious about that disk... I think I might fund those guys... one day...

[anoramaX]

Cfgh

[BigBadDaddy0]

Gold digging whores. best.quote.ever

[Andressantiago182]

me clicky-ly clacked tha t like buttom

[dispersingreality]

Ha stupid people how Stupid.

[iceylego1]

evial me sorry

[iceylego1]

hi watch my evial brother

[bailmeout]

yuuuuppppp!!!



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[kellyp023]

Your 40 year old rant cracked me up. :)

[Narutofan99991]

you rock i just broke my ipo i need one

[xSleepyWafflesx]

I think it actually is the millenium falcon

[FlammablePenguin640X]

Cool angry birds

[agoodday4you]

Legalize pot and prostitution and let the taxes pay off our debt, also fuck the rich and their tax cuts!

[FaisalQuadri22]

Derp

[decafcoffee2353]

Derp.

[ewilli777]

I've seen that girl on a web site before lol... hotornot.com... very funny site tbh

[Edilia818]

Love ur show, the way u say things is very entertaining!!

[bobiscoo]

women finding the easy way to pay off debts as usual...

[MsBlackdeath13]

I think that the ship on the bottom of the ocean looks like the millenium falcon.. :)

[peacockin01]

God How Cute Is Phillip (:

[bobiscoo]

is it captain america

[speedlord2]

Whats the brand of his glasses? True religion?

[WGAFproductionz]

YOU WERE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR ON BLACKBOXTV :D

[Cjbibbs6789]

Hi iPod Fu

[cubemaster28]

Education cost is pretty high..... Like those two brothers when they snorted that random bag of white powder

[BAMFforlife2580]

Your awesome...keep it up!

[WhatEverImClever]

No pride day, because thats everyday other than Gay pride day

[LemUUU]

is it just me, or does that look an awful lot like the millennium falcon?

[DeloWaters]

Chuck Norris threw his hot plate into the ocean.

[2MCDo]

Wow that guy talks fast but its entertaining

[Darthmoro]

Plants vs Zombies

[ileftmyheartinGA]

The picture of the money you used, at 3:34, is not Ben Franklin... ??

[ericpage420]

For instance, in 2001 a U.S. Navy submarine had some visitors on board, and the Captain thought it might be fun for them if the boat preformed an emergency surfacing maneuver.

Now the odds against the sub striking a Japanese fishing boat full of school children, sinking it, and killing everyone on board must have been astronomical, but it did happen.

[ericpage420]

On the finding a package full of white powder in the ocean thing, just because the odds against it are high doesn't mean that it didn't happen.

[Lowtiercomputer]

I think that debt ceiling can go burn, just like the money it's using. 

[KozmikCloud]

Hey does anyone know why your fullscreen just stops working...like its just black, i can hear but i cant see :(

[speedlord2]

Anybody knows what brand his glasses from?