im back! first desert VLOG.

[Ataylor0]

MOAR vids!!

[sajakbar]

you lucky swine :D, my brother went over there for a bit, said something about the highway being in the way of the beach O.o. but yeh show us some rich people cars!! "much easier to talk when youre on the shit thats not collapsing beneath you" ha qoute of the day :D

[mrphate89]

haha thanks buddy :D

ooo dont worry i got a list of places to go when i got either a car or bike on the road over here.... gonna take you lot to a house where a bloke brought 100 top range mercs and painted them all rainbow colors and use em as garden ornaments... plus ill go walk around the showrooms :D

[verox144]

Nice to have you back m8 =)

Hope to see more vids soon :D

I will hopfully be riding my yamaha in the near future,

if the weather allows me ^^

[mrphate89]

thanks buddy :P, yeah hopefully you lot will start getting some nice riding weather, prob is as you start getting nice weather i start getting stupid heat weather.

[Nickpatient]

Looks like it's gonna be a cool series, living in dubai? You'll probs get 10,000 more subcribers in weeks now!~~ I like the camera angle but it seems abit to zoomed in.. I like to see dials and hands etc.. Otherwise it's nice. ;D

[mrphate89]

10,000 a week.... that might be pushing it mate :P i have got 4 since the vid went up though lol.

you can see the dials at some points :P normally when im sat down on the bike lol.

[SimmanGodz]

I need to do off roading sometime...you people always have so much fun :)

[mrphate89]

offroading is great fun, and bloody good fitness training :D

[SimmanGodz]

Thats good...I need to lose some weight ;)

[mrphate89]

then go out today and buy a nice dirt bike :D

trust me you wont regret it.

[SimmanGodz]

I would...but I dont have a license or the money...yet :)

Definalty will be getting into off roading...Looks like a great break from the city. (Ny is blah)

[mrphate89]

you dont need a license to do offroading mate :P my bike is not registered or road legal :P

and you can pick a old banger bike up for few hundred smackers. deffo worth it.

[SimmanGodz]

I'll definatly be looking into dirt bikes in the near future :)

[mrphate89]

they are good fun :D

[sgtmarkins]

Awsome.... A new place to check out...

[mrphate89]

hehe cheers buddy.

[FETZIahallebad]

I'm so jealous :D

[mrphate89]

at the amount of off road potential or the bike.... or just me in general... :) hehe

[FETZIahallebad]

all of these ;)

[mrphate89]

ahhh thought so :D

[FETZIahallebad]

@mrphate89 yeah, wanna go to dubai too, too cold up here in germany >.> :D

[mrphate89]

hehe, it gets too hot here in the summer. becomes torture to ride.

[FETZIahallebad]

i would do anything to get more than -2°C :D

[mrphate89]

haha.... yeah but -2 is better then 50C... lol

[Wever1988]

great to have ya back mate.

can't wait for some ktm fails ;-)

[mrphate89]

no falls on this series, but i stalled the bike like 4 times :D

cos im talking i keep being in the wrong gear for jumping, and stalling :D

[Wever1988]

no falls....ahh bagger XD

Still great to see ya doing well there in Dubai.

[mrphate89]

@Wever1988

dont worry, be going out to the real desert someone, expect some falls then :D

[superjackhamm3]

PHATE, good to see you again man. That ktm sounds sweet ! wish I could be riding in the desert. Well done for finally getting a video uploaded

All the best mate

[mrphate89]

cheers mate, bike sounds nicer in person, all grunty. this is my back for awhile.... untill i hurt myself again anyway :D

[Snowythebear]

great vid. welcome back

[mrphate89]

thanks buddy :)

[danmoto73]

i want sand too, great stuff :D

[Thunderbrat666]

Must have sand! :/

[mrphate89]

its brilliant stuff!!!!

[mrphate89]

well get on a plane and come visit mate!!! rent a few bikes and hit the desert!

[8cuttlefish8]

Its great ur back mate, looks like ur having a lotta fun over there :D.

[mrphate89]

thanks buddy :) tis good to be back, and good to see you bunch of sad buggers still watch me :D

[Skazzious]

Oh double comment but dude... they are always digging up roads in this country to... what the fuck else do you think they are going to do with tax payers money in an attempt to fuck me right off... and obviously make it look like they are doing anything.

[mrphate89]

yeah... but i mean i went on that same route less then 24 hours before, and they had dug the whole thing up... and it was 6am!!!

[Skazzious]

Same as what they do to me... prefectly good black top and the bastards know you want to use it... so they camp out... wait... then SMASH IT UP... just as your coming to it... its a bloody conspiracy I tell you!

[Skazzious]

Good that your bac,,, and good that you left the country... really bad round here recently man... just pray that you stay the fuck out of this hole :D

Didnt expect it to be a perm trip that you were going on but its pretty gnarly that youve made it out there.

Hope you enjoy it.

[mrphate89]

double commenting WHORE!!! nah, for you its ok haha.....

yeah, screw comming back to the uk, i like getting 100% of my wages. plus im fed of rain, grey, shitty smoke prices....

gotta get a bunch of you over on holiday haha!!! just need to get my road bike and flat sorted over here now :D

[Skazzious]

What can I say I'm a right slag and a cheap poster :D

Damned man pay must pwn out there, lots of sand, lack of rain... cheap smokes... expensive contraception :p or have you decided for your wallets sake to go celibate haha!

Would be cool to make a trip out that way... would love to try some of that sand riding, real off roading... where regular riding is like no road at all :D

Wife would kill me though... and I would want to bring guzzle :/

[mrphate89]

@Skazzious

hehe..... bring the wife and guzzle..... prob is its not a cheap country to live..... and even when i get my flat sorted it be a small place lol....

o i forgot to mention it costs 1 pound to fill the ktm full of fuel :D

[Skazzious]

All that bloody sand should be cheap as... uhh... Chinese... yeah. Hmm... 1 quid... a quid of what... very expensive water? hippy petrol... no way does regular fuel cost like air there man that's mental :p I could run guzzle on piss if I were out there by the sounds of it... or your KTM is magical

[mrphate89]

fuel is cheaper then water over here...

i can fill the 4x4 up for about 10 quid :D just to prove it, i will do a fuel station vid for you skazz.

[Skazzious]

Jesus man thats mental :p you need to bottle the stuff and mail it over haha I may actually be able to start guzzle if I lived there. You have to do the video... then I have to do a response based here People will see how sucky prices are here that way!

[mrphate89]

ill ship you a boat full for a small profit :D 50p a liter :P

ill take a 15 liter jerry can down and get it filled while filming on thursday to prove it :D then u do the compare vid, to see how much the uk fucks us over.

[Skazzious]

I remember when I started riding it was only about 85p a liter... now its starting to take the piss... then again you don't see people complaining about the price of a liter of coke :p but they do when it comes to petrol everybody goes mental. Now all we can say is damned dude your lucky...

Looking forward to seeing the video... then if Guzz is back on the road by then I can go and fill that fucker up...

[mrphate89]

second one is up mate :P

yeah coke is 20p a liter over here.... bloody rip if you ask me!!!!

but then u look at booze prices, i pay 8-10 quid a pint in a pub, and ALOT more in decent hotels and restaurants. i payed 25 quid for a double vodka redbull in a night club the other weekend.... :'(

[Skazzious]

Nice one I will check it out now :)

Damned they ask for an arm and a leg... tight wad bastards. Should take a page out of England's book, stuff the arm and a leg and take the rest of the body to.

If I were you mate I would give up all that crap and just stick to whats good... cheap ass petrol and a fuck load of off roading and wide open spaces. I would rather spend my money on the go juice for the bikes than on booze :p

Its what I do here haha... If my bikes could run on lager and ale though

[mrphate89]

yeah, ive basically given up drinking. only the odd beer while im working at clubs/concerts.... and a few at BBQ's (when other people buy em :P)

prefer being on the bike then going out on the lash anyway... i do miss the friday night life on the UK though!

[Skazzious]

Is a friday night that much more different there than here... I imagine everything to be all vodka bar ish over there since wasn't the area a recent rich boy development area or some wank?

Wonders... Are the roads as clear at night there as here?

Imagine how much shit you could rip the fuck out of with nobody around... full speed 30 feet leaps of faith :D

[mrphate89]

still a large number of pubs and clubs, it just does not have the same feel as hitting the town and going out.

yeah still is a rich boy development, lots of business men with there gayboy drinks and high class whores.

best time for the roads is when i leave for work at 5.30am :D no one about...

plus bikes cnt get speeding tickets over ehre, so fun times!

[DeepSolidHeart]

Hey Mate! glad your back to youtube, never experience dune bashing on a bike, but on a car, am pretty much close =] thanks for this video, you are gonna make more videos? maybe try to make a street vlog for once

[mrphate89]

gonna be a bunch more video's now i got my new camera :P

ill get some street vlogs up when i get another street legal bike... the ktm is not road registered.

[sebbyrules]

About time!

I've missed you phate.

[mrphate89]

hehe, well im back now!!!

[hughes111]

:( Come back to england, You enjoying it out there? Looks fun but damn, just desert everywhere?

[mrphate89]

loving it over here, got to be one of the best country's for off roading, you can bugger off anyway..... this is going to be a 5 part series 2 :D

im pretty crap in the video's and im too lazy to edit it all :>)