The Internet Is Made Of Cats

[spfinc1212]

STOP ACTA! ITS KILLING CATS!

[TheStandUpInTheHat]

im not a cat person

because i was never bitten by a radioactive cat

-Ed Bryne

[ONEOFHAM1]

The internet was actually made by a bunch of military tech nerds in NORAD during the 80s to link the nations defense departments together.

[Midnight111x]

The fuck is up with the Bonsai Kittens reference around 0:45-0:50?

[Midnight111x]

*masturbates*

[SquareB0t]

ahh i get it... the internet it made up of pussys

[waldowambo]

How does the owner up even put up with making all these stupid videos????!!!!!!!!!

[slyspy70]

Wait, god kills a kitten every time I masturbate? I must've killed a LOT of cats

[waldowambo]

what was the reason of this video, anyways???!!!

[waldowambo]

wow.

[RyanDolan123]

@AsmodelSoljah Yes.

[AsmodelSoljah]

Am I the only one who thinks LOLcats are dead?

[sillybear3101]

i learned a new thing to day

[bigdaveandweedave]

LOL!!! awesome

[Queenrock990]

*Bought on Itunes immediately*

[fadedflage]

 NEDM

[ThrasherContinue]

yay maru

[GENIUSGT]

477 dogs...

[Whiskers2018]

Ha ha thats funny! :)

[ProductionsGeant]

" 474 dislike", seems that dogs learnt how to use the internet.

[irvingadkins616]

This vid is a favorite on Kuwait

[Ascaithe]

Alternatively you could say the internet was made of twats...

[ubu2010]

so thats why my internet connection is so fast i have 5 cats

[Ascaithe]

Since the internet's about 90% porn, I guess you could say it was made of pussies... uh, I mean cats...

[AnEpicMouse]

Reddit in a nutshell...

[zeekyblahIV]

On the topic of the internet, did you know that the first ever email said "Lo"? It was supposed to say "Login" but the computer crashed after sending the O.

[gaaraneeds2lol]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[BillyMaysOxyClean]

Take all my money D:

[songbird543]

^ ^

(O.O) meow.

[thebunsters1]

that explains why the cursor is called a 'mouse'...

[fairyheli2]

so that's why my internet is so fast now, where's it was shit five years ago. I had 56kb/s now I have 16mb/s

[Fuperbooper]

Great... buffering again... Who masturbated?

[ryanotten1990]

So then everything really is about pussy?!? F*ck!!

[ItsMisterPigForYou]

best 3:01 minutes of my life

[dragonome]

Internet is made of cats with arrows in their knees

[CreepyMonsterKock]

Co ja pacze

[morinmukk]

Does anyone have a guitar tab of this?

[lyokoprincess151]

If the internet was made of cats, wouldn't that make Greece the owner of the internet and not Japan....? //shot

[juvexe]

wait a second! Does this mean the internet is made of cats? :P

[al3699]

surely you mean

THE INTERNETZ HAZ CATZ

[Stupidracoon]

This is stupid.

[xaiber16]

So cats like porn because mostly the internet is filled with porn

[VaderforprezAZ09]

Why doesn't this video have more views?

[Sekatathefag]

In China they eat cats so that`s why there is internet censorship

I get it!

[FeeTheBitch]

it all makes sense now...

[ChanseManse]

Maybe thats why we have so good internet at home. We have 13 cats! :-D

[rosestar130]

@TheDragonJustin fuck u go kittehs stay here

[rosestar130]

U sound like my cousin in Australia.

[TommittajaFIN]

I can't stop listening to this....

[TheDragonJustin]

so if 1:04 and 1:44 are correct then to stop the cats from ruleing all of us and making us slaves to cat overlords. and god kills a cat when he sees us masterbaate. we all must emediatle run ouside naked and cronicly masterbate to save the human race!

FOR THE HUMAN RACE!!*posts this comment and runs out the door*

[idk1287]

i can't watch this without smiling...

[TheShadylightbulb]

lasers and hats

okaaayyyyyyy?

[MarioMan445]

LOL DOMO AT 1:02

[delsiemeineke]

nice promotion

[TheLastDaedricTsar]

...I thought the internet was made of memes.

[CamBen24]

I knew it was keyboard cat when I saw the shape of the black outline.

[MinchuxN1]

;DDDDD

[crazycatlady39]

The one Maru Summoned

[crazycatlady39]

Makes you wonder who the 'Dark One-savior of the cat race' was.

I have a cat named Dark One-maybe she had something to with it???

HA-HA!!!

[Majkii94]

whut waz the first one? cats or the internet? :D

[petar4onachev]

Eversince i adopted my cats my internet has become faster :)

[GreeniexD]

does the word cats sound weird to you now?

[MyNameIsViolet]

@GreeniexD lol, a little...

[dragonome]

@GreeniexD

Thanks to you, it does now, goddamnit

[Virtimera]

Nyan Cat decided to fart rainbow ethernet cables after seeing this video.

[LadyJJ1996]

I used to have like 6 catss.My internet wasn't all that great.Now i got 1 cat and my internet is kinda good..someone explain?

[RayneAeon]

@LadyJJ1996 obviously, you were keeping them from working on the internet! hence slower intenets

[NeonJ82]

@LadyJJ1996 Those cats weren't on the internet.

[LadyJJ1996]

@NeonJ82 Oh... xD

[kyuhide]

CATURDAY!

[Fingerboard39]

My cat is the king of Internet.

[CaioLugia2]

I'll never going to masturbate anymore! I SWEAR!!!

[YoYoTobie]

Thumbs up if your listenin this with headphones!

[NeonJ82]

Lee: Or, you know, MARU.

[kayandsav35]

im blinded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........­.......

[TheSackboy6655]

This why I bought a cat for Internet

[TheLastDaedricTsar]

That explains everything...the Illuminati is just a front for Lolcats...go figure.

[legojimmie]

I already knew that, because I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGAH

[ballpark9ify]

so true



[thatguymelvin]

this will be stuck in my head for the rest of my life, thanks internet.

[ImWeird4You]

I. love. this. so. freaking. much.

[WrestlingGod900]

this sucks

[ImWeird4You]

@WrestlingGod900 **this does not suck.

[WrestlingGod900]

@ImWeird4You i was just joking

[ImWeird4You]

@WrestlingGod900 Better have been :3

[daphonygal2341]

@WrestlingGod900 YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is PURE geenus, everything is so clear now

[lee99955]

i think they found the savior of the internet cat race, it is Nyan cat

[darkrealm666]

Horrible. 

[quickhakker]

tf2 aint the internet lol

[MrGuitarb1rd]

LIEZ CAKE GOES IN MAH BELL- ...wait what? But ofcourse the internet is made of cats :3 ***I make retarded comments =}D*** Refridgerator

[Cthlhu4President]

Damn! I was sure the internet was made from hats!

[DorthLous]

But... Nyan cat...

[ELKFaycal]

LOL ! 450 doesn't understand the cat Internet !

[DogsAreThe]

lol

[bunjumb897]

You are like a filthy lier! The internet is NOT made of cats! So stop trying to get ppl upset by lying! EVERYBODY THE INTERNET IS NOT MADE OF CATS THIS PERSON IS A LIER!

[Queenrock990]

@bunjumb897 Shut the fuck up! Its comedy!

[AdolphX]

@bunjumb897 omg really?! you sir just won +1 internetz

[o0o0ChuckNorris0o0o]

If that's true, I'm responsible for the death of half the world's kittens.

[timoman6]

If it doesnt play it use 1:02

[timoman6]

LOL 1:04 "sees you masturbate"

[timoman6]

I have two questions.

1. What are you smoking?

2. Can i have some?

[r4z0r94]

This video took ages to buffer for me :/ Off to the RSPCA adoption agency it is!

[ivargmer]

It's true!!! When I had a cat, i didnt receive internet fails or problems, and my bandwith went up to 12 MB now, that my cat is dead results = About 29 problems a day, and max 2.2 MB .. :(

[alienjoe123]

its made of wires, and it wasn't made in 2001, it was made waaayyy back in the 80s. but wasn't massively used until the late 90s

[iJarritos]

What is the internet made of?

[patrickRoy33kaw]

its actually made of nyan cat!!!

[TheCelestialTeacup]

these guys definitely surf the /b/. it all makes sense

[100espada]

*watches video*

Seems legit.

[changeisgoodify]

hmmm more cats= more bandwith i gonna buy then 1 million tomorrow :D

[MniToster]

This song seems legit

[hantsbear]

Genius!

[CasualGamer98]

i dont have any cats no wonder i have slow internet

[jullachris90]

@CasualGamer98 There must be a lot of cats at my university...

[ProfessorDJINN]

I always wondered what the was the difference between a cat 5 ethernet cable and a cat 6 ethernet cable. Now I know. More cats = more bandwidth.

[Kittenlover02]

@ProfessorDJINN AWESOME!!!!!! 100TH THUMBS - UPPER!!!

[AmateurAirsoftNI]

Needs an update for Nyan cat!

[SovSnipa]

HISTORICAL INACCURACY!! The Internet wasn't created in Japan. It was created by Tim Berners-Lee from London, UK!

[avmf8]

@SovSnipa No it started in Japan because the internet is made of cats.

[HMEngaged]

@SovSnipa No! It was made by the Japenese under the dying wish hello kitty

[NeonShuriken]

Monorail Cat is not amused.

[andyjerome1]

The only cat gods are Longcat, Tacgnol, and the ceiling and basement cats!

[warchild1976]

cat power :)

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

Ceiling Cat approves.

[TheFailful]

why i can't stop liking this?

[egirleagle]

so, i was at the movies recently, and there was a preview, and at the end it said 'so we can fill the internet with even more cats!' i was laughing and laughing because i was thinking of this video

[SKEEDOOPSTER]

439 ppl jacked off to this song not realising the consequenses

[maxzmo13]

if god killed a cut every time he saw someone mastubate there would be about

-90978536580344367545266886531­865653515653267953672 cats

[timoman6]

1:02 SEES YOU MASTURBATE

[timoman6]

1:04 SEES YOU MASTURBATE

[HALO3091]

HA

[frozenflamegaby]

i have the strangest boner right now.

[Zwergie222]

@frozenflamegaby Try not to masturbate, or God will kill a kitten.

[timoman6]

1:04 SEES YOU MASTURBATE

[Katsprky]

So thats why i have a badbandwidth

[Runningjoels]

@AnthonyBlackthorn i found your mom very easy to masturbate to... although her saggy tits are kinda gross

[staraptor2010]

this is awesome

[SmileyDoom]

Nyan

[FrenchDavid50]

The four currently reigning net-cat gods are nyan cat, keyboard cat, ceiling cat, and maru. and that a FACT!!!

[septtau]

@FrenchDavid50 what's about longcat?

[Arkanist69]

I wish I had a cat >_<

[GuitaristInProgress]

AWESOME. It's funny because it's true!

[Myview246]

you mean its full of pussies - big difference!

[Xearin]

Suddenly RubberFruit makes sense.....

[ArtemisPotter807]

436 people eat kittens for breakfast!!! >.<

[bilbosmithy]

this video was made by twats, this video was made by twats, twats twats twats twats twats, this video was made by twats!

[dragonome]

Made of hats... Team fotress 2?

[ydal251]

If cats rule the internet they would have gotten rid of porn therefor no porn= no masturbation which = more cats

[DeliBasAli]

@ydal251

But remember ceiling cat watchin you when you masturbate

[gabohades13]

Porn, cats and porn

[ThePurpleSnowstorm]

But what about Nyan Cat? XD

[JaceyDemy]

@ThePurpleSnowstorm The Internet is Made of Cats II: Rainbowic Nyanaloo.

[buzzywozzy]

im only masterbating under my duvet now just in case God sees me, and kills a cat, haha.

[Chase1002newaccount]

@buzzywozzy

God sees all.

quit masterbating and think of the kittens!

*holds up an adorable kitten to your face*

feel guilty? *troll face*

[Chase1002newaccount]

it was hard, but ...

i quit masterbating.

[MrDjaype]

press 9 for rage quit cat

[Pyro25100]

So true lol

[gousai98]

Where....is.....the ....guitar tab?

[papanash0001]

AT THE BEGGINING SOUND LIKE RUSSEL BRANDT

[Katiegoes2oaklandon]

cat in the pringles can!!!! aww.... =0>

[cocoCOLA145]

You can't argue with that logic.

[BazerrkInsaneAsylum]

I <3 Maru! He is the bestest kitty on the internets!

[RubyKyokoRose]

this doesnt make sense DX

[a123t456]

429 people were dogs. :P

HATERZ GONNA HATE! :B

[a123t456]

A kitten dies every time we masturbate?

Damn.

R.I.P, thousands of poor, dead, innocent kittens.

[Cell901]

@a123t456 and chuck norris kills a mexican every time we masturbate

[BobThePokeMaster]

@a123t456 thousands?

[dianaoana2001]

the internet is made of cats! the internet is made of cats! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! the internet is made of cats.

LOL XD

[PunKarmus]

No Longcat? D:

[rap1993]

yes it is

[VinnDiddy]

2:27 Cheezburger?

[runsaber1]

and those cats say: 0bama will be raped 14 trillion times and gone for good in 2012

[TheSpriteStory]

why doesn't the song rhyme

[JoMan1122]

@TheSpriteStory Not all songs have to...

[maalbe987]

@TheSpriteStory It does. Just in a weird way. It's ABCB instead of AABB for some reason.

[animekitty07]

the brown computer cat=spam cat

[jimmygames666]

dark one = basement cat

[BloodstoneJP]

1.03 AHAHAHAHAHA i lold

[talli0799]

The Dark One= I can haz Cheezburger