My good friend, Jose.

[koleedwnami]

Get a chance to married sexy Asian girl lushfmlk.info

[mreliteshadow]

That was a funny Vid. Tell Your friend to lay off the burritos and tacos and no more dye lol... Has he seen this Vid?

[DJosh101Kart]

not realy it was good

[DJosh101Kart]

it good but lacks stile

[verdurasdeepoca]

lol

[OrbitalFoxzorz]

LOL.

[darktoadthesticky]

Great video. I like your relationship advice stories.

[TheSonicKid101]

lol, Jose is gonna be mad at you, 16,000 ppl jusdt watch this video lol

[sarahsmiles916]

WOOT! True that- Friends should like you for who you are!!!

PS: I have a friend named Jose too. He's a really good guy. ^^

[cannibaljuice]

You Look like Ryan Sheckler in this video

[maxwelledwar]

i love you so much right now

[MrHurricaneTracker]

lol poor jose lol

[Heavilyeverafter]

Ha ha, nice one, but don't underestimate the importance of hair dye...

[chevytech350]

oh yeah ,... and The Ramones r kewl...

[chevytech350]

yeah sure , i agree, ... about the hair dye?..no...but the hooker, yeah... money on a hooker is almost well spent,... i think...

[storybases]

Great storytelling!

Nice way to get the point across. Thanks for checking out our videos too!

[Kimsiferum]

RAMONEEEEES!!! <333

[mnnancy]

Funny! Hope you got the point across and are still friends! My guy dyed his hair when we met. Told him if he was going to hang out with me & my gray hair, the black dye had to go. He looked like a skunk for awhile, but looks great now!

[TheYouSphere]

So you're upset becuase Jose got all the girls?

[Lucidius134]

You speak English well.

I enjoyed this video.

[CorporalDogmeat]

You remind me of Kenny Hotz.

[harleyb16]

oh god. i rofled sooo hard XD

[obsquatch]

Thanks for the little bit of sunshine?

I like ending potentially agreeable sentences with question marks as to diminish the agreeability of them. I don't think that agreeability is a word... fuck it. It's a word if I capitalize it. Agreeability. See how easy that is. You are awesome? I love proving two points in one comment.

[tails9888]

i have the kanye glasses XD

[Ud0nTgNoMiE]

THE RAMONES ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[8MrDonut8]

"...obviously Mexican heritage"?

His name is Jose so automatically he has to be Mexican... because that name does not exist at all in any other nation, nor can anyone but Mexican people have such a name?

ok... Sir

[gugsah]

I like this kind of ranting. It is not over the top. I see nothing racist or crazy here.

[lokote614]

UR A RACIS ASS

WHY U HATING BITCH

[unioncreekkid]

What does this vid say about the guy who made it

[AllYouNeediizLOVE]

5 *****

:D

[raconter1]

Jose like many of us is a victim of media advertising...just check the commercials for men's hair dye. The implication is that you're all dried up if you have gray hair! Nice vid! :) Jack

[LavenderHat]

Keep em coming bro

[mrbatchtv]

cool fam. i use to dye my hair. now no more. it all is gone. like the vid.

[RaYBaSHKatan]

Excellent word!

[DemRighteousBoyz]

haha..he died his hair

His what??!!

he's bald tho..lol..funny

[ericsuperhawk]

Good point dude. I think you are a 20ish version of me. We can probably be friends dude but let me dye my hair first.

[StepGangsta]

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[PrettYaNdHotChiCk]

U have a nice voice!!! I like it!!

[pazzerz1]

You are awsome, we need to talk soon! hah

[loveyoutodeathbut]

How'd you get so smart =P

[AngelWivABentHalo]

Cool, but were you tired when you filmed this, Max?

What made you come up with this tangent-y story? It's amusing :)

[5cfan]

This was really entertaining! :)

[Russ1939]

Great video, topic ok, you have good speaking, worth listening too

[kaelen3001]

thx u made mycuzint think about not dying his hair even tho he did it any way

[TheChickenMoneyKing]

greetings from the chicken money king........jose has a right to dream, right?

[NewAgeValkyrie]

lmao

[exprodigal83]

lol...this is a good story. I see your point, bro. I'd rather spend my money on booze too....lol.

[Tasbeeha123]

awesome story!!

[joeplatter]

thank you, joe

[xXLITTLEMISSFITXx]

hahahaha this is really funny!!!!!!

[Flotgus]

Hahahaha wikked story Max!

Flotgus

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[milkblackcoffee]

A good story!

You are right!

Well done!

[jaehood021bx]

A PROSTITUTE!

[jaehood021bx]

LMAO!!!!

[michellepyle]

your hair looks good cut.

[rjjproductioncorp]

lol!!!

[sillyskits]

hair dye ?? my hair is already dying. thats the reason why I color it.

[Labash1]

Hair dye is so POISON that they give you gloves to handle it. Does it soak into your head and brain like that stupid " Headon" commercial? Is this one of the reasons cancer is so high. And does nail polish soak into your blood stream through the finger nails or breathing the toxic solvents in it? MMMmmm That must be a great big Duhhhhh. We will see it Jose gets breast cancer.

[shadowvowed187]

lol HAHHAAHAHAHAHA

[cianapr]

LOL @ "pinata hitting friend" and "captain burrito"

[monello198]

did you here about the Mexican fireman who called his first son Jose?

He called his second son Hose B...

[mooolyy]

Haha.. true.

[Kidcky]

True on the friends statement

[JNERO4]

This made me laugh but the moral of the story you make is very sweet <3 TRUE :)

[apostolicchurchgirl]

lol that is kindof true burning money

[JoanLandis]

You should read my book "Oh My God...She's Huge!" I wholeheartedly agree with your message and your presentation is hilarious as usual. In the book I try to make that point. Who we are from the inside out is what matters. Appearances don't mean shit. Even with all his "flaws" mentioned by you, he must have some good qualities for you to call him your good friend. Good video! Good message!

[kracker45meha]

true

[corovanmoro]

Great video, man. :) Good message.

[sincitypreacher]

Good point and it was made with a little humor.

[ndlynn08]

What an awesome way to make a point!! I totally enjoyed the lighthearted sarcasm. A great presentation for a great lesson!!! BraVO!!

[sacredshakti]

haha great sense of humor u have this is very good

[dramaqueenshorty]

i loved this! haha :)

"dont burn your money. spend it onn..booze!"

lol hilarious and good point!

[EvesAppleOffical]

the ramones suck!

and the kanye glasses r friggin disgusting!!!

ur funny ish

i gues

ha ur bein a hypocrit

cus i no tht u hav had ur hair cut!

lol

[SOULMECHANIXBEATS]

Hilarious!!

[KellieWellieBear]

I do hope Jose has a sense of humor. :3

Anyway, you did have a good point, that's exactly how I feel. But the Ramones shirt IS awesome. 8D

[The10dl]

Ur racist as fuck! LOL but u did have a good message that alot of people need to hear about.

[sidndluke]

i dident dye my hair, i just shaved it all of

[MrDarior]

Excellent point and message! two thumps up. Ruben.

[theassholefromElpaso]

Hahah!! I tried to make my hair blonde once and it turned the color of margarine. Hahahah! Great story mate!

[MLBRENIZER]

Good point about friends. I feel the same way. With me, what you see (& hear) is what you get.

[HurricaneHeidi]

Well said. Wisdom sweetened with humor. I have refused to put chemicals on my scalp ever since I was old enough to stop my mother from using those horrible home permanents on me as a child. Pure brain poison, IMO.

I stopped agreeing to haircuts, too, and grew my hair long and straight, enduring Mumzie's insulting remarks (she called it "stringy"). I told her it was my "natural" (and black people were refusing to straighten their hair by then and that's what they called their "Afro's").

[fairydreamforestFDF]

You are very wise, Max! Jose is lucky to have you as a friend! Lots of love!

[themoneyzone]

good point!

[ddchalmers]

Ahh, d'U understand the difference between Spanish + Mexican, maxwelledwar? Jose is a Spanish name. Mexicans R a kind of native American. Looks like there is still culture shock in multiple layers for white yankees/gringos, uhh.

[ddchalmers]

Wat is wrong with beating up on yr own (pathetic) culture to make yr point instead of condescendingly sneering at others (yr neighbors on this planet)?

BTW, dun spend yr money on booze - that is "burning" yr health + yr future. Amrikans will soon learn that money has no real value anyway, uhh.

[MrPainfullytrue]

I agree, real friendship asks for nothing.....but gives anything freely with out thought and it works both ways....a real friend is hard to find.....if you have 3 your lucky...but it can't be forced or faked.

[XyPunk77]

HAHA, Good point though.

[BritneyMiller7]

LOL it was funny,... then u got serious! LOL

[bananasnmusic]

NICE HAIR!

[SchoolYard123]

Jose El`MexicanoÉ ScrewAttackÉ

[conzo21]

LOL ure vids r mental man

[leecrew82]

Nice message!

Here I was thinking this was gonna be an entirely comedic video when you got all serious at the end.

Well, except for captain burritos. XD

[LukeWhitaker]

captian burrtios

[LuvNinjaTurtles]

so hes obviously mexican cuz his name is jose? :P ik a wite dude named Jose :P haha but we cann him Josie so idk if it counts

[yuriwarlock]

Cool vid man! And poor Jose that was used as an example hehehehe

[NixWackyInternetFun]

ginger pride

[DanielCampa25]

saludozz amigo mio

muzhas graciias por ver mis videos

los tuios sonlo mejor!! los amo!!

espero i sigas comentando!!

dioz te bendice

cha0*

[[Daniel campa]]

maz k un kncepto di0z es real!

[earlessdude1388]

I remained by my friend even after her perm, now that's friendship. José didn't need to me Mexican(Like me, also José, can you see a pattern?) many countries use José as a main name, or Juan, Carlos, Fidencio, Edeulterio, they get longer.....

[billybobjoehon]

well put my friend.

[ICheruBI]

Oooohh mate you never fail to get the laughs happening. I'm sure he'll still be your friend ;)

[mmdghr]

i like you because you would bye booze and hookers !!!!!!!

[mmdghr]

jose should be spelled hosay  what happened?

[triFeral]

Haha nice one...

[mtgal82]

Booze, community recycling program, or prostitute...hmmm....

and "Captain Burrito." If I had to have a name in the Mexican Universe, it would be Empress of the Chimichanga. mkay?

[maxwelledwar]

ooh, i love chimichangas.

[twilight0007]

Wow. You managed to turn a video like this into comedy. Pure genius.

Love your haircut, btw.

[maxwelledwar]

thank you so much !! <3

[0siris101]

im 12 what is this?

[roacherz]

good good :)

[RLFosse]

I like that Jose dyed his hair. At least it's a step!

[Oblivimark]

"my pinata hitting friend" hahahahaha amazing.

but hey maybe your taco buddy needed a self esteem boost... and dying his hair provided that.

[hawkmyestermanz]

lol what a racist

[asamacovers]

Its always good when you can make fun of people worse off than you. Makes you feel better about your own insecurities.

[maxwelledwar]

thats the plan. I'm so insecure it's rediculous

[LexyTrouble]

hah oh Max. I will always love you

[maxwelledwar]

<3 lexx

[charliexxmaniac]

LOL @ the kanye glasses

[TheMexicanBen]

how did u meet jose haha

[MagicalDarkPrincess]

great vid and the ramones are amazing! lol

[jbranstetter04]

So what's your point?

Your hair looks nice. Did you get a haircut lately?

I think your eyes are the perfect distance apart, anymore, and they would be too far apart. Ha ha.

[maxwelledwar]

haha. thanks

my point is that jose shouldnt waste time on spending money to look better- he should get some kanye glasses and be done with it

:P

haircut last week son!

[blull6]

lol nice vid

[DeucesINC]

I'd spend it on booze :P