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  • lol i love the way nick just mentioned the costing and just did one

  • Berbatov did not want any honey shower gel from Nooral

  • Kate doesnt have a very nice voice.

  • 'Half of .... Shit'

  • its fuking simple maths and they can fuk it up like this. well dunnn lol

  • They're either getting onto the tube or getting off the tube... No shit! You are in a freaking tube station! Morons!

  • 'No half of 450...shit!'

  • 1:23 SHIT!

  • Any soap with a "filling" is a non-starter. If only Yasmina hadn't gotten her calculations wrong.

  • Incorrect narration at 8:59 - it's not Ben, Debra and Kimberley. It's Ben, Debra and Yasmina.

  • HAHAH NICK FTW xD

  • PAUSE: 1:43-1:45 PRICELESS FACE ON KATE LMAO

  • Only Ben would go naked on tv

    Stuck up so and so...........

  • nick just stuck to his job, just saying facts without helping at all. its not nasty, its his job. but seriously if phil was on that team, the geordie would have fucking lamped paula i swear

  • "Kate's very good, Nick's trying very hard...." Bless

  • If someone came up to me to sell soap on Carnaby Street, I'd immediately say No Thanks, I'll go to Liberty's if I'm going to spend that much on soap. Get real it's a bad locale. Camden Market makes sooooooooo much more sense.

  • nick ftw

  • 'no half of four hundred and fi....shit.'

    yasmina is hot!

  • they look like a nuclear decontamination unit

  • Loooooooooool I love the way Nick just delivered the devastating news and then strolled away casually lol

  • hate the way brummies sound on tv lol

  • ben is a cunt.

  • Haah...Kate's face at 1:41 :L LOL.

  • american idiot.

  • Ben sounds like he's trying to get people to buy his new soup

  • No, half of 450 grams is...shit. Classic

  • 1:43 need i say more.

  • Nick the master of destruction

  • I don't know why ANY of these 'business' people they are shit at costing. The costing in these tasks are simple calculations i.e add up the costs and then calculate decent margin between selling prices to make a nice profit. It's not like they are being asked to draw up balance sheets or income statements!

  • 1:42 what any man would do with that face! =)

  • The way all 3 of them rush to try and blame each other after is pretty funny.

  • Yasmina sudden realisation is pure gold

    "No half of four hundredandfif, shit"

  • emperor's 3 pounds soap is too cheap.

    how come neither team was doing mass-selling at spas, beauty shops, markets, etc.

  • Why wasn't the team's financial person present when the two girls were choosing the fragrance? One made it clear she was bad at costing and now obviously bad at reading charts and doing the math too.

  • When Kate's mouth dropped open, you could land a plane in it.

  • 1:25 LMAO

  • Kates face was a picture but still pretty

  • @xxx9518 she is hot aint she dude

  • I'd bet an extremely large amount of money that Nick knows what it's like to kill a man.

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  • I wanna get in the shower with mona. I'm pretty sure it will feel pretty nice, slippery, and smooth. 

  • What Nick did was not unfair, if he had pointed it out beforehand, their team may very well have won when they didn't deserve too, he is only there to observe although it probably would have been better to not point it out at all, but this way they're actually going to make more of an effort since they'd have to work that much harder to recover from such a mistake

  • 7mins 50....surprised Dimitar Berbatov couldn't afford to buy any...

  • 8:57 Ben, Debra and KIMBERLEY? That's Yasmina not Kimberley o-o

  • @SirPenguin75 great spot there

  • "anyway, i'll leave it with you" evil bastard.

  • And again: They all screw up their team leaders. I loved their faces when Nick put them into the picture of how much they've spent on fragances lol

    Omg...Nooral is such a loser. 

  • And again: They all screw up their team leaders. I loved their faces when Nick put them into the picture of how much they've spent on fragances lol

  • I think it's really unfair Nick waited until they had used the sandelwood, but it sure makes good TV, he is evil! If they turn this around and win they are the best team ever.

  • @soapwonder To be fair, some tasks over the series the people helping them to manufacture the produce would say something if there's a big mistake. But then again, nearly £600 worth of trade from a bunch of mugs.

  • noorul your a dick mate, face it.

  • "slippery and smooth" ITS A FUCKING BAR OF SOAP!!!!

  • the bathing lady looks hot

  • Am I the only one who thinks that after nick leaves at 2:25 he goes and haves a good laugh........I would

  • "Anyway, I'll leave it with you"... EVIL fucker! lmao

  • At the silent pause at 1:47, a voice over should say ----'...and this is the result of the british educational system, grown men and women who are incapable of elementary maths'...LOL

  • Kate's face at the Sandalwood revelation is hilarious : )

  • Great idea, Norul. Let's sell soap while looking like we're part of a CDC quarantine team. Brilliant.

  • @shiverpunt And also, let's try to sell the soap on the idea that if you get any in your mouth, it would taste nice.

  • using soap they had made just yesterday?? what?? are they total lunatics? soap needs hardening time which is 2 weeks at least, 4 - even better...the hardening time even goes up as much as half a year for some oils.

    honestly, this is unacceptable (and even harmful for your skin) to use it stright away!!!

  • Kate's face at 1:42 is priceless!!!!

  • Keep replaying 3:57 over and over again.

  • 1:25 That was, to me, the quote of the series!

    No, half of four hundred and fi shit

  • kimberley's accent stands out like a sore thumb

  • lol funny how Nick just made them look like idiots

  • noorul is entirely useless

  • Hmm, why did Nick tell the they messed up with the Sandlewood? Isnt he supposed to be a silent observer? He basically helped them, because of him they adjusted their price. If he hadnt told them, they would have had a lot lower sell price.

  • @fatamorganaa84 He only had to be silent until it was too late to do anything about it. Yes, it meant they were able to adjust their prices, but they were never realistically going to be able to win after that blunder, whatever they did

  • @fatamorganaa84 I think he was unable to resist to see the look on their faces - priceless :D

  • It looks like Noorul might fluke his way to a win, because the other team messed up costing.

  • Nick had no place telling them did he? I thought he was supposed to be a silent observer?

  • @mattan147 He only had to be silent until it was too late to do anything about it.

  • Looks like the inside of a cadburys crunchie.

    Although I wouldn't say no to licking the honey soap off a couple of those ladies

  • "If you do change your mind,just approach me. My name is Noorul. I hope you enjoy your lunch".

    LOLOLOL

  • Nural it is not a good idea to suggest the soap tastes nice! Whenever I have managed to get soap in my mouth it certainly does not taste nice!

  • "Anyway, I'll leave it with you" bahahaha

  • Nural is dreadful; sweet but far too timid and unsure of himself.

  • When Kate's jaw drops, and her eyes go wide, it's kinda like looking at a rather pretty bowling ball.

  • lol Nick. "anyway, ill leave it with you" after setting fire to the strawhouse.

  • Yasmine screwed the PM ON PURPOSE. She suggested the sandlewood in the first place ,to a PM who admittedly stated at the beginning of the task,PLEASE HELP ME WITH PRICES. Yasmine selected dirt cheap ingredients for her task and won big as PM but now all of a sudden she's picking the most expensive stuff. The PM was weak and let Yasmine game her. Just watch Yasmine's face and the fake concern when Nick drops the bomb on the PM ahead of time before the boardroom.

  • mmmmmmm a semi naked sexy girl saying its slippery and smooth in the shower wow!!!!!!!!!

  • Every now and then Sir Alan's stooges get a moment in the sun.  Ole Nick was probalby watching them screwing up the Sandalwood waiting to drop it on them at the end... "I'll leave it to you then"... this means.. "off I go to tell Sir Alan.... saddle up for the board room ass rippin'"

  • Nick was hilarious! After all that "I'll leave it to you then." Then just walks off! XD

  • 1. I don't get why Nick told them. I thought they weren't supposed to interfere.

    2. Mona is hot. By far the best looking female on series 5.

    3. Noorul sucks. How did he get on the show?

  • @MrRandomname010101 he did not interfere, the product was allready made you twat

  • Lol Nick is such devil, fucked everyones day up!

  • LOL @ Nick! Dropped the bombshell then got out of there! hahaahahah

  • 05:08 If i was on that terrace and saw those costumes, i'd think there was some sort of outbreak of a horrible disease...they look like quarantine suits

  • Why does Lorraine's accent change throughout the episode?!

    She's gone from the generic London accent to a strong Irish brogue!

    Anyone else confused?!

  • @FrancesLuvsJB lol, yeah!

    Irish is her real accent, and she tends to revert back to it at high-pressure moments.

  • why the ridiculous outfits in this episode ?? doesnt seem professional

  • "Once you wash it once, it will harden into a soap....." lol wut!?!

  • anyway ill leave it with you...bababahahahaha

  • TRIVIA: the stand paulas team have got to sell at in portabello road is the EXACT same place michael, from series 4, parked the ferrari to try and sell in week 10 :)

  • @1chrispalmer Lol nice! They did a better job than Michael eh!

  • lol that ginger burd is shiiiiit

  • "Anyway, I'll leave it with you!"

    .

    Best Apprentice' sentence ever.

  • @WillyFogWinner lol defiantly, he is an EX Serial Killer i guess lol

  • @WillyFogWinner The icing on the cake mate

  • mona is fit

  • @triviumaster123 apparently she was a beauty queen.

  • @sbtech01 yeah.....she was ms.south africa.....she's gorgeous...

  • Yasmina and Nicks comments were very very funny.

  • Lol! Go Nick! 'You've spent ___... I'll leave it with you!'

  • @Kinikki

    Nick is always one of the best features of any Apprentice series. The man's a legend!

  • i love the way that nick just exits! its so casual and funny

  • @safigirl001 I laugh and laugh and laugh at this scene, I think Nick had so much fun with it. Jasmina should have been fired for this, shame Paula didn't sock it to her in the boardroom.

  • LOL at Kate's face at 1:43 onwards; and then immediatley after Ben's face observing her; and you can see him thinking  "hmmm, if i act fast i can slip me' cock in"

  • "I there, would you like to smell some of our shower gel to make up for those onions?" LMAO!

  • hahaha after telling them that they pretty much blew the task 'Anyway I leave it with you' LMAO

  • i don;'t get that tho. Why didn't Nick step in if he knew they were making a mistake with the formula? He could still have told sir Alan and gotten that person fired... but to lose all that money... erg.

    But I must admit, his way of handling it is funny and does make for some good television :P

  • @Clairski3 Throughout the process he and Margaret probably had to agree not to interfere with any of the goings on in the teams. If the mentors could suggest and correct, then A) the teams would more or less never go wrong, and perhaps more importantly for the show's producers (and as you mentioned yourself) B) It wouldn't make good TV

  • @Clairski3 But saying that I agree with you that it was a waste of Sir Alan's money; but hey that's the nature of the show ...... on the same topic, I loved how the PM iPaula mmediatley blamed the other two people for the F up, even though she was clearly responsible

  • @TheHonestCriticUK  If as Project Manager you assign someone to do the pricing then it is their responsibility if they get it wrong. But she should have taken 15 minutes to have two of them check before signing off on it.

  • Even though they used the expensive sandlewood, I think they will still do good.

  • oh my nick is an absolute genious haha, i love the way they can't believe how stupid they've been and he just goes 'anyway, i'll just leave it with you'

  • anyway i'll leave it with you

  • Best line of the entire series!

  • to be fair, even though Ben took it too far and too aggressively, its fair to say Paula did those calculation (with Yasmina) without asking for his help at any point. She deserved to be fired if you ask me.

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  • listening to norel trying to sell is painful.

  • i really dislike this ben guy, as soon as there's a hint that somethings going wrong, he immediately excuses himself and starts blaming others.

    he looks like a rat and has the character of a rat, the little bastard.

  • At 8.58 the voice over person say Ben, Debra and kimberley, but its Ben, Debra and Yasmina!!!!

  • and Kimberly wasn't even on that team!

  • 'everybody seems to be on their way somewhere'

    In a train station? really? who'da thunk it?!.

    Next stop rocket science!

  • When will these 'apprentices' learn that dressing up in costumes never gets the sales in!

    Oh, and they resort to lying to the public about the longevity of the honey soap. It will harden after one use! Terrible lol!

  • i love how nick waited till they had finished there product and had it all pack up before he told them about the sandelwood.pure evil

  • he was kind enough to tell them. Had Nick not told them. They would sell those products cheaper, making an even bigger lost

  • @beacherry Don't think he told them out of 'kindness'. More like the optimum moment for good television.

  • @kairia how is that evil? they should know their expenses..its not Nick's job to tell them when they make a mistake. they're not kids in school

  • @kairia He is a nasty vicious old prick.

  • @kairia

    actually he did them a favor since he's not suppose to say anything at all to help a team

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  • 0:19. No it does not! It looks like a sample bottle!

  • "No, four hundred and fif-shit..." LOL!!!

  • that is the best quote of the series haha

  • hahah yeah, no kidding, that has to be one of the funniest moment in this season. Look like it's dialogue stright from a cartoon.

  • For all the first four series I would normally be supporting one of the teams to win. Since the beginning of this series I just cannot support any of their decisions. I'm sitting on the fence watching the carnage.

  • hahaha, so funny when nick says "I'll leave it with you..."!! at 02.06

  • I LOLed at that

  • And the way he looked away as well just after he said that! haha!!

  • WTF!! Are these dumb bimbos allergic to a calculator!!

  • No, but they are allergic to reading glasses. They saw the number 3, took it to mean 3 grams, when it really meant 3 percent, which is 450 grams.

  • 2:08 -- The best line of all Apprentice shows in all versions at any point in all time in the universe. bwahahaha.....

  • @jeffrags2 Agreed, and he music is such a nice touch

  • My god Noorul and Philip enfuriate me!

    Noorul is a personality-less, useless ghoul who brings NOTHING to his team.

    Philip is an ego-centric, ill-tempered d**khead who always thinks he's right!

  • no half of four hundred and fif...shit

    lmao

  • Look at Lorraine lying blatantly to that woman's face! "it will harden into a soap"

    And you'd have to be pretty stupid to wear these outfits and expect to attract customers!

  • And that woman fell for it. - wow.

  • Why did they put honey in the soap!? Who wants to rub sweet sugary stuff on their skin!?

  • urm..the..packaging itself is ..uh...very delicatly urm.. styled................

    people must be jumping on neural to buy that soap with "delicate" packaging.....

  • They should have shoved those bottles up Noorul's ass, maybe they'd get him get a move on.

  • LOL

  • Nooral is absouloutly crap.

  • Love that reaction on 1:42

  • if Noorul won this task it will be because their cost is low compare to the other team, coz honestly, he seems very weak and if not for the other members, he is lost im sure

  • Nick should NOT have told Empire they made a mistake in pricing. Isn't he suppose to keep quiet? Imagine their SHOCK in the boardroom to find out later how much sandlewood cost.

  • He only had to keep quiet until it was too late to do anything about it.

  • to noorul

    the shit team leader

    lol

  • i hate paula's accent!

  • i was just about to say that too lol

  • 6:08 She sounds really stupid when she says:

    The soap's 3 pound, that's cos it's got Sandlewood in it...

    Durrr....

  • i know lmao!!

  • BRUMMIES.......YUK

    VILE VILE ACCENT

  • Kate's face at 1.41 - so fake/annoying.

  • 3 quid for all that sandalwood! it would still be a bargain at 5, A 20 ml bottle of good quality sandalwood oil is 22 quid

  • Epic Sandelwood Fail is epic. And the honey soap is hard on its heals. This task is really entertaining. :D

  • Whoopee, first comment! Good to see the Bratwurst Van from series 4!

    Honey = sticky. Good ingredients for soap? No.

  • nothing I love better than a good sticky bath

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