In first grade I met my best friend (not putting his name up) I know some people think it's weird for some girls to be friends with boys. But right now I am in the middle of 5th grade and we still are friends. Do you think I should tell him I like him more than a friend??
I told my teacher I had a 17 year old brother who lived in Washington state. She believed me until one day I just went up to her desk and said I lied. I was a really compulsive liar when I was little.
my first year in school i argued with everyone and i mean everyone i made 1 friend though she's been my best friend for years now we dont even live in the same country but every time we see each other its just like old times so i guess u can say i loved my first year it was the one year where i was good at everything
My first grade teacher had a surgery (not really sure on what) but she couldn't teach for almost the whole year and I had a substitute until the last month of school.
This girl told me Bloody Mary haunted the bathrooms and that if I went in she'd come out of the toilets. I peed my pants a lot in first grade.
one time i was sitting on my coat and bunched it up and peed on it during class. I didn't tell the teacher that i peed either. Then after school it started to sprinkle, so i ran into the rain and tried to wash the pee off my coat and pants and a teacher saw me and made me put my coat back on and get out of the rain. I had to sit there in my own pee...
it was either in first or second where we were at reces or however u spell it and i fell when i was running and i got cuts on my hand and knee...they made scars...but the nurse never called my mom about any of it >:O
hahahaha! YES! I threw up on a substitute teacher in the first grade......now im a junior in high school and he's been my physical science and biology 1 teacher.....he recognized me my freshman year and told the story of my puking on him to all of my classmates.
in first grade i remember this girl - i know her name but i wont put it on the internet lol - who was kindaa my friend but not really. so our teacher was doing some kind of review and she asked the question, and i had my hand up rightttt away cause i knew the answer, but then that girl put up her hand like wayyy after i did and my teacher called on her, and she got to answer it and she was right. i just remember being so annoyed by that, hahahaha.
I was new in first grade and so was another girl and I remember she cries cuz she thought shed b the only one wearing glasses lol. And we did a dress up as our favorite book character day and I was junie b jones and I tripped on the playground and ripped my new tights. I was crying and this girl named Molly who i still know helped me get to the health room. Still remember that. And my teacher looooved chocolate lol. First grade...good times.
i had a really dumbass teacher in first grade. We were doing this assignment like "a seed is a seed until it becomes a tree" or some shit like that, and we had to pick our like baby thing that becomes something new. So i was obsessed with horses, and a baby horse can be called a foal right? well i brought my "a foal is a foal, until it becomes a horse" paper with my stickfigure horse on it and she goes "a fowl(she pronounced it wrong like FOWL not FOAL)is a foal" thats wrong, do it again. bitch
I can beat you, Buck. I threw up on a priest when I was 6 when he was showing my holy communion class his special robe that he wears on occasions. I think he thought for a second that I was a devil child, I actually saw fear in his eyes before I was dragged in a cubicle by my horrified teacher :L
I beat you, I threw up on a priest when I was 6 when he was showing my holy communion class his special robe that he wears on occasions. I think he thought for a second that I was a devil child :L
Wow. That makes me remember in first grade I had a variety of substitutes for the first three quarters of the year because they didn't hire anyone for my class.
the throwing up thing reminded me of me and my teacher! okay so i realllllllllllly needed to pee and i begged her to go to the bathroom and he said i was lieing so i ended up peeing myself. rofl ( in first grade)
The only things I remember from 1st grade (reception) was the classroom was yellow, there was a computer with a really weird screensaver that had the same effect as a hallucinogenic drug, being told off for not using a variety of colours in my colouring in, an ugly b*tch boasting about not brushing her teeth and me and my best friend playing shops nearly every single lunch time.
I threw up all i needed to in kindergarden, in first grade i moved to mexico and learnd spanish, and kids laught at me cuz i could not read as fast as them :(
when i was in 1st grade, this kid pretty much stabbed me in the hand with a woodchip, the blood like bubbled up(gross) and i went up to the teacher and showed it to her because i needed a band-aid. she said oh a ladybug, how cute! i told her it was blood and she started freaking out and she started screaming(lol). so she picked me up and carried me over her shoulder up to the office! Im like, you know i can still walk right? she was still screaming and i finally got my bandaid. :)
When I was in first grade, we were doing an art project with crayons and paint. You know, draw a picture with white crayon, pain over with really watery watter colors. And our teacher was counting down to when you could start painting. 3, 2, and right when she was about to reach 1 my "neighbor" started painting. So I started too. She came right over to us, and told us we couldn't do this project. Then my "neighbor" leaned into me, and whispered rudely that it was my fault.
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@sandj912 aww bless i were sick in yr 10 on our pe teachers feet cuz she wouldnt excuse me and i was sick on floor then she came over i was sick all over her legs and shoes
In first grade, I had this blonde student teacher. my friends and I which was like 8 people all decided that in the little 3 minutes between reading time and work, we would play piggy back ride, which was fine, the regular teacher allowed it. The student teacher was like NO and she gave the whole class lolipops except me and my friends. I was said...then this beautiful jewelry box my gramma bought me fell off my desk and broke I was like D': my worst years were odd numbered grades
The little boy who sat next to me bumped my backpack onto the floor. It was the first day of school, and I ripped apart his new book. We later became friends :) haha...
I had the meanest first grade teacher she was from Michigan and spit in my face lol. everyone hated her except my friend. I loved my board washers because they were older lol.I played an angel in the nativity play and my friend got mary and i remember a group of us saying shes lucky and i said maybe too lucky i think shes up to something lol
it was my first time at that school cause i had just moved there and one girl(i guess she was the popular one) told me that i was from a different planet.
i rember having a epic war with my bestfriend (at the time) about beanie babys leaveing her stupid little click and meeting some friends that i have to this day. i also distinctly remeber threwing up on the guy i'm curently dating he ,on the other hand, does not . lol
My first grade teacher put me in time out because I couldn't get out of my seat after i tied my book bag straps together around my waste. I hated that woman. Her name was mrs. Orendwarf. But I went to school in Dover, Deleware. Like 6 years ago.....
i remember being in time out ALL THE TIME it was during recess and i wanted to go outside soooo bad so i'd be crying my eyes out and have snot all over the place and she made us stay in our seat with our heads down and i was afraid to get a kleenex so by the end of time out i'd get up and have all this snot and she would yell at me for having snot everywhere.
LMFAO i remember in the first grade my teacher thought i was suicidal becuz she made me really mad for some reason so i said that i was gonna kill myself or i wanna die or some dumbass thing that only little kids say to their teachers. aaaah good times.
I remember in fourth grade how we had crayons and markers. My markers were like 36 (or something) different colors and everyone asked to borrow them when we were coloring.
No one else had their own markers and just used crayons or the big markers that don't allow detail that the teacher provided. I was so proud of my markers at that time, it was sooo stupid now that I look back at it that it makes me laugh. The mindset of children is so strange...
You're still evaluated by your school supplies. You're considered cool if you have the 64 pack of crayons with the sharpener. But in First grade, I always was shy, and kind of teased for being such a tom-boy...
i onse flung a pencile in to my !st grad teachers hair she never noticed it was there till like the end of the day it just hung there and she was like "ok how did this get hear" to this day she never new who did it
lets see... i remember drawing stuff that started with a B in first... and i remember my mom draping toilet paper on her and taking away my toys. she called herslef, Mr. Minus.
first grade.... i remember i leared absalutly NOTHING, NADA.
no, my bro had it way worse, my older bro didnt learn to read till his second third grade, cuz he was held back from fourth, so we were both in the same grade. Hes still a dunce, but i make profit by giving him my homework xD
I got in trouble alot in 1st grade. I always got blamed for others peoples s***. I started having three way calls with my new friends and was dealing with boy drama already. Oh and SOme little nasty boy in my class pulled out his dick in the middle of class right next to me!
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AHA ! I threw up under my desk in kindergarden. I remember getting praised by my teacher of finishing a math worksheet quickly with no effort. and i remember being accused of saying something i didn't say. WILD year for me
OMFG! in first grade, my dumbass teacher accused me of being RACIST cuz i told a black kid that he might like to read a little bill book... in First grade?!?
2:09-2:10- to that: #1 THAT'S why I won't be a teacher. And #2: Lesson: ALWAYS carry a trash bag it helps in those situations. #3: WHY watch? When I used to 'get sick' I could NEVER look it was too disgusting, I used to always close my eyes. (Still would-and it still freaks me out.) Okay, and my first grade sucked, my teacher did not like me I know it. I got in trouble ALOT, I was stubborn and didn't want to work. And my Dad ragged me to do my homework EVERY night sometimes I cried about it.
my old teacher wouldnt let my friend go to the nurse when she felt sick and she went back up to her at her desk and was sick all over her papers and everything lol and then at my old school another teacher wouldnt let a boy in my class go to the toilet so he pissed everywere lol
OMG WE ALSO HAD THE BATTLE OF THE ART SUPPLIES! but my mom being the hippy "dont let people judge you" type of person, i had hammy-down pencils and supplies
one day in first grade i remember some kid threw up on all of our folders that we would have in this container and it would have anything we need to take home rofl this one kid was crying sooooooo hard xD
haha, grade one was fun, we got prizes if we lost teeth and or cleaned up the class room, i got a lot of prizes, and when you're a kid, you feel like the or queen (and we had a 'king' and 'queen' everyday, we'd draw names and whoever's name was drawen got to be at the front of the line and all that)
I know your comment is a month old, but I couldn't resist.
Same here, now that you mention it! I found myself constantly trying to wiggle my loose tooth in school to try to get it to fall out. They've always fallen out at home, though... I was fucking pissed.
im in 11th grade and i have been throwing up alot. its because i quit my drugs and it skrewed my stomach acid levels up and im in rotc so they work me even more i then throw up in school almost every day and they start freaking out
i went to the doctor and my suspicion was true i have permanent gastritus so i cant go home if i throw up at school they now will only send me home if i have a fever over 100 degrees it sucks
My teacher in first grade was kind of like all fancy and stuff. She always made us write w/ pencils. So one day the guy next to me found a purple crayon and wrote my name on the top of it. So, the teacher comes over she goes "WHY is this in crayon!?"
"Reed did it--"
"Don't lie Elizabeth! You are in big trouble! You will not get chocolate like everyone else!"
hey midnightmemories13 that was what my school did when i was in first grade we dressed up like pilgrims and indians and ate with our parents at school.
In first grade this girl felt like she was gonna puke and my teacher told me to go with her to the nurse, but she didnt make it to the nurse and she threw up right next to me. Then the day after i threw up. hahahah pretty gross
i bite my teacher she hated me lol she was like oh no you did not and then slapped me and i was like no you did not skank and i pulled down her dress and screamed rape or something lol
Well in 1st grade, I didn't throw up on my teacher, but I threw up on one of my best friends now, yeah. Haha thats the only thing I can really remember, but the crayon thing is soo true! I know I'm a loser for posting this.
I can never remember first grade too well, but I do remember we had to do this ho down dance where we basically just walk in circles, and I was thinking, "this sucks..." but all tha other kids had glassy eyes while doing it lol We also had a day where we were pilgrims or indians for thanksgiving, I wanted an indian so bad that I switched myself in line with someone so that I could get indian (it was every other person). I think i just wanted tha cool feather.
My first grade was similar to yours, cried a lot, sick a lot, and my teacher was a psychotic alcoholic cocaine whore prostitute bitch who was addicted to anal sex, and she yelled a lot. Fucking bitch.
1st grade! Wow again i cried alot missed my mom alot... wow.... and my friend threw up on the teacher! The ym Teacher! Who was weird like ur teacher in kindergarten! which is weird
again i dont really remember 3rd grade all i do remember is the catolic school. i do remember there being a hand like those you pick up at the halloween store and the librarian had one and i remember telling my mom that it scares me. so one day she makes me stay after school and made the teachers explain to me it wasnt real. but thats about it it was also my last year in the catholic school!! next time its on to public o i also cry becauseone of my toys broke and i told them i missed my mom
once in grade......1 or 2....... i felt sick so i ran in the toilets(about to puke) and pushed the door open and found someone in there! threw up all over his naked bottom half.........eeew
in first grade i remeber like we had to finish our do nows and then u get to read a book and sit in the bean bag chairs and i was always like yea i was first lololol
I got my first boyfriend :D His name was Michael. XD Lol But umm... we would walk around and hold hands. He would walk away, hit someone, come back grab my hand and we would leave. XD
In 1st graid the thing I remember most is that I went on christmas vacation one week early and at the end of the year I got a perfect attendance award and all my friends got mad at me because I didn't correct my teacher and I was the only kid in class to get to awards. (And Buck I got the 64 pack of crayons too)
when i was in first grade i was up in the bathroom swinging on the bathroom stalls and a teacher walked in and started yelling at me so the next day i was too scared to go to the bathroom so i went to library and i peed on myself and nobody knew so when my grandmother came and got me and my brother from school she asked me why my pants were wet and i told her i got a long speech xD
well we were playing hide n seek with our teacher i didnt felt good so i just sat on the floor or something so she asked me why i wasnt hiding i said i was sick she just taught i was trying to leave the school so she did count another time i still wasnt hiding...we argued and she was about to send me to the director or something like that when i puked on her...im sure it happens to a lot of teacher :D(im not lying believe me)and i puked 2 other time the same day and she had to clean it :D
i could have skipped kindergarden and gone straight to first grade but when i took the test they thought i was a little retarded because i needed help counting to 30+ by myself out loud and my sissor skills werent great and (this apparently makes me retarded) they threw a ball at me unexpectedly and i didnt catch it so they said "im sorry but she needs to go throught kindergarden"
Let's see... like the first day of first grade, we were coloring apples and I was upset because mine was too red. And later on, like middle of the school year I really had to go to the bathroom but we were taking a test so my teacher wouldn't let me... so I peed in my chair and I was crying and they took me to the office and I had to use their underwear oO
in first grade i had the same teacher as kindergarten. all i remember was on valentines day after was got all our candy the teacher passed out strawberries and some fat kid choked on it and they had to do the hymlick(spelling?) manuver...it was awsome :)
my first grade was a first-second grade class and all the second graders would try to bully us around but there were more first graders and lyk 2 months in we kinda started making fun of them and then they stopped... so i guess first grade was fun
in the morning i would try to slept so i woulod not have to go to school it never worked also i had to get surgery 3 times that year but the school was easy
i remeber durign the first grade everyonce and awhile we would have a big test for a big grade and one of them and i through up and the whole class went to another room and i threw up on like 2 of my class mates,and they were girls so they really freacked out
haha. i totally remember in first grade there was a big drama in the class about the crayons. there was a kid with a 64 pack and they kept stealing his crayons. at the end of the month he didn't have any crayons left. haha.
my bestfriend and i weren't in the same class in first grade so on the first day we both cried and then our mom's went and spoke to the principal and they said i could go to her class so the second day i was all happy and stuff and i walk into her class with my note from the principal and the teacher was a bitch!! she was like: who are you -_- and i got scared and went to the office.
what i dont understand is why when you tell teachers that you don't feel well they tell you to lay your head down. what is laying your head down going to do?! it'll make you throw up on your teacher's shoes, that's what it will do. :D
HAHAHA! in first grade my teacher kept a tally for each table for our behavior, and my table always had the most tally marks at the end of the week and we would each get a lollipop for every 5 tallies. i always gave my best friend on the other tables one of my lollipops and some kid told on me and the teacher said "it's her lollipops, she can do whatever she wants with them" i was like HA! lol
Great story!! This made me laugh so hard!!!
fafoosnick6839 1 week ago
In first grade I met my best friend (not putting his name up) I know some people think it's weird for some girls to be friends with boys. But right now I am in the middle of 5th grade and we still are friends. Do you think I should tell him I like him more than a friend??
MultiBearHugs 1 month ago
I told my teacher I had a 17 year old brother who lived in Washington state. She believed me until one day I just went up to her desk and said I lied. I was a really compulsive liar when I was little.
PayJ1017 1 month ago
my first year in school i argued with everyone and i mean everyone i made 1 friend though she's been my best friend for years now we dont even live in the same country but every time we see each other its just like old times so i guess u can say i loved my first year it was the one year where i was good at everything
99desbes 1 month ago
My first grade teacher had a surgery (not really sure on what) but she couldn't teach for almost the whole year and I had a substitute until the last month of school.
Ikukami1 3 months ago
This girl told me Bloody Mary haunted the bathrooms and that if I went in she'd come out of the toilets. I peed my pants a lot in first grade.
one time i was sitting on my coat and bunched it up and peed on it during class. I didn't tell the teacher that i peed either. Then after school it started to sprinkle, so i ran into the rain and tried to wash the pee off my coat and pants and a teacher saw me and made me put my coat back on and get out of the rain. I had to sit there in my own pee...
FroYoPlatypus 5 months ago
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FroYoPlatypus 5 months ago
it was either in first or second where we were at reces or however u spell it and i fell when i was running and i got cuts on my hand and knee...they made scars...but the nurse never called my mom about any of it >:O
901puppetmaster 6 months ago
hahahaha! YES! I threw up on a substitute teacher in the first grade......now im a junior in high school and he's been my physical science and biology 1 teacher.....he recognized me my freshman year and told the story of my puking on him to all of my classmates.
bloobanana 6 months ago
thumbs up if ur first grade teacher was hot
27lilroyse 7 months ago
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DachshundLover33 7 months ago
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DachshundLover33 7 months ago
Sabotage lol
tropigal1028 8 months ago
in first grade i remember this girl - i know her name but i wont put it on the internet lol - who was kindaa my friend but not really. so our teacher was doing some kind of review and she asked the question, and i had my hand up rightttt away cause i knew the answer, but then that girl put up her hand like wayyy after i did and my teacher called on her, and she got to answer it and she was right. i just remember being so annoyed by that, hahahaha.
yahootieful 8 months ago
I was new in first grade and so was another girl and I remember she cries cuz she thought shed b the only one wearing glasses lol. And we did a dress up as our favorite book character day and I was junie b jones and I tripped on the playground and ripped my new tights. I was crying and this girl named Molly who i still know helped me get to the health room. Still remember that. And my teacher looooved chocolate lol. First grade...good times.
AMCM09 8 months ago
i had a really dumbass teacher in first grade. We were doing this assignment like "a seed is a seed until it becomes a tree" or some shit like that, and we had to pick our like baby thing that becomes something new. So i was obsessed with horses, and a baby horse can be called a foal right? well i brought my "a foal is a foal, until it becomes a horse" paper with my stickfigure horse on it and she goes "a fowl(she pronounced it wrong like FOWL not FOAL)is a foal" thats wrong, do it again. bitch
kilalarockssocks 9 months ago
I moved skools in first grade, though my second skool was AWESOME. Don't know what happened to my old skool friends though...
edwardatebella 9 months ago
Im a girl and i kicked a bully in the gnads in first grade because he took my chips.
asdf1020304 9 months ago
I lost my last baby tooth in a chocolate muffin.
ever tasted bloody muffin? it's gross.
combinationist 10 months ago 2
when i was in first grade, i split my head on the first day. :P
ChoclatePm 10 months ago
meh i don't know if 1st grade was good or not....
gamer39985 10 months ago
Why the FCK does 1994 like this? whats to like? :S
smyrex 10 months ago
I can beat you, Buck. I threw up on a priest when I was 6 when he was showing my holy communion class his special robe that he wears on occasions. I think he thought for a second that I was a devil child, I actually saw fear in his eyes before I was dragged in a cubicle by my horrified teacher :L
nichic96 10 months ago
I beat you, I threw up on a priest when I was 6 when he was showing my holy communion class his special robe that he wears on occasions. I think he thought for a second that I was a devil child :L
nichic96 10 months ago
my kindergarden teacher made me redo a coloring asssignment because i couldnt color it all. It was yellow and white.
DonFlute22 10 months ago
Wow. That makes me remember in first grade I had a variety of substitutes for the first three quarters of the year because they didn't hire anyone for my class.
ryanhawk71 11 months ago
OMG buck ive thrown up on my teacher b4!!! i was in 4th grade and it was the same situation!!!
ilovetheostockman9 11 months ago
the throwing up thing reminded me of me and my teacher! okay so i realllllllllllly needed to pee and i begged her to go to the bathroom and he said i was lieing so i ended up peeing myself. rofl ( in first grade)
MyChEmIcAlRoMaNcEy 11 months ago
sence i dident have any friends i was bffs with my teacher lol
Pheonixfang 11 months ago
The only things I remember from 1st grade (reception) was the classroom was yellow, there was a computer with a really weird screensaver that had the same effect as a hallucinogenic drug, being told off for not using a variety of colours in my colouring in, an ugly b*tch boasting about not brushing her teeth and me and my best friend playing shops nearly every single lunch time.
MissAriaValentine 11 months ago
the nuns would have destroyed you...they did me! gah! i still ain't right!!! i WISH i would have thrown up on one of them!
hippygypsy 1 year ago
I threw up all i needed to in kindergarden, in first grade i moved to mexico and learnd spanish, and kids laught at me cuz i could not read as fast as them :(
stephymilk 1 year ago
i told this girl her grandparents were going to die. she cried and i was all like "o.o? its a fact of life sweetpea." xD
weirdo0444 1 year ago
omg i love cray-pas
IAmKeitaro 1 year ago
I remember in reception (1st grade) I peed myself in class, and the boy I really like still makes fun of me sometimes!!!!!
101GossGirl 1 year ago
when i was in 1st grade, this kid pretty much stabbed me in the hand with a woodchip, the blood like bubbled up(gross) and i went up to the teacher and showed it to her because i needed a band-aid. she said oh a ladybug, how cute! i told her it was blood and she started freaking out and she started screaming(lol). so she picked me up and carried me over her shoulder up to the office! Im like, you know i can still walk right? she was still screaming and i finally got my bandaid. :)
xoxokatynxoxox 1 year ago 2
When I was in first grade, we were doing an art project with crayons and paint. You know, draw a picture with white crayon, pain over with really watery watter colors. And our teacher was counting down to when you could start painting. 3, 2, and right when she was about to reach 1 my "neighbor" started painting. So I started too. She came right over to us, and told us we couldn't do this project. Then my "neighbor" leaned into me, and whispered rudely that it was my fault.
kaitybugify 1 year ago
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kevinken96 1 year ago
Dude same here i cried when my mom left me at a school so i got to go to work with her for a year because i would Cry so damn hard
ox455 1 year ago
it was cuz you were gay
x20235 1 year ago
the one and only year i pee'd my pants. /cries
theroxeedoodle 1 year ago
I love how crayons are like the kindergarten currency. And now that you grow up it's dirty money instead!
heynoelleee 1 year ago
@sandj912 aww bless i were sick in yr 10 on our pe teachers feet cuz she wouldnt excuse me and i was sick on floor then she came over i was sick all over her legs and shoes
sian0151 1 year ago
In first grade, I had this blonde student teacher. my friends and I which was like 8 people all decided that in the little 3 minutes between reading time and work, we would play piggy back ride, which was fine, the regular teacher allowed it. The student teacher was like NO and she gave the whole class lolipops except me and my friends. I was said...then this beautiful jewelry box my gramma bought me fell off my desk and broke I was like D': my worst years were odd numbered grades
1st:2001-02
alisterfletcherluvr 1 year ago
you threw up on her feet! Karma for faking your sickness
hilarious
o0DingDongDavid0o 1 year ago 40
@TeamJazzwardett i threw up on my year 10 pe teacher would yours not let you leave
sian0151 1 year ago
I was told i had adhd and i remember falling asleep
jbfan64454 1 year ago
Shane Dawson said the same thing about the 64 pack of crayons!!!!!! Dont mess with shane dawson he got the 64 pack yo' lol
iLoveShaneDawson180 1 year ago
i had 60 pck lol
crazymuffin1234 1 year ago
MICHAEL BUCKLY 4 PRESIDENT!!!!
detectivegirl123 1 year ago
@special3415 wtf???
bannanamintnorthwest 1 year ago
I threw up in first grade too!!!
c2thehelsea 1 year ago
The little boy who sat next to me bumped my backpack onto the floor. It was the first day of school, and I ripped apart his new book. We later became friends :) haha...
yawenalice 1 year ago
I had the meanest first grade teacher she was from Michigan and spit in my face lol. everyone hated her except my friend. I loved my board washers because they were older lol.I played an angel in the nativity play and my friend got mary and i remember a group of us saying shes lucky and i said maybe too lucky i think shes up to something lol
sha72productions 1 year ago
i told this kid what sex was
mybigtaco24 1 year ago 62
my 1st grade teacher was fucking beast!!!
WorldWaterWars12 1 year ago
it was my first time at that school cause i had just moved there and one girl(i guess she was the popular one) told me that i was from a different planet.
D:
quinlynnes 1 year ago
i rember having a epic war with my bestfriend (at the time) about beanie babys leaveing her stupid little click and meeting some friends that i have to this day. i also distinctly remeber threwing up on the guy i'm curently dating he ,on the other hand, does not . lol
spacEMOuse12 1 year ago
My first grade teacher put me in time out because I couldn't get out of my seat after i tied my book bag straps together around my waste. I hated that woman. Her name was mrs. Orendwarf. But I went to school in Dover, Deleware. Like 6 years ago.....
poprockluver5525 1 year ago
I wet my pants every day for the first week of first grade because I couldn't find the bathroom.
FloridaLizardQueen 1 year ago
@FloridaLizardQueen LOL really?
Michaelman79 1 year ago
I HAVE 84 PACK HAHA!
iq12212 1 year ago
@iq12212 ME TOO!!
sthprkbutterslovers 1 year ago
@sthprkbutterslovers yeah i bought 124 pack yesterday HAHAHA
iq12212 1 year ago
@iq12212 woahhhhh badass im so jealous.. hahaha
sthprkbutterslovers 1 year ago
i remember being in time out ALL THE TIME it was during recess and i wanted to go outside soooo bad so i'd be crying my eyes out and have snot all over the place and she made us stay in our seat with our heads down and i was afraid to get a kleenex so by the end of time out i'd get up and have all this snot and she would yell at me for having snot everywhere.
missemsnitchesss 1 year ago
i was bursting to tears so funny i loved this one so much lol
TheEye4eye 1 year ago
what did the teacher say when you threw up?! haha
BobandHarris 1 year ago
what a bitch.
You're amazing! Cray paz rule!
HannahHeartStruck 1 year ago
oh and btw 2:57 - 3:00 lmao good one xD
justmegan11 1 year ago
its ok i cried alot up till 6th grade lol
RAWRitsoybean 1 year ago
I have a 64pack OH YEAAAAA ((:
NinjaLoverrr1 1 year ago
LMFAO i remember in the first grade my teacher thought i was suicidal becuz she made me really mad for some reason so i said that i was gonna kill myself or i wanna die or some dumbass thing that only little kids say to their teachers. aaaah good times.
justmegan11 1 year ago
I remember in fourth grade how we had crayons and markers. My markers were like 36 (or something) different colors and everyone asked to borrow them when we were coloring.
No one else had their own markers and just used crayons or the big markers that don't allow detail that the teacher provided. I was so proud of my markers at that time, it was sooo stupid now that I look back at it that it makes me laugh. The mindset of children is so strange...
AlixMarshMelp 1 year ago
i REMEBER IN FIRST DRADE I TOLD MY TEACH THAT SHE TAGHT REALLY BDLY
cltcsfan1733 1 year ago
i remember having a crush on my teacher
gome5000 1 year ago
to make cray-pos not get all over the place, spray hairspray on your picture
ShortCakesMakeup 1 year ago
omg i luved craypas!
GlitterCupcakes96 1 year ago
You're still evaluated by your school supplies. You're considered cool if you have the 64 pack of crayons with the sharpener. But in First grade, I always was shy, and kind of teased for being such a tom-boy...
JinxDagger 1 year ago
i onse flung a pencile in to my !st grad teachers hair she never noticed it was there till like the end of the day it just hung there and she was like "ok how did this get hear" to this day she never new who did it
HewieOfHG 1 year ago
my 5th grade teacher had a baby so she was on maternity leave and i had a sub for half the year!
akwardmoment 1 year ago
@akwardmoment HOLY CRAP that happened with me to....some blakc lady named Mrs. Vincent-walker..... LOL
VirtualCurry 1 year ago
@akwardmoment Same grade too!
VirtualCurry 1 year ago
i was homeschooled in 1st :)
lets see... i remember drawing stuff that started with a B in first... and i remember my mom draping toilet paper on her and taking away my toys. she called herslef, Mr. Minus.
missystarr2334 1 year ago
first grade.... i remember i leared absalutly NOTHING, NADA.
no, my bro had it way worse, my older bro didnt learn to read till his second third grade, cuz he was held back from fourth, so we were both in the same grade. Hes still a dunce, but i make profit by giving him my homework xD
ThaAwesomeness 1 year ago
I got in trouble alot in 1st grade. I always got blamed for others peoples s***. I started having three way calls with my new friends and was dealing with boy drama already. Oh and SOme little nasty boy in my class pulled out his dick in the middle of class right next to me!
yamanuellieb 1 year ago
vlogs and/or writing is useful in assisting oneself to see points of where one's 'patterns' of 'behavioral' 'thinking' and 'actions' began as 'thoughts, feelings and emotions'. It assists us to see how and what we have 'accepted' and 'allowed' of ourselves based on childhood experiences. Taking a 'self honest' look within yourself and apply 'self forgiveness' so as to 'release' these 'patterns' - to be become 'effective' within 'self ability' to direct self as all as one as Equal.
clk211bu 1 year ago
I had a the 96 pack of crayons!! Or some number of crayons in the 90's!!
tayuyaxsakon0 1 year ago
0:07 is a blowjob face
monstermii 1 year ago
AHA ! I threw up under my desk in kindergarden. I remember getting praised by my teacher of finishing a math worksheet quickly with no effort. and i remember being accused of saying something i didn't say. WILD year for me
chocolateAnime09 1 year ago
OMFG! in first grade, my dumbass teacher accused me of being RACIST cuz i told a black kid that he might like to read a little bill book... in First grade?!?
PeaceLuva882 1 year ago
rofl.. i threw up on my gym teachers feet :P
PeaceLuva882 1 year ago
My mom made me wear a dress on the first day.
Oh my gosh it was awful.
I mean, full blown frilly pink dress with white dress shoes and my hair pinned and curly-
I think I fell a lot that day, too.
LotsOfVidding 2 years ago
I fell off the monkey bars and broke my arm.
It hurt ALOT O_O
webkinzgirl145 2 years ago
2:09-2:10- to that: #1 THAT'S why I won't be a teacher. And #2: Lesson: ALWAYS carry a trash bag it helps in those situations. #3: WHY watch? When I used to 'get sick' I could NEVER look it was too disgusting, I used to always close my eyes. (Still would-and it still freaks me out.) Okay, and my first grade sucked, my teacher did not like me I know it. I got in trouble ALOT, I was stubborn and didn't want to work. And my Dad ragged me to do my homework EVERY night sometimes I cried about it.
DropsOfIndigo 2 years ago
I went to 2 schools and had 3 teachers, and my third teacher was a midget.....and i got a detention 4 calling a girl, "black and gettho." 98-99
im4florida 2 years ago
in first grade i had a teacher called Mrs. Yost. She seriously hated me. She was prejudiced. So i always called her Mrs. Goat.
twisteygdiah 2 years ago
my old teacher wouldnt let my friend go to the nurse when she felt sick and she went back up to her at her desk and was sick all over her papers and everything lol and then at my old school another teacher wouldnt let a boy in my class go to the toilet so he pissed everywere lol
ellenkirby531 2 years ago
OMG WE ALSO HAD THE BATTLE OF THE ART SUPPLIES! but my mom being the hippy "dont let people judge you" type of person, i had hammy-down pencils and supplies
ilovemoshpit 2 years ago
one day in first grade i remember some kid threw up on all of our folders that we would have in this container and it would have anything we need to take home rofl this one kid was crying sooooooo hard xD
iheartedwardcullenxo 2 years ago
we did it to i think they were called like cubbie thingys or sumthing
sk8tergirl6234 2 years ago
it was just like a tub full of folders and we also had cubbies but those were out in the hall
iheartedwardcullenxo 2 years ago
i threw up on my spanish techers feet lol
DarkFire4599 2 years ago
My friend had a spider in her desk!
tayuyaxsakon0 2 years ago
i always cried in the kindergarden xD it sucked so much.. but i stopped doing it when i finally went to school.
denWere 2 years ago
haha, grade one was fun, we got prizes if we lost teeth and or cleaned up the class room, i got a lot of prizes, and when you're a kid, you feel like the or queen (and we had a 'king' and 'queen' everyday, we'd draw names and whoever's name was drawen got to be at the front of the line and all that)
questionablelife18 2 years ago
When I was in first grade I lost my tooth in class and started bleeding everywhere. I never did find my tooth though.
narutofan966 2 years ago
Kids who lost their teeth at school got little prizes. I've always been pissed that I never lost one there.
Ocarina04 2 years ago
@Ocarina04
I know your comment is a month old, but I couldn't resist.
Same here, now that you mention it! I found myself constantly trying to wiggle my loose tooth in school to try to get it to fall out. They've always fallen out at home, though... I was fucking pissed.
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CrazyCrazy47 2 years ago
cool funny
teamedwardandrobertp 2 years ago
i loooove cray paws!! haha my art teacher was OBSESSED W;/ THEM
Haleyfan97 2 years ago
Dame, this actually happened to me in first grade when i saw my first sub LOL
PRIZ3REB3LFRE4K 2 years ago
i threw up on my teacher in year eight, for the EXACT SAME REASON... only thing was, i had a little crush on this teacher... wow, he was hot...
abrigellar 2 years ago
5 stars for craypas!!
lelodsik12 2 years ago
LOL threw up on her shoes! LOL
Kaleighization 2 years ago
im in 11th grade and i have been throwing up alot. its because i quit my drugs and it skrewed my stomach acid levels up and im in rotc so they work me even more i then throw up in school almost every day and they start freaking out
i went to the doctor and my suspicion was true i have permanent gastritus so i cant go home if i throw up at school they now will only send me home if i have a fever over 100 degrees it sucks
thefennec1 2 years ago
Ugh 1st grade.
You don't want me to get into that.
D ;
FrancieZe 2 years ago
My teacher in first grade was kind of like all fancy and stuff. She always made us write w/ pencils. So one day the guy next to me found a purple crayon and wrote my name on the top of it. So, the teacher comes over she goes "WHY is this in crayon!?"
"Reed did it--"
"Don't lie Elizabeth! You are in big trouble! You will not get chocolate like everyone else!"
it was aweful!
lovepink9987 2 years ago
hey midnightmemories13 that was what my school did when i was in first grade we dressed up like pilgrims and indians and ate with our parents at school.
1funkeymaster51 2 years ago
In first grade this girl felt like she was gonna puke and my teacher told me to go with her to the nurse, but she didnt make it to the nurse and she threw up right next to me. Then the day after i threw up. hahahah pretty gross
chriistiiiina 2 years ago
yeah in first grade i threw up about a week befor school let out for summer and i threw up so close to here feet but i hated her
cazlovejosh 2 years ago
i bite my teacher she hated me lol she was like oh no you did not and then slapped me and i was like no you did not skank and i pulled down her dress and screamed rape or something lol
ClayinLA 2 years ago
@ClayinLA bullshit..
DrOpSxOn3r 1 year ago
I. HATE. School nurses.
My school nurses were all bitches. >.>
ZOMGAPOTATO 2 years ago
Well in 1st grade, I didn't throw up on my teacher, but I threw up on one of my best friends now, yeah. Haha thats the only thing I can really remember, but the crayon thing is soo true! I know I'm a loser for posting this.
Dekriete 2 years ago
dont you have any friends
boB50798 2 years ago
She TOTALLY deserved it!
JamieOfCourse 2 years ago 9
I can never remember first grade too well, but I do remember we had to do this ho down dance where we basically just walk in circles, and I was thinking, "this sucks..." but all tha other kids had glassy eyes while doing it lol We also had a day where we were pilgrims or indians for thanksgiving, I wanted an indian so bad that I switched myself in line with someone so that I could get indian (it was every other person). I think i just wanted tha cool feather.
midnightmemories13 2 years ago
My first grade was similar to yours, cried a lot, sick a lot, and my teacher was a psychotic alcoholic cocaine whore prostitute bitch who was addicted to anal sex, and she yelled a lot. Fucking bitch.
Xlion901 2 years ago 2
he posted dhis 0n mi birthday :]]
bbyfr3shh 2 years ago
yeah i made up that i was sick from 1stt grade to 2nd grade :\
appleinc344 2 years ago
yeah in first grade i threw up about a week befor school let out for summer and i threw up so close to here feet but i hated her
GUSZILLA87 2 years ago
1st grade! Wow again i cried alot missed my mom alot... wow.... and my friend threw up on the teacher! The ym Teacher! Who was weird like ur teacher in kindergarten! which is weird
MirangaloandMike 2 years ago
again i dont really remember 3rd grade all i do remember is the catolic school. i do remember there being a hand like those you pick up at the halloween store and the librarian had one and i remember telling my mom that it scares me. so one day she makes me stay after school and made the teachers explain to me it wasnt real. but thats about it it was also my last year in the catholic school!! next time its on to public o i also cry becauseone of my toys broke and i told them i missed my mom
mitraysig 2 years ago
omg the whole teacher thing happened to me too accpt my teacher got preggers and we had subs for 5 months ahahah
scoringsportstar 2 years ago
Oh the puke thing happened to me in kindergarden. I told our reading group teacher that i didnt feel good, and she
told me the same thing and then RAAARR! I puked on the table. I remember the look on some of their faces :D
LimeCrayonify 2 years ago
once in grade......1 or 2....... i felt sick so i ran in the toilets(about to puke) and pushed the door open and found someone in there! threw up all over his naked bottom half.........eeew
Eatyournose 2 years ago
in first grade i remeber like we had to finish our do nows and then u get to read a book and sit in the bean bag chairs and i was always like yea i was first lololol
MemoOchoaForever 2 years ago
I got my first boyfriend :D His name was Michael. XD Lol But umm... we would walk around and hold hands. He would walk away, hit someone, come back grab my hand and we would leave. XD
animeparafallout 2 years ago
lol i threw up on my best friend in first grade lol...pretty close
beegirl135 2 years ago
In 1st graid the thing I remember most is that I went on christmas vacation one week early and at the end of the year I got a perfect attendance award and all my friends got mad at me because I didn't correct my teacher and I was the only kid in class to get to awards. (And Buck I got the 64 pack of crayons too)
Spookygirl121 2 years ago
first grade and already teachers are hampering creativity. boo you michael buckley's first grade teacher xxxx
RachMacSaysWhat 2 years ago
"That's too big you can't put that on your desk... THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID!" Good call Buck.
nodqisme222 2 years ago
I hate teacher who say go put your head down when you are sick..
I used to have scented crayons and like the biggest pack of crayons. <3
iheartslb 2 years ago
when i was in first grade i was up in the bathroom swinging on the bathroom stalls and a teacher walked in and started yelling at me so the next day i was too scared to go to the bathroom so i went to library and i peed on myself and nobody knew so when my grandmother came and got me and my brother from school she asked me why my pants were wet and i told her i got a long speech xD
Ilovepups102 2 years ago
funny
23Ian1 2 years ago
Michael you should show pictures of you when you were little if you have.... I would love 2 see em!!!
HarryPotterFan951 2 years ago
well we were playing hide n seek with our teacher i didnt felt good so i just sat on the floor or something so she asked me why i wasnt hiding i said i was sick she just taught i was trying to leave the school so she did count another time i still wasnt hiding...we argued and she was about to send me to the director or something like that when i puked on her...im sure it happens to a lot of teacher :D(im not lying believe me)and i puked 2 other time the same day and she had to clean it :D
DIVAD291 2 years ago
I HATED my first grade teacher for one reason:
Her name was Mrs. Aerosmith and I recognized the band name so, in my six-year-old logic, I hated her because the loud music annoyed me.
Also, I had trouble writing my z's the correct way and she would make me do them over a million times. =(
TheSteveTheSecond 2 years ago
i've felt that before!!! teachers shooting me in the chest :(
julietao96 2 years ago
i could have skipped kindergarden and gone straight to first grade but when i took the test they thought i was a little retarded because i needed help counting to 30+ by myself out loud and my sissor skills werent great and (this apparently makes me retarded) they threw a ball at me unexpectedly and i didnt catch it so they said "im sorry but she needs to go throught kindergarden"
littleJoshieproducts 2 years ago
Hahahaha! I skipped kindergarten, but I don't remember the test!
kiwigirl793 2 years ago
My 1st grade teacher was obsessed with stickers and she would always put them on out papers if we did a good job.
Umm.. we had these book things that you colored and you had to read. OH! and show and tell:D that was fun.
xoHoLliSteR22xo 2 years ago
my 1st grade was the year when me and my friends made up clubs and it would only be me and my 3 best friends it was fun(:
Cheergirl4life22 2 years ago
haahahahahahahhaahhahahaahha
42babyboo 2 years ago
Can't remember my first grade. It was all the same for 9 years.
Dousch 2 years ago
Oh I just know what your mean, you think everybody will be astonished by something you've done, and then you you just get totaly disillusioned.
When I was about 8 o r9 years old. I sat in the classroom. And a friend who sat at my right in the row in front of me.
She turned and almost wispered to me: Laura, I feel s... (in Dutch) and then she just puked.
But luckaly for me there was enough distance between us so I didn't got dirty.
That entire occurrence was like in slowmotion.
Arael1307 2 years ago
Let's see... like the first day of first grade, we were coloring apples and I was upset because mine was too red. And later on, like middle of the school year I really had to go to the bathroom but we were taking a test so my teacher wouldn't let me... so I peed in my chair and I was crying and they took me to the office and I had to use their underwear oO
LainakinzCheemo 2 years ago
@LainakinzCheemo lol wut?!
DachshundLover33 1 year ago
in first grade i had the same teacher as kindergarten. all i remember was on valentines day after was got all our candy the teacher passed out strawberries and some fat kid choked on it and they had to do the hymlick(spelling?) manuver...it was awsome :)
samheartsify 2 years ago
my first grade was a first-second grade class and all the second graders would try to bully us around but there were more first graders and lyk 2 months in we kinda started making fun of them and then they stopped... so i guess first grade was fun
5t3phxxluf5xxj0br05 2 years ago
in the morning i would try to slept so i woulod not have to go to school it never worked also i had to get surgery 3 times that year but the school was easy
goredandwhite 2 years ago
First Grade:
The Crayon War:
One kid had the 64 pack with the sharpener. I stole them,. He got the 78 pack colored pencils. stole it. umm. my teacher was a bitch
xBeastPriestx 2 years ago
I also threw up in school once
it was really embarrassing because i was in 8th grade so like the 6th and 7th graders look up to you =) Great video!!
peacelovetwilight023 2 years ago
hahah!! in 8th grade 6 and 7 graders tried to rule me.
I just laughed and walked away.
3diot 2 years ago
hahahaha
i love the cre-pa story :)
xXgoROTinAsack89Xx 2 years ago
i remeber durign the first grade everyonce and awhile we would have a big test for a big grade and one of them and i through up and the whole class went to another room and i threw up on like 2 of my class mates,and they were girls so they really freacked out
eh good times
gooood times
expocule 2 years ago
haha. i totally remember in first grade there was a big drama in the class about the crayons. there was a kid with a 64 pack and they kept stealing his crayons. at the end of the month he didn't have any crayons left. haha.
kittytats 2 years ago 2
LMAO! michael i love you so much, ur stories make me laugh<3
courtizie 2 years ago
oh man. my first grade was a laugh.
my bestfriend and i weren't in the same class in first grade so on the first day we both cried and then our mom's went and spoke to the principal and they said i could go to her class so the second day i was all happy and stuff and i walk into her class with my note from the principal and the teacher was a bitch!! she was like: who are you -_- and i got scared and went to the office.
and then my friend was moved to my class.
such commotion for nothing. lol
princessheartsX 2 years ago
i laughed my ass off! this was so awesome! i love you!
msifreak423 2 years ago
what i dont understand is why when you tell teachers that you don't feel well they tell you to lay your head down. what is laying your head down going to do?! it'll make you throw up on your teacher's shoes, that's what it will do. :D
DangerousBacon13 2 years ago 3
i remeber that my teacher was really cool and would give us gummy bears after each math session :O! lmao
TalkAboutWhat 2 years ago
art supplies wars THIS IS ARTCLASS!!!
blymtin 2 years ago 2
hmm first grade
i got straight A's the whole year
my teacher's name was mrs Westcott
errr i dont remember much about 1st grade..ahh!
ilovejoshg09 2 years ago
I spelt the letter/ word 'I' wrong!
i over thought it and wrote it something like this
"ayiea" with random letters that sound like 'I'
elsaztank 2 years ago
HAHAHA! in first grade my teacher kept a tally for each table for our behavior, and my table always had the most tally marks at the end of the week and we would each get a lollipop for every 5 tallies. i always gave my best friend on the other tables one of my lollipops and some kid told on me and the teacher said "it's her lollipops, she can do whatever she wants with them" i was like HA! lol
vcbubblesz 2 years ago