Mooninites Quotes

[MegatronSmurf]

some say the earth is our moon but that would belittle the name of our moon...which is the moon

[LegoMachinimer787]

i always wanna say that Err sounds like a kid talking near a Fan

[Drmckool]

Newt Gingrich 2012!!!

[Ramenstein1]

@Drmckool Congratulations

Fuck Off

[Ringolero]

IMPOSSIBLE we're the mooninites! Commence remooning at once. Remooning commencicon!

[TacoHuman419]

lol i just watched apollo 18, and i couldnt help but quote the mooninites the entire time.

[atreya84]

"I will rock your FACE!" haha! ;D

[Keithmurray23]

The bullet is enormous, there is no escape

[Exstadrenaline]

"You shall not see the next decade.

You shall never know that turtlenecks come back, in a big way."

All of this is just perfect.

[Trasiqk]

Fryman we have hidden 4 GRAMS OF KOKANE IN YUR ROOM.

[TheKevinthekool]

plutonians suck

[Cybunnylover]

@TheKevinthekool oh no you did-in't

[jtaylor12080]

Thinking spin-off

[evilphil]

"Where shall I place this primitive Earth towel?"

[CH3MIS7RY]

5:13 "gigglioronnasonnafonnicannins­..."

[MrUberSpanky]

Im the weird part of youtube

[lolol986678]

because WE WEAR COANEROY!! lmfao

[jagerads]

@lolol986678 corduroy even.

[achillesian]

this, is who this is

[CellarDoor06]

Follow me, Hippies. We are the Dope Men. Because WEEEEE wear CORDUROYYY.

[DiFrand]

420 likes... hmmm

[Tiamat583]

The purple mooninite is so funny!

[eyesofforever]

DUDE THEY'RE MOONIN US!!

[sango290]

2 people resent their nods being presented in such a crude manor

[MastodonAD]

I know this wasn't in the video, but it was in the movie

Ignignokt: Thank you, Err. What was that thick shake?

Err: Well, now I'll tell you what it is. It's mayonnaise I found in the trash can!

Ignignokt: [throws up]

Err: And it had hair in it! And you drank it! 'Cause I'm your doctor! Do what I say!

And Also

Ignignokt: Err, if you want to achieve in this life, you must set your goals higher.

Err: ... I'm already pretty high.

Ignignokt: And so am I.

[Cybunnylover]

@MastodonAD I love that one! heh

[KevTheYoungMusicGeru]

Ignignokt is my favorite ATHF character, the way he talks is so hilarious

[kyussfan6]

/._.\ hello Carl i am Ignignokt and this is Err >:l i am Err!!

[VINCEJisSONiCtheMC]

The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping

[Juggaliath]

D:< BIZZNATCH!!!!!

[DraxDhampir]

Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here... but I would kill somebody... in front of their own mama... to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.

[blackunderscore]

This..is who this is

[TheHamishbatten1995]

Balls

[BostonShawn17]

lol "Follow us hippies, we are the dopemen"

[asnaes]

@BostonShawn17 Because we wear corduroy!

[psunitlion22]

I Will Rock Yoo Face!!!

[youcaneatmyballs]

The mooninites are genius

[TheHoodedSchmedlapp]

"DROP THOSE SWEATPANTS!!!"

[cotton770]

you should've had the one where err says "your face is stupid."

[p0tll]

.uh, yeah.put em on the glass...

[dEaDlYCoSmIcTiTaN]

you ain't painting on no damn school thats a rock oh god yes

[JAKEtheRAKE23]

monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday

[BigMikeMcBastard]

On the moon, nerds have their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.

[360Nomad]

The Innocent shall suffer. BIG TIME.

[Cap285]

"Open the fly to your sunshine."

Thank you ATHF, for making me laugh on a daily basis. Thank you.

[Dzubur93]

Ignignokt: "My parking space is right there, on top of that other vehicle in a parking space."

Err: "We park where we want"

Ignignokt: "We have evolved beyond the need for manners."

[123Ureadthishah]

Quad Lazer kix earth ass!

[mat38080]

its wacky but it keeps me going

[BlBrProductions]

Some might say that the earth is our moon, but that would belittle the name of our moon, which is the moon.

[athiktos21]

jumping.....is useless.

[DakotaDead]

Impossible! WE are the Moon-inites!

[Cap285]

I want to smoke some moonijauna...

[0MarvintheMartian0]

The innocent shall SUFFER!~

[pr00de]

@0MarvintheMartian0 big time!

[XxSpRiTeZzxX]

"Point is were at the center not you."

"No the real point is I don't give a damn."XD

[iamstewiehearmeroar]

We have five.

THOUSAND

Yeah five thousand

[AmazonRiderRX]

the bullet is enormous there is no escaping 

[AmazonRiderRX]

because we wear corduroy

[zerobeast22]

TAKE TWO MUTHA-MUCHACHOS

[Element7812]

deceptinominon.... deceptinoitous

[emorywomack]

and we will tell the pigs.... lol too funny

[Negamaru9114]

the bullet is enormous!!! there is no escaping

Jumping is usleess

[JoshMcCue]

and who named us click-click-click-click-click-­click-click-click?

[PurpleNurpleUrple]

I wish i could talk like Ignignokt. I'd so get laid.

[emorywomack]

i didnt dislike and Emory is my name hahaha

[marty1901]

All hail our new Moon Masters!!!

[Rorshein]

The bullet is enormous!! There is no escaping!

[thebomberman1967]

square the quadlazer and you have behold......the quadglazer

[woterx]

lol super awesome villeins forever hahahahahahaah!!!!

[deliveryboy1]

5:22 and on ... is that Archer i hear? talkin about midnighters?

[JTKatz07]

Open the fly to your sunshine is my new high school year book quote

[WHITEg35]

He was drinking and smoking in a non smoking areaaaaa

[MrMaxmolnar]

getting it is e z, filling it with illeagel substances and sending it across the border is not

[MrMaxmolnar]

follow me hippies for we are the dope men..lol many times over

[blaztradiouz666]

got villans!!!

[blaztradiouz666]

DECEPTANOMANON!!

[Krad787]

The 2 dislikes are from Emory and Oglethorpe

[Cybunnylover]

@Krad787 ahaha, wiiin.

[1manmafia]

@Krad787 Oh jah das cooool

[Juggaliath]

@Krad787 D:< BIZZNATCH!

[NapoleonThunder1]

@Krad787 The other two dislikes are from Carl and Frylock.

[Doomscouts]

For they are Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday.

[Horusthebetrayer]

@Doomscouts You forgot Sunday

[outlaw2100]

Gigglioronnaonommacon

[Ringolero]

No one can defeat the quad laser. . . . The bullet is enormous there is no escaping!!

[prettyd31]

@Ringolero Jumping, is useless!

[Ringolero]

Deceptinominon, Deceptinoitious!

[tjmmotox]

lets get drunk and rip off a ten speed!

[wlx456123]

Ignignokt- Hi man we have hidden 4 grams of cocaine in your room ....

Err- We did?

Ignignokt- No we didnt do that Err but we woud

[xXLoneWolf212Xx]

Behold the quadlaser

[blaztradiouz666]

FROM NOW WE WILL BE CALLED....KIMSOWANNASONNAFONNA­CON!!!!

[Sackser7420]

you and your 3rd dimension

what about it?

oh nothing its cute, we have 5... 5 thousand

[TonyBMan]

@Sackser7420 oh yeah? well, i only see 2

[Sackser7420]

JUMPING IS USELESS lol

[FollowMEno1]

"and so my mom dropped me off at summer camp, and she said.....see you later......like

...forever"-M00naNite fav-o'rite-R.J.LOTT

[elemENTRYDa444]

"...and they burned our craps. Crops? Crops." -Err

"It's crops, Err." -Ignignokt

"It should be craps." -Err

"Well, it's crops." -Ignignokt

"Craps is funnier." -Err

"I've processed that humor." -Ignignokt

[Revan8645]

Brother, you look like a fat man in entire need of an ass bruising!

[SalukAntiwii]

Gentlemen...BEHOLD! TALKING BOMBS!

[shamusolarry]

my fave is definetly "Well that sounds like a personal problem!" I say that so much, and people seldom ever get what I'm referencing.

[Hurakane]

@butosaii yea put em on the glass

[MiniUberPyro]

Ignignokt: Hello carl, i am Ignignokt and this is Err

Err: I AM ERR!

Lol

[mjryanlivingston]

holy damn. this mix is awesome

[antz045]

Err FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[subzerorules93]

"We do whatever we want to whomever we want at all times"

[nupe954]

Err is the man!

[sheenydonut]

You, with all the great plans. You shall not see the next decade. You shall never know that turtlenecks will come back and that Brett Favre will permanently retire from the NFL.

[animlk3]

Might as well as put literally everything the mooninites say in every episode. its all gold

[ryukinthetruck]

"Fryman we have hidden four grams of cocaine in your room."

Love Frylock's face when Ignignot says that. XD

[deussolinvictus]

" I WILL ROCK YOUR FAAAAAACCE!!"

[jgldje]

haha "Open your fly to the sunshine"

[youonlydp]

"I think I have a straight 6"-Err lmao

[keeperofthecheese]

when he says "pure mountain stream" you can hear the laugh in his voice :D

[0n3m4n4rm33]

"Smoke while you are doing so..."

[LtSurge659]

MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

[sualocin]

Everyone, bow your heads...and pretend to be serious.

[wlx456123]

Is there any web that get full episodes? i cant find them anyware PLease help!!!!!

[halorunescaper]

lmfao ignignokt looks like he has ears :P

[Sigele1]

PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS

[PageofLegend]

funniest fucking characters, anywhere, hands down

[tommusthecountryman]

Oh nothing it's cute, we have five

Th-thousand

[lyricsfromsweden]

don't forget:

[I] And I am about to kick it all up

[E] STAND BY FOR KICKING!

[I] I am the kicker Err, not you, you kick elsewhere

[Satoshiji]

Cybunnylover <3

[oreosandmilk67]

err what is that?

its an ash try i like to smoke!

[halorunescaper]

6:25 ignignot sounds funnnny lol

[halorunescaper]

yeah my names biff and im lookin for a holden mcgroin

[halorunescaper]

lol i use to go swimming and bring my dog and he walk around the pool and i pretended like he was ignignot lolololol

[theC4K3is4lie]

Gir owns Err

[tvoice1]

I think I heard bob from that 70's show

am I right?

[keeperofthecheese]

....MUTINY ! AND WHO NAMED US CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK ???>

[IronManOfficialguy]

That we made drinking from a pure mountain stream.

[operaghostandkitty]

Err!! <3

[Phoenix4329]

I think i'm responsible for like 1,000 of these views lol

DUDE THEIR MOON'IN US!

[Hu6CityRidah]

The bullet is enormous there is no escape

[DesertDragon96]

@Hu6CityRidah Jumping! Is useless!

[Flarekill]

"He was kind enough to let us steal them and burn his furniture for no reason."

[stemon1980]

err is awesome :)

[WCarson1993]

you missed one where in the villian episode ignigknot asks if there are any questions and calls the moth guy a "retard with the dumb question", its pretty funny

[Zuul030]

And who named us KLICK KLICK KLICK KLICK?

[Conchobhar]

Drinking from a pure mountain stream.

[mattador2792]

gigglyoroninomicon

[sasukeuchihalb]

err: you look like a fatman in need of an ass bruising!

[Ruckus2thaLADIES]

Organic lol

[EmperorOfMars]

For we are the Mooninites and have far superior technology than yours.

[Ruckus2thaLADIES]

open your fly to the sunshine LOL classic

[petey815]

giglioroninomicon

[petey815]

NOW THAT'S THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!

[petey815]

Observe Err, the digital nards. The principal will resent his nards being presented in such a crude manner.

[iceprincess15]

aw i didnt hear "prepare for a pride oblitarating bitch slap!" hahahaha damn thats too bad. favorite line XD

[filthsteppin3750]

Ignignokt is my favorite in the show, besides Shake and Carl.

[Ruckus2thaLADIES]

@filthsteppin3750 No love for meatwad????....BLASPHEMY

[NOHHissue]

I did know something I didn't. But it wasn't that.

[IceSick88]

The Inocent shall suffer...BIG TIME!

[kurryg63]

lol

[TheMastermixologist]

"You tell another story!" Ah smooth and menthol.

[JumpinJesuits]

you and your "3rd" dimension.

what about it?

oh nothing it's cute. we have five.

...th-thousand.

yes, five thousand.

don't question it!

oh yeah? well I only see two!

well that sounds like a personal problem.

[DClem1]

Err : "Brother, you look like a fat man in entire need of an ass brusing!" XD Err kicked ass with that comment!

[Makenna200]

NEVER saw this show before till last night, and this wuz the first episode I ever saw and now I already am addicted!

[Cybunnylover]

@Makenna200

that just proves its awesomeness. x3 <3

[Makenna200]

@Cybunnylover Hahaha exactly.

[whyhatestrangers]

@Cybunnylover DECEPTONOMINON!!! this seems like NEARLY every line the mooninites ever had, thank you very much for posting these. they're all priceless. my favorite athf line ever is from the fungus monster "idle hands spend time at the genitals, and we all know god hates that".

[WCarson1993]

@Makenna200 yeah the mooninites were my first episode, soooo funny

[nera789]

@Makenna200 welcome aboard. Please be aware you may come across some awkward &/Or weird instances while on board.

XD

Who'd you decide was your favorite character? I'm assuming from the video choice is the mooninites. lol

[Makenna200]

@nera789 XD I still love it. Yeah they're my fave characters, followed by meat wad :D

[CDiddy51]

"and we will tell the pigs that when they arrive"

[scottfree66]

Fryman we have hidden 4 grams of cocaine in your room

We did

No we didn't but we would

[lickmyballsize]

''for we are thin lines of deception'' DECEPTANUMBANINE!!

[starwarsfan651]

i like the mooninites they are my favorite athf characters