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  • I wouldn't let them get away.

  • LOL@ the orange fag car in the beginning, however your in a van. 6.5\10

  • Bro, Your in a Van!

    What the fuck!!

  • "Take it and like it"..... That's what I tell your mom. She giggles like you too when I leave mushroom shaped bruises on her forehead.

  • I'd follow you and then clamp that shit shut. Just a couple of fuckin assholes.

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  • Theres a special place in hell for you fuckers thats for sure! but the smoke out of the lady on the park bench was the best ;-)

  • How many wheels does your house have?

  • Faggots

  • When I do that shit I leave them in a huge cloud of smoke, not just a little puff

  • My lawn mower puts out more smoke than that . Smoke does not mean anything except to much fuel, your van sucks. Im going to laugh when you post a vid of someone does this to you

  • Needs a 12 valve cummins, then it would roll coal

  • thugeater your the dumbass. its not a duramax. its a 6.5 detroit engine. durmax didnt come out till 2001. sooo your dumb.

  • thats weak

  • Do you just drive around town doing this?

  • @thugeater69 that's not a cummins you dumbass. It's a duramax, and no, that's not true, tunes may make your truck smoke, due to the need for more fuel, same with bigge turbos , dont talk shit unless you know shit.

  • @crazybmxer876 You dont know shit cause its not a Duramax. Its a 6.5 Detroit diesel... HA

  • "oh I like diesel but i am gonna make sure others on the road hate it and petition a stigma that makes laws to ban it or regulate it to the point of being unfordable" And people wonder why drivers in the US think diesel is dirty and don't see the good in it. I have an 84 300 D and a 6.2 with aftermarket turbo and enjoy them. The 6.5 is not a a heavy smoker do to its design. Keep on fueling the hate against diesel guys ..........

  • Wow realy u dumb ass hate to tell you but when you nail it that mother fucker should roal smoke then be clear when full spool u dumb ass come to oklahoma ill show you some real shit. Lmfao

  • what a bunch of idiots

  • wow. thats why cummins sucks because it rolls coal!!! the more black smoke the worse the engine is!!!

  • if u think that smokes u should see what my 12 valve does u r a disgrace

  • 1st, you're in a 6.5 van... LMAO! 2nd, it rolls no coal... Fail. 3rd WHY? You ruin it for all us diesel guys. Get a job and a girl friend.

  • This must be what people with micro-penises do?

  • coal??? Smoke???? ya ok

  • you call that black smoke thats nothn and thats y cops hate diesels cuss stupid ppl like yall go around town doing that

  • but there aint enough smoke

  • lmao the best was the to mexicans

  • that shits weak. im cool with the guys that can fill my car up, but you guys need your windows broken out for trying so hard to do nothing.

    Get yourself a cummins u queer

  • I just want to fucking shoot you guys

  • Funny guys lollllll I do the same with my TDI black smokeeeeeeeee weeeee nice vid !

  • On Michigan we call that little cloud a queef cannon

  • Is this a van lol?

  • You guys are assholes

  • Wow no life, diesel is fun but have some fuckin class,

  • more smoke comes from my ass when i fart, lol

  • This guy can't even get being an ass hole right. Pretty sad.

  • Idiots like you is why diesels get a bad rap...

  • this is great! 

  • Gay. Need more smoke

  • I can blow more smoke from a cigg and have a better out come then your sorry ass!

  • i like how he isnt even pullin away from cars fast. sucks to suck

  • those guys at 0:45 are standing outside a U-haul lot just trying to make money. Maybe one day you will lose everything and be sittin in front of home depot, hoping a 70yr old granny needs your help loading some shit in her car.

  • God, you're a fucking loser if this is what you do with your spare time.

  • Dude my moms jeep smokes more than that and it gas

  • Wheres the smoke?

  • i like this video but some of it is messed up i have had somewone like you smoke me out when i was walking with my girlfriend and later that day i cot up with that guy he dident look that good after

  • Idea is good, but ur timing sux... U high or what?

  • this dude drives a fucking van and u call that smoke? lmao U FAIL!!

  • I live in same state and obviously same area. Do this to me on my motorcycle I promise you wont have a mirror after.

  • Yea what the hell thats no smoke hell my truck did that stocked

  • that piece of shit doesn't even smoke...

  • such losers. get a real car

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  • Someday, somebody's gonna beat the shit out of you. Pay some respect dude.

  • My farts have more smoke than your truck.

  • my cummins smokes more on start up

  • Oh ... this brings back some memories ... I had a 81 diesel rabbit ... man oh man ... bog that thing in 5th .... you talk about smoke .

  • shits weak

  • Agree wit everyone else on the weak sauce

  • i agree man this is really week, the easyest thing u could do is atleast get a dump switch

  • That is the weakest shit i have ever seen. my 84 dodge d50 dumps it out. granited i have turned the pump up and done things to it. but i can out roll my buddies 12 valve with that little somebeach. thats weak shit you got. any decent guy that likes diesel is laughing at you right now

  • Driving around in a busted up ass Ford Van. LOL

  • Are you in a ford econoline van? failure

  • @FastKart27 It says in the description.. 1999 6.5 turbo diesel van.. Chevy not Ferd.

  • Are you in a ford econoline van? failure

  • What's it like being santorum?

  • stupid people should not have cars or trucks

  • Lol

  • i could get more smoke out of a jetta

  • Pussy shit.

  • diesel sux

  • this is priceless LOL

  • if u faggots want smoke u should take long hard look at my 94 f250 with a 7.3 cuz thats real smoke not that shitty GM van

  • This is why you dont give insecure immature kids drivers licences

  • how gay, that piece of shit doesn't even roll coal...

  • 6.5s are gm big blocks with different heads. my little brother rolls more coal with his 99 tomos lx moped

  • That thing barley smokes you might as well blow cigarette smoke on them. Dumb fucks....

  • You call that a smoke????

  • @6Wildchild6 whats funny was that was 1st gear smoke haha weak i blow more smoke runnign 85

  • guys on the bikes would kick your ass for sure if they get the chance,every one should flag these guys.

  • guys on the bikes would kick your ass for sure if they get the chance

  • black kids reaction was the best

  • first fail is its a van second fail is its a 6.5 diesel third fail is it barely smokes wow way to fail!

  • is that a van?

  • You make us diesel owners look bad. Sell your truck.

  • one of the reasons i keep my beating stick closeby

  • am i the only one that thinks this is mildly retarded?

  • I think its a great video teaches people not to try rolling coal with a van lol

  • wheres the smoke???lol

  • hahaha that little yard sale was awesome

  • thats SO funny

  • and typical douches.....

  • pathetic niggers using a van.. sad shit

  • impressive. . . NOT!

    dick size and IQ are both similar. very, very small. Someone needs to chlorinate their gene pool!

  • this is super gay and the smoke is pathetic but none the less..i laughed my ass off.

  • You must have a VERY small dick.

  • thats kinda pathetic

  • Im an asshole as well but your shits weak Dont fucking do this you fucking retard have some respect

  • @SuperSmooth69x obviously your not an asshole like the rest of us laughing however your right his soot skills are weaksauce

  • your a dick man.. throwing smoke on a kid and women.. right your a such a man pussy.

  • Agree with T0Mang07 !!! Bunch of idiotic kids out in dads van acting their shoe size.

    Do that and let me see it and you won't think its so funny anymore.

    Now, go borrow moms prius and get back to the class of donkeys from which you came.

  • Please, just go suck-start a 12 gauge.

  • Smoke out?? ....more like smoke break! U want a smoke out look at my '94 12 valve. search "folinos 12v cummins rollin coal"

  • the dude at 1:50 got even blacker

  • The guys laugh @ :47!

    haha

  • our 30 best "smoke outs"???? where do they get "smoke out" from? ive seen honda civic's and tdi's have better "smoke out's"!!!!!

  • id beat the shit out of these bitches

  • my 86 ford cummins blows more that with out hitting the gas

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  • ive seen more smoke come out of my asshole

  • @playingwithfirehurts Did you not use enough lube or something?

  • thats why we havd dpf now.... thanks.....

  • Those sucked

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  • my riding lawnmower with the choke on smokes more then that.....sad

  • @stang1066 I think a hybrid throws more smoke at a light

  • ASSHOLE!

    

  • ...wheres the smoke

  • EPIC FAIL.

  • The Bicyclists were the best, followed by the Yard Salers, and the Big Girl on the bench. Good shit.

  • Best thing I have seen. Get some motorcycle footage.

  • dude....people like you need to get a life. got maturity? apparently not......

  • Has this guy ever looked at other vids of people rolling coal.

  • Go get a cummins and then try acting badass

  • I'd likely put a bullet through your tank.

  • Has anyone told you people need help.

  • @bestposted need help for or with what? 

  • What kind of truck?

  • @crzydirtbiker250r you do realize your talking about 2 totally different things here, diesel means lots of horspower and time to get that power usually, our trucks weigh 8000+ lbs, ofcourse you can beat a v8 who cares your in a 2000lbs car, big deal, about the smoke, all diesels smoke and are suppose to smoke because they require more fuel to get them to go, and you cant have a robot fuel pump, it doesnt know where your foot is going to be next, its how it is. more fuel to move more beef.

  • what smoke? the turbo is loud as hell, sounds good but where is the smoke you promised us? i demand a refund of the last 3 minutes of my life.

  • COOL!

  • good luck getting kids in your van

  • Note the retard laughs over and over again.

  • What a turd. You deserve to get smoke tickets all day long.

  • Fake and gay

  • 6.5 van= gay as shit

  • right at 1:45 you can see the guy roll up his window lol.

  • that turbo sounds sweeet!!!!but ya, thats not alot of coal. u need more!!!!lol

  • wow how fucking old are you?let me guess, 47?you no life shit thinking "ur smoking people out" that aint shit compared to the other diesel shit i seen but ur shit is just a fart, dont care for your childish acts of thinking you are doing nething to piss people off with the lil dust in your piece of shit 'van' as u ssaid with ur gay rapist laugh

  • Deisels have their purposes, towing things, not this crap, you fags think your so funny cause you can dump massive amounts of fuel into your engine and blow smoke, i hate to tell ya, if it smokes, its broke... now a rotary is where its at, i shoot FIRE at cars behind me, lets see your Billy Toter do that!

  • @crzydirtbiker250r if it smokes it's broke huh? Wow you are a fucking idiot. When you find a truck putting out 600+ hp that DOESN'T smoke let me know, cuz my 07 Cummins definitely does smoke and it's no where near being broke. ill put your rotary in its fuckin place.

  • @OnlyDiesel90 under heavy loads yes they smoke a little, not from just red lining your engine at a whopping 4,000 rpm, and there is a race car that puts out more than 600HP and guess what? barely any noise and NO SMOKE, Fucking idiot...

  • @crzydirtbiker250r A car yes, but I am talking about a turbo diesel moron, you know, the whole thing the video is about. sure there are plenty of race cars pushing 600+hp but they run on GASOLINE not DIESEL, gasoline is a dry fuel, dump in on a fire, it burns clear, Diesel is mostly oil, dump oil on a fire, it burns black. And a diesel truck pushing over 600+ needs more fuel than the stock fuel injection system can deliver, meaning bigger injectors, with that much fuel being

  • @OnlyDiesel90 pushed into the motor it is IMPOSSIBLE to not have smoke, the turbo's are what clean up the smoke and there is no such thing as an instant spooling turbo! Even diesels with triple turbos smoke. Does that mean they are broke? Nope, you fuckin idiot, why is it all you import fags know nothing about vehicles and the way they work? God i hate moronic kids like you. Stick to your Wal-Mart bolt-on's you ricer piece of shit.

  • @OnlyDiesel90 ITs a turbo diesel dumbass, i know what the fuck im talking about, twin turbo V10 no smoke, fast as hell, look it up, Audi R10... and you idiots have no idea how to make horsepower the right way. And no i dont drive a ricer, its a sports car, Rear wheel drive no fart can none of that ricer shit, no wing no neons... fast as fuck rotary engine that will dust any V8 around here, im not talking about the light black smoke. i mean the fags that put stacks on them

  • @crzydirtbiker250r And the smoke chips from Wal-Mart They think are so fucking cool. all that smoke is unburnt fuel, why the hell do you think the race one doesnt smoke??? O yea they are not fucking retards and know how to make it run correctly, you dump fuel into a regular gas engine it will smoke too just white smoke.

  • @crzydirtbiker250r Why do you keep bringing a car into this convo, this is about trucks. And smoke chips from walmart? 1. they are called programmers, 2. you can't get them at walmart like all the ricer shit. And yes the black smoke is unburnt fuel, but also noticed most trucks on the street only smoke when taking off when the TURBO(s) are not spooled, my Cummins put down 783 HP fuel only on the dyno and my truck fuckin rolls black smoke till 1500 RPM

  • @OnlyDiesel90 when my turbos pick up and clean it up. I don't care what the fuck an audi does, this is about your stupid comment "if it smokes, its broke." Not true at all, just like my comment about your car being riced, wasn't true was it? If your statement is true then so is mine, "all imports are just ricer faggots." thank you for proving my point without even realizing it.

  • @OnlyDiesel90 Im talkin about the diesel engine, they are not ment to smoke so much you cant see your hand infront of your face, Prove me wrong and i will gladly admit it im just sayin a little smoke, fine clouds of smoke, Broke, Understand? Trains smoke a little, they have turbos and 5,000 HP but its not that thick ass smoke, thats the smoke im talkin about i admit im wrong for not specifying that but you get my point here?

  • @crzydirtbiker250r and the fag highschoolers around here have SMOKE chips, that is their sole purpose, i know you cant get it from wal mart but its cheap crap and thats what i ment.

  • @crzydirtbiker250r Well most if not all diesel trains anymore run on both diesel and electric but besides that yea i know about faggots who just make a truck smoke cause they think it looks good, but you can't classify all of us who own diesels as one. And I already admited, my truck does smoke, and it smokes alot, but also look at what kind of numbers i put out. If i turn my fueling down, i lose rail pressure and then my dual cp3 injection pumps drain my fuel rail and then I lose power.

  • @OnlyDiesel90 So some of us just can't help it, and the assholes who program their truck to just smoke, I make fun of them just as much as i make fun of ricers.

  • @OnlyDiesel90 Ok i apologize for accusing you all, around here there are no fast ones, just little 16 year old boys with their dads truck and the first thing they do is try to make it smoke, i love horsepower so if yours smokes like you say but makes dick crazy power as long as you dont do what this guy does i cant complain.

  • Such a dick move but such a funny oneeee L OL

  • This is why they are making it illegal to blow smoke. And why do it if your truck can't even blow smoke!

  • POS

  • laugh like a girl lol

  • that is fucking gay thing barely smokes

  • 0:19 lol

  • i feel like there was 30 different intros to this mediocre bullshit..

  • Soccer dads.....oh yea...you gotta get laid to be a dad....

  • I used to do shit like this when I was like 18.. dont worry you will grow up.

  • 1. you drive a van

    2. it barely smokes at all

    3. that doesnt make it a "smoke out" video

    4. you have a really gay laugh

    5. you still drive a van

  • @:24 seconds was the best damn part. Was the rest of the film a joke?

  • you giggle like little school girls, fail half the time, and drive a mexican van.

  • van? why would you do tht to yourself faggit

  • maybe if your van didn't give little gay puffs of smoke i'd laugh...but nope

  • i like it i thought it was funny 

  • THIS FUCKING VIDEO IS LAME!!!!! YOUR BOTH A COUPLE OF DOUCHE BAGS!!!!! MY DURAMAX WOULD SMOKE YOU OUT FAGS.

  • Not really any smoke at all but the kids reaction at 2:15 was kinda funny

  • Thats the worst smoke outs I have ever seen!! That sucked!

  • None of those were smoke outs you pussys, just look up "do you smoke" now that's a smoke out

  • there were only 2 good smoke outs....

  • LOL dude this video is sick, dont listen to these haters i love your van