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  • My penis is augmented. 

  • problem catholics?

  • Is this satire or a real news program?

  • I'd have no problem with gays getting married if one looked like a man and one looked like a woman, and one had an adam's apple implemented while the other had it either removed or stayed the same. Sounds like a great idea. Technically, you would be a woman/man at heart and still be able to marry the same sex. Christians would have no protest because you had your godawful anal sex diseased penis removed and your unused vagina ripped from your skin. Let's start a petition to congress for this! :D

  • @P0LITICALLYC0RRECT Religious discussion aside, aren't a lot of people conveniently ignoring the simple fact that just because a man feels like a woman and gets sexual re-assignment surgery so that he superficially resembles a women, doesn't change the fact that genetically, he is male, and the rest of his body still is structurally male, and there is no treatment that exists in the world that will change that?

  • @KdogPrime Of course. That's exactly what I'm saying. Of course, it's just a whore in sheep's clothing if you did such, but as long as you look and sound like a woman, I really don't give another fuck about it.

  • @P0LITICALLYC0RRECT Gay marriage defeats its own arguement if one partner gets a sex-reassignment surgery. According to their claims, that makes them of the opposite sex. So if their partner, who fell in love them as a male, still marries them now that they are "female" doesn't that mean that this gay man is choosing to love a woman and is now heterosexual? So being gay is a choice now? They can't have it both ways.

  • @KdogPrime Well, seeing that being gay is always a choice ( and no, you impractical little hippies, you are not born gay, stop encouraging your children that it's not their fault that their buttfucking twits, they are truly flawed ) and it always will be, yes Kdog. It's the closest you guys will get to gay mairrage and acceptance in the public.

  • @KdogPrime Right, but the thing is a person can't actually change their gender, its completely cosmetic and obviously the person if they have the balls to go all the way with it, wont be able to reproduce if they do, so man or woman they will become a broken one.

    And I doubt a homosexual person would want to be with someone who had a sex change to be the opposite, its just a sick and twisted feitsh that they have,unless they fool a nonhomo person I don't think they'll be able to succeed .

  • yeah because they do gender reassignment surgery on demand lol, its not like its a 1-2 year possess to get approval. i know i know its a joke but there is a redneck somewhere that thinks you can and people do,have sex change operations on a whim.

  • to be fair, who really cares if homosexuals get married, they want to, who are you to stop them

  • this show must be a joke!!

  • They're going to write a book about that tattoo. It's going to be called the Scarlet Transsexual.

  • All aboard the Gay Bus! First stop: Funky Town!

  • where does that bus stop???

  • you bloody bigot

  • keep it illegal...!

  • I find it funny that this was actually on the news....Imma need them to talk about something serious like what President Obama is doing. And it shows how simple minded people are. There is an EXTREME difference between Gays and Transsexuals. I doubt gays would really do this though.

  • @0101Simplyme You do real¡ize this is a parody, right?

  • I'm gay and I love my penis.

  • @atmatheprophet ditto

  • Medical facts ; people have been born with no sex organs , double sex organs , and hermaphrodites male and female sex organs . Clearly nature makes mistakes with the equipment from time to time .Thankfully its very rare

  • "gay buses" LOL

  • This is a good parody because they're going on about something that doesn't affect a lot of people. Just like actual gay marriage.

  • @AnimusShorts

    Yeah, or child rape. Very few children are actually raped, but the media makes a big deal about it when they actually are.

    Speaking of which, I'd far prefer to have my child's cherry popped than their delicate mind snatched away by transsexual teachers talking tolerance and other assorted nonsense. Keep our children the way they were born! Naked!

  • @BrigitteAbbendis You Ma'am are either the sickest wacko or the greatest troll I've ever seen.

  • I support gay marriage, if both chicks are hot.

  • I want that! :D 1:46 

  • Real Marriage= real penis+real vagina! LMAO

  • Great Clip

  • lol onion news is known to masters of shitstorm bringers, just look at the comments below, onion had brought ya all into flame war and u all fell for the troll bait

    (srsly, do u guys think the vid is real? USE UR BRAIN!)

  • @eggiex1 Isn't your government supposed to be religiously neutral?

  • @Greatkingrat88 Yep, it's SUPPOSED to be.... I really hope Ron Paul gets elected president in 2012. He's about the only politician (especially in the Republican party) that has any understanding of this very simple concept... And if the Democrats truly believed in separation of church and state, gay marriage would have been legal by now...

  • @eggiex1 YES!!! RON PAUL!!

  • The Onion (TM) and all associated press are 100% real and 100% credible, anyone who says otherwise is ignorant and false.

  • Onion news is parody news...

  • @Crysb8377 Not anymore a bunch of republicans in texas are actually passing a law stating that transgender people can not get married in the state of texas and it would annul any marriages performed prior to the law passing.

  • Bored milf here. Tired of looking at clips and want to hook up for real.Click on my username to chat. I'm hot.

  • Gender variance and those who identify as being transgendered is very different from homosexuality. You idiots. Neuroscience has determined that sexual differentiation processes occur in stages and the brain sexual differentiation stage can occur after birth, rather than before birth, in some mammals (including humans) which is the case of transgendered people. Transgendered people can be heterosexual, or homosexual, or bisexual. Homosexuals are born in the correct body but like the same sex.

  • gays were meant to be organ producers so that the needy heterosexuals can get organs which they need. Thats the reason nature created gays ( organ donors)

  • @G41MCombo You're kidding, right?

  • that tattoo is pretty damn cute

  • I realize this is a spoof

    But still it makes me realize how lucky I am to live in a country that allows gay marrage, covers the cost of Transgender surgery, respects the rights of your beliefs

    in a god whatever it is , or more likely here in Canada to not beleive in one at all.

  • this guy is a complete fucking idiot

  • @talkrenzia Naaaaw.. arn't you the cutest!<3

  • wowwwwwwww this guy is such an assholes lmao, wat a haterrrrrrrrr. i hope hes dead and suffering what a fuckin haterrrrrrrrrrrr. this sounds more like a comedy when he talks, what a dickhead lol,

  • @stefanybody

    The Onion is satire, it /is/ a comedy.

  • Am i the only one who can laugh at this person... he actually believes the bull shit he is talking about, and it makes me want to walk right up to him and say ello mr im a tranny and a fag... i use to be a lesbian, would u like to fuck, its ok because im biologically a women i just look like a man so god wont call u a homo!!!!

  • @ljuze

    The Onion is satire, he's not for real.

  • @amitabho123  and you can prove that how?

  • Ironically in Iran gays are encouraged to get gender reassignment.

  • This is the biggest bullshit I have ever found in youtube

  • I know it's a joke, but it isn't the same in every state. In Missouri it's considered whatever you were born as. So if I had it done (male to female) I could still marry my girlfriend.

  • In Iran, it is very common with sex-change surgery. This is legal, and your gender is officially changed in your ID. Many gays and lesbians do this in order to marry and have a sex life, since homosexuality is punishable by death, and sex-change is perfectly acceptable.

  • Rooms full of garish, half-human ghouls wearing skin-like masks. I peed myself lawl. Watch raw justice tonight, on a related story on how gay men are killing straight women, asumming their identities and stealing their husbands. XD goodtimes.

  • God damn im a conservative FUCKING HEAR ME OUT... being gay is a CHOICE... HOWEVER i dont give a crap if people get married why the fuck not, but really? Its a choice ok its not hard to make yourself think anything but the government doesnt have the right to not allow gay marriage and i dont give a crap...

  • @thenazidocter Intelligent words, but I think I'd be better to argue this on a more serious video.

  • @thenazidocter So according to your logic, being left handed is purely a choice as well? And the fact that there are homosexual animals does not help to show that homosexuality does, in fact, occur in nature? Being gay is not a choice, acting upon it is. Anyone has the potential to do gay acts, so by your logic everyone is gay... I'm not sure what being a conservative has to do with intellect but apparently it makes you full of ignorance haha.

  • @thenazidocter Well said, Nazi Docter.

  • @thenazidocter well no, being gay isn't a choice. that's already a fact and is not debatable. The action of being in a relationship is a choice. The STATE of BEING an actual GAY person is not. That is already FACT. An attraction is not a choice. You do not choose to be attracted to the smell of bacon. Get over it.....HOWEVER you are a good person for being for not being prejudice etc etc....lol

  • The more I watch the more I start to believe this is real.

  • i can't stop laughing xD

  • i cant think of any religion that supports gay marriage........

  • @lilbeaveymac I'm Christian, currently studying theology. unless someone recently created a "New Church of Homosexuality" there isn't one.

  • @lilbeaveymac @itachi33343 Their are Evangelical, baptist, and Methodist churches (defiantly not universally but a large number) that are pro gay marriage.

  • I don't know how the Onion does it. But they always find a way to portray a message to the society by making a parody news segment.

  • I love this! These are the people who follow God and his teachings and seem hell bent on making gay men and womens lives as difficult as possible? I think they need some self awareness training cause God knows they need it!

  • wtf is wrong with americans?....how sad

  • THE STORM IS COMING!!!!

  • @PimpMyParadigm Little kid voice in the background: I am confused?

  • @Coopmueller haha yea!! but i knida woulda blame ppl for being confused in this case "penis vagina exchange program"!!!! hahaha

  • this is brilliant

  • This is actually not just a joke, but that gay men undergo sex changes just so that they can marry another man is in fact reality in Iran. The Iranian government even subsidizes any homosexual who wants to have a sex change. It is of course strictly illegal in that country for 2 men to have sex who both have a penis.

    watch?v=BXspR1iRlz0

  • @CaseyViolette92 you must be conservative, in fact i would bet on it

  • @hempartist420 nope

  • @CaseyViolette92 yeah right

  • is this a joke, or was this acually on the news?

  • @Dash107 You obviously my friend don't know or read the Onion :P. This is a satire of current news and they spoof serious issues in this kind of black comedy! It's confusing sometimes though LOL

  • @NYsailormoon

    Lol yeah I figureed that out...if it wasn`t a spoof that would have been really messed up.

  • @Ribbonstar people, seriously?I mean don't you really know this is fake? THE ONION is a channel of fake news!!! But they deliver a great GREAT vision. Look, your hate against those that hate you blinded you for realizing this is FAKE!!! That's dangerous, because your ignorance won against your reasoning. You know what I mean? That means that any one that calls to your hate will have power over you! Like those that suicide because a religion! COME ON WAKE UP PEOPLE! Don't react! THINK!!! THINK!!!

  • lawl, i love how people actually bring their personal views into this

  • WHAT THE FUCK! what an actual IDIOT!

  • @suddenlyitsobvious - Wrong. The Onion is satire of how poor the media really is - you reality difference between The Onion and the real media is so slight, and that is what makes is absurd. And, besides, this shit is funny as hell!

  • The whole 'God is against gays' thing is a ridiculous excuse for pigs like this man to remain superior to someone. Years ago they did it with women and with black people. All of this oppression is to fuel the egos of narcissistic people who feel the need to be better than at least one group of people at all times. That is why they'll go to almost any lengths to prevent gay marriage. That is why this man is spewing absolute tripe out of his mouth. Because he is an egocentric wanker.

  • @Ribbonstar dude seriously? I mean don't you really know this is fake? THE ONION is a channel of fake news!!! But they deliver a great GREAT vision. Look, your hate against those that hate you blinded you for realizing this is FAKE!!! That's dangerous, because your ignorance won against your reasoning. You know what I mean? That means that any one that calls to your hate will have power over you! Like those that suicide because a religion! COME ON WAKE UP PEOPLE! Don't react! THINK!!! THINK!!!

  • @Ribbonstar You hit the nail right on the coffin there. Thumbs up

  • This man is the biggest idiot I have ever seen. Seriously? Oh no, people are going to be swapping penises and vaginas all over the place! How does this, or gay marriage for that matter, affect you in any way? You make out like homosexuals are an evil race of selfish people who will do whatever is necessary to get there own way. Hold on a second that describes you perfectly! The bullshit coming out of your mouth is a just desperate attempt to keep your superiority.

  • @Ribbonstar LOLOLOLOLOL...you might want to re-watch it and try to pick up on SOMETHING off in this video, I have a feeling you might get embarassed lol...

  • Is this news? And I wonder what state this representative is from?

  • that is so FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!! omg this makes me so angry

  • @mocozz14 You do know this is satire, right? I sure hope so, first I might have thought that you were retarded.

  • @englasia123 yehhhh,, hahah i wrote the comment then realised hahah :$

  • i love how people think The Onion is real. THIS ISNT REAL. ITS A JOKE. THIS CHANNEL JOKES ON CURRENT NEWS, POLITICAL, AND POP CULTURE ISSUES. i bet you're the same people who also thought that 'Titanic 2' trailer on YouTube was real too.

  • @johnnypink312 Horrible movie indeed "imdb.com/title/tt1640571/"

  • @JakHorn oh, i didnt mean that one, LOL. i meant the one that's on youtube that features Jack coming back from the dead after being frozen in ice, which is a false trailer, that was made just for fun, yet people are still waiting for it to come out - when it never will... i posted that comment before I knew Hollywood would turn its back on real filmmaking, and actually make a sequel.

  • This is a joke, right??

  • @HRTOACTIVIST it's the onion. yes.

    how do people think the onion is serious? I suppose it's kind of Poe's Law (where it's impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing)

  • What problems would there be if everyone was straight?

    None. Heterosexuals are dominate!!!

  • It's incredible how many people argue about this, presenting their elaborate opinions to prove themselves right, without noticing this is a humor video. TheOnion rules!

  • very smallminded , you should be ashamed ! disgusted by both newsreader and the redneck yuk , glad to be living in Belgium

  • Proof that human stupidity is limitless. I'm totally getting one of those bearded lady tattoos now

  • WHAT THE fuuuuuuuuuuuu...... MY DEAR LOAR THE STUPIDITY AND BIGOTRY OF THOSE TWO MORONS!!!!...... I DON'T EVEN... O.o

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  • Penis-Vagina-exchangeprogramm :) the onion is awesome!

  • this is bullshit!!! they are joking right???

  • @LivingDeadCelle no? what the hell man why would they joke about this, don't you have cable this is a news network.

  • Meh.

  • I think they need to parody some of the morons commenting on Onion videos.

  • @PrincessaSophie Oh yes! Do a skit where they are dumbfounded that some people actually think their news isn't real. With someone there who tells the real life obvious truth and they destroy him/her with well constructed arguments somehow.

  • @PrincessaSophie that would be something cool for the Screen in the end of the clips.

    "Morons on Youtube think Onion News are real"

  • I'm only surprised this is the Onion cuz...you know loads of people actually think this.

  • omg i actually thought this was real, watching it on another site and didn't see the onion logo until the end. i actually thought it was real up until the end though lol well at least the onion can make things realistically though its scary how i actually believed that someone would be willing to pass a law like that. speaking as a gay guy i wouldn't get a gender change surgery just to get married. that would be very far, too far for me.

  • @Azrael666Azazel that's because you aren't transgender, you are a gay man- Of course you wouldn't get a sex change. Gender identity and sexuality are two different things.

    Individuals get Sex Reassignment Surgery because they entirely reject being assigned a certain sex, whether the individual is intersex or non-intersex. It would be very hard in the US to get a sex change just so you could marry someone. That's what happens in Iran, and it's largely forced upon, many aren't really transgender.

  • This is supposed to be funny right? It's not serious?

  • @hikaru678 LOL. It's the Onion. Yea it's fake.

  • its funny how these bible freaks only use gays and drugs to fire up their base because politically they have no ideas all their ieas are to help their frends so they use religion to cover it up..wel bitches in religion it also says do not steal!

  • 1:03 I lauged really hard! °_°

  • Stephen Fry commented that one of the perks of being homosexual is that you _don't_ have to get married...

  • This is the stupidist thing I have ever seen, I swear. This disgust me, that congress man.

  • penis and vagina exchange program?? #LOL 02:24

  • ...case and point americans are retarted AWHHAHAHA

  • 3 words: Penis Black Market.

  • hahahahahahhaha somebody must to explain whats a gay, homosexual, lesbian and transgender is!! hahahahahahaha poor religious people...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "homnsoexuals can change their genitals" HAHAHAHAHAHA wahtas the fuck! hahahahaha oh my god what an amount of ignorance!!!! hahahahahahahaha

  • Hi there,

    I am from the Netherlands so maybe that's why ... but this program is fake, right? This congressmann Iscoe doesn't not exist,, does he?

    "Penis-Vagina exchange program"?

    "Lesbians and 'these' gays"

    "Full body physicals"

    What a joke! In my country he would have a realy hard time i'm affraid!

    And what a hatred!

  • @evanstually It is a parody. A "what if extremely crazy people were in power" scenario. That kind of hatred certainly exists. It varies from state to state. Big cities= more tolerance, usually. A wake up call, showing how bad some people "could" be if not kept in check.

  • @evanstually Yes, it's fake.

  • 'Marriage is valuable because it produces children, which is why we deny marriage rights to infertile couples and old people.'

  • twitter on 50 inch flat screen lame

  • damn, i love the Onion. some kind of penis exchange program.  where do they come up with all this great stuff?

  • This guy made a lot more sense than most of the socially intolerant assholes in congress.

  • Penis Black Markets!? Think about what that'll do to the legit Penis markets.

  • Liberal goverment had allowed the "Tainted Blood, Hepatitus, Aids" scandal and wold not even compensate the thousands of victims. It was the Liberals who had the "campaign funds" scandal, Chetien money scandal, etc.. etc... Now anyone who votes Conservative is villified as Right Wing for simply wanting integrity in Government. Go figure!

  • Was this a real report?

  • @87kittygirl no. this channel parodies news channels by making fake and amusing stories.

  • hell no. u assholes.

  • I don't see the problem. Although why should the Bible control the government when we have separation of church and state. I love the very end of the video. Gay men killing women and stealing their husbands. Then a fat guy eats a lot...but he is straight.

  • May I just ask how homosexuality, a trait of the human hormonal and neurological system, is perversion?

  • @4shells4 Though i do support gay marriage, i must point out that homosexuality is a perversion. Saying that homosexuality is not a perversion would be saying that pedophilia and bestiality are not perversions.

  • lol troll...tits or gtfo?

  • lol. Think about this they say they were born gay and so they get a sex change. The idea is being trapped in the wrong sex body. So this girl gets a sex chage to a man then she marries a man after she is a man and now she/he is pregnant. Well if she was born the wrong sex why didn't she marry a woman after she became a man. This is the sickest generation which ever was! Sick!

  • costelmac, you are insane if you TRULY believe this! God made BOTH gay and straight people. If the whole world was straight there would be problems as well as if everyone were gay. God created them with different orientations for a reason! In Genesis, it says that God made woman for a reason.. so that man would NOT BE ALONE! Companionship is the purpose, not legalistic genetilia legos!

  • I HEART D SATIRE

    I feel you

    lol.. im sorta insane.. can i get some pussy, at least?

    just sayin

  • @costelmac even though I am not religious, I can agree with you to some extent. Homosexuality is a crime against nature. Sodomy especially. Who can say someone is not perverted if they like to stick it where shit comes out? That is the freaking digestive system, not part of the reproductive system! That is unhealthy and disgusting. If you are driven to do this, you are perverted. There is no denying that.

    But I am not saying hate gays. Accept them as people, but not as homosexuals.

  • @costelmac wat about people who don't believe in your god? or any god? you cant outlaw something because religion says it shouldnt be. your opinion is great and all, but if a religion out there says gays are okay. By not allowing same sex marriage because of what the Bible says, its choosing a religion over another. divorce isnt allowed by the bible, yet its legal so if its against your religion dont do it, but that shouldnt deprive others (who dont believe in that religion)

  • @free2bfierce I only don't get one of the points you made. how exactly would there be problems if everyone was straight? Overpopulation?

  • @Swailly YES!!

  • @free2bfierce

    FINALLY! Someone on Youtube who isn't a homophobic prick!

  • @Jmhorrors Haha love you too, man! Let's change this hypocritical world!!

  • @free2bfierce how would there be problems if the whole world was straight? Name even 1 way.