The Professor Brothers - Jesus Fucking Christ

[MatrixMostMysterious]

this bitch talking while I watch this video is pissing me off. Shes about to get a dickload

[Lysten2100]

This might be my favorite thing on youtube.

[scrubtubs]

lol, 0:44 tango's dick is hanging out.

[JoshOfBall]

I find this slightly inaccurate.



[uhohthatsadollar90]

humans cannot trust anything. 

[rtCirkus]

I am Catholic and I approve of this.

[Punkazz189]

@JPsWTFProductions There are Christian fundamentalist terror groups as well. People like to ignore that there are terrorists of ALL faiths and ethnic groups.

[PielordX69]

I googled it, true story

[5leafc1over]

@JPsWTFProductions Either you are replying to the wrong person or completely missed the point of my comment. Or my comment was confusing because there should be an "and" between "clinics" and "other"

[5leafc1over]

@JPsWTFProductions Only abortion clinics other Christians, but only if they are a different color.

[melancholy0muffin]

whores are cool now

[thenewandrei4o94]

going to wikipedia...

[Jesusismothra]

celestial ejaculate could be greatest thing ever said aloud.

[seiya1337]

Little John the Baptist has a John Waters mustache.

[mattbeezy910]

lol

[dgenerate707]

I have a sense of humor and I'm a Christian but it seems like Christianity is the target for humor now. I'd love to watch the first cartoon that jokes about Islam not caring about the repercussions, seriously

[GBart]

What does it sound like when doves cry?

[executioneer]

jesus: originator of the dine n' dash

[NewBearOverlord]

She's a whore, I know. But the good news is: whores are cool now, so saith me.

[arlothellama]

3:01 , the tray with sand and twigs from Sodom and Gomorrah. That shit must have been pretty popular back then.

[townsjim]

Emo Phillips?

[breeeegs]

Now I'm Jewish but I have to agree the gospel of churno has some great lessons on life

[breeeegs]

Did anyone else notice the guy with the yarmulke in the office

[chemwar]

Dear god, I lost it at "spiritual ejaculate"

[Jerwo0d]

@chemwar When did he say that?

[chemwar]

@Jerwo0d

I miss-quoted

Its "celestial ejaculate" just after 3:08

still made me laugh as I typed this

[TheTerrorUforgot]

@whatyouchating BECAUSE HE WAS!!! GOOGLE THAT SHIT

[S2Cents]

@whatyouchating Cause he's cool.

[r3t0dd]

"The thing is...whores are cool now. So sayeth me."

[Heavensrun]

Burno is the best Apostle.

[TheTerrorUforgot]

@Heavensrun I prefer Sketty.

[iamvegito]

The only problem I have with this is that Matthew, Mark, and Luke were decidedly NOT direct disciples of Jesus.  Conservative and liberal Bible scholars agree on this. Rest of the video, amazing.

[LordKaisen]

he shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

[gman144448]

I SHIT LAUGHTER WHILE WATCHING THIS!!!

[silverlum45]

If I ever taught a class, I would teach it like this.

[Hearsticles]

"Sad woman, take it slow." lol, Guns and Roses "Patience" reference... then the "I pulled like seven demons outta that chick." Timeless, priceless, epic.

[Hearsticles]

By the way, to the guy saying this is horribly offensive and that our 'time is almost up.' You mean like that weirdo Christian pastor dude who keeps predicting the end of the world and has been totally wrong every time? Good stuff, man. Google that shit, man.

[Hearsticles]

Tommy, Bunter,Tango, Sketty, Burno and Churno were the best disciples.

[nightboat720]

I'm going to church Sunday!!!



[Shadowdancer21b]

"Whores are okay now, thus sayeth me."

[prideofclouds]

@Shadowdancer21b I MUST OBEY!

[TheWrekker]

@KDBFRESH1 It's totally okay to make fun of Christianity. Though to be honest, it's mostly ridiculous enough that you don't really need to.

[YellowTexasRose90]

if this was a class , I would never leave ! : D

[foodgrin]

Jesus- "What? Is this real enough for you?" Then takes off fake beard and hair.....Awesome.

[miho9000]

I have this feeling that Brad Neely likes Prince

[KDBFRESH1]

i think TheRealBradNeely's comedy is freakin halarious but even if you dont believe in christianity its not cool to make fun of it

[Deathfromthesky2112]

@KDBFRESH1

Sure it is.

[lasoogneypubes]

I wish the tv show were more like this..

[SuperWonderface]

haha love it, love everything about it

[InterpolFL]

He and little John the Baptist would go on erotic weekend beach adventures excluding the rest of the team...it's true shit, google that shit man.

[robonerd3]

whores are cool now, so sayeth me

[DocThrobulator]

I would attend the hell out of such a class.

[LibraHorse1]

How come I never read the Gospel according to Burno and Churno?

[Eplodanator]

And krc5210 wasn't talking about his spelling. As I said before your spelling is horrible.

[Eplodanator]

What the fuck are you talking about Tracy?!? You made yourself even more retarded by being just a plain dumb-fuck. Your spelling is horrible. Did you even make it past the 3rd grade? Also I didn't put myself higher than your stupid religion, you just use that to make yourself think you are right, which you aren't

[blendmaster1024]

I LOLLED

[GmodCaboose56]

The "Celestial Ejaculate" part killed me xD

[seanThree16]

Whores are cool now.

[destructodude]

Horned Moses... wow...

Okay, just to be safe here... not an Anti-Semitic comment... I meant, I can't believe they bothered to reference the Michelangelo sculpture, which has horns on it.

It just sort of surprises me that they referenced THAT in the same video that describes Jesus as ejaculate.

[rcmontecalvo]

erotic weekend adventures. jesus christ that's funny.

[SurriWolf]

LMFAO "... Jesus returned to the offices and took everyone out for ribs."

[SurriWolf]

Google that sh!t, man.



[krc5210]

Why can't xians spell? Tracy you're means 'you are'. In context you should have used your.

[Tracy6008]

@krc5210 Grammar checking is the least of your problems. You're time is running out soon. I'll be impressed if your life gets better next month.

[youkailord666]

@Tracy6008 Your.* Fucking idiot.

[Eplodanator]

No one fucking cares Tracy. Religion is stupid anyways. A floating fucking all-powerful piece of shit and several books full to the brim, loaded with pure 100% bullshit from before most people knew the world was round

[Tracy6008]

@Eplodanator: Since you are better than these religion, what have you done lately to help someone in need? You have been living the good life for now; but have you reached out to help a hungry child or a poor blind man on the streets? If you are worse than religion, then why not insult yourself the more?

[Tracy6008]

This is horribly offensive and should be removed from YouTube. I don't see you bashing Atheism, Judaism, or Islam like you do Christianity. It makes me think you are of one of these religions and you are provoking God to punish you. Don't worry, you're time is almost up. May he punish you severely to repentance!

[axemen233]

@Tracy6008 Can't take a joke?

Boo fucking hoo.

[Tracy6008]

@axemen233 It is not a joke. Why not balance yourself by insulting yourself the more; since you are better than religion.

[ouren]

@Tracy6008 PVP trinkets can break Repentance anyways.

[Tracy6008]

This is horribly offensive to bash a popular religion this way! I don't see you bashing Jewish or Muslim or Atheists religions like you do Christianity. May God punish you severely for your willful ignorance and delight in this kind of evil.  Your time is almost up.

[epicmonkee]

@Tracy6008 Haha you're funny.

[chrisattheedges]

pretty lame.

[lasoogneypubes]

I say, "Google that shit" to people all the time because of this.

[AnotherNerdOnline]

"It's true shit, Google that shit man!"

[S2Cents]

@AnotherNerdOnline lol. What cracks me up is him giving off this weird sigh after saying that shit. 2:03

[AnotherNerdOnline]

@S2Cents Yeah, really. I love the weird sense of humor in these.

[RossIrving]

This whole video is fantastic, but the first five seconds alone killed me and made me fall out of my seat. Unbelievable.

[daboognish88]

Heres one of my fav's; 0:56 Just love thy neighbor unphysically. (Except for cheek slapping. Let anyone slap your cheeks). haha get it? cause of the turn your other cheek?! haha oh man.

[pullshapes395]

"some said with youths in white"

[TyeNee]

It's true shit; Google that shit, man.

[CouveTJ]

"LICK LICK LICK"

[MrRobert27k]

@CouveTJ Yeah I went to a church and tried this.....

.... they were not happy

[ryleighpaulson1234]

wooo athiestism

[lasoogneypubes]

2:21 " No dancing without Footloose. No oral sex." "No animal sex. No catfish eating."

[mrlegomandudesir]

1:15 What the hell is in the background? lol

[TehSmellulare]

Like a celestial ejaculate. Lmao.

[davethedude1234]

And the plan worked perfeclty... HOWEVER

best... line...ever

[HEROINBONER1]

@TonyRJ1989 @DESDEMONA145 SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! NO ONE FUCKING CAAAAARRRRRESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[nina32182]

hoy bakit niyo binababoy

[DESDEMONA145]

@TonyRJ1989 A- most of my response was based on the few records we have by the Romans concerning him- Jesus WAS crucified for violating roman law

b- actually the New Testament has been evaluated for it's accuracy as a historical text and both biblical and atheist historians have found it accurate and

c- don't be a jackass. if u want to DISCUSS the accuracy or lack thereof of the bible, then be respectful about it. jackass.

[Imperiused]

@DESDEMONA145 You're gonna need some sources to back up those claims. Undoubtedly historians have been able to cross-reference the bible with other contemporary records to discern some bits of truth, but I have never heard the bible being found "accurate". Indeed, the bible makes a lot of historical claims that aren't backed up anywhere else--in history, in archaeology, in anthropology, and indeed, in science.

[DESDEMONA145]

@TonyRJ1989 Mostly the part about the disciples plotting to kill him. He was actually sentenced to death by crucification by a Roman official (who the bible identifies as being Pilate) because he was violating the Roman laws about religion- namely putting himself as God above Ceaser. According to the bible this was sparked by an outcry by the Jewish people led by their religious leaders who found Jesus's teachings heretical (even though he was technically teaching Judaism).

[Ninvus2]

0:44 BING BONG, HELLO!

[slackmastercg]

burno and churno are my favorite disciples

[poenadare]

Bart D. Ehrman couldn't have said it better!

[ErikVaughnDillinger]

wtf did I just watch!.. amazing.

[quaddawg]

"it's true shit, google that shit man" FUCKING GENIOUS!! How did I just find this shit man?

[ericisarealboy]

56 people dislike jesus?

fucking atheists

[Purianite]

@ericisarealboy I think they're just overzealous Christians who feel that this completely mocks Jesus. Atheists can enjoy this. I'd know, I am one, and I loved it.

[dudeifailed]

1:36 - 1:52 is actually in the Bible

[AdNeeb]

@dudeifailed

A lot of this stuff is actually in the bible.

[S2Cents]

@dudeifailed I know. And when we people talk about Jesus and try to make it cool they leave out that absolutely bat shit crazy shit..

[DESDEMONA145]

ok, you're a little far off.

[burntgamer]

"you can fuck with your mouth you know, its nicest thing one can do for thy neighbor"

[13bseba]

Most epicly unholy. Yessssss hahajaja

[korallrode]

54 people are crying doves

[burntgamer]

@korallrode 55 lol

[giganixon]

I've seen this video so many times & I just noticed Jesus & Little John the Baptist are eating pork & shellfish most un-kosherly @ 1:57

[LegiitCashew]

@paul8kangas Not only does this not have anything to do with the video, but it is so wrong it's not funny.

[Dragon45348]

0:26

SPIIIIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIT GUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[Spazzbert]

Yay, you gave Moses his little horns. People sometimes forget to give him his little horns, you know.

[Shipgate]

Youths in white!

[Mclol1222]

I "googled that shit" and found out Jesus was gay

[pullshapes395]

lick! lick! lick!

[swingAE86]

prof sounds like Carl from jimmy neutron

[jasonkramsey]

Lol. "She's a whore!... I know..."

[LaHatterFan]

YES.

[marybeee]

Youths in white

[adiplexiglas]

I found this by typing "Jesus fucking Christ."

[deadmenandnurses]

@adiplexiglas so did i, dude... i was (am) drunk and wanted to see what came up when i typed "jesus fucking christ" into google... this and a brilliant funnyordie series. all the good shit happens when i'm drunk :-p

[adiplexiglas]

@deadmenandnurses Oh well, it's fun to be drunk:) Well as long as you don't rape anyone or get a tattoo of a dick on your ass...that, that would be fun when you're still drunk, but a little unpleasant when you wake up and you're like...what the fuck happened ? Wh..(and you feel your tattoo), what happened, to my hat which I took it with me last night ?

[Froebs]

Jesus returned to the offices. hahaha.

[MatthewJohn00003]

"...shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven."

[jasonkramsey]

I want to read the gospels of Tango, Sketty, Burno and Churno.

[soupalex]

I love the extra disciples (and Tango's dick is hanging out. Can't unsee) and the interpretation of "You can fuck with your mouth, you know" as "just love thy neighbor unphysically (except for cheek slapping. Let anyone slap your cheeks)"

[CaptainDahr]

I had the holy spirit in me once. He never called back, though.

[TheJoyfulPianist]

youths in white.

[scottpilgrim88]

"Shit, I dated this one girl, pulled like seven demons out of that chick"-John 4:19

[YamatoTake]

I'm drunk and it all makes sense now.

[Sweeneycansing]

doves were everywhere, and they were crying their asses off

[endub42]

celestial ejaculate lmao

[MetroidNox]

I love history.

[RydetheTyde]

its funny how Brad Neely slipped in a penis at 0:44 and no one has noticed yet

[xXArgentumLunaXx]

@RydetheTyde hahahahahhahaha

[nolab143691]

@RydetheTyde no way what are u talking about ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu i see it

[heavell99]

@RydetheTyde I don't see it... I paused it at 0:44 and still don't see it.

[heavell99]

@RydetheTyde OH, wait. I found it.

[shakeexon]

sounds familiar........

[dubyajay13]

But the good news is, whores are cool now. So sayeth me

[itsbensiegel]

Come back, Brad Neely! We miss you!

[catbsometimes1]

it's true shit

google that shit

[candiz67]

Did anybody else c the cats and other animals? ^-^

[joustinApe]

i'll trust that

[hobbesdream]

"...but just like feces, he was very real." HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK SMITH FOR PRESIDENT!

[OHMAIGAWRSH]

LOL celestial ejaculate.

[pivotchampion]

Why fuck are those people getting thumbs up for quoting the fucking video?! It's like sniffing a goat's ass that just took a shit and getting rewarded for it.

[CecilTheSeaMonster]

@pivotchampion Because it's God's word, dude. That's why they're quoting it... Like, the Bible says we're SUPPOSED to spread God's word. Get right with God, man, before it's too F*cking late. And lose the goat jokes. We like sheep better.

[outwrangle]

@CecilTheSeaMonster If it is God's word, how are there translation errors?

Wouldn't God give them the right words to use if it were really his word?

[CecilTheSeaMonster]

@outwrangle There were NO translation errors. Are you stupid or something? You're going to Hell, buddy!

[outwrangle]

@CecilTheSeaMonster Then how are there different versions of the Bible? If there weren't any errors, all versions of the Bible would be exactly the same.

[CecilTheSeaMonster]

@outwrangle You just don't have the Holy Spirit in you. You need the Holy Spirit in you to understand the Bible properly.

[doudimadome]

@CecilTheSeaMonster lol, your argument sucks

[CecilTheSeaMonster]

@doudimadome Your life sucks...

[Vulnavia1986]

@CecilTheSeaMonster I'm sure jesus would appreciate the level of arrogance you just demonstrated by passing judgment of the lives of complete strangers. Thank you for proving, once again, that heavy bible-thumping doesn't generally make you a better person, and instead tends to foster a hypocritical sense of moral superiority- I guess your clearly limited "understanding" of the bible doesn't apply to that bit about casting stones....

[CecilTheSeaMonster]

Vulva1986, I'd like to go for a ride in your Vulva... '86 was a good year. Do you shift gears automatically or manually? Are you fast? I bet your motor purrs like a pussy!

[outwrangle]

@CecilTheSeaMonster Everyone has the Holy Spirit in them. That's kind of the point.

[Gwwwargh]

celestial ejackulat lmao

[blackbenjamin20000]

got any more of these cartoons/anamation?

[JoelakaDamian]

hehe. Luke and Jesus are black :D

[tommyb5382]

Google that shit man

[MedalxOfxHonor]

"But just like feces, he was very real, and at some point you have to talk about it."

[surdikar]

I got home drunk , at 4.am. just to watch this thing again .

[Ismft]

anyone else notice tango's dick is out?

[NoThanksIJustAte]

I could watch this every day...Naw fuck that, I WILL watch this every day!

[pandaEmpress]

love how judas is a balding ginger.

[juglanscinerea]

it's the nicest thing you can do to thy neighbor

this shit is so fucking funny