Most Badass Secret Service Agent

[MadHatterComplex]

Clearly a protege of Chuck Norris

[a0799353]

Watch his eyes...doesn't miss a fking thing

[peepeevagi]

All i know is, i want to shake this man's hand. :D

[artifact98]

Whats that annoying voice in the background?

[rockinbill69]

I would bet he notices more in a second than most of us take note of in a minute.

[SmokinTheJeffrey]

That dude has a 10 ft dick and he knows it.

[mattersOVERmissiles]

throw a punch at him see what happens lol

[shiftjeenyus]

i love how hes being filmed and doesnt know it. time for more training bud

[DashOfRainbow]

@shiftjeenyus

He probably knows he's being filmed. Not supposed to act like you know you're being filmed. That wouldn't be a good idea.

[PoetryHound]

Actually, it looks like he's not even using a Teleprompter in this clip.

[THExHOUND]

looks like he gobbles the cic's cock.

[extragoodwill]

looks like he could snap your arm in 3 places in .5 seconds

[Friedstuffsable]

So that is what the T-1000 is doing now.

[hackman669]

He looks like a bobble head from a ball team. Bet he couldn't ketch a fly.

[DroppedGT]

looks like a goober

[AboutMeFamous]

Looks Young

[Bootsie1776]

I do not like Obama, I did not vote for him nor do I intend on voting for him in 2012. But really, you prefer to videotape an insignificant Secret Service Agent over the President? You don't get to be in the company of a US President everyday. Just wondering what were your priorities that day. This is a first.

[ninmachine109]

Secret Service is so badass

[MrElloco1979]

fuking guy looks like he needs to be wearing a helmet

[TAJIKROCKS]

He is acting like one but he is not lol

[cheezyhealy]

Let me be clear.



[RikTikkety]

Sorry. *wouldn't get me hired

[RikTikkety]

And btw, this guy wasn't chosen for his fist fighting skills. He's chosen for his "skill set', which includes recognizing threats, cooperating with others and tactical weapons use. He's probably very intelligent yet would react without thinking to stop a bullet with his chest. Any amateur mma fighter would take him. I bet I could, I've been training BJJ 12 years. But that would get me hired as a ss agent.

[POTATER1228]

@RikTikkety Or he could just shoot you. That or the second you approach him your dog piled by a mob of secret service. Your so smart.

[Ghoststalkerq]

@RikTikkety how's BJJ?

[THExHOUND]

@RikTikkety you sound like a bitch. go get some tribal tattoos and tapout shirts.

[RikTikkety]

@THExHOUND Hahaha.

[RikTikkety]

Why do so many condemn Obama for using teleprompters? Is that their biggest grievance? Before teleprompters presidents used notes and were constantly looking down at them. Who cares? What a non issue!

[Apphelper2]

This guy gives me the creeps lol. And i agree with the other comments, this guy isnt some random guy off the street chosen to guard the president, this guy is very trained and he puts his life on the line every single day because if something happens to Obama then this secret service agent can lose his job or something.

[MrIucifer]

Seriously. Alot of the other people are right.

If you tried to fight him, he'd gun you down.

These people are chosen to protect the president for a reason.

[RandomLevitation]

This man physically, without a weapon, won't punch you in the face like some of you think would happen. "Any MMA fighter would beat him" I bet you if you asked Gracie, Randy Couture, Mike Tyson or Joe Louis to take on a Secret Service agent they'd look at you and say "Fuck you, you do it." Have common sense, This person was chosen for this job for a reason, He's not just some random joe shmoe out of some bullshit police academy.

[RandomLevitation]

You're all ridiculous. You don't understand this man. He won't fight you one on one, you're gonna start a problem and he's going to pull a gun and shoot you. His life, is put directly into the line of fire from Obama. He has no fear, his job is to die, before anyone could get to the president. You know what mindset that is? A warriors mindset, While we dedicate our lives to whatever we do, he dedicates his to protecting one other life.

[556x45bravo]

im suprised he didnt look directly into the camera and shut it off with his piercing gaze

[DarleneDickerson]

he may be a skinny white guy, but i have a feeling that random pussies aren't picked out to guard the president. i bet he's a badass.

[Elllphi]

people are sucking his dick saying he would fuck anyone up, thats boost nd half hes a skinny white boy

[lucassmith95]

every single one of you who said you could "break him" or "kick his ass" thats a load of bullshit.. you are stuck on yourself and a couple min attempting to kick this guys ass would humble your cocky asses.. dumb shits.

[notnilccm]

LAME

[MRCORNEJOCASTELFORTE]

One on one, I would break him in 2 min

[AnAmericanSon]

ObaMao lying again about "creating" jobs. Just dumped on the pipeline idea, and killed 20,000 jobs while sending Canadian oil to China. Thanks Mr. Loser...

[BlackAces100]

Mark Wahlberg.lol

[Moto561]

Those arguments r pointless the ones below this comment

[Wurmo]

He looks pretty focused.

[EtherialRock]

Oh your Mexican I see. Good for you. Now...your the one who wishes you were Gay. As I said...admitting it is a step forward and in your case you made one Giant Leap. Well Done ! Now all you have to do is tell your mum and dad. And you know what....talking to you makes me realise how much I missed Mexican Food. Tonight I'm having Mexican. Thanks my new Gay Mexican friend !

[counterpunch101]

Language! Language! Chico, why must you misrepresent the meaning in which I expressed? Can you even read English or are you just using Google Translate? Why do you chose to continue to talk of gayness? I don't care if you love chocking on cock and running your bo's balls dry. That's your business, but I prefer not to include it in conversion b/c it makes me a little queasy. You stay on your cock-doping side, I'll stay bottomed out in cunt and everyone's happy. Capiche? Taw taw ass slime.

[bosingjose]

you're just jealous with his job

[EtherialRock]

This guy is just so gay !!! 

[pulseblixx]

Nice vid

[hthrz1]

domo arigato mr roboto

[Haloplaya2332]

Assassin: alright there's obama

*reaches into coat...see's agent*

Assassin: you know...i go ummm...do something else

[EtherialRock]

Gay SS

[counterpunch101]

@EtherialRock He would mop the floor with your face, so I guess that makes you more gay. In fact, "You're GAYER than fruit dipped in a rainbow!"

[EtherialRock]

@counterpunch101 you know what they say dude......it takes one to know one. So your homophobia is just a reaction to protect your homosexuality. Relax bro. Its ok to be gay ! I don't blame you. Just let go and be yourself. Enjoy this gay dude on video. Masturbate freely over this gay dude looking left and right.

[counterpunch101]

@EtherialRock Oh man the stupidity of people's comments never avail. Dude, do I really need to point out that you called this dude the gay SS? You called him gay. A guy that's obvious not queer & could stomp 4 mud holes in your ass on your best day. I just called you GAYER well b/c you are. So you wanna call me the homophobe and go into some sick shit about yankin my crank. Gross dudette. I bet you do arts & crafts, have manicures, and go to a stylist, all of which is fine. I'm just sayin' Nvm.

[EtherialRock]

@counterpunch101 nobody really cares about your hobbies of arts & crafts and manicures. Go do some real sports you Crypto-Homosexual. Or at least stop hiding. Tell your parents that you're gay and stop acting macho. I'm sure they'll understand. Don't worry they won't disown you for keeping it from them. After all they're your parents. Gay or Not they still love you !

[counterpunch101]

@EtherialRock Uhhggg. You again. Tilt your head sideways to let some of your bro's jiz run out & relief all that intracranial pressure. It's hilarious how you just repeat back what I say. Cum for brains slow it down a bit. All that rectal pounding you've received appears to have jarred something loose. Sometimes I do wish I were gay as to understand women more, but I guess it's those giggly tiddies, soft lips, & stretched out puss around my cock that makes me wish otherwise. Have a nice day esay

[EtherialRock]

@counterpunch101 I'm glad that you admit that "SOMETIMES YOU WISH YOU WERE GAY" Admitting it is the first step. Some people 'want' to be gay, some people are 'bi-curious' but YOU WISH you were gay. So its not just a step forward, you made a WHOLE LEAP motherfucker !!!! Good For you :) !!!!!

[911firefight]

I wouldn't risk my life for that puppet. 

[gengisemporium]

Looks like a Prick Face.......

[jaguar9616]

Shit Behind that Coat is Probably a Uzi or Glock 22 Auto!

[DaylesPoppy]

Don't worry everyone. The Obama's already have their change of address cards filled out for 2013. He is toast. I am looking forward to a debate with him trying to defend his cluster f--- of a job performance. Now, if they give you and award for screwing up everything you touch he should come in on top.

[MrBenny10101]

So that's what one looks like without the sunglasses

[myersjonathon88]

fuck obama, i'm not racist but i hate this niger!!!!!!!!

[pcbeats]

@myersjonathon88 When ever you start something off with "Im not racist but" and then use the word "nigger" in the same sentence. Your obviously a dumb racist piece of shit.

[haloboy217]

@myersjonathon88 quote im not racist but i hate this niger that ya thats not racist to any african american

[THExHOUND]

@haloboy217 why would you hate the country niger? what did the nigerians do to you?

[haloboy217]

@THExHOUND Ok i read my comment then i read yours then i read your again then i read mine again and that has nothing to do about anything i just said to you

[AFACF]

let me be clear

[dubenezic92]

Teleprompter-in-Chief



[Iamagorilla]

@dubenezic92 Yeah, because he's the first president in history to use teleprompters. Nice try, buddy.

[PoetryHound]

@dubenezic92 "Teleprompter-in-Chief"

Yep, although whats really funny is that they all do it. Reagan was famous for not being able to speak without his cue cards.

[bunkman64]

@PoetryHound Regan's actions spoke for him. Obama cannot speak nor do his fuckin job.

[PoetryHound]

@bunkman64 My comment was not meant to be partisan like yours. I was merely pointing out that all recent presidents have relied on Telepromters or 3x5 cards. Obama certainly isn't the only one.

[TBird4490]

The moment I've been waiting for.. videotaping the first black president.

BUT HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THE SECRET SERVICE AGENT! PUT THE CAMERA ON HIM!

Lol.

[JackJohnson3119]

At 0:26 Osama looks right at your camera! Gotcha!

[billwho62]

Man, it's gonna cost a fortune getting the stench out of the Whitehouse, not to mention Air Force-One.

[superbri007]

"...Mr. Anderson..."

[xxxCHASEyourDREAMxxx]

Lol he's jus scanning for any tension that may arise... He's got that mini Uzi in he's jacket

[LilJ3090]

@xxxCHASEyourDREAMxxx almost none them use the mini uzi anymore because of how it "sprays" bullets

[buckfush187]

it knows u were filming it

[xCaLeBxx]

hey leave him alone.

[billwho62]

@xCaLeBxx .......leave him alone? Why, is he an asshole like you protecting our spineless pig leader?

[EndofDays213]

"wonder if I left the water running"... "Oh no! My bath salts"

[EndofDays213]

"wonder if I left the water"... "Oh no! My bath salts"

[Carlit0Tit0]

What he's thinking: "I wonder if I left those cookies in the oven on..."

[wakeupamericaful]

Protecting a man who supports the status quo and talks a great line of bullshit and delivers on nothing he promises. What a guy!

[toycheeks]

@wakeupamericaful ....and a man that will win the next election.

[InfinityBlack88]

Have any of you heard of Braco the Gazer? He stares at people and makes them feel good about themselves. This guy is like Braco, except his stare makes me wanna cower in a corner. Lol

[nawzy202]

@InfinityBlack88 now if this guy was 6.5 300LBS all muscle then yes that would happen but this guy is avarage nothing to be intimidated by just wearing suit and looking mad LOL

[johnj1200]

@nawzy202 I personally know someone in the secret service and I can tell you that on the street or at a bar your wouldnt look twice at him and think he could rip you a knew one but if he wanted to he could tear 9 outta 10 people 7 ways from sunday and not break a sweat. Secret service agents for the most part are not ones you want to underedstimate or tango with. Do so at your own peril lol

[dizzydillin]

@nawzy202 I dont care how big you are.... Bruce lee was small and frail looking but he would kick your monkey ass with a one inch punch.lol

[billwho62]

@dizzydillin . You sound like a real bad-ass. Ya stupid fuck, Bruce Lee has been dead for 25 plus years!

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

You might think its funny to laugh at the way this guy looks, but Mr. Miyagi wouldn't like intimidating either. You don't want to fuck with a Secret Service Agent responsible for guarding the president of the United States. I'm not going to even say why, I think that just speaks for itself.

[Ben82077]

"Scanning sectors" "Search mode"

[MrSirCryptz]

@Ben82077 haha, I was thinking the same thing. Scan Mode...scanning!

[laxin84]

@Lehmann108 damned right, the little black strap you see across his chest there is likely attached to a submachine gun (in the 80's they were Uzis, they popped 'em out for the first time in public during the reagan assassination attempt) - these guys are some of the best-trained soldiers and policemen in the world.

[ChristopherSaindon]

@laxin84 Yep! That Uzi was in the Agents briefcase..that guy was AWESOME. I still like the unedited raw video when that DC cop yells "You MOTHERF***ER!" It was dogpile on the rabbit!!

[me68100]

Hehe he looks funny 😜

[vetb882]

due is hawking every single person in the place.

[Gojimera]

lol hes like "Yeaaa I'm Bad Ass, look at ma suit!"

[Lehmann108]

You are all idiots. That guy would fuck you up in a heartbeat. Don't screw around with a secret service agent.

[Nikon05]

@Lehmann108 any trained fighter, be it boxing/mma/kickboxing would make minced meat of this guy

[Plecebo1996]

@Nikon05 If they had a fistfight yes, but they wouldn't. This guy would have lightening fast reaction times and would shoot the best boxer in the world before he could land a punch. Why do people think it matters if you could fight hand on hand when that obviously isn't what he's trained to do.

[coloaninnow]

@Lehmann108 dude of course this guy can fuck you up with a name like Agent Dangercock you can do ALMOST anything Chuck Norris can do except make up down and down up.

[dumbasspatrol]

haha sad that his speech is so boring the camera man has to film this secret service agent.. like mm i'd like to take a look at his secret underwear and give it a secret hand shake... mmm. i want to whisper sweet secrets in his big spock looking ears mmm.

[whatsgoingon07]

he's badass for just standing there, looking around??

[cmbatwnded]

i bet he's wishing that someone will do something stupid !!!

[xmileena]

Keeps his hands close at all times to his shoulder holster to whip out a gun and kill anyone who thinks of threatening the president. Gee you'd think if they did less bastardly things they wouldn't need that sort of protection.

[badpanda84]

@xmileena "Gee you'd think if they did less bastardly things they wouldn't need that sort of protection."

All of failed assaniation attempt at the president are done by mental ill people -- so it dosent matter what the preisent dose -- there will alway be some nutjob that want to kill him

[badpanda84]

secert agents just dont look badass without sunglasses

[ghosthunter5656]

I am just sorry you had to sit there in Baracks presence and hear him speak! YUK! I turn off the tv when he comes on!

[mryellow123]

Where are his sunglasses?

[verseoners]

obama can barely get his words out because this secret service agent is giving him anxiety im an expert in reading things like this

[hundiraisk]

he is just doing his job...



[warrick90]

@hundiraisk Totally agree, its Secret Service not just some random jack hole in a suit.

[Marksnotebook]

The Obama's hate the white house and its security detail...They despise our country. They want dictatorial powers to punish white folks who are conservative and any other group of people who would even believe in patriotism.

[delta9999]

I wonder if Obama's security gets tired of hearing his shit

[Edward27871]

@delta9999 lol

[tusepagliacco]

Michael Keaton

[hippa2dahoppa2]

cyborg, no doubt about it

[MrManboobie]

A Basic stance of secret service 101--> is to hold your blazer with both hands...tilt your nose up, and act like royalty...

[avnergalil]

This man would take a bullet to protect the president. He would trade his life in service to the republic.

At his best he will save the life of the leader of the free world.

At your best you get green thumbs on yourtube.

[DarrenDiAntonio]

Definitely the T1000

[jfmayer]

the T1000

[Hip48Xn3]

gay terminator

[jiggar22]

@Hip48Xn3 yeah gay terminator until you try funny shit he will light you on fire with a gun

[HomoLibero]

he looks gay

[ToadsMGodes]

@HomoLibero and would drop your pussy ass in 2 seconds

[HomoLibero]

@ToadsMGodes wanna bet

[ToadsMGodes]

@HomoLibero lol yeh everything you own, homo.. They dont let just any twat be secret service, these guys are ex-special forces etc.. He may not look like much but he'd make you his bitch in a matter of seconds.. sorry

[HomoLibero]

@ToadsMGodes hey asshole this video is mocking this faggot secret service agent or NSA whatever...he looks funny and if the president get attacked i am 100% sure that he couldn't protect him and why because he's gay like yourself

[ToadsMGodes]

@HomoLibero lolol you're username says everything about you... truth hurts pussy, you should go to the next obama speech and fight this guy, make sure somebody records him snapping your little bitch neck..lolol.. U mad bro?

[HomoLibero]

@ToadsMGodes yes i am gay would you like to be my bitch,i'll fuck like never before,i'll blow your butt hole like never before

[ToadsMGodes]

@HomoLibero I know you're a gay faggot, lol ... you didnt need to tell me that

[HomoLibero]

@ToadsMGodes did i make u horny

[ToadsMGodes]

@HomoLibero No. but this midget porn Im watching is

[jfoley715]

His lazy eye allows him a wider field of vision.

[rainwrap]

What a waste of time to have posted this lame video.Thumbs down.

[MrRoachclips]

fucking alien clone

[romo75]

@24xEBK

NO SHIT FUCK FACE

THAT COMMENT SHOULD BE UNDER THE DESCRIPTION

MORON

[Motive11331]

@romo75 Take your meds douche

[101u]

he is think "why am i protecting this clueless stupid president"

[romo75]

0:01 : I could kill everyone in here...

0:06 : Yep, just about all of em...

0:12 : Hey, is that my mother in-law?

0:14 : Damn. It is. dont make eye contact!

0:17 : Well, I guess I could kill her too...

0:21 : Wow. There are some ugly people here.

0:26 : Yeah. Im pretty badass. *Gives death glare to man in turban in back*

[24xEBK]

@romo75 great job copy and pasting that comment

[jordanartuso]

@24xEBK yeah what a comment stealer

[thesedimples22]

oh dang:)

[TheUncleJarvis]

Michael Keaton's Big Bro?

[oneescalante]

see the size of his hands

[vladub02]

NObama

[shawneepuppy]

@vladub02

its Obama bitch

[vladub02]

@shawneepuppy Lol, is that right? "Bitch"

[JADEGOODYSCORPSE]

Why is obamas head in a box.

[geert574]

Dude is a republican voter, he's like: "Go ahead, take the shot, my back is turned" LOL

[trakkaton]

Who's badass?

That imbecile in the front?

[theroadtomilestone]

That guy freaking looks like Mark Hoppus from Blink-182. ha awesome.

[excap]

Fuck 0bama

[cathalandpaulProduct]

i only seen obama in the backround in the last 2 seconds ha

[Rangerleadtheway44]

He....is the most interesting man in the world

[Nitrogen6669]

he is trying to find the quickest exit...

[mad4tarmac]

i spy with my little eye.......

[5687678]

Chuck Norris on LSD.

[blac2thafuture]

lol, he got job security

[fuckcybersociety]

i think i just got mind raped....

This guy ne