Billy Connolly ~ Part 2 of 11 - Was It Something I Said dvd

[NDRonin1401]

for those of you who can't take a fuckin joke round here!

too many of those around ...

[MitchellTravel]

If only a Scotsman ruled the world....

What a good fucking world that would be !!!!!

[mad1325]

He´s wearing ´Nu Rock´ boots... punk/goth brand. Anybody noticed the ´anarchy´ logo (next to the dick). He´s a old funny punk! :)

[kawicam]

whos saying fuckin boo in the fuckin crowed in 7:30

must be a fuckin american!!!

[Jarv1s]

Take your Reformation, your Vatican, your fucking Mecca and FUCK OFF!!

Well said Billy, the world would be a far better place without religion.

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

Anyone else die laughing when he knocked over the glass LMFAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!!



[NatalieeLovesMusic]

I love it when he gets angry.

[GameMaster255]

"Like bottles of Guinness" I'm drinking that right now!

[CanineGuitarMan]

How you gonna shag them when you're now flying mince?

[jamesfred1998]

we shud send this 2 fukin iraq or sum shithole thats got a fukin war goin on in it

[gingerbox616]

@jamesfred1998 What do you mean by that?

[staticVoid2]

Right lads I'm only gonny show ye this once. lol

[Kan2209]

Funny ending.

[goth9ever]

isnt it twice as good when billy himself laughs at his own jokes ^^

[kilted06yass]

"aw black wae a wee fuckin winda" pmsl.. 7 muslims musta watch this

[GreyLabyrinthine]

Ariel Sharon is virtually dead... where's my musical???

[InfinityDz]

The last seconds of this are simply hilarious xD

[suvereballin122]

ID PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE THAT PLAY!!!!

[bidefordrfc]

I have a presentation to do this coming week, might open it up with his line from 0:03 - 0:18

[sungyultaylor]

"Saddam, you're rockin' the boat!!". Mr. Connolly, you sir are the man. I WOULD LOVE to se your play. I'd sing every song TWICE.

[LoveUJimRoot]

btw what year was this ?



[NatalieeLovesMusic]

@LoveUJimRoot 2008, I think

[AlieMav]

"people thats what they need, a good shag" that is sooo truuueeee :P YOU TELL 'EM BILLY!!!

[3ll3qpEllE]

well the coke part seems true. his hands is sweaty, always lookin at em. his touchin his head all the time :)

[malakispanien]

Billy is high on coke here. Look in his eyes carefully. Well, he's in 'Stralia.

[dganet]

@malakispanien Get a grip!

[freakoffreaks145]

Jews have two or three books.

Woop woop.

[herox04]

he talks the same as my gran hahah

[TxiDrvr]

gotta watch this with cc on its too funny

[NatalieeLovesMusic]

@TxiDrvr fifty-three fuckin' Belgiums? XD

[coobynmaley]

Black with a wee fucking window hahaha Fantastic

[BethGoth15]

"Oh, fuck, I did this last night as well" XD I replayed that about a hundred times!

[allhailfoamy1]

o fuck i did this last night haswell...

makes it sound like he got the same firebreathin whore two nights in a row.

[ben6993]

Suicide Bomber Instructor: "Right lads im only gonna show you this once ...."

IMMA Slut Man!!

xD

[plinkification]

7 Duran Duran Fans

[GreyLabyrinthine]

"Never trust people who only have one fucking book." Truer words have never been spoken.

[t0md4111y]

53 Duran Duran fans

[kingrune46]

the 6 people that "dislikes" are those who cant take a joke...

[taramtula1234]

is it just me or when he laughs it sounds like a villian

[TurbulentG]

the guy is a fucking legend man

[cp1714]

ITS OVER !!!!!!

[TheCelticValhalla]

3:16 - 3:50 best one

[TheCelticValhalla]

3:16 - 3:50

[projectM1K3]

"I want to see the instructor."

"Right lads, I'm only going to show you this once."

[Missa093]

Oh fuck i did this last night as well! XD

[ninjagrayfox]

I love it when he says, "I'm a SLUT MAN!" Because it can be taken as either he is a man in favor of sluts, or that "[he is] a slut, man!"

[jaffa1275]

"right lads, I'm only going to show you this once".... ;)

[bidefordrfc]

Oh come on stop analysing this stuff, he isn't expecting you to think wanker=Arabian man, he literally means everytime there's a bang the worlds a wanker short, you're not supposed to analyse this... If you want to then 'everytime there's a bang the worlds a Suicide bomber short'

As someone stated the last line was one of the funniest for me!!!!

[tommyfied]

'Gimme two fire-breathin whores anyday..........lol classic!

[TheSickness14]

@tommyfied .. of the week!

I'M A SLUT MAN!!!

[ProtestantIRA]

Meca should fuck off first if you ask me.

[TheSickness14]

@ProtestantIRA And the Vatican and Jerusalem too

[Backfirehc]

I would love to know where he got his shirt from. I want to have one of those!!!! Can anyone help me out? cheers from germany!

[seanoghughes95]

i wish billy was the president!

[roodashtonhall2k8]

o fuck i did this last night as well lol

[robbierules81]

there is still 6 wankers left in the world

[HHaddow990]

its not 53 virgins its 53 trekies oh wait

[RosesofWillows]

Oh god!!!! I love watching Connolly anyway, but i'm gonna 'like' this video clip just because of the ending!! xD

[Happydude646]

The way he randomly swears in between his words hahahaha. Then he cracks himself up!! Hahahahahahah :D

[meadowlark27]

JUMBO JET FULL OF HOORS

[kingalbrect79]

6 Pedophile Christians couldn't take a joke.

[mopartuff440]

6 Terrorists have watched this lol

[yuup83]

hahahaha flyin mince!!go on the big yin!!

[cyndish1]

@yuup83 I LOVE Billy. What did he mean by that phrase "flying mince"?? I'd love to get what he meant. Never heard of that phrase.

[JesusKrispies]

@cyndish1 The line is, "How're you gonna shag them when you're now flying mince?" Mince being something that's been reduced to tiny pieces, as in mincemeat.

[woodgatejack]

@JesusKrispies Also, In Britain, mince is what most people call minced (or ground) beef. Like the ingredient of meatballs or hanmburger.

[hertblue]

@cyndish1 mince in Scotland is what you call ground beef. So 'flying ground beef'...

[cp1714]

@hertblue no its more a case of you call mince "ground beef"

[DeathMetalMurder]

billy has some nice arse boot's. rocker/biker boot's?

[Inflictors]

no cartoons its a fucking joke................the life of brian? ..........its over has been a long time, give me two fire breathing whores any time.............fucking top!

[sho5621]

oh fuck! i did this last night as well lol.

[MansonFreak]

Who else wants to see the play he describes???

[guitarz928]

@MansonFreak I would buy tickets to that!

[TomMSTie1138]

@MansonFreak I think Bialystock & Bloom are going to produce it. ;)

[macgiver351]

I dont think he's as funny as he used to be, here he just seems to be getting his anger out,

[mdelandro]

@macgiver351 comedy is changed... people are cross with the curch and stuff so they think that he is funny cause that is what he talks of... at least thet's why i think he is hilarious !!! :L

[MatlockJack]

@macgiver351

He was much funnier on his 'World Tour' Series, but his 'Journey to the Edge of the World' is one of the best travelogues I've ever seen; particularly his treatment of the ill-fated Franklin expedition.

[JackFury]

@MatlockJack I think living in America has made him more cynical than he used to be though, he has certainly changed his tone over the years

[Synoptichawk]

@macgiver351

Like George Carlin did? =P

[Synoptichawk]

@macgiver351

Like George Carlin did in his last years? =P

[TylerMcManus1]

You should all try the transcripted audio option..It's so fuckin' stupid..But all in good fun..

[anteracmacash]

anyone notice the wierd looking shirt ??

[ProtestantIRA]

"No Islamic cartoons were used...for those of you THAT CANT TAKE A FUCKIN JOKE!"

Let 'em have it Billy!

[kingrune46]

he looks like a guinea pig :D

[norgeskuespiller19]

I'm beginning to think Billy and John are long lost twins. He looks like John Cleese and if you darken John's eyebrows, give him a goatee and a little longer hair, and throw in a scottish burr, you got Billy Connolly.

[JamieChaosAubrey]

SADDAM YOUR ROCKIN THE BOAT (8)

[lookatwig]

I reall love how he stops suddenly and starts something new, and also how sometimes when he is in the middle of a joke and starts laughing whilst trying to continue with it

[TS4TM]

That song is actually quite catchy. xD

[mudkslipknot]

hey i could use a couple of fire breathing whores too

[Fritz197139]

"GIMMIE TWO FIREBREATHING WHORES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!" Well Said Billy !=D

[nbm34]

A GENIOUS COMEDIAN A CLASS OF HIS OWN

[1weequinny]

after watchin this im proud to call my self scottish :D

[MrDripdrop]

He is 1 of those human beings that is born ever couple hundred years and is amazing

[Mossopp101]

"black wi a wee fuckin winda! There bottles a guiness!"

"Oh aye, shes a cracker! get her home, lift the kilt, big hairy pair a balls"

"Wit ye gonna do?"

[tomitstube]

"a bomber full of agatha christie books."

[TheCaptainLulz]

Ariel Sharon...Fuck ME!!! They havent unplugged that wanker yet either, hes been a vegetable longer than the jolly green giant.

[Baseballschaap]

@TheCaptainLulz game, set, match!

[dantepheonix13]

@TheCaptainLulz LOL X'D

[JeniusRetard]

@TheCaptainLulz

Seriously. I think I may have just wet myself a bit at that.

[HDLynchy]

lol, ''Lift the kilt, big hairy pair of balls, what you gunna do?!'

he just kills me :P

[ProtestantIRA]

He really should do that musical just to see how it'd do.

[TheMillsEffect]

Billy Connolly, George Carlin and Bill Hicks. The best.

[monsieurhassan]

ohhhh man, this is one funny motherfucker

[Muxxyy]

"oh fuck i did this last night as well"

Billy, ye old fart! Luv him :) <3

[katyofmontreal]

Right lads, I'm only gonna show yehs this once!

[jamessquire1]

Connolly is an arsehole. He used to be funny.

[buckbumble]

@jamessquire1 How is he an arsehole? His comedy has altered over time. Seeing as he is an old git right now, he is a lot less tolerant and I think it makes him funnier.

[madangryupsetmoose]

hear a boom the worlds one wanker short hahaha epic and true

[thewindthatchillsyou]

dont need to repeat what e says...WE KNOW...WE HAVE WATCHED IT....FUCKWITS

[destinyrider22]

everytime theres a bang the worlds a wanker short

true words true words

[CounterNerd]

Wipe them all out! xD

[CounterNerd]

FUCK OFF,RELIGION!!!

[CounterNerd]

It's guys like him that we don't need to explain how fucking ridiculous and stupid religion is! I love that guy!

[dac031]

@CounterNerd yes we do haha

[CounterNerd]

LOL even when he failed and flipped the glas over

he fucking won! The audience laughed!!

[G1tt7]

"" Religions fucking over ""

[TheDymed]

00:44

!!!!Take youre reframation youre vatican youre fuckin mecca and fuck off!!!!.

00:56

!!!!Suicide fucking bombing theres a bright idea!!!!.

[Zeanu]

IT'S FUCKING... OOOVEEERRR!

Hahaha... XD <3

[19dec1981]

53 duran duran fans

[rocknrolllives]

where was this filmed

[AceofSpadesau]

adelaide australia

[ID2Japan]

"oh fuck i did this las night as well" just brilliant he reacted so fast

[acrobaticaromatic]

billy is just ok these days. it's kind of sad. he used to be the funniest man on the planet, but now he's definitely in decline, and has been for a while.

[bonzibonzibonzi1987]

Cocaine, Billy?

[hunkydorey2]

two fire breathing whores looool

im a slag man

[medaTam]

Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once :))))))

[xLogikBomb]

take yer vatican an' FUCK HOFF! LOLOLOL

[WeirdAndWonderful1]

Right lads am only gonnii show yae this once ! :L lmao !! :L

[bassretro1993]

"It's fucking OVER!"

[DrunkenSkunk]

FLYING MINCE!

[ashleelmb]

Instructor:...right lads, im only gunna show you this once...ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

[craigy1722]

every time theres a bang the worlds a wanker short.... lmao

[MaximilianHorizon]

@craigy1722 what does it mean? can u translate in other words pleeeeassee?

[ShadowLancer128]

Every time their bombs explode, "Every time there's a bang"

An arabian man in the world is dead. "The world's a Wanker short"

[MaximilianHorizon]

@ShadowLancer128

Wanker = arabian man?

[ShadowLancer128]

@MaximilianHorizon according to him, yes. as used here, yes.

The literal slang definition of a wanker as used by the british common man is an idiot, a hyprocryte, an asshole (for a vulgar definition), generally a jerk who consistently creating a problem for everyone else in the fact that the wanker exists.

[MaximilianHorizon]

@ShadowLancer128 thank u very much :)

[nostromoau]

@MaximilianHorizon No...the literal meaning of wanker is masturbator.

[MaximilianHorizon]

@nostromoau oh kk thanks :)

[jjay75]

@ShadowLancer128 I think you misunderstood

[risingone]

"Black, wi 'e wee fuckin winda" LMAO!!!!

[ed1ss]

Depends which paper you read to determine how many virgins you get to bed if your a suicide bomber....

How you guna shag them when your now flying mince.

HAHHAHA

[mormmonmilliant]

you talking about the way he keeps opening and closing his fists? it's cos he's a musician too, he plays Banjo and guitar, hope that was helpful.

[TheLuigi69]

is rite billy lad x x

[jneil600]

This guy is my fav comedian, and one of my fav things is how he makes himself laugh. Hes already heard the joke and he still laughs.

ITS FUCKIN OVEEEEEEEER

TAKE UR REFORMATION, UR VATICAN UR FUCKIN MECA AND FUCK OFF

awesome

[BeibaAX]

@jneil600 nah, Connolly is all about the adlib :] he makes a lot of it up on stage, which is nice 'cos not many comedians can do that well at all, he keeps a few signpost and signature jokes that he's told before and will tell again, but I love how most of it he's just thinking of, and finding funny himself. he's brilliant! :]

[XionsDruid]

@jneil600 Actually, he hasn't heard most of the jokes. He ad-libs most of his stuff. He doesn't write anything down, because he doesn't think it's funny when he writes it down. That's why he's always laughing at his own jokes.

[DasJoppe]

@jneil600 Actually he might not have heard it before since be makes up most of it on the spot

[ballroomwrecker]

great just great...even better then a scotsman on a horse

[Classicrow]

Oh I love the part where he knocks the glass over! Billy fucking rocks!! Billy for prez!!!!!!!

[Gellis2009]

lol 53 virgins. Theres a commitee involved here somewhere lmao Billy is quality

[catwotsits73]

bill the brill

[joeegg90]

And of course you do ohyersyers!!! Tell us all what you know for a fact does happen.

[GYPSUMFANTASTIQUE]

i'll tell you what happens after you die....the world has a party.

[Cupit29]

Yeah. What a retard...

Everyone knows that when you die you go to magic chocolate land to ride the unicorns over rainbows.

[oatmealj]

no you dont lol you go to the freaking shire and hang with FRODO! and VADER and you get to practise singing with GANDALF on his favorite song...YYYOOUUU SSSHHAAALLL NNOOTT PPPAAASSS!!!!!!

[Blackcountry7777]

Billy put the cunt in scunthorpe.

[purrty1967]

hilarious

[risingone]

"Take youre vatican, youre reformation, youre mecca and FUCK OFF!!"

Genius! Billy for world president!

[leetonosaki]

Billy Connolly for King of the U.K

[decostapler]

Im sorry...I like billy like F..K, but hes looking in bad shape here !! listen to his breathing in between !!! sad.

[morganbath]

He is 67.

[VoodooChileJ11]

Nobody says 'Fuck Off' like Billy

[Hannahxxxxxxxxx]

scotland....win....dundee....s­ucks ass but i have to live there :(

[BubblesPunx]

"How ye gonnae shag them when you're now flying mince?"

LMFAO

[Arthedain9]

"with balls of guiness" ROFLMAO!! The man's a genuiss, the only person who came close to Billy is George Carlin. SCOTLAND RULES!!

[devv1989]

he says "like bottles of guiness".. i think

[phocjame]

ya, he did.

[sponzo2002]

funniest guy alive for sure...can't make up my mind who's the funniest ever...billy or george :P

[KingHenrik1967]

and yet you cant understand him lol

he says 'like bottles of guiness'

get it... ? lol

and yes.... We Do Rule ;)

[bonzibonzibonzi1987]

"Fuckin' pricks" is a hilarious way to speak about suicide bombers.

[jak2619]

hes a slutman!!!! hehe lolz

[86COLE]

Interesting T-shirt, business in the front, party in the back.

[TheAmishking]

Tell your friends, get them to watch this! You will never see anything funnier!

[meshugganaut]

Funniest man on the planet