A Sad, Twisted, Kinky Story

[Elinious]

Hi, my name is Eline. I'm probably not gonna make a video response, but thought I'd introduce myself anyway :)

[therobmorrischannel]

check my channel out?

[sillygirl711]

YESS!!! I LOVE PSYCHHHH!!!!PINEAPPLE!

[nickybcrazy97]

It's good to see you back Alan. As for the survey video, I'm more of an observer around here, which kind of defeats the point, but meh. I'm Nicola by the way. Call me Nicky, everyone does. :)

[alwayzjello]

Why did you move to a new youtube channel?

[frankiefusion]

Yay! Alan is back!

[smilepea]

Thank you for finally making me make my youtube survey video, I've been putting it off for months :/

[lidlurch]

You write lyrics? Awesome! I'm in a band, and our lyricist sucks :P I kind of feel like Andrew though, minus the smart (I'd say I'm more average intelligence). I play bass with my friend and I'm pretty darn tall. Did you ever perform as a band with an actual group of people or was it just you and Andrew? survey coming soon :)

[hannahbear2012]

I just found this video on accident, but I'm already intrigued(: *clicks the subscribe button*

[thatoriginalusername]

are one of your eyes blue and the other green?

[MoonWhoReview]

Go on, ill do it. maybe tomorrow

[SiddharthsVlogs]

I already did the youtube survey but I'll send it as a video response. Please watch it.

Btw I'm Siddharth you can call me Sid , Nice to meet you Alan.

[noxzimbyp]

aw what if we already did the youtube survey? lol

[Ravenclaw2313]

Guess I'm gonna have to spend tomorrow making a video response. I'm cool with the copout, it's unlikely I'd be tagged anyway.

[chinesechick12345678]

psych?

subscribed.

[confundedforever]

My name's Isabel!

First Kiss: It was a dare in grade when I was like 13, and I have yet to have another kiss in the few years since.

Guest Star: The Simpsons, because it's been my favourite show since forever and I'm only particularly good at doing different voices.

Naming of Kids: The one I know for sure is Declan for a boy (preferred middle name Rubeus...) And I'm not sure for a girl, I always think of a name but then meet someone with that name. I guess I have several years to think about it.

[Starlysh]

Alan, I feel like I haven't seen you in so long! You look good! Yay surveys and using your new channel!

[z0mbiearms]

UGH I suck at singing too. Sucks bad. Thaaaaank you for making this, I enjoyed watching it =]

[elsamarte1]

OMG!!!! awesome was to respond to ppl's questions!!! >< honetly one K's??!?

[pbjellybeanful]

You're so nice Alan, you alwasy respond to people's comments so awesomely! Also, your random fact about you only dating people whose names start with K, reminded me of "An Abundance of Katherines." Thanks for commenting on my video response!

[verincredible]

Katherine?

[abreenacrystal]

Hi Alan! I'm Abreena and super stoked about this channel.

Survey Answers:

-First Kiss: Hi, my name is Abreena. I'm a 21 year old woman and I have yet to have my first kiss.

-Guest Star: Normally, I'd immediately cut in to Doctor Who and celebrate my wearing my fez, but I have a new obsession. In the past week, I have become a Gleek. Given that I have a modicum of singing and dancing experience (show choir), PICK ME!!

-Naming of Kids: Gotta be unique names. List so far is Alanna (Tamora Pierce)

[JSMemoir]

"Kary, Kate, Kim, Kristen..."

I was totally waiting for a Katherine. Anyone else?

[persistenceofvideo]

@JSMemoir Kate is short for Katherine.

[pbjellybeanful]

ahhh it's not letting me set the video i just made as a video response....

[persistenceofvideo]

@pbjellybeanful Oh noes, is it on your channel? I'll go watch it there later tonight.

[pbjellybeanful]

@persistenceofvideo It worked now! thanks :)

[pashosha44]

Hi, I'm Yaara! I might make a video response, but hmmm.. we'll see.

[knowahsark]

Wish I would've had a Joe in middle school! Haha xD

[aphness]

Hi Alan, I'm Amanda. :D

A few survey answers:

-I'm really liking Once (Upon a Time), and it would be so fun to guest star on.

-I'm horrible at procrastinating, and calling people on the phone.

-Random fact: Ummm... I'm left-handed!

[innastar9]

hahaha MINE ARE ALL T'S!!

[candykristinaful]

subscribed



[xxxdokuxxxx]

FFFFFFF. -Subscribed while watching.- Time for a survey. xD

[pbjellybeanful]

Editing my video for this right now! :D

[pharmgirl14]

School Friends- A bunch of girls that were so called popular and a bunch of country boys... idk why I liked them and I wish I could have embraced being different, but in a small town that was too hard for me

Kid's Names- I may be too selfish for kids also.. or maybe it's just that i have too many aspirations and I want to finish them.. i just see kids inhibiting this.. but If i do have a girl I want her to be named Emily Ann

[pharmgirl14]

Hi, I’m Jessica and I’m a little video shy but...

First kiss- a guy in a closet in middle school... the next one was a guy who came out of the closet in high school ----both FAILs for me

Guest Star- If I could go back in time- That 70s show

Really Bad At- finishing everything- I think I set myself up for failure by trying to learn/do too much

Random Fact- I’m currently living in a room (cough* attic *cough) for my last year of pharmacy school.. My roommates call it the HP closet

[SuperSonicDonk3y]

I used to be sad and twisted, untill i took an arrow in the knee

[TheWizardWeiss]

Why is your other video private ?

[MarrowsAreCool]

I forgot I had subscribed to this channel aaages ago :')

Anyway.. Hi! You can call me Marrows.. everyone does :)

I will be completing the survey and 'responding' it to this video, see you soon! ;)

[bansribb]

Hey, I'm Bansri. I like a lot of the new questions and I like your reasoning..........

........so maybe :P

[NicoTheSecondDoctor]

I would do it, but I don't have a camera, so I'll answer it here:

Haven't kissed anyone :(

I'd guest star in Big Bang Theory as Leonard's nephew who likes to upset Sheldon

Writing

I'm the only nerd in middle school in my school

We call ourselves "The three musketeers and Jairo" although we're seven people

Keith or Toby I don't know if it was a girl.

My friend Silvia, if she wants.

[plainwhitepaperful]

Hi there! I'm Brennan.

[thenextbigthing12]

This is a great survey video, but then again I think all your videos are great =)

[persistenceofvideo]

@thenextbigthing12 Thanks! I try to make good stuff for people who want to watch.

[kanyouhelpme]

My name is Nick, and now I am subscribed!

[BotheringTrees]

Hi I'm Heather but I think you knew that. I, like, the majority of the youtube community did my survey ages ago and forgot to put it as a response to anyone. :P

[someone332]

Hi, I'm Evan! :D I like thinking.

[smilenose]

I dont have time to make a video response because I've got my last quidditch game of the semester, BUT Hi Alan!! I'm Katie :D

[apandaforamanda]

The video that I made responding to the survey answered the questions that Alex gave. I made this video two months ago, right after startign vlogging and have since gotten much better but I still made the video a response to this video to give you some information about me. I am really glad that you are vlogging again!

[VenetianPrincess]

Keifer Southerland? He doesn't quite fit in the group of Katy Perry, Keria Knightly and Knatalie Portman lol

[litelagent007]

@VenetianPrincess I like your parodies. :P

[persistenceofvideo]

@VenetianPrincess hah, I had to make sure you were paying attention VP!

[MsCuteygirl]

@VenetianPrincess lolz true

[adamlambertfan017]

@VenetianPrincess your parodies rock!!! (:

[TheWizardWeiss]

I don't know who you are , but you've got some cool stories broh ,

[pbjellybeanful]

Knatalie Portman. haha Nice one Allen! <3

[jellybeangravy]

Oh and btw, my name is Natalie...and from now on I want a silent K, no jokes!

[persistenceofvideo]

@jellybeangravy I can support this, Knatalie! =)

[jellybeangravy]

Just popping by to say hi! You probably don't know me on first name person basis but you answered my question on Twitter yesterday, that's good enough for me!

[Thorn104]

i still havent done this i need to get to it :) ill put it here a response :) onwards :)

[whythehellbj]

If we can put a silent K on knife and knight. I'm sure in some abstract, other dimension/universe there is Natalie with a silent K.

[zottepark]

Okay, I learned something(s) new about you, Alan. I'm sure you already know me by name, and I was planning to do this survey eventually, but I shall leave mine as a video response to this video.

Knatalie Portman - my thoughts exactly. Speaking of serious girlfriends with girls whose names begin with K, my current girlfriend's name is Katherine. I want to brag to Colin Singleton, but he has 18 on me.

[noxzimbyp]

Psych. YES. Absolutely. Simpsons? Meh. Nah. I'd rather be in a show in person than an animated show.

[classicalchristina]

Knatalie Portman...LOL.

P.S. I'm glad you're vlogging again, Alan!

[iloveyou58121]

that is an awesome friend, wow!!

[Booksareepic]

Ok I will make a survey. But it probably won't be online for a while.

[emcskills]

Can i post the original survey i did as a video response?

[persistenceofvideo]

@emcskills Sure, go crazy.

[Qwaszxa3]

your statistic just reminds me of An Abundance of Katherines xD

[persistenceofvideo]

@Qwaszxa3 Haha, totally. I had a lot of fun reading that book.

[ThatStrangeLinziGirl]

I already made the video, but it's bad, so I won't post it as a response xD By the way, how's the new warehouse?

[ILoveMattism]

First name basis with you would be epic!!!!!! SO! Hiya!!!!! I'm Morgan!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D hmmmm first kisses are always awkward...

[persistenceofvideo]

@ILoveMattism Hi Morgan, how are you?

[ILoveMattism]

@persistenceofvideo I am AMAZING! :3 how about you??

[persistenceofvideo]

@ILoveMattism I'm good. Getting ready to make some dinner and relax for the evening.

[ILoveMattism]

@persistenceofvideo omg that's epic what ya making?!

[NoRealRoots]

I really like this, good video! :)

[persistenceofvideo]

@NoRealRoots Thanks!

[someone332]

Loooooking goood.

[tuxxedomask]

I would definitely like to get to know you on a first name basis. Although I already did the survey. Still posting it as a video response though so we can get to know each other :)

[HeartedRabbit]

I am now having a silent argument with myself about if I should do this or not

[JellyBeanQueenX]

wahey - Zoe is my name XD

*subscribes to new channel*

This was a really really good vlog, it was just so smooth and professional, I remember watching you in 5AGs, sometimes I go back to older videos and am amazed at how cameras and just gerenally videos like this haven't gotten so much more professional, i'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. but hey - pretty quality is a pretty video.

This has been a rubbish rambly comment *goes back into the corner*

[persistenceofvideo]

@JellyBeanQueenX With so many YouTubers changing their content to appease a larger subscriber base, I'm glad you think I haven't changed since 2008. LOL

[JellyBeanQueenX]

@persistenceofvideo God, I hope that didn't come out wrong... I think you've developed but haven't changed much. it's a good change with you defintely :D more subtle, unlike some others. not that that is a bad thing, people can do what they want with their channels but I do enjoy your content ^_^ okay imma stop rambling now. i hope i havent offended you!

[persistenceofvideo]

@JellyBeanQueenX No, no offense! I like that I haven't changed much. I try to talk faster, and more animated.. but other than that - just me talking about me stuff. =)

[kloklo1274]

hi, i'm Chloe. :) got that first name basis thing out of the way

[persistenceofvideo]

@kloklo1274 Hi Chloe, hope to see you around here often. =)

[randomdemon115]

@persistenceofvideo Screw it im Oliver and im Really happy and that WAS a sad...and kinky....ST0Ry...lol?

[letterheadloyalty]

Epic love for Psych! 

[persistenceofvideo]

@letterheadloyalty Pineapple 4 Life!

[OtakuAlice]

but, wasn't that survey put out like 3 or four months ago? *checks* no, it was two. I did it but by then the frequency of videos about the survey had faded out... though I'd still like to be friends!

[KTentacles]

i'm glad you're vlogging again, al pal 

[persistenceofvideo]

@KTentacles Me too, it's fun. I miss all my youtube friends who aren't super active on the twitters and the tumblrs.

[themefund]

@persistenceofvideo It's interesting, I've become much less active on YouTube (as a creator) and much more on the Twitters and Tumblrs lately. I need to make a video informing my viewers of the change because I'm sure they would dig at least some of the things I put on Tumblr.

[luvscookies999]

@persistenceofvideo hi!

[KTentacles]

first??

[persistenceofvideo]

@KTentacles Nope. Not even the first to fail at getting first. That's like, double failing.

[KTentacles]

@persistenceofvideo yikes. embarrassing.

[emmieisadork]

@persistenceofvideo Aw... I was the first to fail at first...

[emmieisadork]

First?

:)

Love you Alan!!

[jigitz]

Stay away from Keira Knightley Alan. Not cool.

[assiram1111]

I consider myself tagged :)

[radness13]

...First! :D Win. Loved the video.