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  • lol

  • 25 people can't comprehend the power of web candle plus monkey.

  • You do kno I'm a flippin ninja lol

  • web candle plus monkey

  • candle plus a monkey (...) thats how far above us he is

    OMG

  • dally lama looks like his on crack. lol!!

  • Lmfao.

  • sad thing I got the book.

  • I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOON! and then additionally... I look forward to killing u right now. LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL

  • LOL !!

  • I like monkeys...

  • huh where do u go off to goin' like that fuck head? you had sex with your mama or somethin?

  • "i look foward 2 killing u right now." lol

  • his brain moves faster than the matrix

  • i look forward to killing u soon

  • coping with ninja lmao

  • lol!!!!! web+candle+monkey lol!

  • "Drinking a cup of unrine a day is not healthy, it's stupid."

  • 15,000 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

  • the cartoon version is...i need more god dam it...:))

  • rofl...candle+monkey what the heck lol!

  • this guy is funny i cant w8 to buy the ask a ninja dvd. my favorite phrase is "You do know I'm a flippen ninja."

  • 15,000 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop lol

  • oh sorry

  • so, is this the actual ask a ninja ninja's voice?

  • yeh it is ask a ninja's voise

  • no its not duh u idiot

  • dolley llama looks like hes on crack omg lol and web candle+monkey omg lol

  • lol its Dali Lama....o.o on crack....i.i lmao

  • I almost peed my pants!HAHAHA web candle+ monkey

  • lol almost wet myself

  • awesome!!!!!1

  • lol

  • web candle + monkey, thats how far ahead he is. lol

  • Nerd ninja's brain works faster than the matrix. ROFLOL

  • rofl squierl mao this is awsome!!!

  • LMAO!

  • lol ninja geek

  • PAMPHLETS!!! lol awesome

  • i think that this video wa funny but what is this about u being a christian

  • HHAHAAHAH

    ahhh and additionally, i look forward to killing YOU right now.

  • O_O

  • Oh man he killed doog

  • Candle + a monkey = 42, after all, the answer to life, everything and the universe is 42, just look it up on google.

  • played strip quiz 42 i guess?

  • GODofJapTesticles your an asshole! how can you speak out against someones religion and call them japenis! your a fucking bigot! im christian and i dont believe in teaching against other religions!

  • LMAO! i cant belive you just said that!!! anyways christians dont belive in cussing or judging....

  • Think again. I'm not christian... but they all cuss and everyone judges.

  • You shame me in saying your a "Christian", for all you know!, this! maybe his Rel?.

    "Judge not!, Lest ye be Judged", "Your an A^^hole",

    "Love your enimies", your not even Luke warm, you know

    very little about the Faith, the Words teachings,

    I prey you find mercey, and patients to better diplomacy in all, and any endeavors gatagorically.

    "Is it true?, Is it Kind?,Is it Necessary!.

    I feel bad for you,Peace of mind is in thee other direction.

  • thers a doogtoon podcast on itunes down load all the episodes it has ther all awsome

    especially the new doogtoons weekly wrapup thing rit now thers only one but its so funny

  • wow these are like 2 years old please dont act lie there new, yet still funny

  • His brain works faster than the matrix? LOL

  • This is funny shit !

  • candel+monkey= 867y-9`qb*35% of cheesecake*bannna+3.14d-98254p­-89845?=a sqaure root of a banna,starwberry,rost beef , extar large pizza or 10

  • candle + mokey = *head explodes*

  • if you hate this retarded shit dont post it. do you really believe this? Burn in hell then...

  • web, a candle + monkey !?! =D

    his brain faster than matrix =) possible...

  • Candle + A monkey??? *HEAD EXPLODES*

  • "i look forward to killing you soon*pulls out a sword*And also i look forward to killing you right now"

    lol.fucking hilarius

  • lol!! x 1000

  • these just get better and better.

    i should no..

    im a ninja

  • veeerryy funny, but dun make too much fun of ninjas or a real ninjas gonna come and kick your ass.

  • YEAH ask a ninja is almost bas funny as myspace rerecorded naruto

  • yeah it was cool and all but the first one was the best

  • candle + monkey

  • lol his brain is faster than the matrix^^

  • from the big bang to TMNT HAHA

  • well im so high up that im mozilla firefoxV878 so ha skew your little nerd ninja

  • Hes.. Web 4.5 o.o xD Faster Than Dialup o.o

  • i wonder if the dude from ask a ninja knows about naruto...

  • you should ask

  • lol and i look forward to kill you now rofl thats hilarious

  • KOOL

  • YAY!!! woo!!! ask a ninja is awesome!!!

  • his brain is like web 4.5 that freakin awesome and i look foward to killing you now

  • this is almost as good as a not-cartoon ask a ninja. i laughed at the candle & monkey and i look forward to killing you now.

  • OMG lol

  • his brain works faster then the matrix

  • lol web candle monkey lmfao

  • dali llamma? he looks like he's on . . . crack, compared to a ninja

  • I'd even go as far as to say hes web+candle+monkey

  • I prefer seeing you than a cartoon.

    Good anyway.

  • these are almost as great as real ninja XD

    I look forward to killing you.. now!

  • If dalai lama looks like on crack, what does someone whos addicted to crack look ?

  • Not at peace with himself I suppose

  • the only part i actually laughed at was the candle + monkey, i dont really like the special deliveries..

  • I think the human ones are WAY funnier

  • I like 'em both...pretty funny

  • OMG....LOL THIS is funny!!

  • LMAO who knew that there were nerd ninjas that were in 4.5

  • rofl dalai llama looks like he's on crack compared to ninjas

  • lmao thats so fucking random lol

  • web: candle + monkey = LMFAOOOO!!!@!@!@!

  • web candle + monkey = a brain faster than the matrix =))))) lmao lmao rotfl

  • THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE ALMOST EVER SEEN "This guys brain works faster then the matrix!!!"

  • wheres the theme song??? T T (sings sadly) im am ninja he is ninja she is ninja too well i am ninja we are ninja but i belive that you r ninja too  _

  • "I look forward to killing you soon and additionally I look forward to killing you right now"

  • lol

  • You do know I'm a flippin ninja!.....I look forward to killing you soon!

    hahaha ninjas....

  • lol his brain is faster than the matrix!!!lmao

  • im a ninja too!

  • Lol Nicee xD

  • man this is sooooooo gay

  • ahhaahha!!

  • a candle plus a monkey lol genuis

  • he's brain works faster than the matrix xD A.A.N its great!!

  • I LOVE NINJAAAAAAAA

  • LMAO. HE'S ON CRACK!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!! hey, I WANT SOME!!!!!!!! lmao. j/k. XD i know my friends do though....lol. MOB HIM!!!!!!!

  • His brain works faster than the matrix.

    Can't stop laughing!!!

  • MacBook 2.0GHz Intel Core

    http://www.AppleMegaStore.com

    *******

  • I would have enjoyed seeing the killing but all in all very funny

  • God this is gay, the real Ask A Ninja owns this!

  • he's web candal+monkey xD

  • ninjas...

  • the foes rock

  • hahahahahha...it's to funny..it should be illegal :P

  • that pic of the ninja next to dalai lama? he (the ninja not dalai lama) looks remarkably like kakashi in that one...with the crescent eye thing...

  • dale lama look like hes on crak omg that cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ninjas don't need patents, they just kill off other people who take thier ideas.

    And possibly assume thier identities, if in this... er um.... a case in which a USP has been envoked.

    Plus ninajs don't sign documents, we just douse the paper in the blood of our foes.

  • Someone else has written ninja pamphlets? I knew I should've gotten a patent on them!

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