Hello My Name Is - Hello My Name Is: Barq Dogg

[rebecaissocoollike]

"Where's my eyeball?"

best. line. ever.

[TermsOfProduction]

Hello, my name is:

"What?"

My name is:

"Who?"

My name is:

*chicka chicka

"Slim Shady!"

[pexpix]

HOLY FUCKING SH_T! I can't stop laughing!!!

[recordnerd21]

I feel free, I feel light headed...

[acey45]

No josh!! Dont do SNL Its just cheep giggles.

[Mario1223345]

In ur spe-glass

[CelloJello555]

@AlexXAxel not Aussie, just a different type of American

[Emester123]

Make more off these !!!!!!!!!!

[Blu3do0m]

well done on the eye jokes toward the end.1

[AlexXAxel]

wow nice aussie accent

[cabob555]

josh looks like gg allin in this

[wanabeeme123]

that was good!

[theZetoranian]

Best "Hello, my name is..." yet! I love how they react to one another in the interview. SO HILARIOUS!!! :D

[athenacat96]

@living3111 the first one is the series name, like, "Hardly Working," or "Troopers," and the second one is actually saying what the character's name is.

[minichapify]

Sorry? Is that, "Sandwich I'd Like to F*ck"?! Well... I feel a lol would be apropriate...

[JetTripleSeven]

hehe SILF

[lxlsoccababii]

I just want to see eye to eye with these girls, i wanna make sure they see eye to eye with me, and that I dont eyeball a problem. I wanna give all these girls a sense that we are all pupils in this and that their eyes are hanging by a thread. Where's my eyeball?

[NatalieB2112]

This is the best series on college humor in my opinion XD

[atomiclemons]

@jamesInFlamez6 thats what she said

[julingy]

is anyone a big enough shithead that their 'tired' of their facebook profile?

[geero89]

Where's my eye ball?

[johnyisn1]

I really want that SILF T-shirt.

[coolkid9765]

silf-sandwhich i'd like to fuck

[kawiikuchan]

and then i crashed eye first into an oak tree

[smartmoron62]

Pat's, like...hypnotized by the eye when it's swinging around.

[MrPurpleSneakerz]

I love all the eye jokes Josh makes.

[Ch0c0Face]

I was in a really good mood before starting to watch that video and for some reason seeing that "SILF" shirt made me laugh for a good minute. The video hadn't basically even begun yet!

[GoreKayke]

crickets, applesauce, underwear. xDDDDD

[SuperKawaiKitty]

Please JOSH, try out for SNL!! You need to do this!! SNL isn't funny any more, and you're hilarious. I feel like if you worked with them, you might be REALLY successful!! please, look into it!

[NikiHR79]

@SuperKawaiKitty he sent in audition tapes twice. you can see them on Dutch West.

[justinthyer]

There eyes are hanging by a thread.

You mean lives right?

[450ccc]

Were's my eyeball

[norvey2]

these are abit shit

[pmunkyandpals11]

xD He should have done the Australian...

[TheLizGang]

Yes, sandwich, I would like to f***.

[fudgepie23]

"I just wanna see eye to eye with these girls. I wanna make sure that they see eye to eye with me and that I don't eyeball problem...I wanna give these girls a sense that like were all pupils in this-that you know they're eyes are hanging by a thread." LMAO Make more of these!!

[windsoftheoceans]

1:02 "i actually have a program for kids" xD

[DidUJustEatMyCheese]

"My life has been a series of misunfortunate events." i couldnt stop laughing when he said that!!! if you dont get it, read the books or watch the movie

[mageman26]

OMG i need a SILF shirt :P

[RaiderJake26]

I know his eye is very distracting but....is it just me but what is barq dog doing teaching young girls to ride motorcycles? the only way that is revolutionary is what kind of accidents will come from that.

[hofmann161]

"creg gets applesauce underwere empirestate building its alright to be friends with anyone"... "uuuum nothing u said just made sense" lol

[Juni5671]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooool

[soccerdude499]

@Juni5671 seriously u are very unintelligent some would even say retarded

[hankyje117]

Were is my eyeball?

[juliabohemian]

This reminds me of something Master Shake once said. “Is he going to be able to chase us? Because if I woke up looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.”

[EyeInTriangle1]

EPIC SHIRT SILF sandwich i'd like to fuck lol

[slapshot02559]

i caw l the bid down, she came down, landed on my ahm, beat moy eye out ...

[kortneyfoley]

eye first into an oak tree

[MsDoodleLady]

DUDE it was kinda genius of you when he was signing his name and just ONE drop of blood on that table. Subtle humor is the best

[jricarte018]

I crashed Eye first into an oak tree. LMAO! :))

[TheRedDevilTV]

418 people were in a motorcycle accident

[coversareus]

I agree with you guys that josh is SNL material, but look at the state of SNL these days, i feel it might ruin him

[kyoshintama]

SILF! =O

[3t3rn4lassassin]

i don't really know if i see eye to eye with this Barq Dogg guy.

[LipsOfALovelyGirl]

omg that eyeball just made me want to cry the whole time :( lol

[Necrotwilly]

lost it at "eye first into an oak-tree".

[zelastjoker]

hannah rocks!!!!!!!!!!

[GreggerFilms]

omg the reveal is always the funniest part hahaha

[KendraSaysRaawr]

they should do an emo makeover :D

[azn4life13]

the best one is donna higby. go watch it

[TheBiggBoyyss]

@azn4life13 WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!

[Vanguard41xx]

Does his shirt really say Silf!

[MissQuickScope]

Crickets,applesauce,underwear,­empire state building its alright to be friends with anyone. LOLWHAT!! XD!

[JosephBr0seph]

OI CALLED THE BEAR DOWN, SHE CAME DOWN, LANDED ON MY AHM, CLOWED MY OIYE OUT

[deciple3]

thats no silf but hey, maybe im too picky

[WolfRage324]

Is it possible for bark dog to get some eye cold lemonade?

[JezzaFromAUS]

hehe so much pun! D:

[BlackvvvFist]

hannah is cute

[pyliuxas123]

HIS BEARD IS LITHUANIAS FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAA

[lilmehtz69]

2:55 "Eye didn't know what Eye was doing" !!!

[zimmiewoot]

"wheres my eyeball?"

[itookurpoptart]

Where's my eye bawl?

[joesmackidy]

lol... S.I.L.F. shirt

[rjconnolly64]

The puns were hilarious.

[BlackvvvFist]

@rjconnolly64 you could tell patrick was trying not to laugh lol

[Squishy876]

"I crashed eye first into an oak tree"

[TimmysDadTribute]

@houismorpheus 2 videos is not a shit ton.

[Girliciiiious]

XD

shhhiiitt haven't laughed that hard in months!

"my eye is a little dry"..

[yourboykarp]

his shift said sandwich i'd like to fuck hahaha

[Skimn4life]

I like this lil series but honsetly his voice pretty much sounds the same on all of them, there is a little bit of a seperation, just slight changes, I mean when he looks in the mirror and is creating his character, on all of them, he has some great voices, then it comes time for the interview and it sounds almost exactly like his real voice.

[ediblemedal]

I wish I was his star pupil...OH snap! pun! :O

[jokeman1212]

how do u crash eye first in a oak tree

[bruddadm]

he should have done the Australian character.

[stuwe3000]

i crashed eye first in2 a oak tree LOL... knw dat was funny 

[yourboykarp]

And then i crashed eye first into an oak tree- hahahahahahahaha

[ThePurpleDragoness]

Dammit! I won’t be old enough to join his community outreach program till April, and I really wanna know how to ride a motorcycle!!!

[Chinaguy100]

i love this series!

[Lionheart582]

I love pats shirt...

[bddblade]

Lmfao.

[dcgh010]

lmfao this is the best one ever

[mdebella10]

All rapes begin at the shoulders!

[10WhiteWolf10]

XD Pats shirt said "SILF" SADWICH I'D LIKE TO FUCK XD

[tobbaias]

If the interview gets too boring, press 2 to laugh your ass off

[berserker567]

That interview was a real eye opener.

[MrElvy88]

@berserker567 Good pun (:

[JamesInFlamez6]

oh my god i almost died when he licked it

[Girliciiiious]

@JamesInFlamez6

hahah :D same man

[amberangeltears]

@JamesInFlamez6  thats what she said XD

[jcoamman]

"Where's my eyeball?" hahahahaha!

[theonlycmurph]

when he said "my life has been a series of unfortunate events.." was he referring to the book series with the creepy guy who is upsessed with eyeballs?

[me1234569gan]

"I crashed eye first into an oak tree"

[MrFuzziiWuzzii]

towards the end of the video, go STRAIGHT back to 0:42

[konradharla]

cut the introduction and character practice out =[

[SwizzYtp]

@konradharla are you kidding? the character practice is as funny as the interview

[konradharla]

@SwizzYtp perhaps you're right but i like BIG surprises!

[ragnarokhead19000]

SILF...genius

[n4d1a]

i couldnt stop laughing when he said "their eyes are hanging by a thread"

[AbsolutVodkaCitronRE]

He need to keep his eye out.

[libby468]

nothing u just said made sence......

[a7xfan224]

Notice how in the title that dog is spelled "dogg" but on his nametag, he writes "dog"

[some5672]

Good job they didn't laugh. 

[pattso92]

he didnt say to keep your eyes on the prize! :(

[AEMoreira81]

Great episode...but that eye is DAMN scary!

[soccoboy28]

lmao SILF

[kaseysworld]

The beah came down, landed on me awm

[AAWPaintball]

"Where is my eyeball" cracks me up everytime.

[DanoCoo1]

their eyes are hanging by a threat ....their lives are hanging by a threat ...lmfaoo!! :P

[goetzitdone1]

turn on subtitles its hilarious

[xM0RR1SxM4Nx]

weres my eyeball?

[mintmmj]

*Pukes*

[drag600]

Oh puns. This episode was really funny

[geddry13]

eyes are really made of goo,and they dont make glass hitting glass sounds when drinkning water

[ATKBEATS]

lol

[InfiniteGrenades]

hey! president palmer just told me how to save money on my car insurance before the video/1!! omfg

[BOYXXY]

"I feel like it's very necessary and important as is my message: crickets, apple sauce, underwear, Empire State Building. It's alright to be friends with anyone." - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[thebrosinglis]

oh its a little tender best line out of all

[misteromietee]

SILF ftw!

[JesselaPotter]

Number 2,382

[lordofthe619]

@JesselaPotter i agree

[JesselaPotter]

@lordofthe619 really ? lol

[lordofthe619]

@JesselaPotter you made your point clear

[JesselaPotter]

@lordofthe619 Hahaha ! LOL

Yeah , I really try to express myself as clearly as I can ! XD

[lordofthe619]

@JesselaPotter XDDD

[ARTHURmofo]

KKK

[lordofthe619]

@ARTHURmofo Kfc Kfc Kfc...? u sure love chicken black boy

[ARTHURmofo]

@lordofthe619 im fuken white dumbass and 619 wow u still like wresteling wow FAG

[lordofthe619]

@ARTHURmofo haha stfu u little keyboard warrior, i liked wrestling when i created this acc and that was a long time ago and who the fuck are u to judge me?

[dannybighair]

How can so many people dislike this? It's so very funny.

[wubbyster92]

WHAT THE HELL IS A SILF XD!?!!?1

[skater1070]

@wubbyster92 SANDWICH I"D LIKE TO F***!

[dragons107]

notice his shirt..."SILF" LOL

[P3PTALK]

Keep pressing 2. :D

[MsSarcasticAss]

Crashed Eye 1st into an oak tree.. 2:00 LOL

[bwehbla]

hanahh is hot lol

[eisel1313]

Jesus they both did such a good job!

[TheWaffleOfTime13]

laughed so hard at the end ''..wheres my eye ball...''

[stilton60]

He was trying so hard to get that eye to fly off. Damn thing's connected to his face with glue or something.

[ilavayou2lolipop]

LMFAO

and then i crashed.. eye first into an oak tree.

[112namrepus]

ⒷⒶⓁⓁⓈ Ⓣeabag ⓎⓄⓊ

[HappyThizzer]

LMAO!

[jg76aries]

"see eye-to-eye" hahahahahaha!!! I laughed SOOOO hard!!!!

[Kollynator]

the beard destroyed it -.-

[manthisisboring]

Where is my eye ball?

[1PrEtTy4BaBe3]

watch the overpaid actors do anything this awesome!!! lol

[JesselaPotter]

I just couldn't stop watching that eye ball LMAO !!!!!!

[JesselaPotter]

The more I watch it the more I laugh !

[JesselaPotter]

" I actually have a program for kids " LOL

[garygary45100]

You guys are gay



[sage100698]

LMAO

[666tReaper]

lol!

[Kerkerseelenfresser]

Several bad puns later... ^^

[wanreaper]

in soviet russia:you to balls ....

[1Airsoftsniper]

ADS!......GO.... AWAY!!!!!