45. The MMA Analyst Presents: MY AFFLICTION

[Edisonstar23]

Damn man, its being over a year!!! I actually used this tutorial given by this video lol

when I went to UFC 111, where I purchased a nose bleeding seats haha and end up on the floor and took pics with GSP right after his fight!!! It was awesome...

[KDAWGx7777777]

Affliction 2 ...its important!

[ilovesilvia69]

i seriously have done this every time iv' been in a stadium PERIOD weather it be concerts, lacrosse games etc.

[lilhotboy247]

Could you post up that Ron Jeremy - "MMA It's Important..." vid. ? ? ? HaHa... I would love to see that. That might actually be better than all the fighter's saying it even.

[doliveij]

I'll post it. No doubt.

lol

I found it.

[wpiner88]

Awsome video, nice work getting up to the ring and getting em to say your catchphrase :D

[SalvIsWin]

One thing you didn't really address in your video; I am assuming there wasn't numbered seats? How do you sit down somewhere without taking another persons legitimate spot.

It would be awful if you were all setup in your seat, and some guy rolls up and says that's his spot. What do you do? Move on over a seat? What if that guy shows up? Other then that, great vid!

[doliveij]

Yeah, if a guy shows up, you move to the closest seat. Easy fix. No problem. But the thing is, most of the time, they arent sitting in their seat either. So, they just sit beside you.

We we the only 2 people at the start of the night in our row. By the main event, it was packed and we never moved once.

Lucky, or something else.

but if it's a sold out UFC, finding a seat will be a lot tougher.

But even then, most "sold out" events aren't really sold out.

[SalvIsWin]

Alright, thanks for the response!

Great vid. btw!

[jagc3ve]

Man and people call Machida ''elusive'', ''hard to catch'', well they sure never have seen you in action. 5 stars on this tutorial / how i did it video.

[shtfuk666]

Tito is the best commentator in the world..."Let me tell ya how you feelin right now?1?

[tatertots00]

do you ever talk to jeremy(the dude who created the account and gave it to u)?

[giresun27]

Wat a awsome story men

Reaper says your awsome bro

real OG

[doliveij]

lol

Is that you Nacho?

[yng00buck]

YOU ROCK

[LkaiserSdrysdale]

This is my first time watching this guy. My boy is like watchi this mma analyst cat hes aight...I watch enough MMA and I see enough horrible annalysts, and enough bad commentators...WHY IS THIS CAT NOT GETTING PAID TO DO THIS!!!!

[doliveij]

Appreciate it, man.

I really do.

9-8

[romvladiv]

Funny thing, Karsten. There was a video on youtube where Alexander Emelianenko visited Andrei in his locker room after his fight with Rothwell. He was actually criticizing Andrei for dropping his hands during the fight. It now comes to haunt him ... If he remembers of course.

[doliveij]

Just saw that. It was a trip. Andre almost ignored it too.

Interesting.

[VicDienekes]

genius.

[ughstupid]

I knew I saw you! When they had a closeup of Fedor between the bearded guy and the dude in the questionable blue get-up I was like "YO IT'S THE MMA ANALYST".

I'm not hating but I think you could've did a way better job than Tito with the ring interviews. Listening to him was kinda painful hah.

Thanks for the great video, again.

[doliveij]

lol

Damn. I didn't even see me there. I saw after the cancer voice guy was talking. Fedor is against the ropes and I am clear as day behind him. But that's an eagle eye there. lol

Good catch.

I heard Tito on the broadcast.

Not too good at all.

[originalsky]

Dosen't the "cancer voice guy" fake his voice make his skinny ass sound like one of those huge wrestling guys. Either way, his voice annoys the heck out of me.

[doliveij]

Scott Ferrell. He's a radio personality.

WHo would want to listen to that voice on the radio?

He was also the voice of the YAMMA. So, why would AFFLICTION want anything that had anything to do with YAMMA.

lol

The worst!

[bjacobi06]

Wow I just finished the vid. GREAT FOOTAGE! Guys we gotta start funding. Send 'The Analyst' to more events!

[bjacobi06]

+1 if you can make a good Metal Gear Solid reference in your next video

[den19852]

Question: When you and your wife find an empty seat...how do you know if the original purchaser will show up?

[doliveij]

We didn't. Actually, our entire row ended up filled with no spaces. But if someone woulda came, we woulda just moved. And if worse came to worse, we still had tickets.

But this is something that a LOT of people do. Especially when there are 2,000 empty seats. Everyone moves closer and the empty seats are high up.

If this was a sold out show, different story all together.

[AKOthePERSIANkiller]

come on loosers dont talk about lucky punch !!!

FEDOR won almost he,s fights by submission or

K.O , 29 times ,so what the fuck are you all

talking about?lucky?haha he beat guys tall

like hong or tim silvia he beat good wrestlers

like kevin rendleman or colman,he beats ufc

former champions,he beats brazilian

submision fighters,,

FEDOR is THE REAL TERMINATOR

he is DANA WHITE & UFC NIGHTMARE

[Maccrack2]

Awesome video man, you had me laughing a few times.

5 stars no doubt.

[CanadasMostWanted]

Great Video, Sounds like you had a great time. Sweet abby shirt btw.

[evilbunz]

DUDE you shouldn't have gone to get your camera... Mousasi was talking pictures with Fedor so was Yamamoto.

But damn nice job exposing these people. Keep it up.

[doliveij]

Believe me. It is my only regret from the show. Yamamoto is one of my fav fighters and that woulda been sweet.

[G4MER04]

It would have been even better if you got in the ring and pretented you were a part Fedors entourage and posed for pics lol

[mmafanatic90]

yea really that would be sweet

[doliveij]

I tried. I stepped into the ring 2 times and was immediately told to get out. lol. I wanted to be the dood in the pic and later they'd all be like "who was that?"

lol

I did try

[NeptraK]

Great job ninja'ing the event!

Hopefully in the future you'll get sponsored so you won't have to Solid Snake your way in again.

5 Shuriken

[doliveij]

Metal Gear! lol

[LimpLoser]

You dont profit if others lose! you stupid cunt.

[doliveij]

Tom?

[wposcmnie]

Yo I reported your ass to the police man. You will be able to practice some mma for free...in jail. just kidding

[threeblue]

EPIC.

[cdubb3]

Lol, what up black great video and stop giving out the codes lol  .

[doliveij]

The top secret ones are still protected.

[Eigh8Thechosenone]

All I can say is...."IMPRESSIVE VIDEO!" But all I could say when i seen you ring side on PPV was "HOLY SHII!!! IT'S THE MMA ANALYST!!! lol!

[Trigunflame]

Here's Karsten (MMA Analyst) @ Affliction just behind the ropes; captured from the PPV.

Grats.

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[JediTrekie311]

cool video. It was funny and filled with good tips that I know I'm going to use. Dude you saw a lot of mma stars wow.If I was in the ring near Fedor I would have been that dude like yo Fedor and I would have gotten bagged lol .

[piltv]

This is a cool video. Dont usuallly post comments - Do you think this would work in the UK?

[doliveij]

It works wherever sand whenever humans are involved.

:)

[footballfan533]

funny ass video

[philiphazzard]

what an absolutely brilliant video can see you had the best time and your trickery to get to the stars is the stuff of legend

[tjmcrib]

Fine work, I could never do what you did, I would be giggling like a school girl, they would bust me for sure.

[elmatador404]

Some of your videos are real gems, and this is one of them. You can be hilarious, and you've got a certain kind of wisdom too.

[Roberiddle]

Im glad the mma fans booed oscar,im more of a boxing fan but good cuz his ass is disgraceful!

[elheadkickio]

I hope Jardine knows his next fight is only for letting Rampage practice his moves on him. And Wamma is right about having the #1 HW, but if it were LHW or WW, it would be bullshit. Great vid.

[mmafixation13]

This vid is classic. You should try these tactics at a ufc event.

[hattrickhockey17]

lol Karsten you are the man. A possible revenue oppourtunity exists by doing seminars on this lmao. None the less this was a great event.

[doliveij]

Hmmm... Seminars ... hmmm??

lol

[hattrickhockey17]

And just so you know, your impression of reaching for Fedor, was hilarious. I watched this video again, just cause of how funny it was, and that impression is hilarious, specially with the last line "...I didn't think that was necessary."

[tkflex]

WOW!

[eagleye11]

lmao eh man i thought that was you on the PPV wow thats the shit man

[IryokuNWA]

holy shit I love you hahah

[rrangel81]

Much props man, I did the same for a Rolling Stones and a Metallica and WWE stuff.

[doliveij]

Good work. There's only one way to go to shows!

There was a guy who would crash all the music events. I noticed him on stage at the Grammy's, MTV awards, etc. He was ON STAGE with Snoop and others and people were always like "wtf."

Howard Stern had him on his show after like the 10th time and dude started a website about being a professional crasher. It was hilarious. I dunno what happened to him but he was a legend!

[rrangel81]

Yeah, I saw some of his stuff too. Concerts are easy to get into. At a Pantera and White Zombie concert 5 of us went 2 bought floor seats and we got nose bleeds. So, when floor people went they were given wrist bands. So my friends could slide the off and one would go get another and so on and so on.

[neggbird]

The course of my life is forever altered. after this video. I'll need to wait a few more years though, I'm only 21 and I look out of place at any and all "official" type events.

[doliveij]

lol

Start now. I learned at the young age of 17. Practice at movie theaters and any lines you don't want to wait in. Clubs, etc.

lol

But you can't be an ass at any time. That's the thing about this style, it has to be a win win for everybody. Nobody can be upset during the process of your mission.

:)

[rrangel81]

Movie theartes are easy I thought this trick to my 17 year old. You guys that cannot see R's listen up. Get a ticket to something else buy a big bag of popcorn and a large soda perfer the biggest they have. Go on opening weekend when there is a line. they will be so crowded they won't even bother to see your ticket. Also, save your old tickets and use them again when the tickettaker is up at the front. Just say you left a movie and you have to use the restroom, works all the time.

[W1D0W187]

Major props bro, and good advice. Oh and let's hope Jardine get's layed out again.

[crood1]

Yo i seen u standing by the ring after the Fedor fight on the PPV.. U got some camera time, good job.

[canlasisking]

lmao i think you meant jason statham

[doliveij]

lol

I did. It sounded wrong in my head.

lol

Jon Statham. lol

[rrangel81]

maybe next time you'll see Jason Stamos

[therichrules]

Timmy!!! Great vid! You are lucky to see the man Fedor in action. I will soon

[dcdil]

thats jardine didnt do that he will ktfo by rampage and i did when wec came to sacremento i met faber and jens

[ateamga]

Awesome video! But it's disappointing to know people feel Brock is as legitimate as Fedor! Hang in the UFC?? What? Huh?

[rrangel81]

Brock is legit, did you forget he was one of the most dominant amatue wrestlers of all time.

[ateamga]

Oh I know he was very dominant. I think his record was 105-5 or something ridiculous like that. Yeah of course Brock is a legit MMA fighter. I won't deny that. I'm just saying in the sport of MMA he is not as good as Fedor. I also believe he should fight more before fighting Fedor.

[rrangel81]

OK, now I see what you are saying. Also, he has picked up MMA very quickly, and with each fight looks better and better. I see these 2 going at end of this year begginning of next. I mean evan at the press confrence Fedor said that fight has a high chance of happening. Who would most people rather see Brock vs Fedor or Barnett vs Fedor? Also, I think Mir well not beat Brock this time.

[mmafanatic90]

That must have been awesome to be there

[themondoshow]

yes, first comment