Jesus Walks on Water Prank

[kakanutz1981]

Black Lady: Shit!!! He's here. What do I do??...what do I do, I've been smoking weed today. Maybe if I just kiss the little boy on the forehead...yeah, that will get me to heaven

[ErikheidWoW]

i cant stop laughing on that first comment

[BigKen4eva]

Fat Jesus, up here. now.

[nintendokillsOoO]

the black lady was sucking up just in case it was Jesus lol

[csmccarty]

i love how they dont see him til he's 5 feet away...

[TheLegendOfRandy]

My God I was wrong, and here I thought the concept of White Jesus was ludicrous... Well, can't argue with obvious, blatant magic like this. I've converted. lol

[Musicaldramaq]

That Jesus I soooo creepy.

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

Jesus totally should have knifed the ball.

[tiger1990aj]

must. stop. clicking....

[ICExCOLDx9485]

hmm.. i wonder what tebow would do..

[gummibearzgrl99]

@ICExCOLDx9485 haha! :D

[geobiochem]

Omg lol I just got it. He's that fat idiot christians worship, right?

[gummibearzgrl99]

@geobiochem are you an athiest or something?:/

[ps3gamerful]

jesus is not fat,fucking atheists

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@ps3gamerful fucking christians

[65465468]

@ps3gamerful sure he was not ! not eating for Several week in the desert cant make someone fat :P and this video is a prank .. if you cant take a joke get a life

[SOEINEGAUDI]

omg... is it real or fake ? XD

[drumking5197]

@SOEINEGAUDI its real



[65465468]

@SOEINEGAUDI Fake .. He is walking on a Transparent platform like plexiglass and The color of the water and the reflection is hiding it but from an other angle you can see it perfectly that's why there is a ball at a certain area .. he cant see it and its look a bit deeper than what i seen in other trick so the water is hiding it better .. the water isn't really clean . That make the illusion of someone walking on the water :P

[Skywalker327]

@65465468 Well it's a good thing he is white or else instead of plexi glass it would have been the HOT COALS OF HELL!!

[65465468]

@Skywalker327 Wtf ?

[SOEINEGAUDI]

jesus got fat

[motoronly4fun]

why does jesus walks on the water?

because he can´t afford a boat

[65465468]

@motoronly4fun :D ahahaha!

[xdefault101x]

whats the music on the background?

[vipersniper001]

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[Stevo935]

Why the hell does the last lady kiss the kid?

[Floralsprinklytop]

Dude: Hey, heres how we get the ball back...

Jesus: *Walking towards*

Kid: Hey look, its Jesus!

Dude: *Sees* Wait...WHAT.?

Jesus: Yep, its me, the messiah, I has cometh to rescueth thy ball

Dude: *Thinking* Dude, you CANNOT be kidding me. Thats it, he's here to take me to hell, I already screwed up big times

[SportmanCrew]

@csgtfaught. Actually we would experiment by pushing him with the stick, and if he puts up some Morgan Freeman shit by not drowning, then I would be like WTF and made an appointmen in hell, LOL.

[SlipFoldSevenknot]

I think he's using like stilts or blocks of wood tied to the bottom of his shoes? Because, if you notice, he never actually lifts up his feet while walking like you or i do.. He sorta just slides them along :)

[sant1to]

& The chick was like "Shit.. he came back & I fucked up big time already."

[sant1to]

Lmfao @ the mans face

[LiefyTree]

Adult "You see him too...right."

Kid "Whatever do you mean?"

[xciircuitx]

jesuc ant walk in the water th is fake

[sourchocolatejuice3]

@xciircuitx you dont say?

[BlackRainbow156]

@ csgtfaught

Hah im athiest xD

[csgtfaught]

an atheist would be like wtf

[65465468]

@csgtfaught No! I laughed out loud :P ... i just want to Walk on the Transparent table hidden by the reflect of the water :P and tell him to buy new clothe :D

[fbcisco33]

Hey Jesus you forgot about fasting huh...

[carollsm]

@MrPiggy522 Jesus never was and never will be the reason I'm living.

_______

GOD(YHWH) is the only reason I am living (I'm jewess).

______

By the way: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

Answer: You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

_____________

"No one should try to convert anyone; Full stop."

And I agree with SERENIDITE.

[65465468]

@carollsm The reason i am Living is because my father fuck my mother and then i was born few month later :P

[iarcheese]

i used to walk on water....then i took an arrow to the knee

[girlcrazy31094]

Dude Jesus...you put on some weight

[LordDrakull2]

I would throw it at him!!

[Lehahliah]

hahaha thats so good !

[MrPiggy522]

Hey u shouldn't even make fun of Jesus he's the reason we r living

[serenidite]

@MrPiggy522 you are the epitome of idiocy. Please don't have children

[NLSniperFi]

@serenidite haha the only good awnser

[ninjavariation]

@MrPiggy522 mine too.:) and yes, they shouldn't.

[65465468]

@MrPiggy522 XD aahaha plz dont say things like that in public :P

[taylortype]

thats some fat aass Jesus lmfao

[brittanybalb0a]

i don't undertand..............

[dovahkiinxxl]

OMG is jesus christ

[wahcenta]

There's an unrealistic amount of balls going into that pond.

[TheFamilySlitheen]

Why the fuck is Jesus wearing a crucifix. If he'd been knocked over by a car would the Christian world be wearing little chains with a car on the end.

[Trolovski]

I am offensive and I find this Christian.

[HolmlundSWE]

@Trolovski That comment made my day, thanks man :P

[iRetox1]

@Trolovski Cool story bro.

[4EverCanela]

@Trolovski u said it backwards

[Trolovski]

@4EverCanela

Thank you Captain Obvious.

[Jinglepify]

this Jesus is um has beer belly lol

[whoareu556]

jesus can walk on water, chuck noris can swim on land. lol. oh, tht was already posted, opps, im really sorry.

[SuperPikachu93]

thanks jesus no problem bro

[IrresistiblyBetter]

This isn't a prank.They are all actors with nobody being pranked. If not then they're fucking morons

[Trip3331]

praise the lord !!!!

[JapaneseMojo]

thats so disrespectful to make Jesus look 4 months preganite

[GunsAndTheBeast]

Jesus needs to lose some weight

[fhab525]

people worship jesus, but think about it a dude walking on water would creep me tha fuck out. 

[amourslave]

i want sam to die

[ommot1029]

haha



[Shrimpinator97]

i would laugh so hard if one of those people was an atheist XD

[ITpro91]

Of course the black lady took it as a sign lmfao

[craziestatom]

miracle!

[masmajid1]

nice....

[lacosa73]

It would be more believable if he is wearing the the barca jersey with "Messi" letters on the back!!!!!

[pigboy32]

lol

[lolthtg]

why is jesus that fat?

[raflmaster32]

@lolthtg jews don't do sit ups

[semipro1100]

Hmm Jesus doesn't look this fat from the pictures....

[ntipouan]

@semipro1100 Well its called marketing you know :P

[bigbattles]

Jesus should not be wearing a cross!

[christianmelgarejo]

@bigbattles he was wearing one on the way to golgota #badumtss

[Riley5Sully]

@bigbattles wait what do u mean?

[bigbattles]

@Riley5Sully well he was not ment to go that direction. The first christians never used the cross. Its somthing that came leater on. Plus as someone said it's like Marie Antionette wearing a guillotine.

[xdawpax]

@bigbattles the cross should be wearing him!

[bryoneill11]

@xdawpax I like to get lost in this weird part of youtube sometimes just for comment like this

[nikdraven]

Why would Jesus wear a crucifix? That's like Marie Antionette wearing a guillotine. Just seems wrong and cruel.

[dirkadirkabro]

@nikdraven haha. thats a good point

[ranessabutterfly]

@missy123456789 is right thts y jesus did not go all the way up to the sides he stayed in one place huh never thought about tht ur smart :D

[Potterhead2082001]

click on vid....ERROR

Me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK­KKKKK

[wadephillips2]

Chuck Norris doesnt swim anywhere, the waters and land part for him.

Chuck Norris doesnt walk the world moves for him



[TheAspire23]

@ Takrezz lol

[Takrezz]

Jesus can walks on water

Chuck Norris can swim on land

[darysmer]

@Takrezz Jesus can walk on water

Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

[GodOfTheInternets]

@darysmer

Boo!

[ArjayBlogs]

@Takrezz i can swim "on" land? its called crawling? I think swimming through land would be tougher.

[TownsendV228]

@ArjayBlogs You don't understand the Chuck Norris jokes -.-

[AdolfHitlerGaming]

@Takrezz chuck norris can spell walk right

[CompanionN00b]

Damn Jesus! You really let yourself go...

[Ouyouyozzy6235]

Dimebag is that you : O

[botterjaze]

fat jesus rulez!!!!!!

[missy1234569]

How does he do that. And for you idiots out there who think tgis is actually jesus, get a life!!

[daberko120ch]

@missy1234569 If you notice, throughout the video the ball never moves, it's in a fixed position, unlike how it would normaly move around and spin on the water. It's also floating a bit too high. So their must be a raised platform at the center of the pond but gets deeper around the sides, using a stick to try to hit it will make one soon realize that the water is shallow enough to walk on. So I'm guessing the bottom of the pond is very shallow at that area and "jesus" uses this.

[slava1000000]

beer jesus

[sodapop554]

I would've yelled dodge ball then chucked it back at him so he'd actually fall in the water lol!

[Epicangelt25]

didnt know jesus was that fat >_>

[gummibearzgrl99]

to all you athiests out there, this is proof! :) i'm catholic

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@gummibearzgrl99 this is proof that jesus is only a normal man that died and didnt wal on water or ressucitaed

[gummibearzgrl99]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 Are you an athiest or jewish or something?:/

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@gummibearzgrl99 of course i am atheist, why not?

[dudeasho]

haha



[MrNeoncity]

Hey! Look it's Jesus doing his routine walk.

[linkman47able]

dang Jesus been putting on a few pounds

[gummibearzgrl99]

@linkman47able Ha! :D

[cheesepuff824]

@bonehead0816 get owned

[AggTheMag]

how does a person who desliked it think? '' he is walking on water ...that's demon's work only jesus walk on water , he is the ANTICHRIST''!!!!!!!!!!!

[Khornedevotee]

@AggTheMag: Unless God blesses one to be able to walk on water :).

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@Khornedevotee but he doesnt exist

[mynameisveryconfused]

1:30 was awesome she was like boy it's a miracle xDD

[stanleydonato]

not funny at all

[Synyster835]

DimeBag Christ

[NexusARC]

Who knew Jesus was fat....or real for that matter.

[TheMadison011]

@TheKcyankees why thank you

[IiIDionisisIiI]

jesus wasn't fat lol!

[TheMadison011]

@Crysis2pro stupid european thinking we r gonna be offended by that and how do you know these are Americans

[TheKcyankees]

@TheMadison011 you deserve the sticking up to a euro award of awesomeness

[MrCodFx]

Stop downloading vids, This is from justforlaughstv.. dick

[grubitsch]

veni

[XStealth95]

1:33 FK YEAH xD

[spreadingword]

Jesus so fat

[Crysis2pro]

stupid americans thinking this is real

[fck2342]

Still wondering why religious people who get offended by everything watch these things. Especially this one, this one is done tastefully. A wise man once said "As soon as you can't joke or criticize a subject and especially when the ones involved are being secretively, it becomes a dangerous situation"

[TheRollinguitar]

It would be funnier if at first he was like a good Jesus and then he raged and kicks the ball with a hard ass shot xD

[PouresMaggie]

- So how was your day?

- Fucking boss is having me work through the weekend again... Yours?

- Not much, played catch with Jesus.

[Cab0cl0]

Buddy Jesus lol.

[xMACC4Realx]

@ 666nonbeliver your a DEMON!

[xMACC4Realx]

That's very rude to Catholics like me:(

[fuglereric]

@xMACC4Realx oh fuck off it's a joke

[fuckit463]

@xMACC4Realx Do you think anyone cares? Go fuck yourself you catholic bitch.

[xMACC4Realx]

@fuckit463 Sorry i cant fuck my self its too hard but you can fuck your your whole family and ancestors!BIATCH!!!AND GET A LIFE YOU DICK WAD!!!

[zeterross]

this is nothing, Chuck norris can swim on land

[SuperEvilboi]

@zeterross :D

[danijeltomicPFC]

burn in hell...

[sustainable2012]

Jesus needs to put away the cheese itz

[sustainable2012]

Jesus needs to put away the cheez its

[rolflukario]

It's a Dimebag Darrell Jesus xD

[cosailslover]

@rolflukario no one gives a fuck about jesus

[jcjr87]

@cosailslover Hey dumbass...don't pretend to speak for anyone but yourself.

[cosailslover]

@jcjr87 hey faggot i can do what ever tthe fuck i want....free will motherfucker

[micksquizzy]

i love jesus, don't you guys? :)

[MotionInMotion1975]

@micksquizzy No, I dont.

[rasebarex]

OMG Jesus lives!!!!!!

[Superfrokid]

Lol, I'd have ran out there and punched Jesus. Then be all "OH WHAT NOW JESUS?! OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

[Saladino1983]

Funny stuff with elaborated trick, get a life religious fanatics.

[Cordellchen]

Just jesus feet did not get wet ....

[Oudl3000]

Now go ahead and come uo with an Allah based prank... good luck

[goonodeath]

Haha this shit is funny I'd lol if I saw this.

[levierdragon]

This scenario is very unrealistic because the ball should be floating, thereby the ball should be moving across the surface of the water. Because when the stick hits the water it would generate ripples which will push the ball to the opposite side of the pond. Unlike concrete, water is not a stable substance, when an external force is acted on it, the shape of water will change. Seems like neither the directors, producers nor the people around the pond knew anything about simple physics. Sad.

[zacho6661]

hey i Jesus you may have heard of me

[emogothica163]

...wow...lmfao

[darius7435]

I know how to do it

[CHCHuser]

Jesus is slowly turning into Santa Claus.

[Lauraisthinking]

0:49 omfg, that face is shit scary!

[rycka1983]

I actualy hate this shows, as they are probably staged, and overreacted, bu this one is good just because of the idea and of course, those who created it are brave neough to confront religous believes.

[15Ellimist]

Ned Flandeards has 137 Youtube accounts.

[theone225]

Does anyone know the name of this gospel hymn?

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

Hahaha, Just look at the dad's face! It just screams, "Son, back away from the pedobear..".

[tinkerbell6245]

the man LOOKED confused is it really him, finilly i have seen jesus hahahahha

[ILLLLoveTrance]

BOSS.

[xcrapheadx]

at least this jesus is helpful getting the ball instead of sleeping or getting a foot rub by a hooker

[Jen9109]

Blaspheme

[OmegaChosen0]

I read the comments

My thoughts

LOL RELIGION!

[CrAcKeRsNbEaNs]

Thats offensive somehow..



[ernestgarza211]

@CrAcKeRsNbEaNs im christian and not ofended