There's actually a point in the ending of Dragon Warrior 1 where the final boss offers to allow you to team up with him and if you agree you get a game break like what you thought happened with Arthur. Pretty funny that the game that originated the "But thou must" situation also had a point that was pretty much the exact opposite of it.
King Arthur does not fuck around. You tell him no, he says "Screw you then traveler from the future." King Arthur has no time for cowards and uppity player who'll pick the wrong answer on purpose.
Dracula busy getting whipped to death by someone else? Nonsense! There has never been a successful series of games in which most of the time Dracula is felled by a whip XD
I can tell you right off the bat that The Guardian Legend was LPed. So has Ducktales. The others, well, some of them I will never ever play. Others, I gave some serious thought to LPing. We'll see. The next game I LP isn't on this list though.
Pearl Jam? PEARL JAM!? That sir, is an insult to teenagers that are cool like me that listen to far more awesome things... guh Pearl Jam... I'm with that one knight though, I could really go for a sandwich.
The first time I played this game I said no, because I hadn't talked to everyone yet and feared I'd be catapulted into the next dungeon without hearing whatever crap they had to say. I was three, so that was a bit of a scare.
Made me think of when you tried to say no to the dolphin. What if you could & you went all the way through the game just to drown in the end because you couldn't bother to open your big heart to the helpless mammal? That'd be a karate kick in the pants.
LMFAO! Anybody ever play the orig. Dragon Warrior, and tell the Dragon Lord in the last level that you will fight on his side ? I thought this was going to be a similar situation for a moment.....
Sir Spineless The Cowardly. Certainly a douchebag he is. At least King Arthur sorta looks nice. Acually, imagine Mike's Resume.
"Lets see here, it says you went back to the past and delivered a pizza to Cleopatra, Fought for King Arthur, and helped out Sherlock Holmes? Yes.. Hm... Step through those doors Mike, nice men are waiting for you to bring you to your new home!"
Finally, a game where saying "no" actually brings about some sort of consequences...well at least untill King Arthur forgets who you are. NPC's are well known for having extremely short memories.
Way to run your mouth, Mike. Just because you've been goin' around, messin' with time due to your denim courage, that doesn't give you the right to mouth off!
So I've heard about a major plot twist in this game. If it's gonna be that Mike returns to a future that's messed up because of him, I'm just going to sigh and move on.
There's actually a point in the ending of Dragon Warrior 1 where the final boss offers to allow you to team up with him and if you agree you get a game break like what you thought happened with Arthur. Pretty funny that the game that originated the "But thou must" situation also had a point that was pretty much the exact opposite of it.
Untheoretical 1 year ago
Thought the Tetrad was a pill.
7863467 2 years ago
What, no "But thou must"?
SchlossRitter 2 years ago
Hey DC, would it be great that when you say "yes" to King Arthur, he actually gives you a crossbow instead of a katana?
obnoxiousoboe77 2 years ago
Welcome to Colalot, Mike!
Tyrannohamstersaurus 2 years ago 3
What happened to Soda/Zoda-Y's fabled petrifying breath that leonardo warned you about in part 11?
TenchiUK 2 years ago
HAHA! Thats Karma DC!
AndrewRedroad 2 years ago
Ods bodkins... Ods bodkins... Don't know what that means! Gadzooks... Gadzooks... You're all such crazy kooky kooks!
TheShinyShoe 3 years ago
King Arthur does not fuck around. You tell him no, he says "Screw you then traveler from the future." King Arthur has no time for cowards and uppity player who'll pick the wrong answer on purpose.
gryffinp 3 years ago 6
Since when did Lancelot have a moustache?
Bladedlightning 3 years ago
Well, at least Konami didn't let Mike meet Simon Belmont.
wceagle4life 3 years ago 14
"Mike, what are you doing? You've changed the future!"
Introbulus 3 years ago
Actually, that would've been awesome
Forzatoadv 3 years ago
Is that Zoda supposed to be a vampire?
Zurqoxn 3 years ago
WTF? Is King Arthur also REAL? And Lancelot? Damn, I really don't know anything about history... I thought that they we're just legends...
:(
ViceCommando 3 years ago
Well, both of them WERE real people.
Just nothing like in the legends.
TheShinyShoe 3 years ago
You don't fuck with King Arthur.
That's Camelot, bitch.
TubularDave 3 years ago 33
lol - loved the random allusion to Thomas Hobbes at 1:25
scientistsdub 3 years ago 3
Yeah, Arthur has decided to give you a break and forget your tomfoolery...
And don't call me Shirley.
GullGet9 3 years ago 6
Ultraman called, he wants his Monster Of The Week back.
furbearingbrick 3 years ago 6
Dracula busy getting whipped to death by someone else? Nonsense! There has never been a successful series of games in which most of the time Dracula is felled by a whip XD
ClaudiusD 3 years ago 8
Vlad Tepes is up to his ass in belmonts. He doesn't have time for some kid.
Actizn 3 years ago 25
I am Arthur, King of the Britons!... lmao Monty Python reference in game
thissolemnvow 3 years ago 11
Cool list, boy and his blob was a weird game. here are a few of my favorites.
Snake Rattle n Roll
Metal Storm
Little Nemo dream master
lothrazar 4 years ago
I was waiting for an 'Out of the way peck!' when you walked back over to that knight in purple armor that let you pass after you were knighted.
BoxKrait 4 years ago 3
PECK PECK PECK PECK PEEEEECK!
DeceasedCrab 4 years ago 2
My favorite place is England, mailny because the King has the same name as me :P
bankey55555 4 years ago
shall he send u on a quest and u shall play ghosts and goblins..just u use mark!!! XD
i hope so :]
KingOfHalla 4 years ago
Allright I've got some games(a long list, some have been suggested):
The Guardian Legend
Goonies 2
Kid Icarus
Total Recall
Dr Chaos
A Boy and His Blob
Ducktales
Stanley - The Search for Dr. Livingston
I checked and these games arn't LPed yet.
Jigglysaint 4 years ago
Hmm. Interesting list...
I can tell you right off the bat that The Guardian Legend was LPed. So has Ducktales. The others, well, some of them I will never ever play. Others, I gave some serious thought to LPing. We'll see. The next game I LP isn't on this list though.
DeceasedCrab 4 years ago
Hobbes!
xJamesBx 4 years ago
Lol. "He doesn't have time for your crap and he will tell you so."
Keep up the good work! Great waste of time this episode, but now I learned more :)
TrueSoreThumb 4 years ago
Pearl Jam? PEARL JAM!? That sir, is an insult to teenagers that are cool like me that listen to far more awesome things... guh Pearl Jam... I'm with that one knight though, I could really go for a sandwich.
UltraJMan 4 years ago
I think he was referring to teens like Mike, who wore jean jackets back in the mid 90s. ;)
MeebleMeeble 4 years ago 7
The first time I played this game I said no, because I hadn't talked to everyone yet and feared I'd be catapulted into the next dungeon without hearing whatever crap they had to say. I was three, so that was a bit of a scare.
TheGreatGy 4 years ago
Made me think of when you tried to say no to the dolphin. What if you could & you went all the way through the game just to drown in the end because you couldn't bother to open your big heart to the helpless mammal? That'd be a karate kick in the pants.
doppleganger4827 4 years ago 3
Lancelot is not busy, make him work.
emperor20 4 years ago
Fool. You cant say no to King Arthur!
I wonder how many kids spazzed out when they said no and couldnt figure otu how to get Arthur to talk to them again. XD
ChazDragoon 4 years ago 5
LMFAO! Anybody ever play the orig. Dragon Warrior, and tell the Dragon Lord in the last level that you will fight on his side ? I thought this was going to be a similar situation for a moment.....
Funny stuff......5 star DC.
Nesophile 4 years ago
Sir Spineless The Cowardly. Certainly a douchebag he is. At least King Arthur sorta looks nice. Acually, imagine Mike's Resume.
"Lets see here, it says you went back to the past and delivered a pizza to Cleopatra, Fought for King Arthur, and helped out Sherlock Holmes? Yes.. Hm... Step through those doors Mike, nice men are waiting for you to bring you to your new home!"
PheonixOrion 4 years ago 3
Finally, a game where saying "no" actually brings about some sort of consequences...well at least untill King Arthur forgets who you are. NPC's are well known for having extremely short memories.
Jigglysaint 4 years ago 2
ODS BODKINS WTF LOL OMG I hate the cave in england so damn annoying and hard.
ChibiFighter 4 years ago
Lancelot isn't the laziest knight. The simple fact that he has better things to do then defend the kingdom doesn't make him lazy.
NotPigeonV2 4 years ago
Potions save you from the Hobbesian state of nature! [confetti confetti]
Ellimystic 4 years ago
Confetti is fleeting.
DeceasedCrab 4 years ago
That was so Castlevania right there.
Beat it once then it turns into a horrible hideous monster and you have to beat it a second time.
Onirayushizobura 4 years ago
From Castlevania onto Dragon Warrior, I see. :p
Percypl 4 years ago 2
It would be funny if there was a game that actually did that to you, like if there were a sequel to Eternal Darkness.
VarDolzeberg 4 years ago
Lancelot doesn't have a spear, it's a lance! And don't you mean Dra-cola? XD
Fairtravian 4 years ago 6
Way to run your mouth, Mike. Just because you've been goin' around, messin' with time due to your denim courage, that doesn't give you the right to mouth off!
So I've heard about a major plot twist in this game. If it's gonna be that Mike returns to a future that's messed up because of him, I'm just going to sigh and move on.
TheHelldragon 4 years ago 2
stop sending teenagers to do your jobs... their teenagers.. they're too busy listening to Pearl jam XDDDD love it !!! XD
TehDrumDude 4 years ago 3
From Transicola to Englacola. Will make it out of this picklcola? Tune in next timeacola!
Ryokugun2 4 years ago 14
Don't reset the game!
Chronomaster 4 years ago
ODS BODKINS!
I'm going to start using that in regular conversation.
MeebleMeeble 4 years ago 7