Moon Pies and RC Cola

[floydnelson123]

Bigger and better American? The mexicans are actually just ruining the everything.

[plutoplatters]

@floydnelson123 they support wal-mart ! don't forget

[D6M6H6]

i feel dumber after watching this

[donHooligan]

@D6M6H6 you are

[MoRRisoNRisiN]

*sigh* kill ignorant rednecks please...

[Nocholas4sale]

double cola. not rc cola

[fckuvrymch]

YES IT IS SOMETHING TO SEE!

[lissaloo78]

I almost missed this. Thanks to Cheri um I mean Christy, I got to see you spit. Thank you Christy! Must watch again. Luv it! I gotta work on your list though cuz I've been doin a lot of those no-no's ;D

[fckuvrymch]

holy crap i love this video.

spit for me baby.

[DANE842]

Man, how did I miss this one. Hooligan, yer n insperashun.

[fckuvrymch]

fourths baby! had t cme back for fourths!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[renrengrin]

wow

[matrixcmitech]

LOL cool character!

[IWW610]

You just got a new subscriber. I even like moon pies and smokeless tobacco (not at the same time, not that hard core :)

[tonbiv]

Ya remind me of "Cooter" from the "Dukes of Hazard"! He always talked with down home country wisdom, wit and common sense. Good video!

[dnHooligan]

"you got yer ears on, good buddy?"

[SkedBoard]

Uh, like eye'm hopelesslee uh-dicted too this vid...

When U doo uh-nutha Sunday sermom, could U talk like that when ya' preech?

5/5 ROFLMAO XD

[fckuvrymch]

ME 2 SKED!

[SkedBoard]

D makes awesome vids - DIS WUN RIGHT HEERE takes da' cake!

...and "Huuked on Fonics" wurk'd for mee!

[SkedBoard]

...Uh, lookie here Dee-

when ya' preech, ya' gotta spit tue!

[dnHooligan]

kinda fees lak a shat o gud whiskey, donit?

[SkedBoard]

...ah, yup.

[fckuvrymch]

i had to come back for thirds. :D

[dnHooligan]

Cheri-

i gots moar wer that cum from.

[pennilesscripple]

cell phone towers kill an estimated 5 million birds in the u.s. per year--one country, one year

[pennilesscripple]

okay you're freaking me out

you're reminding me just a little too much of my neighbors

dnhooligan: truth that cracks you up

[RjPSpaceInvader]

hahahahahahahaha GOOD STUFF!!!

[SkedBoard]

...eye kan't stawp watch'n this!! XD

Mebbe yoo shouda say'd "transitional phase - INTO OBLIVION".

[SkedBoard]

This almost sounds like SHRUB the king redneck

trying to talk...

...At least you have a much higher IQ than that thing in the White House (along with his merry band of zombies!)

[SkedBoard]

eye LUV dat SUUUTH'N DROOL, uh er, DRAWL!

5/5

[ozjthomas]

Wow, this is fucking hilarious. I actually know a few people just like this.

"Fuck the Earth and all that Hippy Shit. Google "Fuck the Earth Day""

"'Merika"

In all seriousness, had to sit through Dick Cheney's congratulation speech for the Navy academy graduates. It was the most disgusting thing ever heard in my life. And he used big words and things, too.

[AzraelsJudgement]

LOL

[flaggums]

FLAGGED!

[fckuvrymch]

flaggums: hey man, dont you know better than to mess with a bunch of rednecks? dumb mofo.

[BobForehead]

ah-shurx... she ain' but a li'l bit of a thang, i shun'ta le'tyer a t'row ne offt'n lyk thayt...

[kevlarthehorribleone]

If one were to topple a cell phone tower, it would just be rebuilt, and it wouldn't be the corporate suits who would pay for it either - it would be the ones at the bottom - the workers just struggling to get by.

The only way to combat these corporations is by informing the people. They can't sell cell phones if no one is buying them.

Every person woken up is one less consumer and one more citizen.

[WolfArden44]

Your write up"insomnia sucks." LMAO.

[WolfArden44]

Moon Pies and RC cola,"Yer Fergot" the Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.LMAO.Ferget the bottle to spit yer chew in,JUST spit the shit anywhere ya want! Gross us all out.LOL.Ya Smart ass,LOL.U do the hillbilly pretty good.I am FAR from a hillbilly.Love the country,but native city chick here.and still not givin up my meat nor the ammo,LOL.Veggies always good:-}Funny vid.

[dnHooligan]

prolly kin. i watch nascar, ya no...

[dnHooligan]

sweets-

we need to come together on this. that's why organizing now makes you a terrorist.

moon pies & RC=breakfast

[johnhart30]

Fantastic Parody friend. The blind (media) leads the blind (what your portraying)

This got favorited dude....great job with this one.

[TexanCyclist]

pardy? wheres da pardy?

[johnhart30]

Very, very true. ;=]

[TexanCyclist]

Red the comints furst as the minut I sawed ur face figgereded u wuz 1 uh dem inttelek telext te 2 smart to say to me nuthen., butt 2 meny big wurds so listended any waze.U r a reel merccan after ter awl. & my kind uf smart 2. fiffiveteen stars un den sum.

[dnHooligan]

TC-

hail yeah, bruthurr. road bowt 4 miles 2day inna back o de pickup, en ett some beans cooked over a campfire. best fittin wit cold berrs, so i had 4.

[TexanCyclist]

Why i drinks lone star tastes shitty hot as cold so can kepe drinkin

[onlywhenprovoked]

transitional phase? you had a convincing red neck thing going on, right up until you used the big words and gave yourself away. hahahaha.

great video.

factories? what factories? they all moved to mexico.

lol. great fuckin video.

[dnHooligan]

OWP-

got that outta my saurus.

[iDroli]

LOL

Are you a vegan?

"Hollywood" managed to spread the idea that only girls can be vegan and get away with it.

[dnHooligan]

Droli-

not quite, yet. i'm havin trouble givin up seafood & milk.

[iDroli]

I cant eat seafood and don't like milk. But cheese is impossible to give up - pizza.

[crazycatfguy]

Do you live in the 4th trailer down from me? I live in the trailer with the green car outside.

[fckuvrymch]

hehehehehehehehhehehe:):):):)

[dnHooligan]

Allen-

come on down, anytime for a beer & a Smoke.

[agodamungstmen]

lmao....bro that was funny.....but i have one question, what happen to the sixth rule! you went from five to seven! ...lol..

i feel like im missing out on important information...lol

[agodamungstmen]

i made that comment before i read "more info"..lmao

[MuddleVanHeck]

Funny stuff!

[girlyoudontknow2]

What's a matter wit meat? I like them turkey pot pies. An when mama cooks up some a them tasty vittles straight from the road.  MmHmmm...

[dnHooligan]

girly i know-

hell yeah. just mek sure thars plenty o gravy.

[LoneStarLoner]

Damn I thought you was my cousin at first,LOL very cool

[dnHooligan]

Tex-

ya never know...

[BobForehead]

I ain't a-skeer't neither.

(Wish we'd known earlier - already screwed up 'n' broke at least two rulez...)

[fckuvrymch]

skeerd... ehehehehe

[BobForehead]

'ain'a-skeer't nor skeerd, nye thar.

[fckuvrymch]

Bob: wanna wrastle?

[BobForehead]

*I can't spell the sound i was taught to make at this juncture on a Friday night. You know - it's like Woody Woodpecker on lith' with a hairlip, only mid-tenor?*

[blackcat2enterprises]

Interesting... I am going to take this as sarcasm but one thing I have to know...

you don't really dip do you? That stuff is just nasty.

I have nothing against smoking but man snuff is just naaahaaasty.

No offense. =) I am not saying I think you are nasty but that snuff stuff sure is. =)

- Heidi

[dnHooligan]

Heidi-

no dip for me. those were premium sun-dried cherries.

[blackcat2enterprises]

Oh... well it looked like you had dip in there. LOL. Cherries are okay though. =) I have been known to 'dip' into them myself. =)

- Heidi

[Deathicorn]

thats not food, thats the food you feed the food.

[True5cience]

:) 5*

[SCODgreenhood]

A fellow West Virginian! LOL Very authentic accent, and clever double-speak! Default on your loans, change your name, and live the revolution. We have done almost everything your character said not to (we discussed the one we didnt do). lol *****

[dnHooligan]

Drogo-

i read much of "Steal This Book" at a Barnes and Noble, today. (the f*cker's huge--how'm i s'posed to steal it?) i gotta find it used, somewhere.

[TexanCyclist]

I'd lend you my copy, but somebody stole it.

[patiodaddyo1]

I'll tell you what....that's a 'Merican Heero right there folks !! Great vid...good onya !!

[fckuvrymch]

EXCELLENT JOB. notes were taken!!! hahahahah only one thing... precious vehicles should be precious p/u trucks!!!! hehehehehe damn ur good. great video!

[fckuvrymch]

you are killing me as a redneck.

you look so sexy!

ok seriously... now i will listen to your vid.

[dnHooligan]

Cheri-

wanna take a ride in my pickup?

[fckuvrymch]

YES YES YES!!!!

[DVincentW]

DN you are very prophetic.

Scary actin' uh huh.Meat is very very good for you!

Heck, who needs the "Constipation",ere' whatever its called?!

[dnHooligan]

DW-

yeah, guess what % of people in nursing home need sh*t-aid...

[mconn2112]

I ain't sceered o' no fuckin' terrerists!