You %$@*(^%$# hypocrtic, what does King david have to do with this, you screwed around and want to cite King David? Be a man and do the right thing, resign or keep your mouth closed. When you are in a hole. STOP DIGGING.
GOD did not forgives King David. Read your bible! God took away King David's son even after King David beg for forgiveness. Like God has judged King David, may God judged Mark Sandford justly. Justice must prevail! In Jesus Christ, amen.
Exactly. King David actually if you read later in 2 Samuel suffered dearly for the affair. His son died, and his children started raping and killing each other
Nobody in SC likes Sanford or his Deputy Governor. Many think Sanford is hanging around, (even though he knows his career is over) to prevent the deputy from finishing his term. This would avoid giving the deputy a "leg-up" on the other Repubs who will run for the Governor spot in 2011. It also ties the deputy to Sanford's character/baggage for a longer period of time.
It also keeps Mark working and he needs the money, cause his wife if going for everything.
1 Clinton was getting bj's this dude was having sex, he was flying to Argentina to have sex with his girl and has been for a long time. 2 Clinton wasn't know for being mister family values super religious. this guy is against gay marriage because it runes the sanctity of marriage yet he is cheating on his wife. 3 Clinton wasn't calling out other people to resign for cheating on their wives Sanford did over and over again.
Debatable. During his extramarital antics, he wasn't in dereliction of duty for weeks at a time, nor was he flying willy-nilly to foreign countries on the taxpayers' dime.
Furthermore, strictly speaking, he didn't "lie" by the letter of the law. There's a reason he went to trial and was acquitted.
Excuse me, shouldn't you be governing and not reading the Bible?!?! Where do these religious, self-righteous assholes get off thinking that they're somehow immune to criticism if they just throw God into the mix?! I think he should be impeached not only for lying to the state of South Carolina, but for being an asshole (admittedly, the last one isn't an impeachable offense, but still...)
This guy's a fucking scumbag hypocrite who broke a legal contract with his wife and used taxpayer money to do it! To his credit he has ENORMOUS balls: He uses biblical rhetoric to justify the fact that he won't be leaving his position. With any luck he'll be removed after the next election, but I'm sure he can waste lots more public money and spew more of his narrow minded, hateful bible gibberish before then.
Maybe for his next act he can compare himself to Jesus, who despite being crucified, rose from the dead and "built from there". Gotta love these quasi-religious hypocrites.
He LEFT HIS JOB for a week in order to fly to Argentina ON THE TAXPAYERS' DIME in order to HAVE AN AFFAIR. AND he was at the forefront to get Clinton impeached for getting blowjobs while doing his job perfectly well. HYPOCRITE is a hypocrite and needs to resign (seriously, AWOL from job, "STEALING" TAXPAYERS' MONEY to fund affair!).
In other words, he DIDN'T DO THE JOB HE WAS ELECTED TO DO and he USED TAXPAYERS' MONEY (illegally) to do so! People have been impeached for less. In fact, HE HIMSELF tried to impeach people for less!
Lol, first he wraps himself around the bible by pointing at Clinton, then he takes the bible off to bang his Argentinian lover and throws his family under the bus, now he wraps himself around the bible so that he wont lose his job. Brilliant. Do the right thing asshole and resign like Spritzer.
Know this: Barack Obama is the Beast numbered 666 of the Book of Revelation, upon which rides in the Lord of Evil, The Antichrist, the greatest evil the world will ever know.
What do Gov. Sanford Newt Gingrich and Senator Ensign all have in common? They all went after President Clinton they all wanted him out of office because of an affair and not one of them will step up or did step up in Newt's case and do what they claim would have been the right thing for Clinton to have done. Hypocrites, if Newt thinks anyone has forgotten his past he's a fool if Sanford and Ensign think voters will forget theirs they are fools too hypocritical lying SOBs. Throw the bums out.
But voters will forget. The American voter has a memory about as long as a goldfishes'. If Americans could remember from one election to the next, they would have overhauled the entire political system in America years ago, because the entire thing is corrupted by spineless thieves.
Some voters may forget but their political opponents won't and now with the internet more and more people are changing the way they look at politics and politicians. It's becoming less and less my team your team it IMO really is starting to be what's in my best interest, my families best interest and party be damned. It may be slow to change but the internet and the ability to find info is changing politics and the way we look at the world.
these kinds of people don't follow the bible in the right way, i am an atheist but i take a bible class at school, and those who use the bible like this are clearly not pure of heart or forgiven or whatever
Oh, that is utterly disgusting! Here he is, the lizard, trying to salvage what's left of his political career by pretending to be a good Christian...he epitomizes conservatives in the modern era - fucking liars for whom no level is too low.
i also happen to think sanford refering to the christian mythos in this fashion is completely hilarious. case in point: mr sanford if you are a christian i suppose you have heard of a small thing called the 10 commandments? and what is contained therein? particularly the one about commiting adultry? oh and is'nt lieing a bad thing too?
please come and share more of your christian morality sanford and give bill clinton a call. he's probaly love to hear what you have to say....
Wow! The gall of him comparing himself to a Biblical figure. Also, David was a KING!! Dude, you were elected and have betrayed the trust of the people who sent you to the capital. Maybe you should resign?
i would say that if sanford wants to compare himself to a figure from mythos by all means go ahead. he's still a liar and a hypocrite amongst many things nothing is going to change that....
This ass needs to stop quoting the bible, he even quoted it in the emails to his girlfriend. I give his wife credit, at least she did not pull the usual "stand by your man" to save his career at the press conference especially after he left his son's on Father's Day to be with his mistress. He is so quick to quote the bible, wonder why he has selective memory when it comes to adultery?
Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Leave it to a republicNUT to claim he is now the same as a Biblical figure.
Tell us Sanford. How many hypocrites are talked about in the Bible???? Isn't there a Commandment in the Bible that says, "You shall not commit adultery" or did you just conveniently skip over that part of the Bible???
I wonder if Sanford read the biblical story about a master forgiving his servant's debt, only for the servant to later be unwilling to forgive the debt of another. Needless to say, the master wasn't happy.
I'm pretty sure disappearing from work for 6 days without telling a soul where you are going and not putting the Lt. Gov. in charge while you are absent and in a foreign country is against the law.
Sanford is not "a good guy" - even if you forgive him for the fact that he banged some chick in Argentina while his wife and kids sat at home on Father's Day.
He is a holier-than-thou hypocrite who voted to impeach Clinton for the same transgression he now thinks should not cost him his own job.
Clinton wasn't a good president because he was a liberal, he was good because he was concerned about his fellow man and the same with Sanford. Too many politicians are only concerned about themselves.
I agree with you! Clinton was a terrible president and I'm GLAD that Sanford forced his impeachment on this exact matter!
Sanford is a beautiful man because he reads the bible and he has the pure conservative values. I love how he quotes the bible so willingly. It makes me forget that he cheated on his wife that bore four of his children. I know that Childbirth is the most painful thing on earth but, the man has amazing values.
He is in no way a hypocrite like those damned liberals.
So, he was concerned for fellow man, his wife, and kids when he traveled to Argentina to bang some other woman. Yeah - he's a real selfless humanitarian.
This wannabe King David wasn't engaging in soul searching - he was busy HOLE searching and hiking up the skirt so he could get hisself some Appalachian tail, made in Argentina.
You shit bag hypocrite. How dare you quote scripture? You are not a biblical giant slaying king from the book of solomon. you're a cheating douche-bag.
Quoting from the Bible only works with weak minded folks like Sarah Palin and of course the majority of folks from South Carolina...I am from Georgia so I know first hand the IQ of folks from these parts...So does Sanford! That is why he is doing what he is doing!
I bet he runs for President and loses to Sarah Palin as she is really more BATSHIT JESUS CRAZY than he is! And that is the number one quality Republicans look for in their candidates!
maybe he forgot his marriage vows and the fact that it's not religious to sleep around on your wife, to lie, or to steal. I think he needs time off for Bible study.
Kings can't resign because Kings are not elected by the people. Go fool south Carolinians with your crap. How come Spitzer had to resign and this scumbag is keeping his seat.
These guys are delusional, first the governor of IL comparing himself with Mahatma Ghandi, and now this guy, who not only abandoned his duty in the most irresponsible way to go cheat on his wife with a native from the south pole, funded his trips with taxpayers money, and now wants to fool those poor southerner church people using quotes from the bible. The sad thing is that he is gonna get away with it !
I beg forgiveness. After all, I think we all tend to forget that the real King David had eight wives. If Sanford had been allowed to have eight, none of this would have happened!
So not only is Mark Sanford not resigning, he is comparing himself to the Biblical King David, who fell in love with a married woman after seeing her bathe, and then he killed her husband.
King David had eight (8) wives and untold concubines. Is Gov. Sanford saying it is acceptable to have mistresses? Well, that explains it! Creationist have a God given duty to commit adultery. Of course, he will be forgiven, he believes in the Bible. O.K. you married guys, you have good reason, to cheat on your wives. NOT!
republicans are a fucking joke. i used to think that they were corrupt in everyway except to their wives, now Sanford and Sen Ensign prove that to be false.
it's like republicans are proud of their failures because they have so many of them. they keep trying to add more to their lists. pathetic.
What a douchebag. This guy runs his campaign on family values, votes to impeach Clinton for his affair, quotes the bible in letters to his mistress and compares himself to King David. I guess this guy will be the new president in 2012 no doubt.
It's time to show some class (if you still got any) and resign from office for the good of everyone involved.
And, please, don't ever compare yourself to my struggles ever again - it is not appropriate in the least. Lemme tell ya - God was not amused when he watched that sad, self-righteous display on Fox News.
For one, this is not about you being unfaithful to your wife and getting your freak on in Argentina with a mistress on Father's Day (!!!) but about the fact that you neglected your duties to the citizens of South Carolina by walking away unexcused for 6 days.
SIX DAYS!
Imagine if someone on your staff didn't show up for work for 6 days straight without telling anyone. Would he/she still have a job?
I'm a liberal and all but i'm not so hard on republicans as others are. That being said republicans are just making themselves harder to like. I wish that there was just one republican who came out and makes sense that would give me someone to like, but damn it just gets worse and worse
I somehow don't think David flew 9000 miles to commit his little transgression. Or televised his plea for forgiveness in hopes to salvage a political career. just saying.
Any governor that walks away from his job and disappears for 6 days so he can get his knob slobbered on in another hemisphere by some mistress is not fit for office.
I don't care what's in the Bible. This guy's indiscretions don't disqualify him from public office, and neither does his hypocrisy. I do, however, want an apology to Bill Clinton and a statement about how the Governor himself shouldn't be allowed to marry because his actions violate the sanctity of marriage more than any faithful gay couple.
Conservative Christian Family Values my ass, this self-righteous hypocrite was calling for Clinton to be impeached, but now the shoe is on the other foot he has the balls to quote the bible and compare himself with a King? This ass clown must think the American people are as stupid as those that voted him into office.
I'm liberal, but i gotta say that i feel for the Gov here. If he had wronged me personally, and had apologized the way he has, i would forgive him. He seems genuine.
That's the thing though, they don't always seem genuine. Of all the "offenders", he's the only one that seems genuinely anguished by this IMO. Not Ensign, definitely not Spitzer, not Clinton, not Edwards...none of them.
Sanford sounds like he fell in love and he hates himself for it.
I'm not making any excuses for abandoning his job the way he did. That was poor judgement and he should lose his job for it..only because anybody else would lose their job if they did the same thing.
Cheating on his wife is one issue, but not an issue for the electorate. What IS an issue is his absence from office, without being in communication and without handing off leadership as he should have done had he wanted to disappear for 5 days.
"They shall be stoned with stones, their blood shall be upon them." -- Leviticus 20:27
"Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery." Luke 16:18 and on and on ----.
this is not about an affair, it's about leaving your state hanging.
many have left office simply for an affair, which is a stupid american custom...now finally a guy who got press because of the affair, but the big fall was going m.i.a. for days, refuses to resign.
is that not the more pertinent and important thing here?
According to Huffington Post, she's María Belén Chapur, who doesn't spell well in her love-emails. But then, English is ~like~ her fourth of five languages.
king david was a KING - not an elected official --irresponsible elected officials can be and should be kicked out of office--his girlfriend must have had visions of herself as the evita peron of south carolina with a castle on hilton head and a staff of quaint southerners at her disposal--
Christian Hypocrisy played out in public, priceless!
Gov. Sanford cloaks himself in piety and Biblical precedent. Comparing himself to King David, no less! Indeed, why not Jesus Himself?
Is there no shame?
No cease to this hubris?
Note to Sanford: You owe your political career to your soon-to-be-ex wife's personal fortune and political family ties. Did you really come to believe YOU were politically relevant?
"Comparing himself to King David, no less! Indeed, why not Jesus Himself?"
Christ was blameless. If Sanford had tried to compare himself to Jesus, he wouldn't only get chewed up from the political irrelevancy between the two individuals, but he'd also get quite the beating by Christians themselves - or at least I would assume so...
Someone should ask him about his stance toward Clinton during the monica affair and how Sanford wanted Clinton impeached and to resign...pretty hypocritical don't you think?
The real issue should not be that he lacks family values and morality. The real issue is that he abandoned his post as governor and used tax payers money for unintended purposes.. to carry out this affair. What if SC had had an emergency? For this reason he should be removed from office. His wife is the only hero in this story as she is not standing by her man unlike the others. She is a class act and I hope she destroys him in divorce court. I know I would.
EXACTLY!!!! He fricking disappeared for days. I wouldn't even do that at my job!!! If I did I would get fired. He is obviously mentally unstable. Clinton is not a parallel to this. Heck he was still at his desk by the red phone. I am not saying I approve amoral behaviour. But many Presidents philandered..from both parties.
He'll be gone by September. And King David wasn't under the scrutiny of the 24-hour news cycle. If Sanford used state money on so much as a meal for this lady then he'll be facing impeachment.
He should not try to quote to Bible at this time, He was the leader of Christian Marriage group at his church, while he was having his affair.
I feel like he has no regard to the bible, unless its polically benifits him.
What makes me sick is that he was left the country for 4 days and his staffers lied to the public while attending to his mistress and or mabey love child by her.
That, my fellow American, is what you call hypocrisy. It irritates me to see Republicans dragging Christianity straight to Hell with their political agenda's.
You %$@*(^%$# hypocrtic, what does King david have to do with this, you screwed around and want to cite King David? Be a man and do the right thing, resign or keep your mouth closed. When you are in a hole. STOP DIGGING.
tarpumpphillips 2 years ago
GOD did not forgives King David. Read your bible! God took away King David's son even after King David beg for forgiveness. Like God has judged King David, may God judged Mark Sandford justly. Justice must prevail! In Jesus Christ, amen.
bistokna70 2 years ago
This guy shows NO remorse, and he is DEFINATELY no KING DAVID!
redhead761 2 years ago
Exactly. King David actually if you read later in 2 Samuel suffered dearly for the affair. His son died, and his children started raping and killing each other
bluesboy25000 2 years ago
JUST THINK!
Nobody in SC likes Sanford or his Deputy Governor. Many think Sanford is hanging around, (even though he knows his career is over) to prevent the deputy from finishing his term. This would avoid giving the deputy a "leg-up" on the other Repubs who will run for the Governor spot in 2011. It also ties the deputy to Sanford's character/baggage for a longer period of time.
It also keeps Mark working and he needs the money, cause his wife if going for everything.
broadbent48 2 years ago
This pretend-King David will next be staring in the new TV reality show 'Sanford & Sins'.
SabuPtolemy 2 years ago 2
Sanford should stay on.
I just don't want to know any details of anybody's private life.
chewbaca1989 2 years ago
this guy is a pimp******** sanford
AnthonyNews 2 years ago
Didn't Clinton do worse? And lied directly to the American people about it.
the0world0sucks 2 years ago
1 Clinton was getting bj's this dude was having sex, he was flying to Argentina to have sex with his girl and has been for a long time. 2 Clinton wasn't know for being mister family values super religious. this guy is against gay marriage because it runes the sanctity of marriage yet he is cheating on his wife. 3 Clinton wasn't calling out other people to resign for cheating on their wives Sanford did over and over again.
desurgeon 2 years ago 4
Debatable. During his extramarital antics, he wasn't in dereliction of duty for weeks at a time, nor was he flying willy-nilly to foreign countries on the taxpayers' dime.
Furthermore, strictly speaking, he didn't "lie" by the letter of the law. There's a reason he went to trial and was acquitted.
SevenSixTwoNato 2 years ago
yeah but his wife did not care
mrose59 2 years ago
once again a christian politician cheats and goes to god for guidance.
doesn't god kill adulterers?
he makes me sick
mrose59 2 years ago 3
i think we should give him a second chance
luxuryhandbagsmall 2 years ago
lol and the dumb redneck republicans that allow the bible to govern their lives will actually support this guy.
kdmcc87 2 years ago
Excuse me, shouldn't you be governing and not reading the Bible?!?! Where do these religious, self-righteous assholes get off thinking that they're somehow immune to criticism if they just throw God into the mix?! I think he should be impeached not only for lying to the state of South Carolina, but for being an asshole (admittedly, the last one isn't an impeachable offense, but still...)
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casper18nyc 2 years ago
ah, what would the republcunt party be without hiding behind the bible
DaytonaRoadster 2 years ago
This guy's a fucking scumbag hypocrite who broke a legal contract with his wife and used taxpayer money to do it! To his credit he has ENORMOUS balls: He uses biblical rhetoric to justify the fact that he won't be leaving his position. With any luck he'll be removed after the next election, but I'm sure he can waste lots more public money and spew more of his narrow minded, hateful bible gibberish before then.
atheistzombie 2 years ago
He's like Jesus.
CynthiaSwallows 2 years ago
I am so sick of politicians yammering on about the bible.
jackson23220 2 years ago
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jackson23220 2 years ago
Maybe for his next act he can compare himself to Jesus, who despite being crucified, rose from the dead and "built from there". Gotta love these quasi-religious hypocrites.
codyki 2 years ago 2
you expect him to be perfect...he confessed and is trying to rebuilt and repent, that's what you do when you sin.
Product1999 2 years ago
I don't expect him to be perfect i just expect him to be CONSISTENT.
When Clinton's affair was exposed he didn't compared Clinton to King David instead he asked for his resignation.
Now that he shoe is one the other foot, so to speak, he should "man up" and resign.
laleeloolelo 2 years ago
He LEFT HIS JOB for a week in order to fly to Argentina ON THE TAXPAYERS' DIME in order to HAVE AN AFFAIR. AND he was at the forefront to get Clinton impeached for getting blowjobs while doing his job perfectly well. HYPOCRITE is a hypocrite and needs to resign (seriously, AWOL from job, "STEALING" TAXPAYERS' MONEY to fund affair!).
FallenAngelIII 2 years ago
In other words, he DIDN'T DO THE JOB HE WAS ELECTED TO DO and he USED TAXPAYERS' MONEY (illegally) to do so! People have been impeached for less. In fact, HE HIMSELF tried to impeach people for less!
FallenAngelIII 2 years ago
O.o This is pathetic!!! Politicians are sooo full of Shhhhiiite
othonor 2 years ago
Sanford certainly isn't KING DAVID. KING DAVID was a warrior. sanford is a candy ass!
sundance293 2 years ago
Lol, first he wraps himself around the bible by pointing at Clinton, then he takes the bible off to bang his Argentinian lover and throws his family under the bus, now he wraps himself around the bible so that he wont lose his job. Brilliant. Do the right thing asshole and resign like Spritzer.
pongman 2 years ago 6
There's you're glimpse into what he's thinking, he compares himself to King David.
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LeadAngelWarrior 2 years ago
Kind David??
This guy is off his rocker.
But be thankful for the little things, he doesn't have access to nuclear launch codes.
davidmartin7777 2 years ago
But you think Bill Clinton should have resinged?
Yeah Sanford, fuck yourself.
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SakyaNgor 2 years ago
Bitch you ain't a king! go resign and bang that Argentina cunt and leave us all alone
Crazysammy911 2 years ago
Ahh humility. True humility is comparing yourself to King David.
Man, so many Republicans seem Irony Proof.
ufotofu9 2 years ago 2
priceless.
rotoriuskool 2 years ago
What do Gov. Sanford Newt Gingrich and Senator Ensign all have in common? They all went after President Clinton they all wanted him out of office because of an affair and not one of them will step up or did step up in Newt's case and do what they claim would have been the right thing for Clinton to have done. Hypocrites, if Newt thinks anyone has forgotten his past he's a fool if Sanford and Ensign think voters will forget theirs they are fools too hypocritical lying SOBs. Throw the bums out.
Ender1zero1 2 years ago
But voters will forget. The American voter has a memory about as long as a goldfishes'. If Americans could remember from one election to the next, they would have overhauled the entire political system in America years ago, because the entire thing is corrupted by spineless thieves.
lazysac 2 years ago
Some voters may forget but their political opponents won't and now with the internet more and more people are changing the way they look at politics and politicians. It's becoming less and less my team your team it IMO really is starting to be what's in my best interest, my families best interest and party be damned. It may be slow to change but the internet and the ability to find info is changing politics and the way we look at the world.
Ender1zero1 2 years ago 2
This guy's got to be kidding...right??
willi234 2 years ago
i'm puking my yesterdays breakfast
nictse500 2 years ago
Scum of the earth! He needs to apologize to Bill Clinton...
AstoundedAtheist 2 years ago 2
How can Sanford compare himself to a biblical figure when it's clear and proven that God hates republicans?
belgurdo 2 years ago 3
haha
yanks1022 2 years ago
Damn bible keeps being used to get people off for affairs! It's Satan's tool.
andrewh23 2 years ago
these kinds of people don't follow the bible in the right way, i am an atheist but i take a bible class at school, and those who use the bible like this are clearly not pure of heart or forgiven or whatever
mos277 2 years ago
There is no Ten Commandments in his version - he uses the picture bible.
andrewh23 2 years ago
When he criticized other people who had affairs, asking them to resign, he wasn't pulling Bible quotes out of his ass. He's full of shit. Fuck him!
andrewh23 2 years ago 3
Oh, that is utterly disgusting! Here he is, the lizard, trying to salvage what's left of his political career by pretending to be a good Christian...he epitomizes conservatives in the modern era - fucking liars for whom no level is too low.
AtheistOnTheEdge 2 years ago 5
i also happen to think sanford refering to the christian mythos in this fashion is completely hilarious. case in point: mr sanford if you are a christian i suppose you have heard of a small thing called the 10 commandments? and what is contained therein? particularly the one about commiting adultry? oh and is'nt lieing a bad thing too?
please come and share more of your christian morality sanford and give bill clinton a call. he's probaly love to hear what you have to say....
hellshade2 2 years ago 5
yea all i want to do is point and jump up and down and say "Hypocrite"!!!
micahgee 2 years ago 3
The bible is my shield and my lies are my sword. I shall fight to the death anyone who opposes my hypocrisy !
tonemenolc 2 years ago 4
Wow! The gall of him comparing himself to a Biblical figure. Also, David was a KING!! Dude, you were elected and have betrayed the trust of the people who sent you to the capital. Maybe you should resign?
sachaput 2 years ago 5
i would say that if sanford wants to compare himself to a figure from mythos by all means go ahead. he's still a liar and a hypocrite amongst many things nothing is going to change that....
hellshade2 2 years ago 2
he thinks hes the 2nd coming =P
micahgee 2 years ago 2
Sanford should do what he suggested Bill Clinton do after the ML scandal.
Lungyao1 2 years ago 6
This ass needs to stop quoting the bible, he even quoted it in the emails to his girlfriend. I give his wife credit, at least she did not pull the usual "stand by your man" to save his career at the press conference especially after he left his son's on Father's Day to be with his mistress. He is so quick to quote the bible, wonder why he has selective memory when it comes to adultery?
vidann1 2 years ago 3
It's not even the adultery that really pisses me off. It's the fact that mark spent 6 days away from his job without letting anyone know anything.
gaddez 2 years ago 2
exactly! Hes lucky there wasn't a crisis during that time!
Heck if you spend 6 days off school or 6 days off any kind of work you are gonna have some problems.
Hes such a lying, dodging, slimy POS that should move to Argentina and never come back =p
micahgee 2 years ago
Sounds to me like he's playing his last card...but he plays it with extreme confidence...no moral fiber.
isthedealreal 2 years ago
Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
mrjonnewman 2 years ago 5
Sanford needs to go back to kindergarten.
LOL. What a joke he is.
He's just human and that's ok. But since he's run around and preaching he should STFU for ever. Dumb ass.
ILYIAB 2 years ago 2
Leave it to a republicNUT to claim he is now the same as a Biblical figure.
Tell us Sanford. How many hypocrites are talked about in the Bible???? Isn't there a Commandment in the Bible that says, "You shall not commit adultery" or did you just conveniently skip over that part of the Bible???
pbacker01 2 years ago 3
I wonder if Sanford read the biblical story about a master forgiving his servant's debt, only for the servant to later be unwilling to forgive the debt of another. Needless to say, the master wasn't happy.
Bleuski 2 years ago
what a fucking asshole. anyone who votes for this prick should be sodomized by the constitution
historico69 2 years ago 3
sanford is a good guy, he didn't break any laws. the crime is making his private life public.
mnoel228 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure disappearing from work for 6 days without telling a soul where you are going and not putting the Lt. Gov. in charge while you are absent and in a foreign country is against the law.
Sanford is not "a good guy" - even if you forgive him for the fact that he banged some chick in Argentina while his wife and kids sat at home on Father's Day.
He is a holier-than-thou hypocrite who voted to impeach Clinton for the same transgression he now thinks should not cost him his own job.
SabuPtolemy 2 years ago
Nobody should loose their job over an affair. You are blowing(no pun intended) the whole thing out of proportion.
When I think Clinton, I recall, "GREAT PRESEDENT"
Sanford for President!
Seriously, women from Argentina are very hard to resist. Give the guy a break.
I can't belive you were not even moved by his King David story.
mnoel228 2 years ago
Yeah! I agree with you!
Even though he persecuted Clinton for the same thing. Clinton was a Liberal. We all know that liberals are amoral fucktards.
RoseSkye 2 years ago
Clinton wasn't a good president because he was a liberal, he was good because he was concerned about his fellow man and the same with Sanford. Too many politicians are only concerned about themselves.
mnoel228 2 years ago
I agree with you! Clinton was a terrible president and I'm GLAD that Sanford forced his impeachment on this exact matter!
Sanford is a beautiful man because he reads the bible and he has the pure conservative values. I love how he quotes the bible so willingly. It makes me forget that he cheated on his wife that bore four of his children. I know that Childbirth is the most painful thing on earth but, the man has amazing values.
He is in no way a hypocrite like those damned liberals.
RoseSkye 2 years ago
Clinton concerned for fellow man?
Bwahahah, thats the funniest thing I heard all day.
Clinton only cared about one thing...CLINTON.
He created the sub prime mess.
Allowed 3 different attacks on u.s. soil.
Let Bin Laden get away.
Created the internet bubble via Greenspan.
I can go on forever.
MeLikeGoFast 2 years ago
"Allowed 3 different attacks on u.s. soil."
What were these attacks, and how many more attacks did BUSH allow on American soil?
Lungyao1 2 years ago
So, he was concerned for fellow man, his wife, and kids when he traveled to Argentina to bang some other woman. Yeah - he's a real selfless humanitarian.
andrewh23 2 years ago
Please, presidents are impeached for being such "good" guys. Are you just not good at making jokes?
VonSchnutze 2 years ago
perfect
sugarpill001 2 years ago
What are the impeachment laws in SC?
You can't hide behind the bible after you've smashed it to pieces.
gplex86 2 years ago
"SOUL SEARCHING".............HOW DIDja MAKE OUT?................were was it?
we looked everywere. check the garage.....
gov. your soul and yr moral compass are like yourself and probobly your luggage...........lost.
clear out your crap.........your fired.
1019drummer 2 years ago
This wannabe King David wasn't engaging in soul searching - he was busy HOLE searching and hiking up the skirt so he could get hisself some Appalachian tail, made in Argentina.
SabuPtolemy 2 years ago
lol....thats about it...........
1019drummer 2 years ago
Ok I love the Bible but this dude is whack. Have anyone done a psychiatric analysis of him, seriously?
dejahthoris 2 years ago
lol Your not a F'in KIng jackass......he should be kicked out of office for that horrible comparison
killacamtay 2 years ago
What a narcisist piece of shit!
ipbalkenende 2 years ago 3
You shit bag hypocrite. How dare you quote scripture? You are not a biblical giant slaying king from the book of solomon. you're a cheating douche-bag.
loudmouthtarzan 2 years ago 2
Quoting from the Bible only works with weak minded folks like Sarah Palin and of course the majority of folks from South Carolina...I am from Georgia so I know first hand the IQ of folks from these parts...So does Sanford! That is why he is doing what he is doing!
I bet he runs for President and loses to Sarah Palin as she is really more BATSHIT JESUS CRAZY than he is! And that is the number one quality Republicans look for in their candidates!
SkyDaddy7 2 years ago 2
thank you for being the first honest jew hater
most try and delineate between zionists and jews...you dont
you still should fuck yourself....but i respect you
brabon1 2 years ago
This jerk is so good at quoting the Bible
maybe he forgot his marriage vows and the fact that it's not religious to sleep around on your wife, to lie, or to steal. I think he needs time off for Bible study.
vidann1 2 years ago
Kings can't resign because Kings are not elected by the people. Go fool south Carolinians with your crap. How come Spitzer had to resign and this scumbag is keeping his seat.
oldtownkid 2 years ago 2
These guys are delusional, first the governor of IL comparing himself with Mahatma Ghandi, and now this guy, who not only abandoned his duty in the most irresponsible way to go cheat on his wife with a native from the south pole, funded his trips with taxpayers money, and now wants to fool those poor southerner church people using quotes from the bible. The sad thing is that he is gonna get away with it !
oldtownkid 2 years ago
Wow, my adding machine blew a fuse as I was trying to calculate the number of flubbed, mixed metaphors he used in just under a minute.
So he's:
An explorer
A frontiersman
Humpty Dumpty
Kind David
Johnny Quest
An earthquake, and
Captain Ahab?
OlivierdeAthos 2 years ago 3
Shut up you liberal loon! Sanford's great humility is only surpassed by his biblical greatness and aristocracy.
ipbalkenende 2 years ago
@ipbalkenende
You're kidding right??? LOL, too hilarious
marat85 2 years ago
I beg forgiveness. After all, I think we all tend to forget that the real King David had eight wives. If Sanford had been allowed to have eight, none of this would have happened!
OlivierdeAthos 2 years ago
Comments like this remind me of why occasionally I read the comment section
awerner2007 2 years ago
what an arrogant...
salonika50 2 years ago 2
awesome! So are YOU the apple of God's eye as well...??
leeroynaggins 2 years ago
I knew King David. King David was a friend of mine. And you, Gov. Sanford, are NO King David.
mayarose354 2 years ago 4
So not only is Mark Sanford not resigning, he is comparing himself to the Biblical King David, who fell in love with a married woman after seeing her bathe, and then he killed her husband.
Okay...
mayarose354 2 years ago 3
So cheating on your wife on the taxpayers' dime doen't ruin the instituion of marriage, but homosexuality does?
JBeatty17 2 years ago 4
King David had eight (8) wives and untold concubines. Is Gov. Sanford saying it is acceptable to have mistresses? Well, that explains it! Creationist have a God given duty to commit adultery. Of course, he will be forgiven, he believes in the Bible. O.K. you married guys, you have good reason, to cheat on your wives. NOT!
4u2b1ib12 2 years ago 3
Mark Sanford needs to continue this soul searching, because he hasn't found it yet.
cagedtigersteve 2 years ago 5
Translation:
I got caught, now I have to act like I have humility and justify my commandment breaking.......
I know! I'll quote the bible and compare my elected position to that of a King.
One ridiculous hypocrisy does not cancel out another ridiculous hypocrisy. This man is not a leader on any front, he is the definition of egocentric.
nadreev 2 years ago 5
This guy is a complete jackass.
Richardgwm 2 years ago
What, what, what was that all about. King David?
This start to sound like Rod Blagojevich lynching stories.
Is Governor Mark Sanford trying to be Blagojevich for a new Realty Show.
JerezJulio 2 years ago
Hey I Got it! I got the name for the show already,
I am a Governor get me out of here, Starting:
Sarah Palin who can see Russia for her house.
Boby Jindal who can exorcize demons from possessed young females.
Rick Perry who will secede Texas from the Union.
Eliot Spitzer who can conquer any Hooker.
Rod Blagojevich who can sale any senate seat.
Mark Sanford who specialize on writing memorable Love letters.
JerezJulio 2 years ago
republicans are a fucking joke. i used to think that they were corrupt in everyway except to their wives, now Sanford and Sen Ensign prove that to be false.
it's like republicans are proud of their failures because they have so many of them. they keep trying to add more to their lists. pathetic.
deveousdevil 2 years ago 2
Mark Sanford has neither the leadership strength nor the humility of David.
gamoonbat 2 years ago
What a douchebag. This guy runs his campaign on family values, votes to impeach Clinton for his affair, quotes the bible in letters to his mistress and compares himself to King David. I guess this guy will be the new president in 2012 no doubt.
Fultron 2 years ago 3
don't forget he says that its the homosexuals that ruin the institution of marriage
AlienTruth 2 years ago 5
No see, you got it wrong.
'Appalachian Trail' is just the Argentinean term for a Brazilian Wax
"I'll be hiking up the Appalachian Trail for a few days, if you know what I mean *wink*"
dogstar7 2 years ago
He meant to say "Argentinian tail." It was a bad phone connection. : D
mayarose354 2 years ago
(cont.)
The answer is: HELL... er... Heaven's NO!
Then why should you be any different?
It's time to show some class (if you still got any) and resign from office for the good of everyone involved.
And, please, don't ever compare yourself to my struggles ever again - it is not appropriate in the least. Lemme tell ya - God was not amused when he watched that sad, self-righteous display on Fox News.
SINcerely,
King David
IKingDavid 2 years ago 3
Dear Gov. Sanford:
How dare you compare yourself to me?!
Have you no shame?!
For one, this is not about you being unfaithful to your wife and getting your freak on in Argentina with a mistress on Father's Day (!!!) but about the fact that you neglected your duties to the citizens of South Carolina by walking away unexcused for 6 days.
SIX DAYS!
Imagine if someone on your staff didn't show up for work for 6 days straight without telling anyone. Would he/she still have a job?
(cont.)
IKingDavid 2 years ago 4
Why isn't he being impeached???
WavesAndRocks 2 years ago
Who the fuck is David?
charlie44444 2 years ago
rofl
micahgee 2 years ago 2
I'm a liberal and all but i'm not so hard on republicans as others are. That being said republicans are just making themselves harder to like. I wish that there was just one republican who came out and makes sense that would give me someone to like, but damn it just gets worse and worse
crtnyevans 2 years ago
I cant beleive that this guy has the gumption to not resign. It just pisses me off so much.....
ZingZee123456789 2 years ago
Hypocrite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheWayISeeIt1982 2 years ago
...and he voted for the impeachment of Clinton.
Cheshirecatmeow1 2 years ago 3
I somehow don't think David flew 9000 miles to commit his little transgression. Or televised his plea for forgiveness in hopes to salvage a political career. just saying.
filmbooks 2 years ago
This guy has no f'n shame whatsoever!
Any governor that walks away from his job and disappears for 6 days so he can get his knob slobbered on in another hemisphere by some mistress is not fit for office.
SabuPtolemy 2 years ago
This chuckle-nut is the biggest hypocrite in the world. RESIGN NOW Governor Mark "Of The Beast" Sanford! Your political capital has run out.
krxifox11 2 years ago
I don't care what's in the Bible. This guy's indiscretions don't disqualify him from public office, and neither does his hypocrisy. I do, however, want an apology to Bill Clinton and a statement about how the Governor himself shouldn't be allowed to marry because his actions violate the sanctity of marriage more than any faithful gay couple.
chillmonster 2 years ago 2
Conservative Christian Family Values my ass, this self-righteous hypocrite was calling for Clinton to be impeached, but now the shoe is on the other foot he has the balls to quote the bible and compare himself with a King? This ass clown must think the American people are as stupid as those that voted him into office.
zidmt 2 years ago 4
They all do...Same conservatards, hypocritical losers, Newt, Larry Craig, David Vitter, Ensign and a plethora of others
classicallady 2 years ago
haha @ title being spot on
vertigate 2 years ago
It's all there in the Bible: Gov. Sanford was taken from shepherding his father's flocks and anointed by Samuel to be Governor of South Carolina.
fishhead06 2 years ago 2
I was wanting to hear what an Anglican priest had to say about this. :P
notscooter952 2 years ago
I'm liberal, but i gotta say that i feel for the Gov here. If he had wronged me personally, and had apologized the way he has, i would forgive him. He seems genuine.
ver506 2 years ago
they always do once caught.
IonicStormFront 2 years ago
That's the thing though, they don't always seem genuine. Of all the "offenders", he's the only one that seems genuinely anguished by this IMO. Not Ensign, definitely not Spitzer, not Clinton, not Edwards...none of them.
Sanford sounds like he fell in love and he hates himself for it.
I'm not making any excuses for abandoning his job the way he did. That was poor judgement and he should lose his job for it..only because anybody else would lose their job if they did the same thing.
ver506 2 years ago
Cheating on his wife is one issue, but not an issue for the electorate. What IS an issue is his absence from office, without being in communication and without handing off leadership as he should have done had he wanted to disappear for 5 days.
SmallWorldFilms 2 years ago 3
But you're not a Hebrew king, dumbass.
jaimymoore 2 years ago 3
Sir... I knew King David and you're no King David!
dawgnpony 2 years ago
lolz
dejahthoris 2 years ago
This guy isa nut!!!!!!! South Carolina what the fuck!
Shiftyeyes516 2 years ago
Hwat´s next? some stoning?
About adulterers, from the wholy book.
"They shall be stoned with stones, their blood shall be upon them." -- Leviticus 20:27
"Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery." Luke 16:18 and on and on ----.
The penalty for adultery is death by stoning.
If you invoke the bible please aahh never mind.
nekedemus 2 years ago 4
Using the "good" book to excuse himself is too funny.
Proverbs 6:32 But a man that commits adultery lacks judgment ; whoever does so destroys himself.
If he lacks judgment, maybe he should be in a position of power?
But it doesn't matter anyway, when was the stoning going to start?
crabbybastard1 2 years ago
King Sanford 2012
entropyfu 2 years ago
what a clown
WKaliberr 2 years ago
this is not about an affair, it's about leaving your state hanging.
many have left office simply for an affair, which is a stupid american custom...now finally a guy who got press because of the affair, but the big fall was going m.i.a. for days, refuses to resign.
is that not the more pertinent and important thing here?
GuitarDemystified 2 years ago
According to Huffington Post, she's María Belén Chapur, who doesn't spell well in her love-emails. But then, English is ~like~ her fourth of five languages.
voyeurdug 2 years ago
But she did know the language of love :)
integral 2 years ago
wow. this guy is such an embarrassment to the state.
hearing a moral cop who just got caught being a hypocrite, repeatedly quote the bible is fucking insulting beyond belief.
forkemdevils1 2 years ago 3
king david let a guy die for a woman.
sol3dg3 2 years ago
yep, poor uriah the hittite got sent to the front of the battle so david could get busy with his wife bathsheba.
dejahthoris 2 years ago
king david was a KING - not an elected official --irresponsible elected officials can be and should be kicked out of office--his girlfriend must have had visions of herself as the evita peron of south carolina with a castle on hilton head and a staff of quaint southerners at her disposal--
santasxgirlfriend 2 years ago 2
Bahahahaahaaa!
Christian Hypocrisy played out in public, priceless!
Gov. Sanford cloaks himself in piety and Biblical precedent. Comparing himself to King David, no less! Indeed, why not Jesus Himself?
Is there no shame?
No cease to this hubris?
Note to Sanford: You owe your political career to your soon-to-be-ex wife's personal fortune and political family ties. Did you really come to believe YOU were politically relevant?
You're Toast.
dogstar7 2 years ago 9
"Comparing himself to King David, no less! Indeed, why not Jesus Himself?"
Christ was blameless. If Sanford had tried to compare himself to Jesus, he wouldn't only get chewed up from the political irrelevancy between the two individuals, but he'd also get quite the beating by Christians themselves - or at least I would assume so...
mike50333 2 years ago 2
hahahaha please stop mixing your religion w/ your politics sir. You sound like a moron.
btownhotties 2 years ago 3
Hide behind the bible.... how expected.
CynicalSavior 2 years ago 3
Someone should ask him about his stance toward Clinton during the monica affair and how Sanford wanted Clinton impeached and to resign...pretty hypocritical don't you think?
PeterPancrease 2 years ago 5
King David didn't resign.
But then-Congressman Mark Sanford insisted that Bob Livingston resign, and that's what Bob Livingston DID DO.
sanford=big fat flaming inter-stellar hypocrite
KataVideo 2 years ago 4
Boy, don't they love to quote the Bible when they're backed in a corner. What a load of shit.
xaqary 2 years ago 5
A southern piece of shit in a suit.
cosmosgato 2 years ago 6
King David didnt steal money from the state either.
Sanford did, and only when he gets caught offers to pay it back.
OhioDemocrat 2 years ago 4
therefore, we should believe that Sanford is like King David?
MISSBEBEBLUE 2 years ago 2
I guess it must be a different standard for republicans, for all we know, democrats are a bunch of "godless atheist faggots".
Give us a break Sanford, and stop using the bible to justify a horrible action.
snipzor 2 years ago 4
For fuck's sake. I was really pulling for Sanford, but this just ruins it for me...
tattypatty 2 years ago
The real issue should not be that he lacks family values and morality. The real issue is that he abandoned his post as governor and used tax payers money for unintended purposes.. to carry out this affair. What if SC had had an emergency? For this reason he should be removed from office. His wife is the only hero in this story as she is not standing by her man unlike the others. She is a class act and I hope she destroys him in divorce court. I know I would.
Smartassawhip 2 years ago 7
EXACTLY!!!! He fricking disappeared for days. I wouldn't even do that at my job!!! If I did I would get fired. He is obviously mentally unstable. Clinton is not a parallel to this. Heck he was still at his desk by the red phone. I am not saying I approve amoral behaviour. But many Presidents philandered..from both parties.
dejahthoris 2 years ago 2
Wasting tax payers dollars! What happened to fiscal conservatism?
awerner2007 2 years ago
For that matter, what happened to family values?
gaddez 2 years ago 2
fuck the bible
hockey2333 2 years ago
He'll be gone by September. And King David wasn't under the scrutiny of the 24-hour news cycle. If Sanford used state money on so much as a meal for this lady then he'll be facing impeachment.
RouletteRog 2 years ago 2
He should not try to quote to Bible at this time, He was the leader of Christian Marriage group at his church, while he was having his affair.
I feel like he has no regard to the bible, unless its polically benifits him.
What makes me sick is that he was left the country for 4 days and his staffers lied to the public while attending to his mistress and or mabey love child by her.
He should be fired for a that act.
hyperbrain20 2 years ago 7
That, my fellow American, is what you call hypocrisy. It irritates me to see Republicans dragging Christianity straight to Hell with their political agenda's.
mike50333 2 years ago 3
oh good
now its king david's fault
brabon1 2 years ago 4
look, you jew hating bastard...clinton watched arafat walk away from the negotiating table
and who says that lewinsky is a zionist?
oh, thats right...you just hate all jews
go fuck yourself
brabon1 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Well... good for him? It's a personal thing. It's between him and his wife. Not the government. Keep on going while republicans still love you.
notscooter952 2 years ago
Good point.
Repeal Clinton's sanction and disbarment then.
What, unwilling?
Then Sanford deserves what's coming.
dogstar7 2 years ago 4