Eddie Griffin - Cats and Dogs Joke

[HaterzBeTrippin2537]

Ahahaha I love his cat joke

[NexisFilms]

You can use his "Cat-look" in any situation . It works 100% ...

[thesmoothcriminal88]

Dont think there's anyone funnier! Love him xx

[lakonification]

Aight motherfucket imma teat these curtains up till you figure out who's running shit around here LMAO

[kay77764]

LOL he is too funny!

[xzxCHIPxzx]

Dogs rule

Dog is the only animal in the world thatll love you more than itself

[bluewhale18]

fuuny as hell

lol

but i'm still dog person, hate cats

[Sherio1987]

alright mother fucker!! hahahaha

[MrDlCatalin]

what show is this from ?

[TheLordYankee]

@MrDlCatalin Dysfunktional Family

[cripbuddz]

shit me 2 i dont really care for dogs im more of a cat lover...even before i saw this i thought dogs were like slaves...

[Mamsaturatdevoi]

@cripbuddz Dude,Eddie was joking,are you serious?Dogs react to most humans like they would react to their pack leaders.If an alien would see what soldiers do in the army they would say they are slaves too,but that's just discipline and following orders.Dogs are the same,they are wired to recognize a leader and follow him and do what he says;it's how it works in nature with wolves and it's how it works with dogs at home.They are not slaves they are just good little soldiers.

[poet2luv69]

I got 5 outside cats.. they only need me for food/water/ a lil scratch, then the like fuck you till later..ok...haha !!! :)

[poet2luv69]

i got 5 outside cats.. they noly need me for food/water/ a lil scratch, then the like fuck you till later..ok...haha !!! :)

[Politicalchick99]

Hahaha that is exactly why I love cats, they got attitude :)

[001starfire]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

[thunderssound]

that is right eddie

i saw dogs fcking humans + humans fcking dosgs

but

i never saw cats fcking humans or humans fcking cats

i hate dogs and i like cats :)

[TheRetaliation18]

@thunderssound What were you watching? O___O

[gigiculet1]

put some food in my motherf*cking boul !!! hilarious:))))

[404gatito]

yeah I don't like dogs for the same reason he said.. love cats.

[Netherwolf6100]

lol I can understand what's he's saying but I'm a dog person. But if you want a dog that doesn't want attention all the time get one older than 5 years old. after that he/she don't need you no more. I dog used to get out the front door and dissappear for hours at a time and would only come back at around 3:00 cuz that's dinner time for him. Other wise as long as he has the couch he has the "Back up bitch I'm daydreamin" attitude

[Liger1xl]

"imma sit here an tare dese curtains up"...!!LMAO!!

[playjeezy11]

"...aiiiight mutha fucka" <---lmfaooo

[xXxPinkKittenxXx]

hahahahahhahahahah I love this. tooo much

[sunnydnukka]

"Put some food in my mothafuckin bowl" I cried laughing

[tommydafrog]

Dogs do tend to bring affection but also incorporate physical activity in the owner's life and sometimes true happiness. Cats in the other hand like being pampered and having everything go their way almost like women. See how the two are somewhat similar yet different? Amazing isn't it?

[tommydafrog]

If dogs can suck their own d1ck, does that make them homo-creatures? He's right dogs are like slaves-its kinda messed up if you think about it but in reality both parties benefit by protection and spending time together. In other words, they both grow up together facing different challenges. By understanding this idea, one can understand why men are dominating and why a submissive women would take orders from a domestic cat.See the difference? If not,U may have a hard time knowing about genders.

[MellyLOVEMJ58]

LMFAO!!!

[bigislander72]

Wish it had the part where the cat says "I'll cut you with these knives!"

[EarthElla]

Thank you Eddie, I have a cat and a dog. Don't know how it happened, I didn't want them that bad. Wasn't even looking...Weird thing is my dog always looks concerned is right there beside me anytime I am in the vicinity of anything edible, he'll look sad and hungry with this pleading look on his face. I can't even sneak a snack.

The cat likes to swat the dog for looking at him, & in the middle of the night he curls up on my pillow, with his ass in my face, I swear he farts while I sleep.

[WhatisallaboutAlfie]

@EarthElla

Hahaha, best post ever. Epic !

[thunderssound]

@EarthElla hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kill the dog man we all hate dogs we love cats :)

[thunderssound]

@EarthElla if a dog fart on my face i swear kill this dog :)

[KerrDogga]

alright motherfucker, ima tear these cutains up until you figure out whos runnin shit around here! EY PUT SOME FOOD IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN BOWL!!

[incognito8333]

i miss'd you like a motha' fukka....hhaahahah

[kuriosity89]

PUT SOME FOOD IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN BOWL!

[belphegor79]

Oh my god, this is funny as fuck.

[NYCzkidd1]

lmfaooooooooooooooooo

[TheTOBster21]

also cats are for pussies you fuckin female!

[TheWhiz93]

@TheTOBster21 wtf are u talking about?

[jackson90ful]

@TheTOBster21 He makin more money than you bitch

[TheTOBster21]

stfu eddie. your career is in the shitter.

[Tvownsu]

@TheTOBster21 AHa how much money have you got? LOL your nothing compared to him

[henry7515]

master: sit

dog: yes sir masa

master: roll over

dog: iza rolling.......want me to like ur ass, come here let me suck your dick, here fuk me in the ass...ahahahahahahahahah

[nitrousboy0311]

LMFAO eyes a rollin.

[mrslate94]

wats da movie called

[aloneinthedarkness4]

Yes I agree; my cat is nothing like my dog!

[Dresden1065]

"Alright mothafucka, I'ma tear these curtains up, till you figure out who's runnin shit around here"

LMFAO cats are the shit.

[firulaybimbinisio]

lol......!!

whats the name of the show people???

[budacrous]

It's his standup movie called dysfunkional family

[strife5390]

Ima tear these curtains up til you figure out who's runnin shit around here.

Put some food in mah bowl!!!

lmao

[japanz33]

I love cats too.

[mkvl1490]

that cat shit was funny as hell man hahah

[pk3194]

EDDIE IS BRILLIANT

[jrion2]

i dont need that much affection get the fuc off me!

lol, yea im a cat person myself as well. ^^V for the same reasons eddie just sed. xD

[luvizlyfe15]

Eddie is the best!!!!!!!!!

[wafflefish1]

hahaha

[slidecube]

The look he gives, after asking the cat to sit kills. The elevator eyes make that joke so friggin hilarious.

[jayt]

lmao