"Fiona's Rant on Starbucks Coffee" : The Shaggy Carpet's "Ask An Expert!"

[AmbiguousMisnomer]

We fill it up more than half because we know you're making what we call a "ghetto latte". You're too cheap to pay for a tall latte so you get a tall americano with lots of room so you can fill the other half up with milk at the condiment bar rather than paying for it. And chances are, you're getting served decaf by your barista for commiting such a tacky display of cheap-ness. As for dogs, all pit bull owners think their dog is cute and adorable til it turns on them and rips theire face off.

[MrIWroteThat]

I have the opposite problem. When I agree to "room for cream," I don't mean the Living Room. How big do you think cream is, Starbucks?

[TheShaggyCarpet]

How wasteful! You must only have one chair in your kitchen.

[stevekt]

If they don't give me enough room for cream I just pour some coffee into the trashcan.