Gnooze 10-22-07 Bush Iraq Congress Dinosaurs Osama Bin Laden

[procommenter]

Americans will be lulled & led by kindly pastors

into the extermination camps.

[daryl060761]

You are funny and hot! :D

[ElCid4321]

While Osama bin Lauden was living in his cave be ordered some Chinese Food to eat in his Cave. This was primarily rice and pork. He also ordered some chicken and noodles. He likes to eat pork very much but does not want to admit it to his fellow Moslems. Moslems do not eat pork because they will go to hell.

[ElCid4321]

While Osama bin Lauden was living in his cave be ordered some Chinese Food to eat in his Cave. This was primarily rice and pork. He also ordered some chicken and noodles. He likes to eat pork very much but does not want to admit it to his fellow Moslems. Moslems do not eat pork because they will go to hell.

[shabana1980]

marta costello your a cuty *_*

cheers from egypt :)

[gnooze]

Hello Egypt!!! :)

[gnooze]

lol! nope, I'm just a Marta.

[gnooze]

State Children's Health Insurance Program.

[runnerrk]

cute, if nonsensical...nice screen presence...

you oughta consider more serious commentary, however...it would make for better discussion on the board...as it is, you're attracting mainly drooling, fawning deadheads...

[arashonline]

lol @ "gimme the gas" and the retarded dinosaur in a blanket. i don't know wtf this is, but it's some quasi-funny stuff.

[sandyib3ll]

The war sure is SCRAP ha ha

[2of6Solutions]

A woman who can make me laugh while doing the gnooz (The G is silent...something to do with a witness protection program I assume). I am so glad to find your Channel.

[DMeNTeD4U]

This is the second of your "Gnooze" shorts I've watched. I didn't think much of the first one, so I thought I'd give it another chance. We can all have off days (episodes).

But nope, I was right the first time. You really suck. Have you ever considered the food processing industry? You'd be a shoo in.

[checkup47]

It's really great the way you're an asshole.

I hope you get ass cancer and die.

[wasy35]

the guy below commented this is shit...he sux..i bet he can't make anything better...its easy to hate...good for you...fuck the haters...

[SimenBer]

Bunch of shitload!

[photofu]

i'm like stop this war, and everything....

[matrixcmitech]

you got it!!! now go get it!!!

[nzblues]

Never have I ever seen anyone imitate a dinosaur.

It may be a first.

[babybabeana]

you always make me laugh

[udoober]

Excellent. I'm embedding this one in my blog.

[HarleyDrider]

SCRAP-Now thats funny.

[krsnapunk]

Ok you ahave alot of energy to create a new video evry day!!!!!!!!!!!!!awesome...

[Khinsch]

I look forward to your videos everyone week. Awesome!

[budsett]

Great stuff. The dinosaurs sound great...try dinosaurs with a Russian accent(cause, it's like, one of your best accents). I know it will work. Maybe not. Thanks for making me laugh.

[gnooze]

Russian dinosaurs! Magnificent. Thanks for watching and commenting.

[micstar81]

This video was great. I'm glad I found your channel, I can't believe it took so long. SCRAP, explosions, ice dinosaurs, what more do you need in a video. I'll look forward to tomorrow's.

[gnooze]

Thanks for tuning it! We'll have a new one up in about 7 hours! Hopefully sooner... :)

[caverly]

Marta, you are like Kleenex. we never even knew we needed you and now we can't live

with-out y o u :-}}

something like that - maybe you are more like ice-cream :-} yeah , that is what i meant .

[gnooze]

Better to be compared to a yummy treat than a tool for clearing out one's nose.

That's what I always say. Or something. :)

[ZachsMind]

Marta is like Kleenex that's made out of ice cream! "Wait, you got your ice cream in my Kleenex!" "No you got your Kleenex in my ice cream!" Two great tastes that... well, one of them isn't a taste really...

Marta what'd ya do to your finger? It's all like "I got a bandage on me! Help! I'm all covered in papercutishness!"

[gnooze]

I never thought I would say I'd rather have a paper cut. But, um, paper does less damage than bread knives. I'll leave it at that.

And Kleenex do kinda have a taste. Like soft-ish paper. Or something.

[ZachsMind]

Well that'll learn ya. *smirk* My bread knives are so dull they can barely cut butter, but then I only buy bread that's already sliced. I'm a very lazy person by nature, and I can't afford to allow my fingers to be cut. Then I wouldn't be able to type. =)

[franknyt]

WOW That was absolutely the Best one Yet!!! ya made me do that reverse snorting sound that made me cover my mouth (cuz I'm in Germany and its like 12:30am and my two year old sleepin' in the next room over), but damn, that was High Lary Us! I wish YT had GOLD Glimmery Stars!

[gnooze]

WOWIE! THANK YOU!

Don't wake the baby! :) Hope you're enjoying Germany!

[MBRHIndustries]

the ice dinosaur made me laugh, whats that from?

[mobiltec]

ABSOLUTELY YOUR BEST YET! And who ever is helping you with the graphics and sound effects is also doing a great job. Or is that YOU? Well no matter this was your finest to date. Congrats on making me almost fall off my chair... No one has done that yet.

[gnooze]

:D SHAZZAM! Glad you like it!

I find most graphics, but some of the most brilliant are tracked down by Gnooze's preditor (producer/editor). He's also responsible for sound design.

Thanks for the super nice comment! It's encouraging as I prep for another long evening. :)

[Strott43]

your very entertaining, and your hearts in the right place--politically

[garicmidknight]

lame episode

[johnnymoondog]

PANGEA also descibes your vids !

P Priceless

A Awesome

N Nifty

G Great

E Exciting

A Amusing

[gnooze]

P Pleased

A At

N New

G Gnooze's

E Enthusiastic

A Audience

Kinda lame, but I'm at work. :)

[johnnymoondog]

9 out of 10.

This girl must try harder !!LOL

[squitmaa]

fantastic dinosaur impression.

[gnooze]

Thank you! I based it on real dinosaurs I've studied.

Wait. No.

[livelifealwaystoo]

I'm impressed with your professionalism You are an excellent role model for those of us who demand that the white male dominated media accept us as equals. So I have some pertinent questions :

1) What kind of hair conditioner do you use?

2) Shave, or wax?

3) What is your views on Cuban heels vrs 3" spikes?

With you in the struggle-

[gnooze]

Hahahahaha!

1) Something from the drugstore. I choose a different one almost every time.

2) Both. Depends on the zone I'm removing hair from.

3) Forced to choose between the two, I would go 3" spike. But I think I'd really prefer a plain stiletto - no spike. Also a fan of a dainty wedge. And flops. Love my flops.

Wait, I wasn't supposed to answer that seriously, was I? :)

[ujdo]

Hmmm, Osama sounds like the Cookie Monster. "ME LIKE AK-47, NUMB,NUMB,NUMB..."

[gnooze]

After I did that, I thought, "That was a muppet-y voice." :)

[popsuckits]

S.C.R.A.P. "sounds like a bumper sticker to me"

[geojus1]

hahah, that was funny. great dino reenactments!

[gnooze]

The dinos were fun to do, glad you liked!

[heavennevaeh]

omg

u are soooo cool

[gnooze]

:D Wow thanks!

[nocafeine]

the best... awesome again marta... I'm putting this one on my myspace page for all to enjoy... stay golden pony girl...

[gnooze]

Shazzam!  Good enough for your MySpace... wow!

[erenberger]

Marta Your the coolest !

[gnooze]

:) :) :)

[Zenobios]

Haha I'm pretty sure Marta was a t-rex in another life. lol

[gnooze]

Awesome! That also explains my sharp teeth.

[blairkenyon]

You make my day, Marta. But that band-aid is looking haggard. Who put that thing on?

[gnooze]

The band-aid has been replaced! You'll be pleased with tonight's show. :)

[gavnila]

ha ha the guy with funny hat from the sixth element

[mike8494]

Marta is the best & Cool i Love it. Mike (-: P.S. get a better bandaid on that finger...

[gnooze]

Band-aid upgrade is complete. My injury required heavy duty early on.

[napoleonwashere]

OMG those acronysm are cool!! More please. ☆☆☆☆☆. ♬!

[goobersayshey]

Pan-gia,

Everyone knows it's better baked...

Or maybe even flambé?

OK dino-kids, if you're good, it's Pangia for dessert! (and the Dino kids are all like "grrrrrr, arrrrgh-grrrrrr).

Marta - you do the Holocene epoch proud!

(Ouch - now my brain hurts).

[qiranger]

Hrm..... Dinos and Dick Cheney seem to have the same face... I knew there was a relationship!

[gavnila]

agreed

[DStyle86]

Thanks for using "reportedly" in the OBL-part. Osama's dead since December 2001. Anyone else wondering why he gets younger and younger in the videos? No...?

[kalvinphil]

WOW !!!! exiting ! love the explosions !

[gnooze]

It's truly Action Gnooze.

[ShatterYourIndra]

Oh man....The dinosaurs were the best. =]

[gnooze]

:) Thanks! Hard to keep a straight face doing them!

[ShatterYourIndra]

Haha, yeah, I imagine. I dunno if I'd be able to do it with a camera on me!

[Zarbod]

It so hard to get militants to play together nicely. It turns out they're pretty militant. Who saw that coming?

Hey, how can I get one of those SCHIPs injected into my me? They're tracking chips to be injected in all children, right?

[gnooze]

Tracking chips! LLOL! (Literally laughing out loud)

[Larryk12308]

OBL & Dick neck Cheney hang in the

white house basement together

playin cards watching porno (full facial nudity)

and drinkin shots then OBL

makes one of his videos to keep the

war on terror crap goin' on

[phosgene2]

there's a greek restaurant in town that makes the BEST pangea. you'd love it. and is it me, or does the democrat voice consistently sound like rosie perez?

[gnooze]

Really? Rosie Perez? I will have to listen to myself more closely.

[cv1122]

one of your best. Lmao @  SCRAP

[gnooze]

Yay! Thanks!

[Blargaldalien]

Was Steven Spielberg on the right or left in that picture? I am so confused.

[xRemx]

I hope your finger gets healed up.  It must have been bad to have that man bandaids on it.

[gnooze]

I will just say that it wasn't good.

[jenzatron]

what the hell is on your finger? Lol I can't stop staring at it.

[gnooze]

It was a band-aid!

[AlterEgoTrip]

Wow you are really going way out there! Wonderful.. getting edgy! :D

[gnooze]

Edgy or crazy? :)

[AlterEgoTrip]

a little of both, which is glorious! :D

[ZachsMind]

"And the dinosaurs were all like--" I almost rolled on the floor laughing my ass off when she impersonated velociraptors. If it weren't for this chair I'd be rollin on the floor laughing my ass off. So instead I'm all like ROTCLMAO. Thank God for gravity!

[gnooze]

Stay safe ZachsMind! Don't fall out of your chair! :)

[TSCIE]

You had us at ASCRAP. 5!

[TheGiantRobot]

Hahaha, SCRAP! Great acronym, I hope Pete Stark adopts it.

[gnooze]

No idea where SCRAP came from -- it was all improv. You can see at the end of it I'm rather proud. I'm a dork.

[inmendham]

Shit that was funny...you is one wild and crazy woman... with a wacky finger thing...I am so hot for some Pangaea right now.

[gnooze]

:) It was just a loose band-aid.  Pangea rules!

[trevb38]

Yo, Mar-taaahh!! What up, Pangeeeaaahh, yeeeuuup!!? Awesome sound effects -- I had to duck for cover for a second there! Complete with grenades, too, pulling the pins with yer teeth -- awe-suummm, yo!!

[gnooze]

Hey trevb!  Glad you took cover. ;)

[caverly]

i can't stop laughing - "lots of explosions"

your voice sounds like a sophisticated 5 year old Steven Spielberg.

SCRAP - right on !!!

you deserve an Emmy for your incredible tour-de-force with so many incredible effects. One of your very best ever ~ ~ ~

[gnooze]

Wow! Thank you!!!

[sheepwshotguns]

great stuff, how long does it take for you to put these video's together? looks like a lot of work for one day.

[gnooze]

Thanks! It takes the better part of an evening generally. And yes, we're hanging by a thread here. :) Nice comments energize us!

[sheepwshotguns]

cant wait till tonights video! the script puts a smile on my face everytime.

and marta... well... ♥ blush ♥

[megamandapop]

whew! that was action packed!!

[gnooze]

Exhausting!

[caverly]

unbelievable battle histrionics, Marta. You must have had g.i. joes when you were a kid -you really tear it up, sis ~ ~ ~

[gnooze]

:D Watching it afterwards, I was surprised by the ferocity of my battle as well!

[johnnymoondog]

The g is not silent in GI joes !LOL

[CallMeNiel]

the terrorists sound like Yoda.

[gnooze]

I thought I made a vaguely muppet sound.

[Machination1]

It's been awhile since I've heard a pangea reference.

[gnooze]

Too long!

[Dog480]

Hey Marta; it always warms my heart to see folks work out their differences & get together. Maybe they'll gather around the campfire & sing kumbaya!

[Blargaldalien]

And then we will send in a predator drone to kill them,with minimal collateral damage!

[gnooze]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Dog480]

Now there's a plan!

[jeffreycoy]

Really like this one. But that thing on your finger is really distracting.

[gnooze]

Thank you and I'm sorry. I've been able to transition into a less noticeable bandage today as I'm healing. Watch for it tonight!

[jeffreycoy]

hahahahahahha, y

[CRNFAllyKat]

SCRAP! HAHAHA! Oh love the dinos thats was great! Bring out the big guns! Love it!

[gnooze]

:D Hey thanks!

[livelifealwaystoo]

Your dinosaur is better than Brooker's and Caitlin's!

[gnooze]

I loved that video!

[jeffreycoy]

Second!

[livelifealwaystoo]

FIRST! again