How Not To Be Seen

[OMFGalienOMFG]

B.J Smegma? BJ is usually associated with blowjob, look up smegma. I DARE YOU.

[RadTheDude]

192 Got blew up on vacation.

[sonfowler1127]

Your video went viral on Croatia

[HOLLEYwood13]

Monty Python....gotta love it.

[RalakFrozenDeath]

No. 42? Not being seen is the meaning of life.

[franciscomrls0]

This video is a favorite on Melekeok

[Zhucci]

Ms. BJ Smegma.

hmmm

[Gthereaper]

DarkLiberatorZone brought me here! :D

[studiosguignol]

B.J. Smegma.

[Haloplaya2332]

"he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover" i was half expecting the whole forrest to blow up

[moca100rat]

o mi mom told me 2 watch this vid becaus i always sneek up on her and fail and then she asked me if i learned anything and i said yes not to tell my neghbors were im going

[Antithropocentric]

This clip shares many similarities with YouTube "hunting" snuff videos. All the animals shot dead in those clips probably wish they were invisible when the white-trash came around.

[ProHacksZone]

This is the neigbor (Justin Bieber), This is where he lived, This is where he was born, This is his wife, This is his other house, This is his youtube channel, This is his end xD

[SaakeBotha]

@ProHacksZone What about his autobiography? 

[tylerdurden1971]

B.J. Smegma HAHAHAH!!!!

[gasplut]

will the real slim shady please stand up - please stand up - please stand up...

[385Productions]

189 people were seen

[alistinniemd]

that hilarious bf3 video using this audio brought me here.

[pigd0g301]

So funny XD

[ArnessaKitten]

Will Paris Hilton and the Kardasian sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up lol

[derGhebbet]

yay, I´m the 8.000th who liked this

[pendeho47]

Sounds like Herr Flick from the Gestapo, from Allo Allo

[TheHumanToYourRight]

@vinnieSWAT50 Mr. Bieber cannot be seen, because he has disguised himself as a girl.

[GrooveBold]

189 people were behind that bush

[Zonnebril70]

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can blow up shrubberies at will. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

[AlantheOttoman]

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

[Alpha1872]

why the red screen at the 'where he was born?

[laurenz16091996]

yes, it was the middle one.....

[DracoonianDevil]

187 people stood up

[jjeremmy]

@DracoonianDevil - no they didn't. oh sorry, wrong sketch

[aac0722]

and now for something completely different....

[jerryplane]

Anyone know where i can find the music in the backgroud?

[MattakuNoKoohai]

1:42 Best scream ever.

[nickhansbauer]

@MattakuNoKoohai hahahaha, i agree!

[nerdlydood]

best movie ever. plots are overrated.

[rozzabuc]

Ms Smegma has the best death EVER! :)

[Ennahhhh]

hwahahahahha!!

[ComradeAlpharius]

lol Bj Smegma

[ShadowRuneZero]

@0:46 Did he just say her name was B.J. Smegma? How the hell did that get past the British censors?

[AnimeFanatic5602]

@ShadowRuneZero The same way they got away with having a naked woman in "The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker" sketch.

[nynke93]

Justin Bieber will you stand up please xD

[Daedalus1776]

And now, for something completely different.

[hypnotic13371337]

2:20 I AM KIRA

[thefreeflowification]

B.J. Smegma xD

[GhostFoxChris]

47 Ninjas

[WolfFZz]

Mister khadafi wil you stand up please, mister khadafi have learnd how not to been seen

[AtillaDK]

ROFL!

Thanks for posting.

[leapoffaith20]

Mrs B J Smegma!

[Penningtontj]

"Oh don't be so sentimental mother, things explode all the time..."

Huh, the capatcha I just got was "Unseen"...

[MnukR]

And now for something completely different.

[comadyman2]

justin bieber and rebecca black would you please stand up

[THEWALRUSRIDER]

@comadyman2

iz fanny cause you unoriginal!

ahahaha!

[HartRaver]

Could the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up ??

[MetroDET2011]

Obama would you ruin our government please and screw our children's lives please

[sef4lyf]

this is the neighbor this is where he lived this is where hes was born hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[SonicFans468]

YOU SEE THE HAT I AM MR NESBIT

[pyashin]

Look At 1:41 and look on the right side in the forest, you can see a figure of someone walking or a ghost.

[pytko3]

@pyashin Whoever that is, is doing a better job of not being seen then everybody else.

[Rogu3ofAZEROTH]

@pyashin It was fucking smoke :L

[ChaoMystero]

"I had a hard time finding this hilarious clip" I guess this clip has some knowledge of how not to be seen

[TheXboxster360]

186 people stood up or chose a very obvious piece of cover.

[xXLDeusXx]

I C WUT U DID THAR!

[Xboxer1080]

Mr. President will you stand up please?

[bababassie]

Am I the only one to notice how to secnd person being named at about 0:50 is called B.J. Smegma?

[zedooncadhz]

@MrRammsteinKicksAss mrrammsteinKicksAss would you please not choose such obvious and non-pleasing humour that in no way provides entertainnment but follows enough precendent to get thumbs up please? Excellent and now for something completely different.... oh no wait this is youtube

[DarthLuminosity]

@MrRammsteinKicksAss "Miss" Bieber, you mean.

[MrRammsteinKicksAss]

@DarthLuminosity Sorry, my bad^^

[DarthLuminosity]

@MrRammsteinKicksAss It's all good. :)

[ArnessaKitten]

@MrRammsteinKicksAss If only he would we wouldn't hear squeaks that many mistake as music anymore

[Peter1992t]

Apparently it's important to not be seen.

[TheScarfaceNinja]

I love the manner in which Mr Nesbitt refused to dance to the beat of their drum.

[HappyWeirdo3]

i love how one of the video suggestions is How To Be English by charlieissocoollike.

i love Monty Python and Charlie McDonnell.

:)

[deepersamwise]

Madeleine Mccann must of watched this

[catgirl4real]

U HAVE 2 LOVE MONTY PYTHON!!!!!!! XD

[SpaceMasterRahel]

XD dude. His laugh is EPIC. }=D

[yukicrossluvs]

love the guys laugh

[kempez713]

Monty Python FTW

[bjr43]

LOL. Funny stuff.

[MrCoolcorey123]

And now for something completely different!

[BaconManDan]

185 people didn't learn to not stand up.

[ChicoRiono]

B.J. Smegma - best name ever

[bigtmoney8000]

185 people have been seen

[Maring0418]

The neighbor is Mr. Gumby! 

[Soilwar]

@Maring0418: Mine too!

[themadness2007]

I have no idea how I never picked up on 'Miss BJ Smegma'.

Most amusing.

[Evi1M4chine]

I love how the bushes are way too small for somebody to hide behind. ^^

[KoHaVOK]

BJ Smegma...gross.

[Evi1M4chine]

@KoHaVOK: If you can’t handle grown-up stuff, why don’t you go back to Bible Belt, Backwater Swamps, USA then?

[KoHaVOK]

@Evi1M4chine Are you fucking serious? Fuck off.

I laughed hard at the name, I was just saying it was gross.

[xXCoDvidzXx]

The COD4 version is better!

[xRemiixCoder]

Thumbs up if this NGU Notice is Not Funny.

[xXCoDvidzXx]

@xRemiixCoder haha kyle

[AntwansTechHelp]

WTF NGU..........

[TheOnlyiBill]

NGU?...!

[PrimalCaterpie123]

Mrs B J Smigma, Will you stand up please

[Tounushi]

This is relevant to my interests.

[dejEtack]

this is actually a ninja training video

[TheCoxblox]

Mr.Nizbit has learned the first lesson of not being seen. Not to stand up.

[ZZYXY456]

ms. BJ segma lol

[Bazookafreak101]

osama bin ladin did not watch this video

[alipmal]

Lmao

[SuperFetaCheese]

Lawlawlololololollawlololululu­lulullolololololololololollawl­awlolololol...*ahem*...and now for something completely different.

[PrimalCaterpie123]

184 people were seen

[CaptainSlow202]

1:10 John Cleese doesn't move away from the mic to breathe in.

[DevSodDribble]

Another way to Not Be Seen: Play bass on the stage in a crowded bar. BELIEVE me, nobody will ever notice you're there.

[Ap0calyps393]

Mrs BJ smegma? Jesus christ these people make great jokes.

[perbloja]

Stupid englishmen !!!!!

[Zoneup100]

@perbloja Die in a fire.

[blindthrall]

Monty Python trained ninjas. +3 to stealth for watching this sketch.

[S3ANnnnn]

Bj smegma

[AeroSpaceProd]

Mr slim shady... will you please stand up? please stand up? please stand up?

[PrimalCaterpie123]

182 people were seen

[ChristianPaul75]

182 people actually had been seen. ;) Or whatever...

[clemstevenson]

Bin Laden learnt a lesson in how not to be seen. Osama Bin Laden discovered that the best way to hide was not to exist. What a cunning bastard. This is why there is no physical evidence to prove that he was killed on May 1, 2011.

[ballerinakay]

Monty Python = legend =D

[hai31]

So... if you don't want to be seen , you just need to find a place where you can't be seen by people you don't want to see you and stay there so people you don't want to see you see you and call you out and shoot you or blow the place where you are staying so you cannot be seen by people you don't want to see you up, right ?

[JenMuse08]

@hai31 Ha! "I see!"

[pwndbytechnomusic]

181 people were hiding in the hospital

[meshlife88]

BJ Smegma? Haha.

[LucasCAPS]

B. J. Smegma?!

[megamanx300]

Pretty sad when the most thumbed comments are "lol dis many people did dis cus dey disliked it hurr"

[rorymcmahon25]

What do ya know, Mr. Bin Ladin stood up.

[MeuNomeEMoita]

@canadianeh24 he decided to stand up after 9 years

[hazerdez]

@canadianeh24 lol

[madarauchiha1218]

I only counted 46 people at the beggining...

[OllieTheSniper]

180 people didn't like the video.

Amidoingitright?

[amaroq69]

Mrs. BJ Smegma...LMAO!!!!

[AtomicProductions98]

180 people's neighbors told where they were.

[ihateloudbitches]

god save us all from being seen

[wolvenmeck]

Yes, it was the middle one.

[Endrey1375]

lol @ Cleese's laugh at the end

[CheeseToastOfDeath]

My name is Bradshaw. This video, for various reasons, makes me very scared.

[AtomicProductions98]

2:32 180 people were not ready for something completely different.

[AtomicProductions98]

However, a neighbor told us where they were (KABOOM!)

And here is the neighbor who told us where they were. (KAPOW!)

And here is where he lived. (KAPLOOIE!)

And this is where he was born. (Building crumble and fall)

LOL :P

Monty Python is the best.

I've basically memorized that whole thing.

[BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

better than the original

[ryanloweseibert]

Love Monty Python!

[IceHail82]

The random scream always makes me laugh

[XaTriC]

Haha , Epic

[WtFuTaLk1nBoUtWiLl1s]

"BJ Smegma" looks as though not even monty python is above 12-year-old humor

[potatoehead64]

" Mr E W Lambert, Homeleigh, The Burrows, Oswestry has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind. " Always cracks me up. Completely random names and places.

[Super16BitGamer]

179 people did not learn rule #1 of not being seen

[badkluster]

I can't "like" this video enough times.

[thestormsguardian]

how could you not like this.

[jonathanwlu]

"Yes. It was the middle one."

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

Yay Monty Python again

[sexbunnyburns]

Hillarious Video

[Manfredhottlebottle]

Mrs Blow Job Smegma. Bravo for getting that below the radar.

[scienceman89]

@Manfredhottlebottle I hardly think Monty python was reffering to that when they announced her name, but so wha if they did. The fact that you even thought of that demonstrates your juvenile mind. Bravo. On a lighter note, it can also mean you may be better/faster at catching things/details others do not, so bravo for that too.

[Manfredhottlebottle]

@scienceman89 I definately think it is what they were reffering when they smuggling it in. The fact that you took such offense at a simple observation demonstrates that clearly you're not suited for basic social interaction or the world in general. I mean seriously, get over yourself.

And by bravo was sincere, genius.

[speedalloverspeed]

Lol!

[MrYegamister12]

lo that is well funny



[pilotbutterfly]

BJ smegma xD

[HellsCloudXx]

Mrs.Smegma dies like a black old chick would....

[mungui1]

177 stood up

[fallenphoenix65]

177 people stood up

[MicrosoftPoitsPlz]

"Though he has chose a obvious piece of cover" EXPLOSION!!!

[SpySappingMyKeyboard]

Nothing quite like Monty pyton to cheer you up when you are slightly depressed.

[KillerHelix]

Cleese's laugh is priceless!!

"And now for something completely different." BOOOOM!!!!!

[nickthebond]

thanks

[richardabbott1966]

Thanks! I'd actually forgotten how funny this was. I'm now in a state where standing up is difficult. At least I won't be seen...

[4CardGirl]

'And now for something completely diffrent!'

[Philmeist0r]

Mrs. BJ Smegma??? wtf

[tehjefey]

@Philmeist0r

DO YA GET IT? XD.

[randomface54]

when not being seen, be careful of landmines

[Thefredcompany]

177 people were seen

[jws1272]

177 people stood up.

[panzerveps]

as of right now, 6986 people liked this, 177 did not.

968487 people has watched this.

[Hamptonthehamster201]

Here is you BOM! Heres were you live BOOM! Here is were you were born BOOM! Laughs and now for something completely diffrent

[monoose35]

love it!!! laugh every time i see it. :)

[Wezli333]

177 people watch "2 and a Half Men."