Jeremy Kyle - How to Spell Father ?

[djsubliminalreeve]

thumbs up to anyone who has beaten this prick up cause i have lol

[bumbandit007]

jeremy kyle is an actual cunt

[TehWebby]

OMG What an idiot! Everyone knows you spell it F-a-r-v-e-r

[SalamProductions]

0:02 "JIZZED IN MY PANTS"

[ChuckNorris449]

anyone know where I can watch the full episode ?



[Englishsea24]

I never saw this on air, was he the FARTHER? I hope not

[Englishsea24]

This idiot cracks me up because he thinks hes so smart and has not got a brain cell to support anything he says. And I don't know what that stupid cow is smirking at, because she can't even do better than to have a child with HIM!

[Jabberwoxx]

To this day he probably genuinely believes the audience were laughing at Jeremy and not him...

[daniel25001]

The awkward moment when he was told backstage that he spelt father wrong.

[xJohnox123]

0:00 - 0:06 Orgasm face

[ChineseJack94]

Im sure he'll make a great farther

[jippop444]

Even the security bloke is pissing him self!

[mrcrepsly]

to be fair he spelt the word right, just the other version of it. farther

[BolvarFTW]

i wonder what presents he will get from farther christmas in 2012 :P

[BolvarFTW]

love how the security guy laughed aswell

[alternativebassist]

that's not how you spell father....

[DBKaiFANSonGokuRises]

f a r t a t r ?

[Niemtol2]

@DBKaiFANSonGokuRises F-A-R-T-H-E-R

[TrueTimeline]

He lives in the town i live in, and trust me people this was one of his smartest times lol, hes such a dick and acts hard then gets slapped about like a cock, and dont mistaken him to be a stud, the girls he has kids with and such are just dirty slags who will fuck anyone.

[ChuckNorris449]

@TrueTimeline is he still like it now?

[TrueTimeline]

@ChuckNorris449 I found out about this video after I had worked with him and trust me this was a good day of spelling for him, as for the woman thing, what can i say the woman in my town are just as thick as this dipshit.

[TomKennyIsLovely]

lm not being funny but lt sounds like he said it right? lol lm confused???

[KillaGrogan]

@TomKennyIsLovely he spelled it farther its spelt father

[TomKennyIsLovely]

@KillaGrogan lol oh yeah he says R :P Thanks

[sprPee]

@TomKennyIsLovely hahah retard u belong on this show!

[ChuckNorris449]

can someone upload the full episode pleaseee?

[wowthisismyusername1]

I came here because of Ed Sheeran. It excites me to know I'm watching a video that Ed has watched.

[veelietheiar]

it's nice to learn there is stupidity outside of north america.

[Sylar377]

It'd be funny if it wasn't so tragic. These are the kind of people you see daily in this country.

FFS...

[21scurdie]

Even the security guard in the background is laughing!

[MCFCRuss]

LOL thought he was blowing Jezz out haha... gobsmacked are we

[Travissimofo]

Ed Sheeran brought me here.... Then I remembered how much I fucking hate Jeremy Kyle! That twat is as 'orrible as his guests.

[theone225]

Is the security guard laughing? LOL

[Zima143]

FARTHER

[AmyMunch]

like if ed sheeran and him being bored brought you here.

[MrMGD92]

@AmyMunch Please explain...

[BubbiGooner]

Ed Sheeran sent me here.

[raaandom1]

HAHAHAHA

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

Even the big bodyguard laughed :D

[dohertyz]

Lol he said "gob smacked" he thought everyone was laughing at Jeremy, prick

[brianwuchifung]

0:35 even the security laughed at him

[pondfeed]

lol he looks like rooney

[fateupagainstyourwil]

I love how jeremy kyle quiets the dogs down with the finger and the 'shhh' lol hes like a school teacher

[Rugbymadone]

Wayne Rooney??

[CrazzyMead16]

What a stupid fuck.

[codetube17]

ITS WAYNE ROONEY ! lol

[GreatWhiteBrow]

He spelled it right. Just had the wrong meaning. Father = dad.  Farther = distance. What a prat. Gotta love homophones though. Great way to confuse idiots like him.

[tehSamz]

PAR

[Flamestar1989]

Imagine heading home and thinking you're a complete legend for showing up JK, then being told that you were wrong and everyone was laughing at you. How much would that suck...

[ShaneKing]

Does he not realise it's wrong?

[LogicalStatements1]

Give me an R give me an E give me a T give me an A give me an R give me a P..

DAMMIT.

[Veron451]

@ItsKnucklez

Well, let's put it a different way: I'm a linguist; I am right. I know what I'm talking about, and what you were taught doesn't make a scrap of difference.

[xdante619]

Sadly I went to school with this 'tard & this is actually him at his most intelligent

[FayleThrough]

@CactusManHD yeah? well, that doesnt mean you have a good knowledge of the SW universe, i have most of the books, graphic novels all of the games and over 130 action figures, BITCH

[FayleThrough]

@CactusManHD it is actually "NO, I am yout Father" get it right nigger

[RnB4LIF3]

@FayleThrough YOU DUMB FUCK!!! LEARN HOW TO SPELL RETARD AND GET THE JOKE DUMBASS, JUST AS DUMB AS THE IDIOT WE'RE ALL LAUGHING AT, RACIST SCUM!

[FayleThrough]

@RnB4LIF3 i spelled everything right you stupid jigaboo except for a slight typing error because of the close keeys on my keyboard so ha, go back to africa or learn your star wars

[RnB4LIF3]

@FayleThrough Lol dumb fuck! NO IDIOT you *spelt* words incorrectly because you're stupid,worthless,uneducated,ra­cist scum. Retarded filth like you are incapable of anything but pathetic racial slurs and insults. Lol fuck starwars and fuck you. Instead of blaming the fucking *keys* on your keyboard how about you go buy a fucking dictionary, better yet hang yourself. And I'm proud to say I visit African countries often and ppl there can fucking spell fucking loser don't reply me I'm done with you

[FayleThrough]

@RnB4LIF3 umadbro?

[FUCK202]

grr annoys me the way he thinks he spelt it wrong, why didnt jeremy make it more clear how much of a giant retard he was?

[jazzsaxboy]

They are a different breed these people. Sterilise the wasters at birth and stop them sucking the blood out of decent people

[thecowswantitback1]

@jazzsaxboy totally agree.

[kly45]

I am so smart, S-M-R-T.

[cloudskipa]

He didn't even realise he spelled it wrong and he actually though the audience were laughing at his poor comeback: "Can you spell dad?"

How can someone be so thick? not only to spell it wrong, but to not pick up on the audience's reaction?

[MrDakotaheer]

His Ferger?

[rittsyrider]

People shouldn't really take the piss out of him, if he has learning disabilities. Put your self in his shoes if that happened to you.

[SJMJ91]

"F-A-R-T-H-E-R." ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaha

[marcusleonswadling]

I love the way he is soo fucking thick he's sitting there with a grin on his face thinking 'haha, now jeremy looks stupid, they're all laughing at him'... He thinks he spelt it right, Jeremy should have rubbed it in at the end and told him though.

[3424lauren]

oh our farther, whom art in heaven

[MrDasaint08]

0:25 The 'Oh fuck' smile.

[l0dgey]

lol

[vicbustermcgowan]

@SazDeeB173 I think you mean "genuinely".

[PlaydohMonkey123]

I would hang my head in shame if i shagged that.

Imagine what the child will think in a couple of years when it watches this??

Scumbags

[SamoanSoilder]

He thinks the audience is laughing at Jeremy Kyle, but they are actually laughing at him...

[gshack93]

He spelt it ' farther ' not faither

[gshack93]

Haha gutted!

[MrRussianterror]

LOL I LIKE THE BOUNCERS CHEESY GRIN AT 00:35

[Foebane72]

What the hell's a faither?

[ENightmare69]

@Foebane72 A faither is a Scottish father! hahaha

People like the guy in this video should be sterilized at birth.. these scum are breeding and producing more dead heads to sponge off the tax payer.. disgusting..

[stevelee9008]

Haha RE-TARD

[BolvarFTW]

even the security guy behind em is laughing lol

[Talisman09]

haha, he asks: "Gobsmacked?" - he still didn't realise he had spelt it wrong. He thought they were laughing purely because he actually tried to spell it

[PrimeM92]

PMSL!

What a total moron! People like this should never be allowed to have sex, imagine what his kids will turn out like.

More to the point, how did a guy who is so blatantly stupid, obnoxious and pig ugly ever manage to bed so many women?!?! Either he has a king-sized wang to make up for it or alcohol must be to blame. :S

[NoxVulpine]

Dumbass. Everybody knows there's an E at the end.

[BlazingNetwork]

Luke, I am you farther!

[BlazingNetwork]

Luke, I am your farther!

[simbo1996]

@TheGeekyTree Yes - amazingly he believed he spelt it correctly: that explains his 'smug' grin... lmao!

[StewieGriffin44]

Fartatr. Mm.

[furstenfeldbruck]

man i love England

[Soloxable]

I love how Jeremy Kyle didn't even bother to rub it in that he spelt it wrong... he just him live in his own stupidity.

[TheDeadlyMunchkin]

LOL.

[xLivexxLaughx]

looool over confident muchhhg

[DOTSCOTDOT]

What a wally!!

[101ChrisTube]

Lol he thought he spelt it right Lmfao

[oh9ah6]

He's so chuffed :D

[lotilda]

Haha-someone commented that he looks like a snake-made me laugh!

[Sam13lfc]

I can't describe how much I adore his cluelessness at what he just did

[dominicdiep2011]

I love how he was laughing to himself as if he thought he was right! LOL

[funnyblackmans]

fart her ? :S

[lsdotcom]

@funnyblackmans LOL  xD

[idealHopper]

Well... was he the Farther or not?

[ragerancher]

I love that the security guy behind him is laughing at him too. When security laughs at you for being thick, you know something is wrong :D

[BlueCircleScotland]

Let's hope he never goes to work in the daycare industry...

[xMrRjDx]

Goml randy

[xMrRjDx]

Lol

[oooFOOTLOCKERooo]

Rooney??

[marcosdosh]

@XtraAceCon I know right! He is obviously a very intellectual individual :)

[CertificateAwesome]

Hahahahahahahahaha, fuck im stoned

[marcosdosh]

Im pretty sure this dude just mistook which word to spell. He obviously thought Jeremy meant 'farther' as in, more distant than far. Easy mistake to make, especially in the context of the argument...GOD GUYS!

Just kidding, he is a complete plonker!

[brandonhud60]

Rofl, the idiot sounded it out xD

[Kida809]

if he is the dad i fear for that baby -_-

[WhatTH3fuckkkkkkkk]

lmfao he was smirking cause he thought the crowd was laughing at kyle hahahaha

[iNiNjAMaNg0]

lolol FARTATR

[MCFCRuss]

'gobsmacked are we' lmao.... the clown thought he spelled it right

[Geraint961]

0:37 look at the security guard grinning!!

[XxXsmiledudeXxX]

Wayne Rooney when he's 17.

[Azlak0507]

Even the tank of a security guard in the background is grinning!

[tractorboydavidbrown]

@Azlak0507 lol tank!

[tractorboydavidbrown]

@Azlak0507 lol tank

[XxyidetteX4evaxX]

Was he the father?

[Veron451]

You seem to have spelt 'farther' wrong in the title...

[fuckAdoddleDO]

@Veron451 "Spelt" is not in the English dictionary. You mean "Spelled".

[Veron451]

@fuckAdoddleDO

No, the past form of the word 'spell' is spelt. 'Spelled' is the Yank way of spelling it.

[ailiepants]

@Veron451 No...it's not actually, it's just an alternative way of spelling it.

[Veron451]

@ailiepants

No, it isn't; 'spelled' is the American and Canadian spelling, whereas 'spelt' is the British. In more recent times, however, the -ed ending seems to be gaining precedence in Britain.

[MikeTehV]

@Veron451 its not about the country. "spelled" is the past tense of spell, such as "he spelled". but "spelt" is another form of the past tense only used in the passive, such as "it is spelt". another example is "hid" and "hidden" or "burned" and "burnt". SORRY MR LINGUIST.

[fuckAdoddleDO]

@Veron451 It's not. Even though both are accepted by the Oxford Dictionary the past tense has always been spelled.

[The1AndOnlyMike]

Father can be split up into "Fat her"

Or in his case; "Fart her"

[AoETOXIC]

I think he think thhat he spelt it right

[nwdle1]

disleksik wanca

[mmscott9]

0:47 ssh my minions

[mmscott9]

wot, datz howz u spel farther?

[20CentPat]

Was he the Farther or No?

[ChadaProductions]

@20CentPat No he wasn't

[JackleSpanner]

even the security guy laughed :L

[NaYarB04]

Luke, I am your Farther

[lsdotcom]

@NaYarB04 LOL XD

[OrganicUnderpants]

he spent FARTHER's day alone :(

[MasterTenku]

oh dat is well shameful

[PremierPeep101]

I love how he smiles thinking he spelt it right and then says 'gobsmacked are we?'.

[lcjj7]

@PremierPeep101 I think he means "gobsmacked (at the results you were just handed" are we?" because he's so confident he's not the father

[lcjj7]

@PremierPeep101 handed)*

[chrisjoyce87]

FAIL!

[liltirent54]

FUNNY THING IS, the first time I heard this I didnt realise he spelt it wrong. O.O

[ollieiskoolio]

Haha poor guy

[adzbuh]

what a scummy little cunt if i had my way i would send them all to auschwitz

[flippixie88]

@BiggyInHD * they're

[CorEllable]

'gobsmacked are we?' no, we expected you to spell it wrong, and you did.

[InspieringEpicVideos]

This is sooo mean.....he spelled a word wrong, and then everyone laughs at him..

[westlifesbabygirl17]

@InspieringEpicVideos Maybe he should of listened in English then.

[19jacobob93]

Why are people writing what it says in the video in the comments section? We've just heard it for our selves thanks, twats!

[tinkerbelllvuu]

i love how at 0.25 he sits there looking smug because he thinks he has just owned Jeremy Kyle hahaha

[ThatChickkLaura]

"...F-A-R-T-H-E-R! Can you spell dad?" *everyone laughs, he still doesn't realize he's spelt if wrong* - "Gobsmacked are we?:)" "Chuffed." LOL

[pandapantsoo]

HAHAHAHAHA

[hemorrhagegoth]

Even the security gard was laughing.

[xxxamybbzxxx]

"Can you spell father?" "F-A-R-T-H-E-R Can you spell dad?" LOL

[xxxamybbzxxx]

"Can you spell father?" "F-A-R-T-H-E-R Can you spell dad?"

[connza1995]

Have too say if he said soosh to me and i was in the audience i would have something to say

[MrLockeV1]

even the body guard is laughing at him

[Kingcarl1213]

I love how Jeremy just stands there grinning and holding back the laughter. :')

[MrMGD92]

thats soooooo embarassing. it,s bad enough appearing on this rubbish,but to do that my god.

[jonathanaus2010]

such a good looking person

[ThePeterofl]

Priceless!

[fleppleman]

fucking circus of a show this.

[makhwushi]

to be fair the word that means "more far" is spelt farther