THE ZOMBIE CARETAKER!

[rlacombe]

All quiet from the big man with no credentials.

Sweet. I was bored with this anyway.

[rlacombe]

And again I say my address....on the net...such is my willing to meet you....

32 Goose Gate

Hockley

Nottingham

NG1 1FF

And when can I expect to see you?

[aat000]

at the weekend. i trust you'll be in unless your shift at ASDA clashes...

[rlacombe]

A time and day please aat000. Seriously. Come on dude...I've posted my address on the net for christs sake....I am genuinely truly willing to have you round to talk about films and TV Production. I know this is all youtube balls, so all we want is to answer your criticism and disucss your work also.

So which day this Easter weekend, and what time? Roughly.

[rlacombe]

By the way...in case we dont know you....

..."rubbish!"....

...that's a fucking BRILLIANT youtube comment.

Oh, your company is again?

And your work / site is where sir?

[aat000]

"By the way...in case we dont know you...."

You and your buddy seem to be under the impression that we know each other. To my knowledge i have never met either of you.

[rlacombe]

"rubbish"...

...your copmany and your website and your work to view is where again?

[aat000]

AGAIN- I don't take orders from some nobody, who produces this unimaginative drivel.

[rlacombe]

For a paid full time film director...you dont have much confidence....it's not an order...I cant order anyone.

Just asking seeing as it is YOU who came on and told us this film was rubbish.

Such lack of conviction and confidence!

[aat000]

I don't have to justify myself to someone who doesn't even work professionally. I have never heard of the film companies listed in the description on this video!

[rlacombe]

And of course, if YOU who wont even list your work has never heard of something then it cannot be right of course?! Now....your film company sir, and your work for us to view?

[rlacombe]

aat000...you still have not answered the question on where we can see the films you have directed? Must be somewhere on the net if you do this for a living?

[rlacombe]

Look...aat000 replied with my meeting offer on PM:

"Original Message:

> Why don't you send me your address and i will come to you if you are close to Brum. And I usually travel around on my sex weekends anyway".

...well...bit wiered sir / madam, but sure...I'm not one to hide:

32 Goose Gate

Hockley

Nottingham

NG1 1FF

And when can I expect to see you?

[rlacombe]

I sent this to aat000 on PM:

aat000 said: Quote: "Bit pathetic when you are arguing with someone you will never meet over the net. Complete amateur."

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As said...I'll meet. I'm not far from Birmingham, so sure...lets meet to discuss your work? Thought not! Nah, come one...this is all youtube fun and all...but let's meet. Dont hide behind your keyboard...we'll meet you. Where?

[TVsJester]

I'll come along too. I would love to hear his words of wisdom.

[rlacombe]

...or "her" words? That might explain all the sexual dude stuff on PM?

[TVsJester]

of course, never thought about that. I might be interested if its a lady and not a daft know nothing student who thinks watching crap UK cinema that no one else likes makes them an expert because they like "cult" (crud) films.

He has nothing to say and he says it too loud.

[aat000]

what exactly is it that you have to say? you have no point, just random claims to know the inner workings of my family! LOL you are a joker, what experience do you have? what is your company, what comissions do you have to your name... none.

[TVsJester]

I think aat000 has gone to make up some stuff to show us, I look forward to his claims. He keeps PMing me strange comments about his personal preferences! All I want to know is what he has directed but he won't tell me, unless "I want to lick your bits" is one of his films.

[rlacombe]

Yeah, he claims I blocked him too when I did nothing of the sort. I ought to though with his comments on my pm!!! Shameful!

So aat000...come on man...where are your films?

[rlacombe]

By the way aat000....where this all importnat link to your work? Your "living" as a director....can we turn this to that? Can we see your work please?

If you comment so quickly on this fine piece, where can we democratically see and comment on your work. A trailer? A website? Something?

Let's stop having you sending perverted PM's to us, and lets see you films?

[rlacombe]

OH MAN! Don't pm me that kind of filth!

[rlacombe]

TV's the Jester does it again. aat000 is destroyed by him! I particularly like how you say "and you can judge someone has substance over youtube?".....yet you were so quick to criticise this film and it's "amateur" editors.

TV's the Jester has just mailed me some of the things you emailed him about licking and touching...you're a sicko aat000!!!

Do you really have those thoughts about dudes and stuff? You ought to stop sending stuff like that to ppl?!

[TVsJester]

aat000 kisses dogs and has unhealthy thoughts about goats, he told me in an email.

[TVsJester]

yeah a true master of budget wasting with no end product of value. Funny one

[rlacombe]

Toni Harman.....lol. Good one!

[TVsJester]

of the fleecey wooly  type?

[aat000]

if you can't take critisicm then that is your problem not mine... TvsJester

[TVsJester]

Oh i can take it from people who matter and have talent and people I respect. People who are all opinion without substance bore me. You bore me.

Get some talent, get some balls and come back.

[aat000]

lol ok. stop sending sending me pms.

[rlacombe]

Run scared you cock-smoker. Bow Down before the true masters of the UK film scene! lol Enjoy your real ale while you watch shit horror filmes....fuck off and hang your head in shame at daring to mock TV's The Jester!

[aat000]

why send a pm saying "lets carry on arguing anyway" when you are already doing that on the comments. and you can judge whether someone has substance over youtube? lol

[TVsJester]

what are you talking about? I have never met you? Why do you keep emailing me on here? I would reprint them but they are easy to fake.

Take my word for it, you are a nutter. Also you are a loser with no background in film. You are pathetic and your own family hate you.

[aat000]

my own family hate me?! talk about random comments!

[TVsJester]

its nothing compared to your sexual innuendo in your emails you keep sending me.

I do not wish to sleep with you and I will report your filth so please stop it.

Perhaps you would care to let me know BTW, what your area of expertise is within film making? Also what films have you made?

Also your family don't hate you, they just aren't too keen on you. Sorry

[aat000]

"Also your family don't hate you, they just aren't too keen on you."

Take a chill pill buddy, it's youtube, what the fuck do you know about my family. typical youtube tough guy, all balls behind the keyboard making disgusting comments.

[TVsJester]

ok i made it up about your family but you like the diversion.

Ok silliness aside, what do you know about films? What is your background in it?

[aat000]

fuck off, youre an idiot who cant talk rationally.

[TVsJester]

ok, rational talking. I have written, acted and directed films. What is your background?

Why do you resort to foul language? Is that really the best you can do?

Try again but this time tell us about your background in film making.

[aat000]

I actually making a LIVING from directing. But you show how unprofessional you are by your random comments about my family etc. Bit pathetic when you are arguing with someone you will never meet over the net. Complete amateur.

[TVsJester]

yes directing indeed! They aren't random comments at all, quite inspired actually. Go on aat000 give us a snippet of your directing genius and tell us a few pieces from your directing CV. AMaze us, or simply make up some stuff as you did with the directing claim.

RLACOMBE, ask him some questions about his technical beliefs and I bet he will give you some student waffle.

As for pro behaviour, swearing is so professional, well done.

[rlacombe]

I'll meet man....just tell me where. You say you are in Birmingham. That's only a short drive. Seriously...I'll meet you.

[rlacombe]

He dares to dis TV's The Jester! lol He must be mad?! Does he know who you are?!

[TVsJester]

obviously not a fan of my poker, acting or writing. OR just very jealous. I would imagine he is some sixteen year old spotty youth sat masturbating over youtube!

[aat000]

Check out Toni Harman for a some real uk talent.

[TVsJester]

care to answer my questions?

[rlacombe]

(I smell Wool?!)

[TVsJester]

would you credit it? aat000 has no videos on. CLearly someone we know who doesn't have the balls, talent or intellect to give their real ID and speak honestly. I think someone with a limited sense of humour and someone jealous they can't make films. If they can, please prove me wrong and show me what you can do.

[aat000]

rubbish!!

[rlacombe]

You only joined yesterday aat000! Faceless coward....Brian is after you, you friggin retard!

[aat000]

i love zombie movies but this is a piss stain on the genre. Geez youtube and it's amateur directors. please remove zombie from the title until you learn how to edit properly.

[rlacombe]

Ha ha! Yeah sure. Now reveal your true identity you sweat from a baboons balls! How would you know about "youtube directors" when you only joined yesterday! Kindly forward your email to open the debate! lol And let us see your works you mentally challenged zombie lover!

[zoolfilms]

"this is a piss stain on the genre"

You mean a piss take on the genre which it is, which is why it is a comedy sketch. Or did you think we were going for real scares?

[zoolfilms]

yea your right the editing was crap!

[rlacombe]

It's clearly someone we know having a laugh...if it's not then what a fuckin loser! lol

[aat000]

not a loser, just tired of pretend artists claiming to be real and therefor blocking the progress of real artists. youre whats wrong with uk film. pisses me off.

[TVsJester]

and you are a real artist? Where is your CV, your credits, your work? What is your area of expertise?

[TVsJester]

come on big shot, show us a film you have made. Show us your credentials. In fact tell us your name and we can be honest with each other.

The problem is you always hide behind someone else and haven't got the balls to speak as yourself.

[rlacombe]

ha ha...I love this.....yeah yeah....CLEARLY someone we know! lol Of course mr aat000, you being a real artist weill happily link us to your films? Maybe go and watch your fucking Argento movies, or maybe your shitty Fulci wank films...or maybe you like reading Harry Potter books!

[rlacombe]

Someone asked me if we ever make "moral" films.....lol!

[gekotdf]

deffo worth the wait! action suspence zombies....retards! this movie has everything!!

[ht589132]

Very racist.

[tomsonshow73]

Fucking Awesome! I stayed up all night to watch that! I haven't done that since they showed thriller on the tube!

[rlacombe]

...lol...and what about the "Making Of Thriller" on the VHS? (or even Betamax!)

[zoolfilms]

Yes, the making of thriller on VHS, that was my favourite video when I was a kid.

[rlacombe]

Please excuse the LOW quality YouTube processing! HD into YouTube does not go! This is available on better sites!