Tales From The Crypt : Til Death (2x04) Pt. 3/3

[BarrettTV]

i love how she saves his life & he sets her on fire & shoves her into quick sand...and i literally LOLd when she said "take me logan,im burning with desire"

[Ozone04p]

@BarrettTV That's one of my favorite parts! I love Crypt keeper!

[RideTheLightning761]

If A Human can't die then just dismember its body cut off its head or crush its body and bones cause how can it still be alive without a body? Simple logic.

[NickiT1012]

Be careful what you wish for.....Or the way you choose to get.........and do follow instructions!! lol

[castigo617]

think before you slip someone a mickey

[xXDre50Xx]

Damnit why couldn't that voodoo women let Logan die!!!!!!

[caninecasey10]

1:28 How can you do an epic scream while nudgeing a zombie into quicksand?

[Monstrosity1000]

ten times ickier if the skeleton maggie would say "make love to me!" every time she appeared...

[SmokinGun95]

ugh, that tongue...

[guardian921]

The one thing I love most about the episodes that take place before the 1960s is that the acting is over the top cheesy, just how you would expect that era to be.

[TiradeFaction]

@guardian921 I don't think it ever suggested it took place in the 60s. Did it?

[guardian921]

@TiradeFaction No, but from the clothing, set up and situation, you can sorta tell that it's set well before the 90s. I figure Casablanca period, which is when films and such were TOTALLY over the top drama.

[Moonstone2732]

Dummy should have just shot himself if he really wanted to escape her and the vodoo ex. gf8B

[NaiTaiDai]

How did he get out of that quicksand/sinkhole?

[Mr87sam]

Some good ass acting! BRAVO!

[915LOCA]

Like they say the misunderstood is understood when shit like this happens lol I wonder how would he fuck???...shes decaying all there's gonna be left is bone??? Ryte?? Lmfao

[thelateoscar]

SIIIIIIIICK!!!! MOOOOARRRRRRAAAHHH!!!!!!!

[oneindachamber]

lmao. She went from looking sexy and fine to lookin like the cryptkeeper. What a nightmare.

[klownsik]

04:04 dude starts laughing

[jgstargazer]

5:08 Yikes!

[naminesoraluv]

LOL all he needed to do was just get his behind out of the country simple as that XD

[ksmith1x1]

"I'm back!!" funniest episode so far!

[pitmascus]

the puns

THE PUNSSSSSS!!!!!!

[bubbacas23]

OMG, she deteriorating like the incredible melting man

[snatchpro]

I woulda faked drinking a bottle of poison to get that girl to leave me alone.

[iamhungey12345]

Missing ending:

Logan - GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*kisses*

Logan - *vomits*

[Topher1286]

A lot of people seem to be wondering why he gave her more than one drop of the potion to begin with. If you'll notice, she started nagging him about his business right before he gave her more. I'm pretty sure he thought giving her more of the potion would make her subservient to him.

[empattinson2668]

Lmao her tounge!

[MsHorrorzone]

nice ending

[poplpopl12345]

@TheWitchWay hay pussy is pussy......

[BrownEyedBeauty003]

i dont know whether to laugh or be kinda scared

[toonrat]

3:26 lol zombie's like "Oh my!"

[musicbymat]

he is being chased by a corpse :o

[caytonxavier]

This is why I always keep my poison pills in a bin in the dining room

[QBFOJustin]

Puns suck...

Except on Tales From The Crypt.

[kuzeryukotsu]

hahahaha oh man I just love the puns . ALWAYS TOLD YOU YOU;D GET- AHEAD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kuzeryukotsu]

I'M BURNING WITH DESIRE

[poplpopl12345]

id still boner her.....

[laReinedesNeiges75]

Cet épisode m'a bien fait marrer

[mockingbirdforever]

good stuff

[Tatonka220]

Here's what I don't get: he gave her the one drop, she came back, made love with him, and was obviously still in love with him in the morn'g. He had the woman, she was his...so why the fuck did he need to give her more? Dumb ass Glad u got what ja got what a dumb ass

[RangerDangerization]

I probably would have shot myself lol thats why spell bottle like the one he used shoul come with instructions lol

[mintchococat]

Lol this is all hiss fault

[keonta81]

funny he couldnt even kill his self to get away from here

[keonta81]

im burning with desire...lol

[longgisako143]

asshole

[chabalito000]

THIS WAS A VERY GOOD 1. TO ME THE BEST OF THEIR EPISODES.

[86thrasher]

episode was pretty metal!

[lxWiCKEDxl]

LMAO THATS FUNNY WHEN HE GARGGLES AT  0:52

[MegaSmurray]

she's burning with desire lol........

[laurnias1213]

='[

[longstar56]

hey when he dies it wouldn't be that bad

[unrealistiCouch84]

i would simply get the authorities, its that simple lol

and lmao at : 52!!!! hahahaha

[cherrycherryBOOM369]

@unrealistiCouch84 which authorities would that be exactly the ghostbusters, linda blair, the vatican

[RyanDope11]

oh boy, this was so fuck disturbing, even with beers

[aulaw2001]

It would be a lot weird if she ended up dust, and the dust is attracted to him, and he decides "Hey, this isn't so bad after all." And just let's the dust stay on him like nothing at all, the end. Then again that would make for a crappy ending.

[glamtrackstar70]

Damn I'd be into Maggie if it weren't for the sharp teeth. You got the money from her so just keep her in a cage. Don't have to feed her. She's dead. Pull her teeth out and let her suck it some times. What's the big deal?

[SavagePassion666]

@glamtrackstar70 You sir, are ten times more horrifying than the show congratulations.

[MegaSmurray]

@glamtrackstar70 thats a good one

[vinger79]

he should have taken the love potion in order to tolerate it

[markangelo533]

he shouldn't have put his hands up while in the quicksand so that he could just drink the quicksand and die easily...one thing is for sure...he's an asshole by putting a lot of drops in her drink

[TheGooseboy]

1:33

shittiest ending phrase ever.

[leviathan1721]

damn... if i were him i would have beat her ass with the chair he was next to...... shes just bones!!

[UnderDog988]

how is this bitch decomposing so fast...

[TheGooseboy]

exactly what i was thinking

[LandoftheShanks]

grew up with this show, love it still. (21)

[Kleeyook]

I'd just let her burn instead of kicking her into the quicksand. :(

[Werdernator]

who's the guy? i know him somewhere but i can't remember ..

[saturnlover9]

@Werdernator the guy's name is d.w. moffet.

[CatZilla2007]

Zombie goes to smooch her hubby...

Hubby: DAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Roflmfao that made me laugh so hard.

Dayyyymmnnnn she hella nasty!!

[andyskytten]

LMAO!! The Doc Keeps POISON in his bag!!! That's Awesome!

[SensualAddiction]

damn aint that a bitch

[tandiwe36]

shoot, I would've jumped in the quicksand to get away from her. he's stupid

[andyskytten]

@tandiwe36 True True,...but if he really was smart he woulda A: Only did one drop...(and made sure she drank the whole glass it was in) B: after not doing A woulda shot her in the head C: Let Her BURN!!! LOL But then what can you expect from TFTC except a good laugh..besides, the episode woulda been short if he'd been smart ;~}

[mendelboaz]

0:51 and 2:43 are so freaking funny xD. I laugh my ass off everytime I hear the gurgling sound he makes when he's drowning xD (at 0:57) Brilliant!

[mendelboaz]

As I said in the previous part, dispite the horrible acting, the music is perfect. It's very scary, but the acting is horrible. It makes me wonder if they wanted to make it scary, but that didn't work out, or if they meant for it to be funny. But the part where he's drowning, that's not the TFTC style of humor. When Maggie says: 'Take me Logan, I'm burning with desire', that's TFTC style of humor. Thanks for uploading.

[xtlhogciao]

My poor jokes aside, that guy really sucked ass at acting

[xtlhogciao]

This guy is one of the worst actors I have ever seen in my life. Some scenes make the kid who screams "They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me. Oh my God!" from Troll 2 look like Brando.

The entire poison, which I'm sure is a totally common item found in doctor's bag, scene had me laughing my ass off.

[safarigurl150]

its not so much the actor as the ending. i honestly thought that he was going to end up committing suicide and that Maggie would be revealed to have been acting all along, as she was working with the psychic behind his back to make him think he was playing her but it was really her playing him. this would sooo fit her arrogant and witty personality

[xtlhogciao]

You're  really over-analyzing it.

There's no way they put that much thought into the story.

[xtlhogciao]

it'd be less slapstick and stupid

[safarigurl150]

ACTUALLY, most tales from the crypt episoded do end like that - with a really surprise twist. like in that episode where these two lab partnrers pretend theyre killing their partner but it turns out to be an experiment...and its too late cuz the partner thought it was real and killed them

[saturnlover9]

@safarigurl150 he only killed one of them. the other lab partner is still alive.

[safarigurl150]

and when it comes to making a really good hollywood episode or movie,theres no such thing as "too much thought". that only exists for couch potatoes and ppl whove never had an education....like you?

[xtlhogciao]

I am God though.

That complicates things.

[xtlhogciao]

Remember the old Crossfire board-game?

I want to see David Lynche armwrestle Michael Bay.

[skunkkey666]

You want to get analytical look at shakespeare or hegel,something with depth ,this has no depth and you trying to examine to make yourself look clever in fact shows you to be an imbecile,lokk at something which takes more than an iq of 2 and then comment otherwise your just a stupid person trying to look clever and looking even more stupid,

[safarigurl150]

@skunkkey666

it would be a cleverer ending and it would be a twist.. have u seen other tales from tc episodes? most of them have twist endings like that. the only imbecile here is you ...why are u attacking my comments? u have no imagination and have absolutely nothing intelligent to say except put down others opinions

[skunkkey666]

In your opinion,but it already has a clever ending,you are stupid and it shows ,your trying to get all scientific on something that is just a simple premise,for your information i speak four languaGES and have a ba and an ma ,one day i hope to do a phd,im also a member of mensa so there you go

[safarigurl150]

@skunkkey666

no they use gore in the ending to make it shock you the guy just dies as ud think he would.and if u dont like to think about things like this and feel that any suggestion is "overanalyzing" you should stick to happily watching bad tv and will probably never become a director or writer, as ur imagination ends where the writer's script ends. u are made for watching tv and not screenwriting. just dont insult ppl who have more creativit

[QKRU]

@skunkkey666 dude, chill out...for all we know you could also be Obama....it's the internet, you can say whatever you want about yourself...but your actions reflect who you really are, and picking on this guy for no reason just shows you are either an interweb Troll or a regular asshole of a human...

[shoutsman]

:51

Possibly one of the funniest things ever put on film.

[deathendz]

@shoutsman wrong, 3:02 is the funnier :D 

[macrent2]

@shoutsman His acting is so bad it is good!

[BlackHawkDownAvenger]

5:04..Thats a boner if I ever seen one

[musicallytalented2]

"im baaaaaaaaaaack"

XD

[BlackHawkDownAvenger]

No Bones About That

[classicgamer14]

Logan=The Jim Carrey of tales from the crypt

[Hkim2929]

He does sound exactly like Jim Carrey!

[DonnyTEN]

lol ma nigga Logan got right...

"take me logaaan, i'm burrrrning with desire!"

[TheMidwestPrincess]

she just saved his ass and he gone kick her. even though she is really messed up lookin, i think that was really fucked up what he did.

[noklarok]

dudette,,,,, she's a zombie!!!!

[queenchass]

0:53 His scream was not that necessary, lol.

[starshipdan]

lol, and it was kinda girly too!

[under32oath]

karma bitch.. :P