Full metal jacket

[cirian75]

pop fact, the extras are Royal Marines as it was filmed in the UK

[lanakilapalani]

"I didn't know they stacked shit that high! Ya trying ta squeeze an inch on me somewhere! HUH!! Bullshit it looks to me like the best part of ya ran down the crack of yo momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on tha mattress!!!" 3:15

[ajocarajo1]

Afganistan is a different history.....likeVietnam.......

[deathclock159]

Funniest thing I've seen so far

[JUGGALOMETAL80]

best marine movie ever

[fjbutch]

Ah the memories of recruit training ...

[Wonderbread33]

95 people can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[EvilgidgitReturns]

Private Joker sounds like Tobey Maguire when he screams.

[xDCxLegends]

Do you suck dicks? Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

[CarlLikes]

It must've been awkward having to tell his sister that he said she would.....but hey, a man's gotta keep his word.

[MrDodirty1]

Who the fuck said that !!! :) love this movie...

[bigdawg4ever]

Did your parents have any children that lived? Classic

[Aodhansdaddy]

I'm not a soldier, in fact i despise war and think the Iraq war is an embarassment to the nation however i am overwhelmed with gratitude for the men and women who serve in the armed forces. The young boys that went off to Vietnam, WW1 and WW2 deserve the respect of every human being living in the US. I'm an immigrant and feel that respect and gratitude for the armed forces should be a pre requisite for any immigrant. Brave young bastards these lads, hearts like lions.

[PhilanVortex]

SIR! PRIVATE! BROWN! SIR!!!!!

[THESUPERCAT64]

R lee Ermy is such a badass but this guy got into to the toy story movie?

[CanadienDestroyer]

@THESUPERCAT64 If you've ever seen interviews or clips of Ermey out of person: he's a complete gentlemen. Very polite and respectable and certainly that quirky grandfather we all knew. But once he slips on the USMC uniform he turns into Gunnery Sargent Hartman (according to people who worked on FMJ).

[kirky811]

Best movie ever

[unshutoptic1]

WAR FACE....Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[poodle720]

any fucking time sweethart!!!!!

[mortz101]

all unsripted

[TR1PPER85]

lol at first private plye is the before last soldier in the first line, than after he punches private joker, private plye is in the middle. lol what a mistake...

[PhilanVortex]

@TR1PPER85 I know, and in a Kubrik film. He was famous for being absolutely meticulous.

[keiko909]

whats your name scumbag?! lmfao!

[coldplay1235]

94 people are unorganized grabbeddastic pieces of amphibian shit

[Udderman]

hell i like you! you can come over my house and fuck my sister! *PUNCH*

[RedDeadRevolva]

sir?...SIR WHAT! WHERE U ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!....xDDD bahahahahah

[sjecarson7790]

this never gets old......but it makes me think twice about joining the military

[coldplay1235]

who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!!! WHOS THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE TOE COCK SUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!!!!!!! nobody huh the FAIRY-FUCKING-GODMOTHER SAID IT OUT FUCKING STANDING I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLE STARTS SPITTING BUTTER MILK :D HILARIOUS

[Michaelslegend]

alright the part where the guy got hit in the stomach was priceless..

[poet215]

SOUND OFF IF YA GOT A PAIRRRR

[joeshadow67]

No one can act like this guy, he is the best.

[Thumperanddumper]

if i was one of those dudes geting yelled at i probley would not be able to keep a straight face lol

[Arcliteshadow]

The whole Basic Training part is amazing. "I didn't know they stacked shit that high!" Hahaha. If you ever care to take the time and check it out, you will see that the Drill Instructor NEVER blinks once. Adds to the machine mindset.

[trentkill]

People laugh at this shit, but don't know it's not that far from reality.

[Z7EXTREMEBABY]

@trentkill that is exactly how it was ,i am sure it has changed so no one gets there feelings hurt with the dont ask dont tell bullshit

[GuaranaClyde]

@trentkill It is a voice oftenly heard that R. Lee Ermey complained about how Kubrik's script was soft if compared with real-life, 'nam-era Boot Camp. That speaks for itself.

[Nunzio6]

@trentkill lol it used to be but it isnt nearly as bad as it is now

[Hagelnot]

if i wouldnt know this would seem as a parody to me ^^

[oorah101]

This is my Bible

[Maharadjja]

Bullshit!!! It looks to me that the best part of you ran down the crack of your momas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the madress! haha <3

[hotdogdiputa]

love this intro funniest shit ever

[MrXobile1]

93 privates arent even human fucking beings.

[spencer7445]

@MrXobile1 your are not a private until you graduate dumbass....

[goddamnjerk]

@MrXobile1 well maybe the video deceived you otherwise Im giving you a thumbs up! genius!

[airassault11]

It looks like the best of you went down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress, I think you've been cheated!!! Classic!!

[sallydavid33]

i didnt know they stacked shit that high.. lol

[Bundy1]

Ah, the memories of bootcamp. This sequence sums it up very well. I wanna go back. R. Lee Ermey FTW!

[h8mpy]

Now choke yourself!!!!!!! With my hands numb nuts! Pure Class

[Shklyarr]

3:24

Best part

[WMH435]

@Shklyarr I agree with you on that. :)

[Bladerunner20006]

LOL, best icebreaker:

"DID YOU PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?"

"Sir, yes, sir!"

"I bet they regret that!"

[MrBoominone]

BAD ASS PART OF THE MOVIE :}

[angusandleigh]

"who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who signed his own death warrant" ..best 'insult' line there has ever been... LOL this movie is more vulgar in 5 minutes than most movies are throughout the whole flick ...love it :)

[jamesrosevear]

R Lee Ermey can make Chuck Norris wet his pants.

[feces9999]

Eremy improvised his part. it was entirely unscripted

[jm9295]

"Is that you John Wayne is this me"

[fredfredfang21]

i do not look down on niggers etc then 30 seconds later WELL IM SORRY PRIVATE SNOWBALL we dont serve fried chicken and watermellon in the cafeteria on a daily bassis wtf hypocrite

[zildjiandrummer93]

93 people are mad that they dont serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis

[AYallure]

Nobody huh? The fairy f*ckin' godmother said it!

[The47Louis]

goddamit!!! with my hand numnuts

[SwitchFoot2007]

Drill Instructors should get rid of those silly Smokey The Bear hats. Its kinda hard to take them serious wearing them.

[stealthboy19]

FUCKIN HILARIOUS !

[Aussiemarco]

This should be the new recruit training video for the company I work for.

[XM8rifle]

This movie was so awesome up until the point where Hartman died.

[kinkymango1]

I didn't know they stack shit that high

Lmfao

[bfuenz]

Classic!!! 'You will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death'

[nrlknight]

93 private piles disliked this clip, fags!

[abcdefghijklmnop6407]

funniest funny serious movie ever lol

[Bigbadred23]

BEST PART OF ANY MOVIE EVER HAHA

[Bladefin13]

amphibian shit :)

[Josh360]

is that you john wayne? is this me?

[primemover17]

I will PT you until your asses are sucking buttermilk!

[m7a7b725]

I HAVE YOUR NAME, I HAVE YOUR ASS!!!

[Hahren]

fucking awesome movie

[Salamanderkill]

Well at least they were good enough over all to be allowed an unfurled platoon flag!

[AvaAvaBoBava]

hahahah! funniest scene ever...

[aiyiti]

Whats your name scumbag?

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

"What do we have here a fucking comedian"

[leomarentette]

"You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!" LOL!!!

[WhiteKnight402]

Private Pile's attempt to stop grinning, priceless!

[BcallingDB]

Holy dog shit! Texas!

That should be on every interstate highway sign at the Texas border.

[poodle720]

@BcallingDB Steers and Queers

[hoth1138]

I'm hard..

[EIGHTIESmusicguy]

BTW in case anyone is wondering. This guy's the real deal. He was a drill instructor. Now you know why he did this so well. He wasn't really acting, he did what he was used to doing.

[norcalmike707]

@EIGHTIESmusicguy yes he was. he really was a paris island DI.... four tours during Vietnam. A couple of the scenes hes in were filmed while he had 3 broken ribs!

[EIGHTIESmusicguy]

"youd fuck a guy up the ass and wouldn't even give him the courtesy of a reach-around" .................HOLY SHIT ROFLMAO!

[Borisyoch]

Man i like this movie!

[bronxrip25]

GUYS LIKE THIS USUALY ARE HOMOSEXUAL

[LuUk1985]

Full Metal Jacket sucks.

[v8leeroy]

are you john wayne,, is this mee,, lolololololol

[Borisyoch]

Where is this from? Somekind of movie?

[Indogyearsimdead]

This from the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

[alexjamess]

fucking academy, r lee should received the academy award

[bmf1130]

Over Sean Connery in The Untouchables? I don't think so.

[alexjamess]

fuckin a', right right

[funnybunny666]

I didn't know they stacked shit that high

[yaya70000]

It's cause he is not grinning.

[taufiq1991]

i dont get why gomer pyle in this scene doesnt look retarded but after this scene he became retarded

[poodle720]

do you suck dick? Are you a peter puffer? lmfao

[DarthSirkish]

I want this guy to play Col. Hoffman in the Gears of War movie!

[synysterlud]

im sorta glad the uniforms have changed..i mean i know they still have these but the Dress Blues look so much better than the greens...in some occasions.

[DetroitLove4U]

Hartman for new commissioner in Major League Baseball!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck Selig!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FrodothePuppet]

Maybe Gunny could be the umpire!

"I said you're out, you scroungy little piece of shit! Maybe your ass could run a little faster without those fucking jelly doughnuts, fatbody!!!"

[kfarris]

Man, if he was yelling at me like that, I'd probably wait for him in the shitter and do a murder-suicide thing.

[joeze1111]

im askin the fuckin questions here ! hahaha

[JohnsLazy]

You're the lowest form of life on earth!

[FM1967]

ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS, HAHAHAHAAAA

[08CJ09]

where can i watch this illegally ? without downloading !

[JohnMclaine22]

Sure.. download it. Your loss!

[Reynard13Fuchs]

Give Stanley Kubrik some credit man...this is a fucking masterpiece of American Motion Pictures.

Buy the fucking movie, 08CJ09.

[08CJ09]

will do.

[PrivateJoker3]

who fag flag it?

[mrrotweiler2]

haha brings back memories ^^

[stusurf1]

u fuckhesd

[ItsJohnnyAppleseed]

I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

[stusurf1]

yes

[smally5525]

WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!?! hahahaha.

[busterbone]

It's very much like that, but not as funny. Its really sucks actually.

[grycki]

i assumed that you actually have been there , the movie is funny ass hell but reality is so crucial that we do not want to show it to anyone

[stusurf1]

mmm

[Rigidyroofless]

RAAAAAW!

[asmilesa]

Surprising that Kubrick made these goofs ...

at 0:29, Private Pyle is to the right of Private Joker, but later on he's to the left

at 2:15, Gunny Hartman begins to punch Private Joker with his left hand, but when they cut to the other camera, he finishes the punch with his right hand

[slezy108]

Do you suck dick. ...BULLSHIT.... Ill bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose. Whats your name........Larence only faggots and Sailors are called larence

[anonymous11228]

Holy dog shit texas, only steers and queers come from texas, and you dont look like a steer so that kinda narrows it down! hahaha best line ever

[EIGHTIESmusicguy]

That line was stolen from Officer and a Gentleman, 7 years earlier except the guy was from Oklamhoma . But its still good nonetheless.

[ardvarkkkkk]

@EIGHTIESmusicguy I'm 50 and heard that joke when I was a kid. As a matter of fact, the shit down your neck, scull fuck golf ball threw the garden hose, any children that lived, they are all older than I am. Can anyone here tell me were the name Gomer Pyle came from?

[EIGHTIESmusicguy]

@ardvarkkkkk I heard it when I was a kid as well, obviously we are from the same generation. However, the movie Officer and a Gentleman made is much more mainstream. Gomer pyle was from the tv show usmc used to watch it everyday after school.

[ardvarkkkkk]

@ardvarkkkkk Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle and Frank Sutton as Sargent Carter.

[jlinky1234]

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, FAT BODY?!

[hollsnd82]

question is it still the same at paris island ??? or have time changed their ??

[areyoureadyforchange]

how tall are you......5'9".....I did not know that stacked shit that high.

you will not laugh, you will not cry..

let me see your war face..... bullshit... you didn't convince me.....

I am asking the fucken questions here private

sir yes sir......

[anonymous11228]

you are a fucking idiot...when will fucks like you learn? you will die a lonely death

[PMRock0]

yeah I know. it's stupid how it's considered harassment or some bullshit that the drill instructors can't do anything to the privates anymore.

[padachedee]

Well well well.... I'm sure that this brother wouldn't like it if I did something to his privates... hows about a nice hard toll chock in the groin from sergeant's wooden truncheon then?

We shall soon see how this brother likes the same harassneent as he wants dealt out to said privates, you naughty naughty boy...

^_*

[zack9912000]

I wish the military was still like this, now we got a bunch off mommy boys and pussy's in the military. The old dogs like myself an others are tired of looking at kids who that it would be just like the video game.

[rubbleroll23]

i agree but today were starving for ppl to join so i think if they got this impression it certainly wouldnt help recruiting.

[bofoima100]

who the fuck flagged this shit

[SMPfilmfan]

@bofoima100 a slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker

[metalxorxdie]

@bofoima100 probably a commie

[kllpaint]

Semper Fi! do or die gunho gunho

[pietdeurloo]

nederlandse mariniers zijn gelukkig ni zo dom als die yanks huhaaaaaa

[slezy108]

only faggots and sailors are called lawrence.

[Layzie1787]

Hell i like you why dont you come to my house and fuck my sister?!?!? HILARIOuS!!! brings me back 4 yrs ago...god i still hear their voices ringing in my head.... and hearing other recruits in pain..ahh good memories

[MrWorld16]

in german it sounds most good

[Keiranc1]

this is a good, and classic film - a personal favourite

Especially the first 20 minutes.

LOL

[04895]

THAT is excellent ASCI art!

[andrewpleasant1]

i love the marines but im going to join the coast guard

[rhs6520]

just dont all in the water

[cheese9647]

my dad was a marine. lol.

he hit a guy with a bar of soap :o

[XB70Playboy]

I met R. Lee Ermy at the 2007 S.O.S. (Show of Shows) Military Collecting show.

[pieterm2001]

only faggots and sailors are called lawrence... whoahahaha...

[pieterm2001]

holy dogshit, only steers and queers come from texas...

[pieterm2001]

do you maggots understand me?

[miyavizim]

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA!!!

[Themutedhonko]

WHO FLAGGED THIS VIDEO!

[Cinemaniac7]

Probably a prude who is scared by his language. People are sad

[philldholes]

Your right there's no need to flag this video. The purpose of this movie is to be realistic and that's how a drill sergeant addresses recruits in boot camp. I think a recruit would come to appreciate Sgt Hartman too. Yeah because he is hard you will not like him, but I really think he teaches a good lesson in how to prepare for combat.

[CoolManL6]

i hate ppl lik u who try to pick someone up on tube

[evilerik0]

2:22 uncle sam i want you!

[monochromepeguin]

Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole?

[BlueShark45]

Ha haa,that's my favorite line

[fafnir242]

That and "5'9"!? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!" That's mine.lol

[M1ckzor]

Do you suck dick? No sir! Bullshit I swear you can suck a golfball trough a gardenhose

[BlueShark45]

"Shit me Tiffany cufflinks" or I will definately fuck you up.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

[FrodothePuppet]

SIR; YES, SIR!!!

[MGReilly86]

You can tell he was a real drill sergeant

[yset84]

U shoould watch it in ITALIAN!!so much funnier!!Sergent Hartman's voice is crazy and much louder.He really looks insane!the dubber is amazing!