Big Brother 13 - Episode 2 - Part 1

[MURA1243]

RaChEl!!!!

[FG3017]

** Comment contains spoiler ** lol

This is where I first thought that Dick decided he was going to walk off the show in hopes of giving his daughter a little help in the game. Although, hopefully he realized that free ride only would last three weeks.

Lotta good it did anyways.

Was SO upset, still am that Dick didn't really get another chance, this season. Im sure they won't be bringing past contestants back anymore.

[byranntherockstar1]

Brendan just HAD to throw that lifevest quote from season 12

[CodyWilliamReints]

Also, Adam should NOT be playing. Freaking Jerry from BB10 is better then him

[CodyWilliamReints]

Hell yes. Ive been watching season 2-5 and it is nice to hear this theme song again lol.. By the way, watching this again I realize that rachel and dani are as close as you get to someone like janelle.. Game play wise.. I would seriously die SOOOOOOOOO fucking happy if they had a second all stars and those two (Dani&Janelle) alligned.. There would be no stopping them. I wonder if there is a limit to how many times you can compete.. And dani already won so it would prolly be hard to get her back

[Salamendre456]

What kind of name is evil dick

[camry12345678]

okay everyone needs to no its a game for money no one is gonna b realy nice and sweet

[MrOrange890]

it would have been nice to see dick play this season. it sucks that he left. im sure a lot of people would have liked this season with him

[coolwahl]

10:07 - Shelley doesnt sound convincing :P

[aaab519]

jeff's not my type AT ALL. brendon is. jeff's not even hot. idk if i'm looking at the same person as everyone else...?

[coolwahl]

Love Rachel And Silence, shut up noone cares if you boycot it, SHE WON !!!

[tianasweettea]

I LOVE Rachel's laugh <3

[aaab519]

i don't find rachel's laugh annoying, it's like, i hear it all the time and it's like whatever. i personally love herrrr! she is an amazing person and competitor people need to give her a break. she already knows that some of america hates her and she still laughs this season and she's gonna be happy and laugh no matter what people say. love you rach!<333

[NeonDolphin1082]

*SPOLIER Rachel wins BB13

[ericisback13]

its funny how 2 cocktail waitresses made final 2 haha no more cocktail waitresses lmao

[shopogurl888]

i really love big brother i hate hwo bb just leaves you hanging u nedver know!!!!!

@silencesyndicate why do hate rachel so much

[JNurf9t]

I love Dick and Dani but seriously the so called Veterans are cocky except jeff & jordan and they think it'll be very easy to take down all the newbies and dani thinks they stay in the house by doing her a favor ..NO thats not it everyone is playing for the money!

[dreamingcosmos]

fahloat sahlop, bahlood - never knew they were words, Rachel. what a freak.

[Lindabellezafull]

rachel is always laughing -.-

[Taneeka09]

Had a newbie won the very first HoH, I wonder how this season would have played out...

[004Daniel]

see jeff porshe was playing the game from day one... Last newbie standing and plotting to join you guys

[devinmarie1132]

yeah i agree rachel is a little annoying

[Xanster82]

LOL Shitty Dom is shitty. He created the WORST ALLIANCE IN BB HISTORY.

[Geofreak93]

jeff... since we're in here by ourselves...

let's do it.

HAHAHA

[TheWoodsDevon]

@SilenceSyndicate Wow thats really unnecessary , if you dont like her dont watch the show , i like her shes a competitor ! Shes One Of The Best .

[OneDodgyBastard]

LOL @9:00 the beginning of the worst alliance EVER!

[BroBearr]

LMAO danielle looks like a monkey, no wonder she loves banannas

[almtonmak]

You guys, Dominic looks like Bruno Mars...the cuter version of him.

[TheLahness]

UK BB tries to set people against each other anonymously, whereas US BB is down right insane, since the beginning everyone is against each other, lol WTF?

[triss6288]

LOL , aw i have the top comment :$ .

i legitly love kids.......

rachaels just that bad -.-

[pierspolkiss]

Adam is really getting on my nerves

[blondy17duh]

im so sick of adam..... STOP YELLING.

[MaySawyer]

I LOVE RACHEL!!!!!

[kap2z]

Idk why you guys hate rachael and brendon so much. Is it because they are good competitors? You guys gotta realize that this is a game show and it will for 100% bring out the cruel and competitive side of people, I mean honestly if your going to hate on Rachael and Brendon then why not hate on danielle? If you guys saw the last episode you saw that she was straight up plotting against her dad from the beginning, in big brother it's about winning so stop being babies and grow up.

[olexia07]

@kap2z People hate Rachel and Brendan because they are childish. They throw temper tantrums when they don't win. You can be a good competitor but you have to have a good social game and that is where Rachel fails at. Very hypocritical. Now don't get me wrong, every house guest can get like that HOWEVER.........in their case they take it way too far.

[aissatoubalde1]

Rachel made the game she's a BIG competitor she really smart poeple in the house like ''mama'' think she stupid well she better watch out

Love Brenchel!

[happylily321]

she's annoying but you have to admit that she is a really strong competitor.

[DerRealeHater]

Dieses Video ist schlecht! Muhahaha

[ProdriveMagicFLyer]

Dick: "Anytime someone comes out of the DR, "Who wants to see my HOH room?" I don't care if its Rachel, I don't care if its Jesus Christ, I could really give a ****."

LOL!

[AroundWDW4Free]

@ProdriveMagicFLyer that's what every single HG thinks when they're going to see the HOH room when it's not theirs...who gives a &$^% when it's not your room. best thing about dick, telling it like it is and what every single person is thinking and doing while in the process calling em out.

[heckler171]

this might be silly to say on here but i thought "preachers" were suppose to be in the world but not of it then why is this preacher guy on a show where u have to lie cheat and steal? and he's lustful. freaking church is such a damn joke!

[Pmd03]

Omg I luuuuuuuuuuuv lawon but Rachel is just a big boobed ugly horse with fake hair hope to see her go soon geez hahahahaha but I can't wait to see more a j nd j <3

[deefirst]

TRISS6288, PRICELESS COMMENT!

[bulletproof860]

lawson is way more annoying than rachael

[actionwolfe]

Sooo diff from big brother australia

[SheridynI]

Rachel reminds me of those bimbos on that MTV show "next"

she pisses me offffff

[bbperv]

daniele's voice is less creaky and annoying in this season...she actually sounds like a normal person...yay :D

[jussmittin]

I wonder if the newbies know they do have some advantages over the veterans. they already know how they play, so therefore they know their game play.

[shaullah]

some of the newbies are SO annoying.

[itsGratisFreebies]

google UnoTelly if you want to stream Big Brother on CBS.com outside USA

[clickshot5]

"you HOH" -lawon voice lol

[TwilightFreak8910]

i miss evel dick... :(

[icedaddy27]

i dont need sex everyday. i want a royal rumble with all your brothers lool.

[tanner10h]

your stupid



[TheRealThang88]

every time i see porsche or cassi i have the sudden urge to masturbate...

[SilenceSyndicate]

I'm sure CBS doesn't care, but I'm boycotting Big Brother until Rachel is gone. I'm just sick of seeing her.

[bruinshockey4life1]

@SilenceSyndicate she will be gone this week, and dominic will come back. don't worry

[137mango]

@bruinshockey4life1 Ur wrong, and I LOVE RACHEL

[Julez2770]

@SilenceSyndicate Guess you missed the entire season :o

[MrOrange890]

@SilenceSyndicate and then she wins big brother, lol XD

[SuperBailey2009]

Why do the past competitors think they're better than everyone else? Because they have experience? Experience isn't shit and underestimate people you don't know.

[Monumentum616]

Four legs good, two legs bad!

[layhdeeA]

i HATE rachel fee like punching her through the computer screen. -____-

[crazychick800]

omg i laughed so hard at 9:52 when dicks says that

[MissCoolayd]

are dick ad danile lile ppl from previous years?

[TerdNuget1]

@MissCoolayd yup :) season 8

[briskii1020yea]

I wish the newbies never started to follow the others. The show sucks with them not playing their own game. ugh it just urks me soo bad.

[Gis1243cute]

i love the newbies!!!!

[Velociraptor027]

10:17 is the most entertaining moment of the season so far.

[bh3ful]

Branging old members of big brother back to a new and fresh season takes out the fun and excitment. Old house guess are just taking over the house and the newer house geuss doesnt stand a chance with the veterians. A new season should be a new season not a recap of who already one the money before or who’s the most popular from old seasons, just so unfair to not only the newbies in the house but to the viewers. It makes it hard to watch, it’s like almost watching a bunch of repeats.

[triss6288]

hate rachael -.- her laugh makes me wanna punch a baby ..

[xPeachyPinkx]

@triss6288

I know right! if I hear her laugh one more time ill use her boobs as punching bags!

[bulletproof860]

@triss6288 okay we get it ppl! the laugh thing is so old now. like thats how she laughs, and has been laughing for the past episode and now. If your still annoyed I would recommend seeing a therapist. Geez! shut up about the laugh already and stop taking it out on babies. Go punch yourself.

[triss6288]

@bulletproof860

i didnt ask for a negative oppinion on my negative oppinion , because quite honestly........

dont give a fuck , i call em like a see em ,

and your the only one that legitly called meee out on what i said about her , that wasnt agreeing .

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES HER .

[bulletproof860]

@triss6288 I understand your veiw but still its just so *** mean. Hatred is for killers, for dictators, AND for people who would punch a maybe. And look around you idiot, have you seen the updates= I'M NOT THE ONLY WHO LOVES HER. Go suck your fathers dick.

[triss6288]

@bulletproof860 nice insult you stupid bitch , my fathers dead .

[bulletproof860]

@triss6288 well dig him up. There. Good haha. My dad's alive.

[triss6288]

@bulletproof860

YOUR SO FUCKING COOL , I WISH I WAS MORE LIKE YOU -.-

kidding . go fuck yourself you stupid cunt

[bulletproof860]

@triss6288 You should wish you were more like me ;) Ha RACHEL WON!!!!!!!! <3

[triss6288]

@bulletproof860 cool story bitch tell it again , you could be the last hoe on earth ,and i wouldnt wanna be yaaa .. keep going tho ..

[bulletproof860]

@triss6288 lol could you like go away? lol

[triss6288]

@bulletproof860 , if id stop getting shit from youuu . -.-

@midnightcf ; god you guys are clever with this shit , least people afree with my OPPINION , < see that , its an oppinion you dumbs fucks . if you dont like it .. or have a different one ,

bite me , -.- i dont give a shit , and i dont wanna hear about it .

[midnightcf]

@triss6288 shut it bitch you fuckin hoe

[IsteralliIce]

@triss6288 LOL I know right

[NavAujla13]

@triss6288 just don't watch big brother in a nursery....

[urkelette]

Seriously, Dick is not a Big Brother God, Everyone thinks he is, and the whole time he was in the house, he acted like he was.

[greenman1694]

@urkelette he kind of is because the whole house hated him he was annoying the whole house guests and yet still won the game by a unanimous vote by the jury house who didn't like him at all so that kind of makes you a great player because they respected the way he played.

[urkelette]

@greenman1694 Umm...Dick did not get a unanimous vote by the jury, first of all. Second, he would have been out in season 8 if America hadn't forced Eric to campaign for him against Dustin. I do admit though, he was a good player. I give him props for that. He just gets waaaay too much credit in my opinion.

[bam1069er]

@urkelette He's straight up fucking royalty, Dick owns!

[jeamelbieber]

I love this season! I hate rachel's laugh though. so annoying!!

[pinkyj4me]

I love this season already!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[perezzzX]

i like: brendan,rachel,jeff,dominic,ki­eth and danielle

lawon, evil dick are okay

i dislike, jordan,shelly

the rest are okay

[markyhitch]

I personally couldn't be arsed visiting the new HOH room, but I guess I'd have to as it's common courtesy. Didn't one guy get nominated just for not going up there one year?

[sontjeboy]

i already HATE Luwan! Goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh........vote him out!

[IHEARTNERDS34]

@sontjeboy why?

[sontjeboy]

@IHEARTNERDS34 Because he is so camera horny! Exaggerated, Noisy , Wannabe cool ........

[IIFockerII]

best

[SwagBoy525]

My fav show on earth entertaining i want brandon rachel 2 win b cuz like every 1 hates them lol go on cbs and vote 4 the have nots food 4 the week (: o and cant wait 4 tonights episode

[tylerwalker2]

sweet now i know where u live ur in or around atlanta XD

[TehMater]

@greentrump it means that the waters are gonna get rough and it'll be harder to float causing them to sink, or in bb, get kicked out. Grabbing a life vest, (securing an alliance with someone who will save you) would help.

[greentrump1]

@TehMater Thank you for telling me POLITELY. I just got in a huge argument with someone about it.

[AdianInHell]

Yeah, but Lawon, what happens if you end up drowning in the chocolate river?

[AdianInHell]

It's called... The Big Brother Golden Key.

How can Julie sound so serious? I can't even type it without it sounding goofy!

[RihannaRunsThisTown]

Shelley's really excited!

[RihannaRunsThisTown]

@coolhitmandude5000 & @gladfelter17

I luv Jordan & I luv Rachel and so far i like Danielle, Shelley & Kalia - i hope one of those five win

[MrArundoobay]

Jordan can suck my dick!

[gladfelter17]

@MrArundoobay Jeff's alright, but I still hate Jordan.

[hungergames1011]

@MrArundoobay ha, you wish she's waaaay to good for you moron

[vonFri]

Dick & Daniele bunt heads(always)mix that with some (reality TV) fame....Dick is already gone and Daniele is the ultimate "floater"(golden key)

[LE11214]

does anyone know why dick and daniele havnt spoken to each other in 3 years?

[krazayfilms]

what happened to the 480p?

[sugablue00]

Porche is wayyyyy smarter then Keith

[123rezo321]

i fucking hate rachel, i like keith but not sure about Porschea and adam he seems a bit off

[geeradicle]

if they never talked in 3 years, wouldn't it be awkward to have your daughters butt in your face?

[geeradicle]

Jeff and Jordan rule!!!!

[danthemaniac4ever]

what a retarded show

[bpham10]

@danthemaniac4ever then why are you watching it retard? LOL

[danthemaniac4ever]

@bpham10 how else am I supposed to know its retarded, retard?

[bpham10]

@danthemaniac4ever you havent EVER heard of Big Brother before? rofl, now that makes you retarded lolol

[danthemaniac4ever]

@bpham10 try again. you made a comeback fail.

[bpham10]

@danthemaniac4ever only cuz its true, nice comeback too bro, oh wait......

[sugablue00]

@danthemaniac4ever

Start watching from season 5 or 6 :) you might change your mind, it's actually pretty cool. If you still don't like it thats cool too :)

[April7e1]

rachel said last year, "FLOATERS GRAB A LIFE VEST!!!" now, the nominee who survives an eviction will become THE ultimate floater for three weeks and gets a life vest called the golden key.

[BeginnningoftheEnd]

Rachel isn't all that. Big tits, pimply skin and an airhead. Pftt  lol

[GreatPartyCathy]

How is this dude able to post this shiettttt FLAGGED

[OmgPeanutButterz]

@GreatPartyCathy gtfo

[zaaraaaaaaaaa]

awww i missed jeff and jordan :D

[RihannaRunsThisTown]

Lawon's funny - his laugh

[ag28xoxo]

Wow thats keith from GENUINE KEN !! Lol

[Dapts]

@JaneyByun Yes, you're being one. I said I wanted to choke Rachel, and you tell me to stop watching it. Then you tell me that you want to choke me. & Please learn to spell.

[RihannaRunsThisTown]

@Dapts Please learn to use punctuation correctly - use used the 'and' symbol after a full stop!

Yes, I don't know either of you two - but I'm against you because you hate Rachel.

[Dapts]

@RihannaRunsThisTown I meant it as a P.S. sort of thing thing. AND I honestly don't really care if you're 'against' me, because this isn't a fight.

[Dapts]

@JaneyByun No, I haven't. Have you ever considered that fact that you're a hypocrite?

Maybe you should quit while you're ahead.

[egirl828]

I want jeff and Jordan to win again, they play a good game, i hate Rachel's laugh and how she talks! hahaha! heheehe! hohohoho! XP

[CuteNetworkable]

My god. The "veterans" just annoy the fuck outta me.

[energizer61bunny]

Haha Rachel actually considers her and Brendon "Veterans" Seriously? You were on the show LAST YEAR. It really hasn't been that long. Heck I love Jeff & Jordan and I don't even consider them veterans.

[DipKins33]

lol its cute that rachel thinks shes a veteran

[bloodyprince126]

@DipKins33 stop hating

[SuperSuneil]

i'd like put mY SAUIBDYEBFJUVWFIHJKBESFWEIFUBW­YOF in rachels EBAFHP9OEUFBPGQ3HFOIB34HF3OIF =)

[USABigBrother]

@greentrump1 LOL I never realized that..

[greentrump1]

8:26 Way to break the fourth wall Jordan...

[greentrump1]

Floaters grab a life vest doesn't even make sense. If you're floating, you don't need a life vest, which makes you float, because you're already floating. Come on people.

[JudasGodga]

@greentrump1

umm.. you can still float in calm waters.. when waters get rough you'll need a life vest cus the difficulty in staying a float increases. and thats what they're referring to.

got it? idiot.

[greentrump1]

@JudasGodga Geez, that was rather rude. If you honestly have nothing better to do than insult people on the internet, you really need a life.

[JudasGodga]

@greentrump1

rude? the only thing that may have appeared rude was my opinion about you and if that shows you as an extremely sensitive person cause it was only ONE WORD lmao.

shut up you know i was right.

[greentrump1]

@JudasGodga It's always these last sentences! You know you can prove a point without insults, right?

[greentrump1]

@JudasGodga And yes, I have aspergers, so of course I'm going to be sensitive. All I'm asking is that you don't treat like a complete dipwad for being wrong, in which you still haven't convinced me that I am wrong.

[BelcastroJR]

@greentrump1 no its come on Rachel

[greentrump1]

@BelcastroJR ?

[JustBecause44]

@greentrump1 it does make sense because shes saying that shes going to "deflate" the floaters so they will need a life vest

[greentrump1]

@JustBecause44 You don't think 50 people already have already told me that?

[JustBecause44]

@greentrump1 well i dont scroll through the comments looking for replies to you :)

[greentrump1]

@JustBecause44 I know, I'm just saying that 50000 people have already told me that.

[sayabala1]

@greentrump1 wow, you analyzed that statement a little too much there

[greentrump1]

@sayabala1 I just think while I watch TV. Plus I am really starting to hate rachel and making excuses to hate her.

[ddtrinketbb]

@greentrump1 because shes going to create waves... ? Make it harder for people to float.

[urkelette]

@greentrump1 Stop overthinking shit.

[greentrump1]

@urkelette That's really none of your business, now is it?

[urkelette]

@greentrump1 that doesn't even make sense.

[greentrump1]

@urkelette It's not any of your business that I overthink stuff... How does that not make sense?

[urkelette]

@greentrump1 its none of your business that i think you overthink stuff.

[greentrump1]

@urkelette Okay, fine. Just keep it to yourself is my point.

[jellocase]

@greentrump1 yeah but when rachel said that she meant that shes bringing all of them down so they need protection (life vest)

[extremlybored45]

which team are you goin for?

old school, or new school............ me personally im goin for old school minus rachel and brendon, because yes they were good game players but their not good at stratigising anything. soo basically im going for evil dick, and danelle. and jeff and jordon THEE ACTUAL OLD SCHOOL...