Ali G- Surgeon General

[CarlAxelBo]

After all these I've watched, the ones that have acted like this; patronizing and rude, I've realised that these people must feel really stupid when they realised what Alig G is and who Sacha B Cohen is.

[sklanger]

"No, you're way off BASS there" was actually a sneaky pun. :)

[NexisFilms]

I kinda feel sorry for the people being interviewed , but I also can't stop laughing..

[zidanewewe]

"yo boom boom, shake the mofo womb" hehe

[SelasSolaris]

Hate it when you have cunts criticising the person being interviewed...what do you expect? They didn't expect to meet the dumbest man on the planet, people will react in different ways, and not everybody is going to catch on and play along.

[CptSpauIding]

Does anyone know what's the surgeon general's name ?

[rigatony019]

@CptSpauIding dr c everett koop

[mkim3smilk]

:13



[vipjerry]

Ali killed him at 3:30 with "My cat was human being"...

[jeremiah160]

thumbs up if you think the surgeon general should be less of a douche

[cipher10000]

Forgetfulness is a human nature that doesn't make someone stupid that's

illogical

[darkhummy]

@cipher10000 I've not done any research into the subject but human nature? What the fuck are you smoking. Forgetfulness can't be human nature. It's illogical to say so as we have memory in abundance.

[cipher10000]

@darkhummy

Do the research, Have you ever forgotten anything?

Research will help you understand memory better

before we embark on this conversation.

[Ph0be]

@cipher10000 Forgetfulness is not human nature because it is preventable, therefore your theory is illogical

[ryanfoley123]

"Nope. You're way off base there."

[Thyphoidz]

What a very moody old man he is.

[ishy96]

lmao @ the sugeon holdn his nuts at the end

[TemperatureSniping]

d-e-f

[mandaltby]

with all respect, some more Booring organs lol

[trixapete]

"what about the dong bone?" hahaha amazing!

[danmcdonalds]

wtffff at 3:59 the surgeon general has a "boner" which isnt a bone ahha and is holding it lmaooo

[thebasedchamp]

Techmology :)

[cfr5005]

"I like to think that four out of five people is definately gonna be afta death thing happen to them one out of five - Jah bless - keep goin, keepin it strong"

"you'll eventually find you're wrong"

How idiotic is he

[coppers111]

@cfr5005 are you trying to say the surgeon general of the united states isn't smart?

[theshitaIker]

"It's the beginning of truth" LMAO

[SAWBARCRO]

what are the chanches I'll eventually die? LOL

[montario100]

The doctor likes playing with himself

[MrMuffinManMoh]

How did Ali get the fucking former surgeon general to accept and interview xD

[greenrangerv1]

"I know dis be a generalization, but why is all skeletons involved in evil things?"

"What about the dong bone?"

"I gots like eleven girls who can give written evidence"

Ali G is so hilarious with this pos with no humor.

[Yentruok9]

Ha, I reckon I could find a few human beings with "minds and brains" who aren't aware that everyone dies: they're called small children. And perhaps some intellectually disabled or mentally ill people. Or even the seriously deluded... What a jerk!

[cfr5005]

@Yentruok9 I already commented on how Koop is a moron but it looks like you are so blinkered you need it broken down.

Koop says - "I think you'll eventually find you're wrong (that you're not going to eventually die)"

How could you die - and THEN realize you were wrong about immortality

are you serious?

[GeekDrop]

Lmao, you'd think someone with such a goofy beard, at that age, would have SOME kind of sense of humor. CEK has zeeeeeero.

[wreyoG]

YO BOOM BOOM SHAKE THE MOFO ROOM

[BroodjeEend]

It's not bone.

[punkuddha]

WHY IS ALL SKELETONS ENVOLVED IN EVIL STUFF LOOOL

[PCOSJess]

I can't believe some of these people actually agree to have an interview with Ali G. LOL I mean one look at him and you think some people would get up and leave.

Lets talk about DEF..

[manwithouthat44]

@PCOSJess they dont know hes the interviewer until the cameras start rolling. they do it so that they make it seem that this other guy whos all handsome and clean cut in a suit is the interviewer, and that ali g is just a guy carrying boxes and cameras around. and then at the last moment they find out ali g is the interviewer.

[PCOSJess]

I can't believe some of these people actually agree to have an interview with Ali G. LOL I mean one look at him and you think some people would get up and leave.

[TomGreenTheRock]

i would ask why is there need to fight wars using surgery

[JayStyl3sz]

Techmology LOOOOOOOOL

[DarkFalz1]

Love how the Doctor thinks he's leagues ahead of Sacha in terms of intellect whereas he's actually the one being made to look stupid!

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

Big up yourself.

[romel1986]

boom boom shake da mofo room

[Krowsnose]

"Me cat was a human being" Probably one of my favorite Ali quotes. He's on a different level for this interview.

[Griffinltd]

"You're way off base there"

Hahahaha, anyone else catch the unintentional double meaning of that.

[wirechair]

@Griffinltd

what double meaning?

[Griffinltd]

@wirechair

"Maybe they would take care of their heart if they had a beat they could relate to, like drum and bass"

"Ali G starts beat boxing"

"Then they would look after it and respect it"

"No you're way off BASE there"

As in his beat boxing was off "bass".

[wirechair]

@Griffinltd

ooooohh i see. makes sense.

[BandWagon1987]

This is absolutely hilarious

[derrenlegendbrown]

"You're stupid"

LMAO Surgeon whatever- He studied at Cambridge.

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

@derrenlegendbrown but cambridge is the british version of national american university... ali g isnt that smart

[derrenlegendbrown]

@HistoryIsMadeByMe National American Uni isn't the best uni in America. Cambridge is the best Uni in England. Cambridge arguably is one of the best Uni's in the world. I agree with you Ali G isn't that smart, however Sacha Baron Cohen is very intelligent. Maybe the surgeon is smarter, but all I was saying is that the surgeon is an idiot for prejudging and calling him stupid- whereas he infact is missing the fact that he is being taken the piss out of. Thus it is ironic of him saying that.

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

@derrenlegendbrown LOL i was just playin.. cohen is extremely intelligent, especially the way he manipulates human response... i was just fuckin around ;D

[derrenlegendbrown]

@HistoryIsMadeByMe hmmm okay. :|

[JenniferKelly]

what is the chances that ME will eventually die?!

right, you's being a bit of a pessimist.

[adinovs25]

death D.E.F lmao

[acquisces]

everett koop another idiot without a sense of humor who things he's got a heart and a brain...hahahahaha... ali g is brilliant!

[MeLoveIsrael]

@acquisces

IN this 5 min clip he probably took up at least half an hour of this man's time asking inane questions. Please tell me why he should find it humorous

[alanthe2]

@MeLoveIsrael I know, half an hour out of a mans entire lifetime for a little harmless fun, OUTRAGEOUS fun should be limited into manageable 5 minute bursts for men of importance who have lots of paperwork and frowning to do. Even if Ali G was actually real, everyone else has to deal with fools at sometime in their life, he's lucky it was only half an hour, the rest of us are stuck with them for longer than that...

[Funnysterste]

@acquisces oh come on. he was just shocked to meet the dumbest person in the world. if he had realized it was a joke, it wouldnt be funny.

[eedobee]

@acquisces He wears a bow tie.

[Happysappygolucky]

How come I can't remember my pin number? LMFAO

[tough0crowd0eh91]

"But how come tha dong bone..."

[Katharsis540]

Yo Boom Boom Shake the mofo Womb lol epic.

[OKhoi97]

lets talk about the big thing death...d..e..f

what are the chances i will die

ahahahahahahahahahah LOL

[WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs]

you would think that a guy with a bow tie would have a better since of humor

[britraj]

you will eventually find your wrong.. WHATEVA lol

[iGreekSalad]

@saroh25 seems like it.

[itsthearistocrat]

DEF

[monthofthebull]

He is the same guy on the life alert commercial.

[MshizzleM]

dat beatbox

[ubco77]

techmology mayne

[Puglous]

43 people can't accept they is eventually going to die.

[seacuracao]

HAHAHAAH i think your stupid...... *derp*

[grig24x]

stares blank... IT IS A BONE!!!!

[Humberto4790]

I used to think the surgeon general was a general with medical scrubs pointing a French sword into the air leading other surgeons into battle.

[DancingMedicineMan]

man that surgeon general has a massive Dong bone and hes trying to cover it up XD

[freshyip]

"the cat is not a human being.....please dont confuse me......".......... HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHH

[Rajhoul]

The Surgeon General, Doctor Koop S'posed to give you all the poop But when he's with P.M.R.C. The poop he's scoopin' Amazes me C-Span showed him, all dressed up In his phoney Doctor God get-up He looked in the camera and fixed his specs 'N gave a fascinating lecture 'Bout anal sex From Promiscuous which comes from the 1988 Frank Zappa album Broadway The Hard Way

[shanvampire]

dis iz funni...keep laughin all the way through...

[orangemarme]

4:21 is he trying to hide his boner?

[jamesgd7]

This guy on the right is a dick

[Kamissick]

Yo, boom boom, shake the mofo room

[ranmeenx]

WHAT IS THE BRAIN? lol

[twooffour]

4:52 Cohen is close to laughing :D

[dannyzee4]

haha it's good to have a tough crowd once in a while

[saroh25]

Is it just me or does the surgeon has a massive fucking boner?

[jovaha]

ali g wants to put a phone in his body. the doctor seas it is impossible. lets see how many years it takes to prove that the doctor was wrong :P

[wgbaseball2]

The doctor is such an douche bag. 

[twooffour]

@wgbaseball2

A great man, though, from what I've read up.

[wgbaseball2]

@twooffour He probably is a great man, but he has to lighten up a bit. Life's too short to be serious every second of the day.

[twooffour]

@wgbaseball2

True - but Koop's pretty cool at that :D

In contrast to Andy Rooney... now that was one pathetic gig!

[wgbaseball2]

@twooffour hahaha true that

[Kindred1a1]

@wgbaseball2

Put yourself in his shoes. He thinks Ali G is seriously that stupid. Everyone has different ways of dealing with stupidity. I make fun of it, this doctor just doesnt put up with it lol

Ali G is still a brilliant comic though lol

[msms47]

@wgbaseball2 he is not ... he is smart person

[wgbaseball2]

@msms47 Don't get me wrong, he's seems like an extremely intelligent person, I just think he needs to lighten up a bit.

[BatmansArse]

@wgbaseball2 Yeah, bit of and old miserable cunt but that made it funny for me. You could see he was annoyed at times. Great stuff.

[dropdead024]

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE SAY DONG BONE WITHOUT LAUGHING

[tforeignguy]

THis guy was such a dick to Ali.... Only because he is "smarter" doesnt mean he can call ali stupid... whatever happened to humbleness?? OH and this "stupid" guy went to cambridge... Joke is on you dick head!

[Zeus0Moose]

@tforeignguy Because the point of Ali G is that he's stupid, and that's why his interviews are so funny.

[CALLOFDUTYisBAD01]

"You're cat is not a human being"

"Well, me cat WAS a human being"

hahaahaha

[justinyeyah]

@CALLOFDUTYisBAD01 hahaha I laughed so hard at that! amazing how he keeps such a straight face when he says things like that

[yomama629]

@CALLOFDUTYisBAD01 *your

[sparkle1993]

This doctor is a self-righteous idiot...I want to see his face when someone tells him that this "stupid" man talking to him actually went to Cambridge University.

[FadingLights0]

Considering this DR is so intelligent he can't understand he's having the absolutle piss taken out of him lol

[kilkolio]

and this is what happens when a doctor doesnt continously teach in college, he probably tells a team what to do and just deals with the paperwork his very short hand answers and lack of enthusiasm about the anatomy/physiology of the body kind of reflects this

[twooffour]

@kilkolio

Not sure what you mean, from what I've read, he's been strongly involved in practical surgery, medical research and academic publishing, as well as public education.

His lack of enthusiasm probably stems from the interviewer ;)

[kilkolio]

and this is what happens when a doctor doesnt continously teach in college, he probably tells a team what to do and just deals with the paperwork

[MultiTaltaltal]

That guy hates Ali G

[DeathByRock100]

"lets talk of a thing called death, D-E-F" lol

[eksman187]

haha drum n bass beat XD boom kat boom boom kat

[equitemcroce]

I love Koop's reactions! He's awesome!

[FantastyckplastycK]

Sacha is superb at exposing dickheads like this old fart!

[pabitoz]

my dad is a doctor and i'm sure he would be totally joing instead of that douch doctor.

[mvpjesuslovesu]

@pabitoz I don't think anyone here actually gives a shit. But thanks for your comment anyway.

[Griffinltd]

@pabitoz

That "douche" doctor was the Surgeon-General. He was generous enough to give the interview and besides, they want him to be serious, it makes the skit funnier.

[mistalovva]

Smart guy that doctor

[txroye]

I can't believe how much of a dick that doctor is.

[SuperBigTackle]

"Nobody in the world believes a cat is a human being" hahah

[Freefalldreams]

Yep, kiddo...everybody dies. All that stuff about happy endings just being the beginning of another story...is true. While that sounds optimistic, it's really, REALLY not.

[LordOftheMind]

friendly hand chuck in the end was epic!

[TheAdmano]

"You will eventually find you're wrong."

"Whateva."

[richmondjames]

43 people are Buzz Lightyear.

[dawityos]

hahaha techmoligie

[impartialequity]

d..e..f

[BasilFawlty4444]

Uncomfortable...........

[TheHoleBag]

when the doc said there's a 100% chance you're gonna die, he should have said "Why? What's wrong with me"

[Samst3r5]

at 4:24 he pats his package

[Jaremus]

Drum&Bass heart beat! Hahahahaha! I fucking love Ali G.

[klaasdeboer]

"Please don't confuse me, your cat was not a human being", lol, maybe that's the point when you should stop an interview :D:D

[superman11978]

Ali G is smarter than this dumbass doctor. That's the problem with these ancient doctors. They have no capacity for thought outside of what they were taught in 1910. It's NEVER okay to end a person's life? Really? Cats don't have any human emotions? They can't even be sad? Really?

[dancrin]

@superman11978 yes mr bleeding heart, really.

[dageezerboi]

@superman11978 yeah pretty sure my cat was terrified when she had to be put down..shivering like a leaf

[superman11978]

The doctor ain't the wittiest fellow in the world. Who says you'd have to stick an actual cellphone inside of you? A brighter person would have agreed with Ali G and said that eventually they will be able to implant a nano communication device in you.

[Slyvr18]

Mr. surgeon general was actually wrong about cat's having human feelings...

[gainispain]

@Slyvr18

a cats prefrontal cortex is not big or complex enough to regulate emotions :)

[arsjaad1986]

Ali- G Sensitive to be called stupid. I love him. He's so smart!

[jebus0000000]

My cat was a human bein -please don;t confuse me ROFL!

[Letspreach]

I think the surgeon rips him apart...

[lolguygoeslol]

lol "def"

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[jch009tia]

I'm actually impressed he stayed and answered all of these questions for the most part politely and without getting incredibly frustrated. Can you imagine being the Surgeon General, sitting there and thinking that this guy is for real? lol

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

@jch009tia agreed

[olgathedinosaur]

"...then they would look after it and go YO, this me heart. Respect it. But why can't

we

use techmology and lets say take out, with all respect, some of the boring organs

and stick in like a CD player with like wicked speakers so you're like boomin' out like a walkin sound system"

[koochkooch]

LOL!

[misschellebell]

ja bless lol

[DaItalianstalian]

why can't we use TECHMOLAGY lol

[Tyrael02]

LOLLLLLLLL The Dong Bone

[zkiller67]

boner!!!lol

[drunkoncustard]

Boom boom shake the mofo room

[not2daybud]

1 out of 5..ja bless!

[audsdad83]

this is me heart respect it!!!

[olegros]

Yo,this is me heart,respect it

[tiemo25]

I would love to see some post interviews of these people he makes an absolute fool out of.

[nicbarrow]

the beginning of truth lol

[nicbarrow]

the beginning of truth...



[youboob6022]

It's bioelectrical...not really the same as typical electricity.

[AgothInnCloth]

The Dong Bone fucking hell hahaha!

[Safijah]

LMAO, "please don't confuse me"

[Safijah]

the people he interviews are so anal. 

[brusterj881]

@Safijah he probably gets the inital interview under pretencens that it would be a real interview not a comedy show so busy professional people probably would get upset having their time wasted. thats probably why its so funny because they're so shocked.

[jch009tia]

@brusterj881 Exactly. Cohen has stated that they even have an 'interviewer' in the room, but moments before they begin he walks in and takes his/her place. As far as his interview subjects know, they are not on a comedy show, they are there thinking that Ali G is a really person. That's why it's brilliant lol.

[brusterj881]

@jch009tia boom im a psychic

[votumseparatum1]

@Safijah probably because they think the interview is real.

[Safijah]

@votumseparatum1 hahaha true :P

[Siva3Enthroned]

"The brain's memory is perfect" Whaaat? No it's not.

[TeamKameHause]

pound it uncle sam

[1214Mia]

death- def hahaha

[djkikis]

how can u be a doctor w no heart or humor....... :\ might as well be an accountant or something....

[djkikis]

if u notice diff between US and UK interviewees.. US ones are fkin uptight man... no sense of humor watsoever

[jamesgd7]

@djkikis Defintly, u get some which can be a laugh but they can be too serious like that angry tight twat above

[DarkStringCape]

"Your cat is not a human being"

"No he doesn't have human feelings"

What an asshole, like that justifies anything.

[paidtowatchvideos]

this Doc gots some major certificates there...what are all these for?!

[lilbitchoc]

Techmology! Hahahaha!!!

[draber12]

I cannot imagine the balls on Cohen to ask him about the dong bone after the guy called him stupid