Top 10 Slowest Characters in Gaming

[Maarkaald]

I came into this thread expecting GIGANTIC TAGER. You are disappoint.

[666blaziken]

what about the guy from the grudge game for the wii. Or dr. Jekyll from the NES game?

[wunderlustkakuzu]

waluigi is pissed off waluigi is not like wario

[jaydude787]

What about Barry from resident evil 1

[mandy26lez]

if jabba the hut was in a game he would definitely be the slowest character in gaming!

[DarkSektorz]

Did you know the voice actor of Big The Cat is the same voice actor as Duke Nukem? Lol.

[FAMinecraft]

Top Ten most retarded characters in gaming, lol. Not talking about slow in speed, but in retardation.

[loneshewolf74]

How could they call Luigi a slightly ****ier version of Mario, I love Luigi, he is my most favorite video game cowardly-underdog-unlikely-her­o of all time! *cuddles Luigi plushie*

[Theterrifiedgamer]

definitely sisters from the path! they so slow!

[AHoodedDemon]

4:18 i used to have that game.... contra.... hard as shit to beat :s

[Halomasta153]

What !!! Not Gman !

[beaverbicycle]

I love Waluigi. :(

[superpokemonmaster2]

my cat is a big dumb lump XD

[GanjaMunchman]

@superpokemonmaster2

you should giving him crap to eat :3

[killerx10001]

thumbs up if you knew big would be here before you watched

[TomasaurusRaWr]

erm, where's slowpoke?

[LazyBoy159741]

The slowest character I know is ExDeath in FFDissidia. He walks super slow, and even falls slow.

[Korijna]

if QWOP is included then i have to include a game called DragonFable. 2D RPG Browser game and there is a character called 'Geo' available for the player to use as a pet. unfortunately 'Geo' doesn't do anything.

[Korijna]

WHERES LEON SCOTT KENEDY?

[TheDimondMinor]

LOL QWOP is impossible!

[Bezhh]

QWOP ?????

[GlenRoyTee]

fuck you, unirally/uniracers was amazing.

[TheOsamaBLaden1]

snake in MGS4 close to the end when you gotta go through that microwave tunnel thing....

[jubjub444]

surprised frank west wasn't in her...

[lodgefire]

#1. He may be a mechanic, but he's no engineer.

Every one of his quotes is a facepalm moment, seriously.

[AfterAttackTV]

Where is MahSohFabish from Fallout New Vegas?

[lukey196]

you forgot out of this world/another world!

[NetflixAnyone]

4:13 SeaNanners

[thedekuanimators]

Where is king zora?!?!?

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

I would say that Deputy Eli from Red Dead Redemption is pretty slow.

[135forte]

They need Emile. He is useless.

[Guggu3d]

2:40

[ponchization]

slowpoke is as slow as it gets

[billiejoe21JOS]

ju-on the grudge... they obviousy have never heard of the game.

[Inoryuki]

Were is eileen from silent hill 4?

[TheLuigiadrian]

Luigi.a stupid version of Mario.WHERE YOU WERE BORN!!?LUIGI CAN JUMP HIGHER(That's why anyone is choosing him at NSMB DS,or 3D land),CAN MAKE INVENTIONS,AND SAVED MARIO ITSELF!(this year Mario will be saved again)Except is a little frightened.

[Iglitchlife]

@TheLuigiadrian Urm. They actually said:

"Luigi is the slightly shittier version of Mario"

Well I agree that he is epic (and always my character choice on the gameboy remake of the snes title SMW) he is still slightly shittier than Mario as Mario is the original, and original are always the best (star wars for example) :)

Plus why the hell do you need to know where they were born?

[TheExplodingcheez]

some survivors in dead rising 2 are slower than all of these

[iamnotawhore808]

machinimaლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U SO AWESOME!?

[moflombi]

Resident evil 4 regenerators?



[naierer]

@moflombi uh.. they kinda..jump fast when they lose their legs? O.o

[MsDiamondpickaxe1]

tf2 heavy

[NZYE]

2:40

[MrBandycot]

whats the name of 8?

[averumsson]

no wherehog?

[NiKoLa171298]

what about E.Y.E. divine cybermancy charcher with full armor omg like snail

[TunMrTun]

Ohhhh Slowest refers to stupid, well that explains a lot! 

[19torento]

@TunMrTun Why didn't they call them top ten most stupid characters then? o_0

[19torento]

Slowpoke had better be on this list.

[NeonGreenFairyJedi]

Mayu from Fatal Frame II

[cakeey1]

where's zora king from OOT?

[randomgav1]

@cakeey1 it took him like an hour to move over i had time to take 2 shits

[morsmanal]

Howy shit! Lemmings was made by the same company who make bloody, gory shoot em ups!?

[andyrfc92]

@morsmanal made in the city I live in... Dundee, Scotland! :D

[STEWIESTUPOTS]

Frank West should have been in there

[IHeartDoyle]

i suck at qwop

[cyrushimz]

The best score I got on qwop was 99 meters

[falzarboy12]

where the fuck is slowpoke??!?!

[aszudauzmones]

Who turned on QWOP after seeing it here? :D

[Shinixanta]

Luigi is better than Mario in every fucking way, you idiots!

[SuperLegendOf364]

@Shinixanta

THANK YOU!

[luigiflash]

@Shinixanta YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlexTehKat]

Does Steve or Larson have an easter egg?

Does the Grunt have an easter egg?

.....Grunts win.

[3azoz777]

fuck bing. google for life

[NeYoAn]

Juggernaut from MW3 has to be on place 1.

[walihassan]

yeaaa....it took me about 30 tries, but i got the QWOP to 25 meters....time well spent...sigh...time well....spent..."looks at the distant"

[XxAtomicSapphirexX]

What about goldeneye? You know who I mean. CROSSFIRE RAGE NOOOOO

[RedStar989]

im sorry but Waluigi is NOT retarded.

[jmassthekilla]

Dude your voice is so annoying

[LunqvistNabokov]

#9, is that Vector from Despicable Me? lol

[guitarist8879]

What the hell... the Zora king for LoZoOT is definitely the slowest..

[pokemoncheatur]

@guitarist8879 Mweep.

Mweep.

Mweep.

*slowly repeats*

[ThatYetiBallThing]

@droidekafan

Orgen Trail

Something like that.

[ThePerpullNinjuh]

uhhh....Luigi is the best mario universe character

[droidekafan]

'You have died of dysentry', Where is that from?

[jamesearljones3]

@droidekafan oregon trail!

[droidekafan]

@jamesearljones3 Yo thanks bro

[squeekietits]

John Madden! Here comes another japanese earth quake

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[mattrutland]

Fucking Hell Final Fantasy advert! headphones and ears melted...!

[JOHNNYCOMEKILLU]

p.s. i played qwop and eventually laughed my ass off. lol

[JOHNNYCOMEKILLU]

slade, turok. fucker ruined every stealth attempt i made. "oh trying to NOT get killed? well let me just run in here, shoot off a couple rounds and then lay down so you can finish them off". asshole.

[jack0lino]

What about King Zora from OoT?

[camzzek]

luigi is better than mario

[PWNZOR671]

Slippy noooooooooooooooiooo

[ButterflyWars]

Uniracers was a good game.

[jacobjtec]

big the cat better be here

[jacobjtec]

@jacobjtec yes he was AH

[mizunekodemon]

Maybe its just me but every time I see the hand giving thumbs up I think of kakashi from naruto. Its almost inevitable

[imorttalaaron64]

what about ted from dead rising 2



[ajdrobot]

qwop should be #1 in my mind im mean seriously

[TheTrueChuster]

Waluigi is part of DX.

[kng420]

Tim Horton's donuts at 4:02 FTW!!!! Long live Timmys

[531M4N35CH]

a milhousegame xD

[Danzorz88]

My god are these guys not funny! That was painful to listen to.

[ocarinag33k]

@Danzorz88 So are you implying that you troll for unicorns?

[unostriker]

@Danzorz88 screw u

[MrSkully321]

After it passed qwop I was like this is is gonna get serious

[Daisydearden9960]

steeeeeeeeeeeve !

[theJMAK1]

wheres silver the hedgehog? (sonic 06)

[ryanrider101]

What about fat dudes from the sims

[popZoro]

Wheres the guy from Ju On : The Grudge?

[IceColdChocolateMilk]

I finally realized when they said slow they meant retard :D

[ejd665]

You didn't include the heavy! (from tf2)

[NightmareofSociety]

why isnt dampe on this list?

[mopb3]

Anyone know what game that was that said 'you died of dysentery'?

[skulliam]

@mopb3 Oregon Trail

[SuperShadybone]

HEY respawning in cod is fun

[deadbob12344]

Why was there an ad for jousting before this?

[sonofscorpion18]

Holy shit! That guys head exploded!

[RetroGamerErimor]

@sonofscorpion18 You must be new here.

[MrMascondroedan]

its funny that my internet is slow

[boyo3244]

heheheh the video title has the slowest yet a add came on about something being the fastest

[totalawesomenesstrik]

3:06 WTF????

[DuctTapeAssassN]

Uni racers was actually not too bad...personally

[Ecuador413rox]

"This asshole can't even run right" Trololololol

[enarget]

In fairness, slippy tells you how much life a boss has...

[cheftobe555]

slippy repairs the ships



[jkunleashed2]

OMG 2:36

[hiatt1024]

#1 should of been deadrising 2 the zombies are super super slow

[vintlulu]

what??? No Herbert Moon?



[Norha820]

haha I remember playing SF64 and thinking, man slippy is retarded

[Agentcobrabubbles1]

Woot? Not the Bebe Kids game that kids are going like 2 MPH And look like their humping air? RE-CREATE THE LIST!

[bowlfullofgame]

@Agentcobrabubbles1 know slow as in speed they mean your kind of slow

[dtek40k]

fuck YOUUUUUUUU slippy!!!

[drplbiftin]

Call of Duty, after playing Quake Live for weeks.

[Ripcagebro]

The last time I played qwop I almost shot my. Self

[e1020767]

im pretty sure in black fathom deaps in wow after finishing the dungoen and going back to the start just to tell the slow ass tauren to run through thw whle dungoen going 6 milimeters every 10 minutes

[RiyonnaSaysRawr]

@e1020767 The Tauren from Wailing Caverns, you mean. And they fixed him so he runs now. But I remember when he walked... so... fucking... SLOW.

[6darkthorn9]

no lara croft?

[thegamereviewer06]

I'm slower than Lester??? :'(

[werm150]

wtf i think we can agree that heavy from tf2 is way slower than slippy

[phanteon11]

@werm150 I think they ment Mentally Slow. Heavy is stoopid though

[Haid00k3n]

about number 5 = i won one game in few seconds >_>

[Flamingrune77]

This means that in terms of intelligence, The Noid is smarter than the average CoD player. Who is only just smarter than a grunt.

Actually explains a lot.

[Joey3264]

#1 should be Ashley from RE4

[SlikNicka]

i lik e the video its was actually good just one thing nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvv­vveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rr disssss LUIGI he is like mario but is way mor agile

[Martin997081]

2:08 Lemmy?

[mw3king100]

steve - minecraft

[MrOpensaysme123]

i wanna grab the noid by the ears, throw him against the wall, tape him to a chair, and shoot him in the face with my cousins pellet gun as many times as hes ruined my pizza. and then knock him out, throw him in a garbage gab, and throw him in a ditch.

[RonMailbox]

No deal, friendo.

[kk28262484]

Why Ju On : The Grugde is not here?

[idontseeynot9]

lord jabu jabu

[WaffleGuySaysHi]

HEY I LIKE LUIGI!!!!!!!!!!

[MrFadify]

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

[goob179]

4:12 The person got killed by SeaNanners...

[albanmaster]

Nr 1 - Super mario for not giving up on stupid peach..

[Templarofsteel18]

@albanmaster have to agree with you :P

[suicidetony]

4:02 - Tim Hortons FTW.

[estevansolis]

what do you mean by slowest chraracters by stupidest or by speed.

[underwareman]

i laughed out loud several times guys good job!

[mrtonyalva101]

Go qwop

[officialARMYclan]

come on leave the grunts alone they are awesome

[kennedyfan21]

John Madden still has input in the Madden franchise, just so you know. Good list, though

[123Arkham]

Pothead the Porcupine

[randumkid3]

emma when u have to walk her across the bridge in mgs2??

[deathcheze]

He is straight up retarted haha

[URBANSALLIANCE]

Wheatley(Portal 2) for the next Top Ten FTW: Slowest Characters

[1093095]

C mon, even Forest Gump had à IQ of 70

[gamegloss]

Yorda was both slow in terms of speed and cognitive ability.

[dotcom123dotcom123]

Where's King Zora!?

[whistlemasterX]

Win for Putting Big on the list... Even if slow wasn't en masque for retarded he'd still be on the list!

[darrius13sniper]

Where's Tingle

[MrLegodragonball]

Dampe?

[5C4R3Y]

Wot is that one that comes up, "you have died from dysentery"?

[CreeperChain]

Pyriment head???

[AaronDude77]

What, where is heavy? Definetely slower than everyone on this, well.. The ones that are actually slow, frickin' missleading title.

[Mngalahad]

people, by "slow" they mean "retarded".

[venomouscube]

Oh so close to raging when lemmy came up....

[dojihajime]

wait no Manic from Wing Commander

[TheGamegeek5000]

how can this video be published on the 29th of jan

[attilathehunn3]

@TheGamegeek5000 2011 the current year is 2012

[VimyMusic]

@TheGamegeek5000 It was published in January 2011 dumb ass not 2012

[masterkeyguy]

What about... Mud from gothic? That guy was just... well look it up. And by the way: a guy named mud can't really be smart...

[TheSuperNintendo]

what game was that!! with big the cat??

[StrikaShot]

@TheSuperNintendo i think its somehow related to sonic

for a second I thought grimace was selling jagermeister @