[SHOCKING] GUARD ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE THE ITALIAN ASSASSIN

[GuppyGuppyPuppy]

ITALIANERS ARE PEEPLE 2 MAN

NO NEED 2 BEE SO MEAN

[uberCharlie7552]

i lost it as soon as ezio started going in circles

[Impulse9090]

These guards get smarter every sequel.

[TehTwisteddd]

Fuck yea gorillaz.

[ultimatewierdness]

He thought making a 360 and walk away meant 360 turns.

Derp.

[Gamer4672]

@ultimatewierdness don't you mean a 180?

[WTFnFTW]

Just Ezio, misusing the power of the Apple again...

[xxxTridenT]

lol love the title and tags haha

[PrimalPanda190]

Read the tags

[DarkSignal59]

grade A patrolling right there

[luke4djojo]

He was rocking the house :(

[EditRealityGaming]

You punched the stupid right out of him!

[TehBrownCow]

LOL@TAGS

[eleszar1]

troll patroll

[Krakatoa5249]

@I0Neon0I Yeah it's Rock the House :D

[tesseractseraph]

Percussive maintenance fixes everything.

[zombie4208]

i think you broke his brain

[ExtraMintGum]

Using Gorillaz makes you beautiful.

[AllenHenry72]

That guard really knows how to rock the house.

[IggyVids]

Wait, you're on facepunch? I recognize there joke.

[motdef]

@IggyVids ew no

[RandomProduct]

@motdef May I ask what you dislike about Facepunch?

[skpthirtynine]

song please

[Xanderfaulk]

@skpthirtynine gorillaz - rock the house

[skpthirtynine]

@Xanderfaulk thx

[MarjanQasemi14]

LOL

[TheSchwabsteiger]

Guard: "Hey Ezio, I can WALK THE DINOSAUR too! ^^"

Ezio: "Omfg *facepalm*"

[99LOLWUT]

ROCK THE HOUSE

I love you motdef, I really do.

[BonBon3589]

Seriously man, I was listening to 'Rock The House' the DAY I watched this. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Also, good choice in music, in all of your videos :D

[kcpoynter]

Have you ever had the tip of your penis having a burning sensation and feels like you need to be but when you do pee nothing comes out? I feel this right now.

[Molkifier]

@kcpoynter GUD 4 U

[kcpoynter]

@Molkifier It hasnt lasted for 2 days

[Suetakefan]

"Stop you've violated the law."

"Okay."

*Walks in circles*

[dahhaloguy117]

lol Rock The House

Anyway...LOL

[Potatogalaxy]

He sure showed you.

[lolmushrooms]

"So, what can you do for us as a guard?"

"Well, I can walk in a circle."

"...You're hired."

[AzureDragoonGX]

@lolmushrooms civilian (they actually say this!): This is our just reward, for trusting our lives to incompetent buffones

[YeOldeHobo]

You're a monster. The CIA, FBI, Cyber Police, and local authorities have been alerted.

[paranoidude]

Shit, that's just way too far.

Have some decency man.

[leafblight27]

at first I :/ then when you started spinning with him I XD

[CaptainAwful]

subd gud vapeo!!1..1

[XahGee]

OH GOD OH MAN

[Kingdomyoshiyoshi42]

i like how his screams go with the music.

[CroGamer002]

Why did you punch him?

And why didn't you record even more?

And why it doesn't loop?!

[animedrawer777]

The music makes the video even funnier

[blazerboy3000]

Awesome tags:D

[pinkorpurple432]

This was so violent!! I can't believe you uploaded this. I'm calling the party van.

[pein374]

co za asy...

[ishethzenunim]

I have to say I laughed equally hard at the Tags for this video. Good lord.

[SuperYoshi]

What is that man doing

God save him, he's gone mad.

[waffleless]

If I just run in circles he will think im retarded and ignore me as a threat, BRILLIANT!

[CelanSnipers]

What.

[NegroTed]

Alright, that's it. You've gone too far, we're no longer friends.

Give me back your half of the necklace.

[Zazzerpan]

you guys are dumb, this is obviously stylo by bobby womack featuring tupac

[PaternusHentai]

thanks for this sick shit asshole, im vomiting all over the place now

[MariusMelody34]

JUMP

FUCKING JUMP

[armadillosnacks]

@MariusMelody34 DON'T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME.

[88Meters]

game

[Lulzman69]

@motdef MEthinks he's talking about the music.

Might be wrong, though. .-.

[Munchy365]

HEY GUYS THIS SONG IS PLASTIC BEACH BY GORRILAS AM I RIGHT

[SantiLeyva]

@Munchy365 Nope, this is "Rock the House" by Gorillaz.

It's not in Plastic Beach, it's in their first album "Gorillaz"

..Plastic beach is something totally different.

[tappedon]

@SantiLeyva

this is definitely melancholy hill.

u r stupid

[TheFunkSyndicate]

@tappedon Lol this is Rock The House, not melancholy hill

[yoyoyo1310]

Gorillaz - Rock The House

[gokudabomb1]

what song is this?

[TheBoyInBlack]

@gokudabomb1 rock the house by gorillaz

[SCPH7503]

While Ezio stabs and the crazy guard spins, I want y'all to just get down.

[calapanpo]

@YourAverageJoey I think not.

[Mario1999X]

Why are suggested videos recordings of senate sessions

[shenz6]

everybody rock the house

by Gorillaz

[TheBigKiller]

Clit Hardwood by Gorillaz

Nice. :)

[Mecoboy55]

Guards loves Gorillaz

[the23rdmonkey]

ROCK. THE. HOUSE.

[TheFleeingPhoenix]

Me likey.

[YourPalHDee]

@YourAverageJoey No xD just no....

[TheRedsauce]

i guess you could say...

*glasses*

you rocked the house.

[turtlekicker]

I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!

[thenewgeogzm]

what's this song it's familiar

[turbonoisecat]

@YourAverageJoey You ROCK THE HOUSE joey.

[YourAverageJoey]

@turbonoisecat How many people, and where do you want now?

[BlooPikmin]

0 PEOPLE DONT WANT TO ESCAPE XD

[Shagron1349]

That's exactly what you got to do in panic

[N0BLE1993]

@YourAverageJoey This is Rock The House

Hurr

[YourAverageJoey]

@N0BLE1993 I agree. Hurr, and Derp for good measure. <:(

[shenz6]

dude why didn't you kill him

[kongokaj]

The horror!!!

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

Thanks alot jerk, now Im gonna have nightmares

[SirusDiarota]

....

i'm 5 what is this

[kamilfreeman]

sick fuck

[SpectacularHatter]

What has been seen.....cannot be unseen

....my innocence is ruined.....

[FartingLobster]

*cries*

[MAXepher]

ROCK THE HOUSE

[Eggyman101]

My god, what the FUCK are you doing posting this kind of stuff on youtube?! You could get arrested for this!

[CENTENOMONTOYA]

He almost got away

[Lawdrun]

everybody walk the dinosaur

[Leonblade1]

Whoa this is too steep for me.

[darghe]

Oh god I hope youtube bans you, you sick bastard. Atleast flag it for 18+!

[WorthlessProle]

NOW WHEN THE MC RHYME AND THE DJ SPIN I WANT Y'ALL TO JUST GET DOWN

[Criken2]

LOL UD SHUDA KILD HIM WIT UR HIDN BLAD XD

DAT WUDA BEN PRU

[kevlonk]

Ezio spins him right round, baby, right round, like a Renaissance-era equivalent of a record player, right round...

[champayne17]

He is everywhere! No matter where the guard tries to run, Ezio is right behind him! Oh shit!

[theamazingempiricist]

i know you like that, you wanna try that, it's like a flashback, so shake your ass crack

[Cthululz]

Man employed by ruling power walks in circles uselessly forever. Related video: Senate Sessions

[thenan7]

Dat graphic content! It's too much!

[bluesoul1000]

gorillaz music goes great with murder, hell it goes with everything!

[ChriswithMatt]

SEARCHING CORPSES!? Thats as bad as Rape! FLAGGED.

[McPfoot]

you disgUST ME

[officialunofficial]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING ON YOUTUBE

[briani4735263]

I love the tags on this :D

[Swimmingchao]

sage

[xXbutters1234]

You're fucking screwed man, just bend over.

[IAMHORAIDOLL]

Excellent AI

[KillRay064]

flagged for nudity

[MirageDragon1600]

Every time I turn around he just appears! I can't get away!

[motdef]

@drewsef765111 i'm in deep shit now

[Carnage1235]

@motdef

There are rumours going around that you live in Swindon. Please tell me this isn't true?

[motdef]

@Carnage1235 completely false... what i want to know is why would someone start a rumour that i live in Swindon

[Carnage1235]

@motdef

Oh thank Christ for that. I was scared.

And no idea, I just saw a good number of commenters saying that was where you lived.

Where DO you live then, up north or south?

[ROFLMAOSCHINSKI]

Why does something this random always happen to you D:> Im so jealous D:<

[DaDewd]

SHAKE YOUR BAKE, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

[AttackMyAss]

Youtube let you upload this...?

[Aaron3502]

success

[Lulz839]

square dancing was never very popular in italy

[lostenmusic]

God, how violent.

[PyocolaAnalogue]

Senate session?

House session?

I think the government is considering your proposal of reconsidering the guard employment process.

[tauwilltriumph]

Holy shit, I laughed at the title.

[TheRealBrianSellers]

He's rocking the house

[arryarrfiddledeedee]

fact: the mandrill maze was created by leonardo da vinci in fascist italy

[ArcadeBumstud]

Jesus that video was sickening what the hell is wrong with you

[videogames5196]

GORILLAZ

[driverx241]

assassin's creed: too hot for tv

[ZeHeinousDanish]

I violently and explosively ejaculated

[DarthKain0]

ROCK THE HOUSE.

[thekrushori]

it would appear that he at first, accepts death and its inevitability, but when reminded of the journey, he regresses.

[EvilKiwi908]

The graphic content was too much for me, I couldn't finish the video

[GamingUplink]

5th... derp

[hhslf]

ahh oooh aahh

ahheh ahho uhh

[SnaffleJBean]

Gorillaz? :D

[generalformat]

Epic AI.

[ChiriTB]

The quality is stunning.